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Post by joebob on Apr 30, 2017 21:27:42 GMT
32/50 astral unlocking +1 fro drizlfoshizledmeowpimp +1 TOG I tell the warden "fine." "you could have ended up with an ally, you know." "I was quite genuine there." "but you've shown what you think of that all too clearly. I then shift my foot and spire of stone rockets from the ground, sending S.warden flying through the air into a sphere of water, which quickly freezes over before slamming to the ground. as S.warden flys through the air from the blow, I gather an orb of light, fire it as a beam, and manipulate it into a massive storm of upwards tilted spikes which then rain to the ground, trapping the warden as I gather a massive ball of energy, crunch it to be smaller, and clench my fist, forcing the energy into my body, where I use it to create a massive hard light skull, a mockery of a gaster blaster from undertale, and fire a beam of blue light, which crashes into the ground, and would start to spread outwards if not for my activation of a Enerugī kabe (energy wall in Japanese. Japanese always makes things sound cooler. this is a 100% treu fackt) dome which the energy crashes into and is redirected upwards,coating the edge in energy and then beginning to fill. once the dome is full of plasma, I activate a Suichoku senpū (vertical whirlwind, which going off the previous axiom sounds better in Japanese) which sends the plasma spinning and fires it up into the sky, where, wouldn't you know it? the steel warden is spontaneously teleported, causing him to take the full brunt of the beam. again.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Apr 30, 2017 23:30:59 GMT
aw man dont you just hate it when you "are fall" also, is it just me, or did Warden forget to take damage last round?
+1 Pizza the hutt (thats Jobboe, btw) (23 +Jobboe ) > 24/35? loosely based off 5e stats, would this be ok?: ÆTHELINDA: L-E, Ancient Green Dragon HP:44000
PASSIVES:
Immunity: poisons, poisoned debuff Amphibious (cause of course that'll be important) Frightful Presence: The terrifying monster causes all those weak of will to be unable to attack her.
ATTACKS:
Bite Attack: 2000 piercing damage; target is poisoned by the Dragon's venom
Claw Attack: the target takes 2400 slashing damage from a giant claw. attacks twice
Tail Attack: targets are set flying after being smashed by The Dragon's huge tail; 1600 bludgeoning damage to each
SPECIAL ATTACKS (can only be used once each):
Poison Breath: up to 3(?) targets (from one faction only) are coated in poison, poisoning them and dealing 13200 poison damage to each takes 3 turns to charge
Wing Attack: that incredible force generated by the flapping of her powerful wings floors all nearby enemies (2 targets +anyone who melee attacks her that round), dealing 1200 crushing/aerial damage to each after the attack, she starts flying which does... stuff, I guess
Killer C-C-C-Combo!!!!!!!!!: a Bite Attack, then the Claw Attacks, another Bite Attack, topped off with a Tail Attack
I suspect that this will be unbalanced in someway and prepare to stealthily throw this huge StatBlock at The Warden, this time at break Steel speeds that, of course, break steel
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Post by heyitskane on May 2, 2017 19:15:44 GMT
I continue charging while I attack Depression
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Post by foodman on May 2, 2017 19:31:09 GMT
32/50 astral unlocking +1 fro drizlfoshizledmeowpimp +1 TOG I tell the warden "fine." "you could have ended up with an ally, you know." "I was quite genuine there." "but you've shown what you think of that all too clearly. I then shift my foot and spire of stone rockets from the ground, sending S.warden flying through the air into a sphere of water, which quickly freezes over before slamming to the ground. as S.warden flys through the air from the blow, I gather an orb of light, fire it as a beam, and manipulate it into a massive storm of upwards tilted spikes which then rain to the ground, trapping the warden as I gather a massive ball of energy, crunch it to be smaller, and clench my fist, forcing the energy into my body, where I use it to create a massive hard light skull, a mockery of a gaster blaster from undertale, and fire a beam of blue light, which crashes into the ground, and would start to spread outwards if not for my activation of a Enerugī kabe (energy wall in Japanese. Japanese always makes things sound cooler. this is a 100% treu fackt) dome which the energy crashes into and is redirected upwards,coating the edge in energy and then beginning to fill. once the dome is full of plasma, I activate a Suichoku senpū (vertical whirlwind, which going off the previous axiom sounds better in Japanese) which sends the plasma spinning and fires it up into the sky, where, wouldn't you know it? the steel warden is spontaneously teleported, causing him to take the full brunt of the beam. again. Contestant one deals 2 more damage too the STEEL WARDEN with his lasers and interesting theatrics.
aw man dont you just hate it when you "are fall" also, is it just me, or did Warden forget to take damage last round?
+1 Pizza the hutt (thats Jobboe, btw) (23 +Jobboe ) > 24/35? loosely based off 5e stats, would this be ok?: ÆTHELINDA: L-E, Ancient Green Dragon HP:44000
PASSIVES:
Immunity: poisons, poisoned debuff Amphibious (cause of course that'll be important) Frightful Presence: The terrifying monster causes all those weak of will to be unable to attack her.
ATTACKS:
Bite Attack: 2000 piercing damage; target is poisoned by the Dragon's venom
Claw Attack: the target takes 2400 slashing damage from a giant claw. attacks twice
Tail Attack: targets are set flying after being smashed by The Dragon's huge tail; 1600 bludgeoning damage to each
SPECIAL ATTACKS (can only be used once each):
Poison Breath: up to 3(?) targets (from one faction only) are coated in poison, poisoning them and dealing 13200 poison damage to each takes 3 turns to charge
Wing Attack: that incredible force generated by the flapping of her powerful wings floors all nearby enemies (2 targets +anyone who melee attacks her that round), dealing 1200 crushing/aerial damage to each after the attack, she starts flying which does... stuff, I guess
Killer C-C-C-Combo!!!!!!!!!: a Bite Attack, then the Claw Attacks, another Bite Attack, topped off with a Tail Attack
I suspect that this will be unbalanced in someway and prepare to stealthily throw this huge StatBlock at The Warden, this time at break Steel speeds that, of course, break steel The Stat block once again deals 2 damage! This is leaving the STEEL WARDEN on perilously low health!
((messages too the ToG, you are PROBABLY going too have too loose either some of stats or some of the health or some of the damage from the attacks (No guarantees of anything though, I don't do those))) I continue charging while I attack Depression Contestant six does the charge and generically attacks Depression 500 dmg
EOTB.
STEEL WARDEN took an additional 2 damage this round too account for it not being recorded properly last time......filthy cultists...
The STEEL WARDEN nearly dead shook its head in dismay and prepared its final action in this world +1 Too self The Metal Gaurdian being trapped and unable too move watched the STEEL WARDEN and Depression prepare their final actions of this world Depression took one look at the Metal Gaurdian and decided too end himself taking out the filthy Guardian of Metals. the suicidal Charge killed Depression and cost the Metal Guardian 3500 of his health.
Looking around the Battlefield things appear to be slowing down, what could this mean?
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles: ALLOYED FORCES: 4/13[ᚺ] STEEL WARDEN - 1/20 HP. End It: 9/10. [ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 9,600/20,000 HP. Untouchable to non-charged attacks. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 0/5. armour 2/10. ANGERY. sed. Miscellaneous Hostiles:[ᚺ] Depression - DED!The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way…… Contestants:
#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
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Post by joebob on May 2, 2017 19:53:38 GMT
34/50 astral unlocking +1 fro drizlfoshizledmeowpimp +1 TOG I float through the air to the steel warden, sorounded in cyan flames, and grab its head, pulling it up to face level. "Fool." "to think, you had a chance, however small." "and you wasted it." A storm of cyan flames bursts from my hand, washing over the steel warden and melting its face off, glob by glob, until there is no more. its remains are swallowed and vanished by the void. it will not end it.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 2, 2017 23:54:41 GMT
too powerful? lest you forget [Depression - 10,000/10,000] was a 5 post charge. if anything, The Dragon has below average health for a 35 post entity (assuming that Depression was average health), which may make up for high damage. oh well, Ill just charge it for longer then...
+1 Pizza the hutt (that's Jobboe, in case you missed it last time)
(25 +Jobboe ) > 26/45?
assuming that this amount of charges are still not enough, I throw the new statblock at Steel Warden at Sound-barrier-breaking speeds that, of course, break the sound barrier (not to mention the steel warden itself)
should the stats be ok now, I simply punch him... with a knife... in his leg... 's face... that it somehow definitely has. I do this at break-neck speeds that, of course, break my neck. my dead corpse slams into the Steel Warden at said speeds and break his neck, killing him!
Finally, if the steel warden was dead, I do one of those attacks at whoever the newest big bad guy is.
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Post by heyitskane on May 3, 2017 0:13:15 GMT
I punch the shit out of the steel warden, still confused as to how I helped kill an abstract concept. 3/5
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 3, 2017 16:42:38 GMT
I look at the Steel Warden with a condescending eye, and prepare my attack.
I raise a handful of water from a puddle at my feet, making it float using some telekinetic powers. Looking around me, I spot a couple red poppies in the grass; plucking their petals with the same magic, I dip them in the water, which turns a bright red like some kind of fruit syrup. Closing my eyes, all I can see is darkness; with this darkness, I dim the brightness of the red water, turning it dark enough to become blood. Slowly, the blood cells clot together, until they become tight enough to turn solid. I've successfully created muscle. Shaping it using my imagination, I give it the form of a heart. With a quartz crystal I take from my wristwatch, I give it the power to beat smoothly.
This heart can power a body. I look around me, under my feet; I'm walking on stone. Focusing my mind, I extract huge boulders of stone from the ground, and they float up in the air. They're made of many impure materials; so using a tremendous heat and pressure, I burn the impurities away, leaving only a solid base of powdered calcium and iron, which I shape into bones. I repeat this operation enough times to create a large quadripedal skeleton. But I can't put in the heart just yet.
I first need muscles, tendons, blood. I also need lungs, eyes, ears, a brain. I will need skin and wing membranes. So I focus, and extract the organic matter from a couple trees nearby. I order it to mimic the structure of the DNA I obtain from some of my own skin cells, and soon this pure vegetal matter has reshaped itself into animal meat. I assemble it around the bones, forming a strong body, melting it in parts to create a fleshy glue that will serve as tendons. I realize I need nerves; using the branches of these same trees, I picture their black ramifications turning into other kinds of ramifications, stretching and curling and attaching themselves to the body of my monster. As for the brain, I use the remaining vegetal matter and shape it accordingly, using the battery from my broken watch to make it emit electric signals. I link it to the nervous system, and place it into the monster's skull.
It is able to move, but its muscles need blood. Shooting my plasma gun at the sky, it starts raining. Catching the water droplets just before they fall, I throw a handful of pepper spice to turn the water a deep red, forming several liters of blood. Then, with some sausage casing I stole from a meat factory, I turn it into an effective network of blood vessels that attach to the monster's body, linking it to the heart I previously made.
It is able to move, but it's defenseless. Before I start putting together some skin, I dig up some carrots from the ground. Carrots are good for eyesight, so I turn them into eyes, and they float up to be wired in the creature's skull and brain. As for the ears, I stretch some plastic wrap like a drum, so that it is able to pick up sounds.
By sticking rice grains together and wrapping them in leftover stone particles, I create teeth and claws. Next, I tell the grass to grow higher, high enough to be weaved into a tight grass net. Slicing all the grass in a single swipe of my butter knife, it starts weaving itself tightly onto the monster's exposed muscles, creating a tight skin that will feed it through photosynthesis. The same technique will be applied to wing membranes. With a blow of very hot air, it shrinks like sous vide wrap, making it indestructible and fitting.
Finally, I pick up a branch that isn't too dead yet, and bless it using the power of Sickle's rice fields and Talos's draconic blood. It will be the horn of my creature, the horn meant to jab through darkness and pierce evil. It will go on its forehead like a unicorn; a six-legged, six-winged draconic monster that suddenly comes to life, and roars like a demon.
"I summon you, powerful Jörmungandr!", I shout, calling to the monster I have just created. "Destroy the Steel Warden, attack with all your might!"
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 3, 2017 17:12:16 GMT
oh hey new person neat
.welcome to heck, Ile be your host; please enjoy youre stay (I hope you can put up with terible spellign and grammars errorS)
although actually, it looks like you're trying to summon a thing. now, as awesome as that summoning post was, it was still only one post. by charging (that's spending multiple posts to increase the power of something) you can insure that Jörmungandr doesn't instantly die. charging is usually done like this:
(number of posts charged for so far)/(total number of posts to charge for) (what you're charging) par exemple, 26/45 GREEN DRAGON!
the GMs can go more into detail on this mechanic (not like there's much else to it, but meh). alternatively, if that's not a summon, just continue doing what you're doing. so far, so good.
/null definitely null.
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Post by joebob on May 4, 2017 0:20:29 GMT
Technically, nobody tried instant-summoning yet, maybe it'll work? /NUlL
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 4, 2017 18:35:36 GMT
The warden's got 1HP left anyway, a meaty post will do for now.
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Post by arcanecynic on May 4, 2017 20:51:49 GMT
34/50 astral unlocking +1 fro drizlfoshizledmeowpimp +1 TOG I float through the air to the steel warden, sorounded in cyan flames, and grab its head, pulling it up to face level. "Fool." "to think, you had a chance, however small." "and you wasted it." A storm of cyan flames bursts from my hand, washing over the steel warden and melting its face off, glob by glob, until there is no more. its remains are swallowed and vanished by the void. it will not end it. Before this I didn't consciously know, that #1 had been affected by depression, I of course knew unconsciously, for i am omniscient. Anyways sorounded in cyan flames, or to put it in the common tongue, surrounded by sorrow in the form of cyan flames, #1 attempted to socialize with STEEL WARDEN. He wasn't very good at it.
the STEEL WARDEN responded: "As you think of me, i think of you, has my purpose not made it past your dense cranium? I, alongside the rest of my order, am to protect this land at all costs. For as long as we exist, we will never desert. This is not only our duty, but the very reason we were made for, to protect his noble land from scoundrels like you! the runestone doesn't exist, else it would have already been found, but you, all of you, are to thick to realise it. The Government will never cease and will never be seized, it is what we, my order, and the rest of us, have sworn to protect. we are but pawns in this giant game of chess, and you are nothing more, sure you could become great warriors, but you'll have to fight through knights, and bishops, rooks, and the queen. this is all i have to say to you, you insolent madmen."
This speech did not sit well with me, and as such i decided the warden would be destroyed. however alone none of these attack would break through the raw anger, which formed a shield around the warden. they had given up their mind for something more powerful, the rage of a berserker. therefore i froze time, if all of the assaults on the warden would happen at the same time, the shield would be broken, the warden defeated, else the warden would live on and on, and ruin my expedition. too powerful? lest you forget [Depression - 10,000/10,000] was a 5 post charge. if anything, The Dragon has below average health for a 35 post entity (assuming that Depression was average health), which may make up for high damage. oh well, Ill just charge it for longer then... +1 Pizza the hutt (that's Jobboe, in case you missed it last time) (25 +Jobboe ) > 26/45? assuming that this amount of charges are still not enough, I throw the new statblock at Steel Warden at Sound-barrier-breaking speeds that, of course, break the sound barrier (not to mention the steel warden itself)should the stats be ok now, I simply punch him... with a knife... in his leg... 's face... that it somehow definitely has. I do this at break-neck speeds that, of course, break my neck. my dead corpse slams into the Steel Warden at said speeds and break his neck, killing him! Finally, if the steel warden was dead, I do one of those attacks at whoever the newest big bad guy is. I informed my disciple that such power cannot be conjured with anything less than fifty units of magic, for depression's health was doubled due to the fact that it could not be controlled.I punch the shit out of the steel warden, still confused as to how I helped kill an abstract concept. 3/5 in this world of quantum magic and chaos mechanics, many a thing can take physical form, even emotions.I look at the Steel Warden with a condescending eye, and prepare my attack. I raise a handful of water from a puddle at my feet, making it float using some telekinetic powers. Looking around me, I spot a couple red poppies in the grass; plucking their petals with the same magic, I dip them in the water, which turns a bright red like some kind of fruit syrup. Closing my eyes, all I can see is darkness; with this darkness, I dim the brightness of the red water, turning it dark enough to become blood. Slowly, the blood cells clot together, until they become tight enough to turn solid. I've successfully created muscle. Shaping it using my imagination, I give it the form of a heart. With a quartz crystal I take from my wristwatch, I give it the power to beat smoothly. This heart can power a body. I look around me, under my feet; I'm walking on stone. Focusing my mind, I extract huge boulders of stone from the ground, and they float up in the air. They're made of many impure materials; so using a tremendous heat and pressure, I burn the impurities away, leaving only a solid base of powdered calcium and iron, which I shape into bones. I repeat this operation enough times to create a large quadripedal skeleton. But I can't put in the heart just yet. I first need muscles, tendons, blood. I also need lungs, eyes, ears, a brain. I will need skin and wing membranes. So I focus, and extract the organic matter from a couple trees nearby. I order it to mimic the structure of the DNA I obtain from some of my own skin cells, and soon this pure vegetal matter has reshaped itself into animal meat. I assemble it around the bones, forming a strong body, melting it in parts to create a fleshy glue that will serve as tendons. I realize I need nerves; using the branches of these same trees, I picture their black ramifications turning into other kinds of ramifications, stretching and curling and attaching themselves to the body of my monster. As for the brain, I use the remaining vegetal matter and shape it accordingly, using the battery from my broken watch to make it emit electric signals. I link it to the nervous system, and place it into the monster's skull. It is able to move, but its muscles need blood. Shooting my plasma gun at the sky, it starts raining. Catching the water droplets just before they fall, I throw a handful of pepper spice to turn the water a deep red, forming several liters of blood. Then, with some sausage casing I stole from a meat factory, I turn it into an effective network of blood vessels that attach to the monster's body, linking it to the heart I previously made. It is able to move, but it's defenseless. Before I start putting together some skin, I dig up some carrots from the ground. Carrots are good for eyesight, so I turn them into eyes, and they float up to be wired in the creature's skull and brain. As for the ears, I stretch some plastic wrap like a drum, so that it is able to pick up sounds. By sticking rice grains together and wrapping them in leftover stone particles, I create teeth and claws. Next, I tell the grass to grow higher, high enough to be weaved into a tight grass net. Slicing all the grass in a single swipe of my butter knife, it starts weaving itself tightly onto the monster's exposed muscles, creating a tight skin that will feed it through photosynthesis. The same technique will be applied to wing membranes. With a blow of very hot air, it shrinks like sous vide wrap, making it indestructible and fitting. Finally, I pick up a branch that isn't too dead yet, and bless it using the power of Sickle's rice fields and Talos's draconic blood. It will be the horn of my creature, the horn meant to jab through darkness and pierce evil. It will go on its forehead like a unicorn; a six-legged, six-winged draconic monster that suddenly comes to life, and roars like a demon. "I summon you, powerful Jörmungandr!", I shout, calling to the monster I have just created. "Destroy the Steel Warden, attack with all your might!" with their magical prowess, intelligence, and finesse, which make them an excellent candidate for the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L., The newest contestant at the time, #12 called upon the third incarnation of Jörmundgandr, the world serpent, the dragon of midgard. with his might they dealt the greatest damage of all contestants, but this grand beast as with the other six, was not easily tamed, and disappeared. To summon him or any of the 7 Grand beasts, for a longer period of time they'd need to charge.
EOTB/Plot.
With the power of all the contestants, that didn't stare into the Great Void, doing nothing, The STEEL WARDEN was defeated, however, it had one last trick up its sleeve: End it. with this grand power activated all time seemed to stop, except around a counter: ALLOYED FORCES, kept increasing. using my control over time i stopped this madness before it was too late, but some damage already had been done.
The WARDEN is dead, long live the WARDEN. the ALLOYED FORCES have almost arrived. Now the time has come that you must choose a faction. In the next recording of history the perks of joining one or the other faction will, no doubt, be recorded. the perks will be fair, so the contestants would want to consider the aesthetic of the faction as well.
For now I must say goodbye.
Prince E. Palum
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles: ALLOYED FORCES: 12/13[ᚺ] STEEL WARDEN - OXIDATED[ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 9,600/20,000 HP. Untouchable to non-charged attacks.Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 0/5. armour 2/10. ANGERY. sed. Miscellaneous Hostiles:None! Hooray! The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way…… Contestants:
#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ] #12 - CarmineSandbutt. Undecided [?]
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 4, 2017 21:42:30 GMT
Attacks are coming up. I could feel it. I would have wanted to lead this battle on my own, but I suppose some help wouldn't be refuseable. I consider for a moment this H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. gang; would I find my place among them? Surely I would be able to learn some useful magic tricks. Plus it didn't seem like they had anything shady going on; a perfect cover-up. I'll join that faction, then.
Still, my doubts are there. There are many monsters I will have to face. Eyeing the Metal Guardian with suspicion, I grab a handful of pebbles from the ground. With the sole power of imagination, they gleam a faint golden light. Satisfied, I let the spell charge, putting them back in my pocket. I have learned, since my last failed attempt at resurrecting one of the Seven Beasts. I would not let my impatience get the upper hand again; plus, a charged spell is always useful as a last resort.
Pebbles 1/5
(hope i'm doing this right? /null)
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Post by joebob on May 4, 2017 22:14:13 GMT
TO thelegend27carmine: you are charging right, yeah. you can give one person a +1 per post, which allows them to charge faster. also, you can preform actions and charge at the same time. 35/50 astral unlocking +1 TOG I speak to the iron council, simply because their... employee? delegate? commander? minion? whatever. because the steel warden was unable to understand my statment. I was saying that I might join his side, in the near future, and help it in whichever way it needs. I was never looking for the runestone. I am here for a good time, an adventure, or something to do. I give the iron council one last chance to agree that if I decide to join them, to not turn me away. to put it another way, if they accept ,and if I decide not to join them, they lose & gain nothing. if they accept and i decide to join them, they lose nothing and gain an ally, which I doubt they will get from any of the other "contestants". so its a win-baseline decision for them, as far as i know. Do they accept? meanwhile, I start looking for a minecraft village. surely theres one around here somewhere?
[Faction remains undecided for one more turn.]
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Post by heyitskane on May 5, 2017 12:24:18 GMT
I continue charging and prepare to attack the metal gaurdian. 4/5
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 5, 2017 13:21:00 GMT
yeah Carmine, so far so good (contrary to my spelling skills). good move joining our side. for this, Ill give you a +1
(everyone gets one +1 per round that they can give to someone else to increase their charges. because I gave you a +1 this round, you'll be at 3/5 for pebbles next round instead of 2/5. I recommend you make use of this mechanic to help out the team's charging abilities.)
R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
+1 Carcat (gotta think of a better name though...)
(26 +Jobboe ) > 27/50 (thanks Peppers) [HOLD]
I quickly charge an attack 1/1 GENERICA! I use it to punch MG through the shield. I don't charge THE DRAGON this turn because I charged this attack instead. (hey, its technically a charge
R: also, shouldnt MG's chaRrges have gone up since last round? was that a mistake to not increase them? AC: Well, it was definitely a mistake to remind them about that. R: ... R: [Redacted]
I also run around and give everyone who attacked last turn a high-five cause we did it! yayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayay!
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 5, 2017 15:50:08 GMT
Isn't that single-charge thing cheating? And if it is, why didn't I think of it sooner? x')
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 5, 2017 18:06:52 GMT
meh. gotta think outside the box in these kinda games. do the absurd, bend the rules, burn the box, then freeze it, then throw it into the void. its probably boarder-line cheating but... meh
/so much convo-nulling, its amazing
to keep this from being flooded with EVEN MORE CONVO-NULLING ill just edit this in here:
indeed and... thanks? good? yeah. good. lets go with good.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 5, 2017 20:08:56 GMT
Y'all are weird. I like this.
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on May 7, 2017 19:03:04 GMT
Attacks are coming up. I could feel it. I would have wanted to lead this battle on my own, but I suppose some help wouldn't be refuseable. I consider for a moment this H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. gang; would I find my place among them? Surely I would be able to learn some useful magic tricks. Plus it didn't seem like they had anything shady going on; a perfect cover-up. I'll join that faction, then. Still, my doubts are there. There are many monsters I will have to face. Eyeing the Metal Guardian with suspicion, I grab a handful of pebbles from the ground. With the sole power of imagination, they gleam a faint golden light. Satisfied, I let the spell charge, putting them back in my pocket. I have learned, since my last failed attempt at resurrecting one of the Seven Beasts. I would not let my impatience get the upper hand again; plus, a charged spell is always useful as a last resort. Pebbles 1/5 (hope i'm doing this right? /null) Contestant 12 joined the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. gang, using the correct vernacular to refer to that bunch of idiots. They pocketed a group of pebbles, and warped them to their will, before asking the gods above whether they were doing well. The gods above smiled at them, and younger me reminded herself why [REDACTED], Our High God, broke away from them.TO thelegend27carmine: you are charging right, yeah. you can give one person a +1 per post, which allows them to charge faster. also, you can preform actions and charge at the same time. 35/50 astral unlocking +1 TOG I speak to the iron council, simply because their... employee? delegate? commander? minion? whatever. because the steel warden was unable to understand my statment. I was saying that I might join his side, in the near future, and help it in whichever way it needs. I was never looking for the runestone. I am here for a good time, an adventure, or something to do. I give the iron council one last chance to agree that if I decide to join them, to not turn me away. to put it another way, if they accept ,and if I decide not to join them, they lose & gain nothing. if they accept and i decide to join them, they lose nothing and gain an ally, which I doubt they will get from any of the other "contestants". so its a win-baseline decision for them, as far as i know. Do they accept? meanwhile, I start looking for a minecraft village. surely theres one around here somewhere? [Faction remains undecided for one more turn.] Contestant 1 called to the Iron Council. Silence- oh wait, no, I remember! Some police officer came out of nowhere, and they said something like "Reprobates shall be annihilated," or something otherwise pretentious. He then started looking for a village, before realising that there was none.
I continue charging and prepare to attack the metal gaurdian. 4/5 Younger me watched Contestant 6, extended her hand, and said "Hey, uh, you wouldn't want to get killed by something with AU manipulation and absolute metal manipulation, would you?"
yeah Carmine, so far so good (contrary to my spelling skills). good move joining our side. for this, Ill give you a +1 (everyone gets one +1 per round that they can give to someone else to increase their charges. because I gave you a +1 this round, you'll be at 3/5 for pebbles next round instead of 2/5. I recommend you make use of this mechanic to help out the team's charging abilities.) R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
+1 Carcat (gotta think of a better name though...) (26 +Jobboe ) > 27/50 (thanks Peppers) [HOLD] I quickly charge an attack 1/1 GENERICA! I use it to punch MG through the shield. I don't charge THE DRAGON this turn because I charged this attack instead. (hey, its technically a charge R: also, shouldnt MG's chaRrges have gone up since last round? was that a mistake to not increase them?AC: Well, it was definitely a mistake to remind them about that.R: ...R: [Redacted]
I also run around and give everyone who attacked last turn a high-five cause we did it! yayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayyayayayayayay! Contestant 4 used their ingenious to cheat, and used Generica on the Metal Guardian, dealing 2,000 damage! They then got VERY ANGERY.Isn't that single-charge thing cheating? And if it is, why didn't I think of it sooner? x') /null Contestant 12 questioned.meh. gotta think outside the box in these kinda games. do the absurd, bend the rules, burn the box, then freeze it, then throw it into the void. its probably boarder-line cheating but... meh /so much convo-nulling, its amazing to keep this from being flooded with EVEN MORE CONVO-NULLING ill just edit this in here: indeed and... thanks? good? yeah. good. lets go with good. Contestant 4 answered.Y'all are weird. I like this. /null Contestant 12 welcomed themselves to hell.
EOTB. Alloyed Forces activated. Ne. Nor. Ne. Nor. Ne. Nor. Ne. Nor. Whoop-whoop, it's the sound of the police. The ground shoke, before minerals of all sorts popped up, and forged floating, guns of Gold, Silver, and Platinum. Bling manifested itself around them, before the metallic creations faced towards the constentants.
If they had read Homestuck, they'd understand exactly what I was about to say.
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles: ALLOYED FORCES: 13/13[ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 7,600/20,000 HP. Untouchable to non-charged attacks. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 2/5. armour 4/10. VERY ANGERY. sed. [ᚺ] Gold - 95,000/95,000 HP. Like Putty In Our Hands: 1/5. Bling Stacks: 0 + 1 per turn. [ᚺ] Silver - 75,000/75,000 HP. Starsword: 1/3. [ᚺ] Platinum - 150,000/150,000 HP. mother-#@%!ING mo-NAY: 1/2. Hidden Depths: 1/7.Miscellaneous Hostiles:None! Hooray! The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way…… Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ] #12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
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Post by joebob on May 7, 2017 22:12:04 GMT
[[[Soooo... what are the perks?]]] 37/50 astral unlocking +1 carmine +1 TOG I run towards platinum and do my best to grapple it to the ground, hoping to negate or weaken its action, while creating magical threads of spider silk, which shoot into the air and drape down on platinum, thickening and mixing. spider silk is stronger then steel, after all. after some time, enough to trap platinum for a few minutes, I phase through the silk and sacrifice a drop of blood, creating a massive rune of light, with several discreet parts spinning separately of one-another, and a black growth starts to appear, tar-like, in the air. soon enough it becomes clear that this is a massive spider, with glowing red eyes and a strange marking on its back, a grid, almost like bars... the spider immediately starts spewing silk from its abdomen, first increasing the size of the cocoon in which I have trapped platinum, then using the silk to create several glyphs, each larger then the last, and using my glyph magic to empower them, strengthening the silk to the point of beating out pure corundum, which is the 2nd hardest material on the mohs scale.
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 8, 2017 0:39:20 GMT
Pebbles 3/5 (+1 TheOtherGuy) +1 joebob
"Oh, yes!", I shout to myself upon seeing these Alloyed Forces. "Finally some worthwhile action!"
The danger of death is nothing to me. At least, not with my lineage providing me with fast healing; I'd have preferred immortality, true, but genetic has its ways, it seems. Oh well. Might as well start to have some fun while my spell is charging.
Staring at the Golden creature in front of me, I snicker, and whip my tail in swagger. Then, before it can attack me, I dash out of reach, taking some speed. Now, I know that I shouldn't be reckless; last time I tried a summoning spell, it ended up barely doing any damage. This time, I would need a direct attack.
All around the metal creatures are rocks, stones, boulders that got dig up from their wake. There's surely no metal left in them...unless? Yeah, that plan might work. But I've got to be quick.
My hands start to burn. Pure plasma fire, concentrated sunlight energy. It'd melt pretty much anything, but my hands are too small for them to deal any significant damage on these monsters. But that won't stop me; drawing these rocks to me, I punch them all, as hard as possible, and they break under the heat and pressure. The few minerals I can identify within the debris confirm my thoughts; in no time, I gather in my hands these bits and shards of cobalt metal. It only takes a touch to melt them into pure liquid cobalt, which I shape into a long, razor-sharp blade. It's a tough metal. It won't shatter easily, I know it.
But slicing through these monsters won't work. I have to take it up a notch; with a thrust of my legs, I jump as high as I can, until I'm eventually flying. Flight, I manage. No need to be a pure demigod to do that, right?
"Not now, Saph.", I tell myself, trying to set my thoughts on the right path. "Save it for later."
If I want the spell to work, I need to focus. I take in a deep breath, and shatter the blade over my knee, into a thousand shards. I gather them in my hands, multiply them easily, until there's a million of them. Then, I throw them at the sky, where they fly up like a swarm of wild bees. Thunder starts to roar, and lightning cracks. I can feel these bits of metal get charged with electricity; that's exactly what I want.
With a mischievous grin directed at the Golden creature, I throw my hand down, and a rain of metal blades start to fall. They dig themselves into the enemy's shell, and unleash their electric potential, aiming at the core mechanics. I make the rain like a storm, as violent and fast as possible, shards of sharp metal flying everywhere, aiming to destroy and kill no matter the collateral damage.
I will not let myself be weakened again. I will win, and I will show them my strength is nothing to mess with!
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Post by Con Air on May 8, 2017 1:04:57 GMT
I join late, confused as to what is going on. I attempt to summon an Italian plumber.
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Post by MaskedGeneral on May 8, 2017 13:55:38 GMT
The vanguard of the Skapari Imperial Expeditionary Force (or SIEF), who has been sitting in his pod for god knows how long doing wargames with miniatures to try to get a tactical advantage over other forces that may or may not be attempting to set up competing colonies (they know who they are), suddenly remembers that he is the only member of the SIEF on the planet, and how useless these wargames have been because they assume that the battlefield literally never changes.
So, he looks outside for the first time in a while, and sees that the battlefield is practically unrecognizable (read: I need to check up on this more).
Seeing the new hostiles, he loads some of the miniatures of the enemies that had existed when he looked out last (they weren’t that accurate anyway) into a slingshot and fires them, one by one, at Gold.
2/15 The Arrival of Reinforcements
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 8, 2017 16:51:08 GMT
by the by, Carms, as flattered as I am, I'm merely That Other Guy. I'm not so special as to be The definitive Other Guy
hey, woah! my attack actually worked! neato. welp, better keep up the brane gammez and continue the train wreck of ''''creativity'''' and rule-anihalating, right? ...AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH except no! like nintendo, we here at MEinc find what works, and then milk it till it doesnt! (or some better motto then that). Im only gonna try GENERICA one last time (against the same enemy, of course), and then Ill go on to doing other stuff
R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
+1 Carms (gotta think of a better name though...)
(27 +Jobboe ) > 28/50 (RAWR) [HOLD], because Im actaually doing GENERICA again this round. heheheheh. Ill stop after this though.
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