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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Mar 13, 2017 14:37:02 GMT
 You stand in a completely beige room. All the items in it are grey and beige. Something feels off. What do you do? |
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 13, 2017 15:14:19 GMT
>Equip propeller beanie and fly out of there
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Mar 13, 2017 15:23:24 GMT
>Equip propeller beanie and fly out of there  You put the Propeller Hat on your head, and attempt to fly away. Nothing Happens! Everybody knows to use a Propeller Hat you need to use four double-A batteries. Or at least some imagination. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 13, 2017 15:51:54 GMT
>Check drawers for batteries
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Mar 14, 2017 0:34:45 GMT
>Check drawers for batteries  You cannot open the top drawer, as it is locked. The keyhole has an odd triangle shape to it. You think whoever designed this must be one silly guy, as you don't know any keys to come in triangle shapes.    Opening the bottom drawer you find a broken blade, some sort of thick book on keys and their different possible geometric shapes, and an odd six-sided die. Oh! And a single Double-A Battery. Now we're getting somewhere... is what you would think to yourself if you had gotten somewhere. Unfortunately as it currently stands you have only found 1/4 batteries for your Hat, and a bunch of random bullshit. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 14, 2017 1:44:57 GMT
>Read book on keys
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NothingIsOkay75
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Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Mar 14, 2017 4:38:27 GMT
>Swallow the battery. Trust me, it's a great idea.
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Mar 14, 2017 17:35:37 GMT
  Wow it's mostly rambling about keys. From what you understand, the Polygonal Keys are magic dice or something. If you had any sort of memory beyond "beige room" you probably wouldn't believe in stuff like this, but as it stands your belief system is... pretty much non-existent. You take these words as fact, even the part that mentions the need for a copious consumption of alkaline in order to channel the power of the keys. >Swallow the battery. Trust me, it's a great idea.  You decide to swallow the battery whole like a pill. That way you can recycle it for your hat once you're done channelling the power of the keys or whatever.
Wow I have no idea why the images are so big this time.
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 14, 2017 18:02:29 GMT
>Pick up CD off the ground and put it in that fancy monitor on wall
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Post by ten 11 on Mar 15, 2017 0:01:10 GMT
>Use the d6 to reroll the book into something else.
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Mar 18, 2017 3:13:11 GMT
>Pick up CD off the ground and put it in that fancy monitor on wall  You examine the monitor. You don't see anywhere to put a disc in, but there are some buttons and shit. On the right side is some sort of peripheral covered by two little plastic doors. Underneath might be a disc drive? >Use the d6 to reroll the book into something else.  You roll the D6 on the floor. It lands on a two. My god. That means...  Nothing happens. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 18, 2017 7:32:55 GMT
>Examine poster
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Post by ten 11 on Mar 19, 2017 2:18:01 GMT
>Check out that broken sword.
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Mar 20, 2017 14:57:28 GMT
 You examine the poster hanging from the wall. It appears to be some sort of... Orwellian Propoganda poster? Hung up by a very heavy bolt stuck in the wall. The poster is torn, much like everything else in this room. Well, the rest of the stuff is damaged not necessarily torn. The point you were making is that the things in here are generally pretty damaged. Yeah. >Check out that broken sword.  You pick up the broken sword off the ground. It's very broken. In fact, unusable.  Looking closer at the pommel you find it is set with a ten sided die! It's shape is vaguely triangular... |
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 20, 2017 19:09:12 GMT
>Use die to open top drawer
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Mar 21, 2017 2:01:23 GMT
>Use die to open top drawer  Of course before you can do that you need to actually remove the die from the sword. So you do that.  You sort of jiggle the d10 into the d4-shaped hole. It fits, but you can tell it wasn't meant to. The desk makes a noise, and you question where all these sound effects came from. Was everything just silent before? But yeah, you believe the drawer to be unlocked.
Wow good lighting on this update. Helps that I had a laptop for this one, as it was one of the rare few done outside of boring classes.
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 21, 2017 3:01:57 GMT
More lighting like this pls
>Open it already, why don't ya
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Post by ten 11 on Mar 21, 2017 7:13:13 GMT
>Inspect the d6 closer. Why does it have a 7?
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Mar 21, 2017 14:55:04 GMT
More lighting like this pls >Open it already, why don't ya [spoilers] I can't control the lighting ): [/spoilers]  You open the drawer. Inside is a Pack of Batteries, and some sort of sealed potion bottle. Oh, and another die. >Inspect the d6 closer. Why does it have a 7?  You examine both of the dice. You had thought before that the first one you found had a seven on it, but after finding this one you realize it's actually a one. This new die however, has the numbers 7-12 on it. It seems to be the first one's pair. Weird. Also you're technically looking at the 6 and 12 faces there. But whatever. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 21, 2017 16:58:16 GMT
>Drink the potion.
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Post by ten 11 on Mar 21, 2017 23:42:14 GMT
>Is the door locked? How did you get into this room anyway? What do you remember?
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COOLCATLIKES2BOOGIEWOOGIE
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Post by COOLCATLIKES2BOOGIEWOOGIE on Mar 22, 2017 3:18:09 GMT
>Search bottom drawer for toast, in preparation of the coming potion hangover.
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Post by staircaseofkneecaps on Mar 22, 2017 13:29:56 GMT
 You take the cork out of the potion and chug it. This definitely will not have any repercussions whatsoever. Conversely, this could be the dumbest thing you've ever done. >Is the door locked? How did you get into this room anyway? What do you remember?  No, the door is unlocked. Also I have no idea how I got here, and have already told you I have no memory. >Search bottom drawer for toast, in preparation of the coming potion hangover.  Okay. Hey the stuff in here is different now! There's some toast... and a cardboard box. Where'd that other shit go? |
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Post by Sharkalien on Mar 22, 2017 17:25:43 GMT
>Eat cardboard box
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Post by ten 11 on Mar 22, 2017 22:18:11 GMT
>Take the stuff out, then close and open the drawer again, to see if anything new a ppears.
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