benevolentenigma
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Post by benevolentenigma on Dec 5, 2017 2:25:33 GMT
You get a rubber tree, like the ones you can plant outside.
I put in the 'the plot thicken' image.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 5, 2017 14:15:06 GMT
You get a can of plot thickener. Like paint thinner, except not.
I put in paint thinner.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 5, 2017 15:54:07 GMT
You get a SBaHJ image saying the 'the paint thinith'.
I put in a trick can of peanuts.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 5, 2017 18:46:27 GMT
You get a real can of peanuts.
I put in a can of real cashews.
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Post by cealvan on Dec 6, 2017 0:16:09 GMT
you get a trick can of cashews
i put in the extended zodiac quiz
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 6, 2017 0:30:06 GMT
You get a book. "How to Anger a Mob of Thousands of Children in One Move".
I put in, "How to Anger a Mob of Thousands of Children in One Move". (The special edition, including actual merit and lore that nobody can handle because it doesn't fit their headcanons!)
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benevolentenigma
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Post by benevolentenigma on Dec 6, 2017 2:10:50 GMT
You get the Homestuck official Classpect quiz.
I put in the Mayor.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 6, 2017 15:49:29 GMT
You get a can of mayo.
I put in all of Can Town.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 7, 2017 1:34:25 GMT
You get a can of whoop-ass, courtesy of the Mayor, who had spent countless hours on that damnit.
I put in a can of whoop-ass.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 7, 2017 15:41:18 GMT
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Post by watersnake on Dec 15, 2017 18:37:26 GMT
you get a residence rhinoceros.
i eat the vending machine.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 15, 2017 18:44:21 GMT
You get a chestburster.
I put in a GPS device.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 15, 2017 19:53:48 GMT
You get constantly tracked by the government.
I put in Net Neutrality.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 18, 2017 16:03:45 GMT
Your Net Neutrality was confiscated by the FCC before you could put it in the machine.
I put in The Last Jedi.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 18, 2017 18:55:14 GMT
Your The Last Jedi was copyright claimed before you could put it in the machine.
I put in an uncaring and inefficient school system.
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Post by cealvan on Dec 18, 2017 23:27:51 GMT
you get everyone complaining about how the schooling system is broken, but no one proposing any solid solutions, and therefore changing nothing.
i put in a solid two weeks of studying for finals.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 19, 2017 2:13:22 GMT
You get being beaten by some punk-ass Lipia who didn't study at all yet still got a 600 on her history SOL. I put in my overly prideful ego.
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Post by absurdityobscuration on Dec 19, 2017 6:07:16 GMT
You get a photo of yourself signed by yourself with the message "never change".
I put exactly three pounds of red powder and three cans.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 19, 2017 13:52:09 GMT
You get nine red cans. Not sure what you expected.
I put in [OwO Nyan Desu~~~~~!]
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 19, 2017 15:37:23 GMT
As perhaps expected, you get a catgirl.
I put in a human leg.
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Post by cealvan on Dec 20, 2017 0:14:16 GMT
the vending machine tells you it wants an arm as well
i put in a "good wholesome family Christmas party".
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 20, 2017 0:59:51 GMT
You get the not so wholesome New Years party.
I put in the 2018 Homestuck calendar
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 20, 2017 15:34:18 GMT
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Post by absurdityobscuration on Dec 20, 2017 18:32:29 GMT
The vending machine says "thank you" and in exchange you receive a pack of skittles
I put in a snowman and a bunch of sand.
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darkDelphinus
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Post by darkDelphinus on Dec 20, 2017 19:30:33 GMT
You get a sandman.
I put in a gingerbread house...
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