Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 14, 2017 20:16:07 GMT
M][RR0R
Worldwarped.
An adventure about some random dude and a whole lot of Weird Shit.
I'll put the first panel here so we can get started.
 You are an ORDINARY CITIZEN. You distribute your time between WORKING AT A MUNDANE JOB and PURSUING HOBBIES YOU ARE BAD AT. You had just gotten to sleep when you heard a sound similar to a CASTLE COLLAPSING IN ON ITSELF. On top of that, you seem to have FORGOTTEN YOUR NAME. What was it again?
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Post by justtwocups on Apr 15, 2017 2:47:50 GMT
>Shawn Brawn
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Freesk
Gadabout Pipsqueak
New thing
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Post by Freesk on Apr 15, 2017 3:05:47 GMT
>Brash Smash'em
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 15, 2017 17:12:50 GMT
>Shawn Brawn  Oh hell no. That's the name of one of your neighbors. Both of them are assholes. Hold on, was your name... >Alex Swift  There we go. You actually remember some stuff now. Your name is Alex Swift. Your boring job prevents you from getting good at any hobbies except for agility, charm, and smooth-talking. Speaking of noise, you should really check what's outside. |
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 15, 2017 21:43:12 GMT
>Retrieve arms from drawers.  You already have arms, chucklenuts! >Retrieve something else from drawers?  You get the Butterfly Knife and the Gourdpot. |
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Post by justtwocups on Apr 15, 2017 21:53:12 GMT
>Inspect noise
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 15, 2017 23:42:50 GMT
>Inspect noise.  It seems the mysterious and ear-destroying noise came from outside. You will have to cross your living room to get there. Thankfully, this provides the perfect opportunity to clutter your inventory. |
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 16, 2017 1:48:21 GMT
>Exit room.  You leave your room. You are now in your LIVING ROOM. Additionally, there are untold riches to be found in the couch cushions and that table drawer. |
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Post by justtwocups on Apr 16, 2017 2:25:29 GMT
>Fill inventory with cushion loot
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 16, 2017 11:20:34 GMT
>Fill inventory with cushion loot.  You find three WAMPUMOOLAS and some GUMMY PIZZA. YES. ==>  You put the PRECIOUS CARGO in your pockets. ==>  You also equip your BUTTERFLY KNIFE. >Be Shawn Brawn  You start being Shawn Brawn as he starts being your other neighbor. Who the hell is this colostomy bag? ==>  Oh wait his name is Jonas Smart. More specifically, you are now Jonas Smart. You consider yourself incomparable to anyone else in intelligence. While that may be incorrect, you are very good with machines and device troubleshooting, and you have a variety of psychic powers. You also REALLY like puzzle games, simple or not. Your house appears to have mysteriously crash-landed somewhere. What will you do? |
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 16, 2017 17:33:28 GMT
>Jonas: Retrieve arms from chest.  You are not currently impaled with a weapon. Also, it's an artistic decision. You'll probably show your arms later. Also, you find a PSYKEY, as well as a WRENCH. Additionally, you have the ID STONE equipped. It resonates with infernal power. >Jonas: Check under pillow for disappeared candy corn.  You didn't put any candy corn under there, but you do find some NOIR LICORICE-FLAVORED TAFFY. Oh, and 75 WAMPUMOOLAS. ==>  You put the DELICIOUS TREASURE where it belongs. |
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Post by justtwocups on Apr 16, 2017 18:10:50 GMT
>Show off mad psychic skillz
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Post by Con Air on Apr 16, 2017 19:06:22 GMT
>play Professor Layton on your DS with the d replaced with a b
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 16, 2017 19:14:47 GMT
>Show off mad psychic skillz.
While you don't always approve of dumb slang (except when you use it to be a truculent jackass), you do use your weird mind storm power. That's all you have unlocked. You can also do more stuff if you have something to channel your powers through, like one of those weird PERSONALITY STONES. And no, I have no idea what's happening with his coat. ==>  HOLY SHIT ON A STICK |
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Freesk
Gadabout Pipsqueak
New thing
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Post by Freesk on Apr 17, 2017 0:15:12 GMT
>GHOSTBUST GHOST
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 17, 2017 0:47:58 GMT
>BUST THAT GHOST!!!  You cannot bust that PROGRESS WRAITH because you are too busy being Alex Swift. You are now Alex Swift, and are currently on your terribly-drawn front porch, mulling over why your front yard is now a forest. Also there's some weird light over there. |
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Freesk
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Post by Freesk on Apr 17, 2017 0:51:25 GMT
>Deforest your lawn and use the wood to build a statue of yourself
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 17, 2017 1:26:42 GMT
>Deforest your lawn and use the wood to build a statue of yourself  You honest-to-god wish your WOODCARVATION skill was better. That light is giving you weird feelings though. |
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NothingIsOkay75
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Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Apr 17, 2017 2:28:21 GMT
>Stare at the sun, nothing could go wrong with that
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Post by justtwocups on Apr 17, 2017 2:50:20 GMT
>Head towards the light, but don't die unless you're into that
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 17, 2017 2:51:27 GMT
>Stare at the sun. What could go wrong?  ERROR 66666666666: STAR NOT FOUND >Head towards the light.  After whatever the hell just happened happens, you walk into the light and OH LOOK ANOTHER CLEARING. >Follow the lights.  You walk into the grove and- FOR FUCK'S SAKE, CAN'T YOU SEE ONE NORMAL PERSO Hello, Alex Swift. ok, WHAT |
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 19, 2017 16:36:53 GMT
>Um?...   : I am the Woodland Shopkeeper. Woodland Shopkeeper: I mainly accept Wampumoolas, and yes, I know exactly how many you have. Woodland Shopkeeper: All you can really buy right now is a Personality Stone, Woodland Shopkeeper: So I'll just take your cash and give it to you. ==>  Alex Swift: Hey, can you please give me my money ba-
Woodland Shopkeeper: Oh, and you can take one of these for being the first customer I've had in months.
Alex Swift: OH JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE |
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Post by cealvan on Apr 19, 2017 21:51:51 GMT
use butterfly knife to knife this guy, and take his loot
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Final Cat
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 20, 2017 0:36:35 GMT
>Butterfly-Knife this guy and take his stuff!
 Well that escalated quickly .GAME OVER
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>Actually, don't do that.
 Good idea. You have the machine delivered and exit with everything else. What now?
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
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Post by Final Cat on Apr 20, 2017 14:13:36 GMT
ok all jokes aside i really need commands
=+BUMP+=
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: I am the Woodland Shopkeeper.