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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 11, 2017 12:07:23 GMT
Hello everyone!
So I decided to make a lil Fanventure while I work on my major one. Well the reason for this is because I can't sprite for shit so this here is my way of proving it to myself.
Anyways I hope you'll enjoy this. The Four Shards of Space
You open up the game, The Shards of Space, that you recently bought at Stream. The reviews on the game were quite high so you decided to try and check it out.
When you opened up the game, you were greeted with the title screen.
Wow the game looks incredibly badly designed...
But you guess you can try it out, you have tons of time on your hands. Besides, you just started the game so what's the point of judging it right off the bat, that's just a jerk move. Reviews don't lie too.
Sometimes...
The menu music though is quite chilling.
Check for available options.
You decided to mash your arrow keys to check what you can do right now. You can either start the game right now, check your settings or check the about page. Pretty self explanatory.
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Post by Curris on May 11, 2017 15:34:54 GMT
What about the black shard of space? The one that should be located at the bottom of the diamond shaped grid? (Red top, blue & cyan middle, and black bottom?)
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 11, 2017 16:39:52 GMT
Settings
You decided to go to the settings. Gotta check if your PC is compatible with this shitty game.
And just as you expect, more shitty graphics.
You can change the resolution, difficulty, change if the game autosaves every number of actions (which you have no idea what they mean by actions yet cause shit), activate/deactivate effects, activate/deactivate effects and delete your save data.
You have no save data currently, you obviously need dialogues to play the game right, no point in changing the resolution. So it all comes down to difficulty and the autosave.
Wow... fucking wow...
Go for Hard Mode
Since you are no little bitch, you decided to go for hard mode. Considering that this is your first time playing, this will OBVIOUSLY not backfire. Well you know what they say, gotta see what the game has to offer, and while you are, see it at full force.
You most certainly are sure someone said that.
Exit Settings
Well you have nothing to do with this shit anymore. You decided to leave out the settings.
So what now?
curris: Question the Lack of Black Gem in the Menu
What about the black shard of space? The one that should be located at the bottom of the diamond shaped grid? (Red top, blue & cyan middle, and black bottom? 
HUH, what's this? The menu is lacking a black gem! The gem could just be invisible but you mashed the arrow keys, you pressed down atleast tons of times, confirming the lacking of the black gem. This is time for some theory calculating.
Now there was supposed to be 4 gems in the title menu but we can only see 3 of them. Now this could be a clue to what the story is BUT there must be something bigger into play. Now the time date this was posted was 12:16 AM Philipine Time at 5/11/2017. 2017 Divide by 2017 equals 1, the exact same amount of gems that is missing in the menu. 5 + 11 = 16 - 4 = 12 / 4 = 3, the amount of gems we can see right now.
3 = 3, the number of sides of a triangle...
Which leads to...
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Pure Bullshit.
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Post by Curris on May 11, 2017 17:29:53 GMT
May as well check the about page.
You never know when you'll get an opportunity to check a menu like this again.
Bask in your plethora of administrivia choices available.
EDIT --> I just realized that you drew my avatar! Thanks for that!
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Post by jarvis on May 11, 2017 18:02:34 GMT
SCREW THAT, INFORMATION IS FOR SISSIES. IN MY DAY WE WENT INTO THE THICK OF WAR WITH NO DIRECTION, NO REASON TO FIGHT. WE WERE CLUELESS, BUT WE FOUGHT VALIANTLY AND WE ACHIEVED VICTORY. PLAY THE GAME ALREADY.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on May 11, 2017 23:30:10 GMT
>Select Black Shard to begin.
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Post by justtwocups on May 12, 2017 1:44:15 GMT
Maybe like the real black shard was like the adventure all along.
>Start the game
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 12, 2017 3:54:26 GMT
Check the About Page
You decide to go to the about page.
What the fuck does these symbols mean? It's almost like this page was made for people who actually understand this. Theory time? Doubt that you need any theories, except that this is a game from a different country that is shitty and out of this world dumb.
jarvis: Give these little shits a lecture
What the fuck are you doing, soldier! Get the fuck out of this informative page right now! In my day we went into the great war without information, care or any of that fucking sort! Did we lose? FUCK NO. We fought valiantly and we achieved victory! Screw this wordy essay of information. True men can pass through even the greatest obstacles without knowing what it is. It is what seperates us from the sissies! If you want to beat this game with important information then kiss my ass! You are no real man, you are a sissy. You sicken me that I want to barf all over this fucking adventure just by seeing you play this game.
>Select Black Shard to begin.
Start the game
Enough dillydallying, you have to start the game already. You have been here for like, how long, 20 minutes? You have to start the game already. You need to get your game on already. |
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on May 12, 2017 20:08:31 GMT
>Monologue: Explain the importance of dark shard.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 13, 2017 3:48:30 GMT
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Let's get it on!
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Who the fuck is this? Oh. This is the developer's symbol, which is a random dark horror girl with orange horns. Kinda like one of those demons? You have no idea why this is what uses to represent her, and it doesn't help that the same symbols from the about is the same thing she is using to put up her title.
Well it looks haunting and horrifying in a way so this might be a sign that she is demon worshiper!
Nah that's too far fetch for just a simple piece of art.
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Ahh yes this guy, atleast here you know his title. He calls himself the Magister (for some fucking reason), the latin for teacher. He does the arts of most of the games she makes and he is no doubt one of the worst artists you come a crossed. Well yet to.
You just have a high standard for arts and this guy just really don't peak your interest...
...and also your just a jerk who shits on everyone, even yourself.
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And this gal, Redglare, she does the music for her games most of the time. You wish you can ask her how she makes all of these amazing music, but of course you'll never get to meet her. She does the best music you have ever heard! (Lies...)
Rumors said that she is blind though... so how she makes music is a myster. Well she still hasn't confirmed it and probably only her closest friends and relatives know if it's the truth.
Why she calls herself Redglare is a theory for another day.
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And there it is, the title again. Brrr... the music is back but it seems that the melody is the only one playing. You can hear loud rain behind the it while it's playing too. Whatever, the game's starting and the opening sequence is just about done, I guess it's time for you to stop shitting on the game and actually start playing!
There was supposed to be a flash here but I can't animate for shit
GreatKaiserNui: Expect a Monologue
>Monologue: Explain the importance of dark shard.
Sorry, dude, I wish I could give you one. But that would be after I actually make the map for the game first. Here have a ginormous cookie made from MSPaint instead.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 15, 2017 10:01:04 GMT
Alright so what could be a good name for our heir. Considering the title "Heir" for your character, your gonna guess it should be a boys name, either that or your naming a rabbit (which is unlikely).
This music is somehow reminiscence to this one game you played.
Uttertail by Tony Hawk? You forgot the name of the game but you remembered the starting menu is similar to this.
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Post by Curris on May 16, 2017 2:15:04 GMT
Vancian Rhymes
Decker T. Washington.
Mettan Gupta
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Post by Curris on May 17, 2017 5:33:08 GMT
Hrm. Come to think of it, "Cyan" as a name would have four, individually unique letters. But who wants to be named after a color, neh?
==> View game-opening cinematic!
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 5, 2017 13:32:50 GMT
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Someone's asleep! Care to wake him the fuck up?
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Post by exec on Jun 7, 2017 11:36:17 GMT
Nah, keep resting.
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Post by Curris on Jun 9, 2017 4:50:17 GMT
Tree --> Drop apple on sleeper.
Sleeper --> Keep sleeping.
Tree --> Drop coconut on sleeper.
Sleeper --> ? ? ?
Also, nice piano in the animation!
I want to sleep in a forest. Seems pleasant.
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Post by exec on Jun 9, 2017 6:49:19 GMT
>Random Passerby: Greet the sleeper.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 9, 2017 6:52:39 GMT
Yeah, maybe resting is better, since your short temper isn't really helping.
You decided to-
Now what the fuck is this?! Oh... it's just the help menu. Took it long enough!
You decided to continue on with the game and forget about that freak out a few seconds ago.
Tree --> Drop apple on sleeper. Sleeper --> Keep sleeping.Tree --> Drop coconut on sleeper. Sleeper --> ? ? ? > Tree >>] Drop something on this kid's head.
The tree happily obliges!
Hey what do you expect? It's an apple! Do you think Coconuts grow on Apple trees? Though the tree doesn't have any apples so you have no idea where that apple came from. That's one big ass apple. Or maybe art design fail? Hell do you know.
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Post by Curris on Jun 9, 2017 7:49:33 GMT
>> Young fellow -> Check HP. Does it *actually* hurt? Yawn, stretch, stand up. Consider your inventory. Maybe attempt to GET APPLE, or REMEMBER DREAM. Nothing dangerous in the forests around here besides squirrels. On account of them being unvaccinated. |
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 11, 2017 5:19:43 GMT
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>> Young fellow -> Check HP. Does it *actually* hurt? Yawn, stretch, stand up. Consider your inventory. Maybe attempt to GET APPLE, or REMEMBER DREAM.
> Vanc >>] Check HP. Does it *actually* hurt? Consider your inventory. Maybe attempt to GET APPLE or REMEMBER DREAM.
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Post by exec on Jun 11, 2017 7:16:59 GMT
>Vanc >>] Eat the apple, and pocket some of it's seeds.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Jun 11, 2017 10:59:50 GMT
>Vanc >>] Eat the apple, and pocket some of it's seeds. >Vanc >>] Eat the Apple and pocket some of it's seeds.
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Well what the fuck, Vancian Rhymes. You literally just said a few seconds ago "Why not?" and now you just thought of the answer when you are about to do it? What the fuck!
You literally have no idea where did you got that full name from. Maybe it's just one of your random thoughts but who the fuck actually knows. |
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Post by Curris on Jun 12, 2017 3:17:30 GMT
Well, that's the thing about amnesia. You don't recall if apples as big as your torso count as forbidden fruit. . .
Maybe don't eat the apple yet. You are only a little hungry, and that apple will be too much.
Vanc >>] Head West
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Post by exec on Jun 12, 2017 13:14:09 GMT
>Player >>] Alt+Tab to find a walk-through, don't want to get lost!
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