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Post by Curris on Jun 18, 2017 4:19:54 GMT
*ahem* Take a deep breath. . .
Raise your voice about 4 octaves. "OH MY GOD! I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN! WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE! *SQUEEEE*"
Rush out for a BEST FRIEND HUG.
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yazshu
Juvesquirt
hi i like gambling and rambling
Posts: 16
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Post by yazshu on Jun 29, 2017 6:55:01 GMT
Start mentally preparing yourself for this encounter. You already feel a headache coming on. Now, you guess this girl isn't the worst asshole that runs around this shit town but by Satan's pubic beard is she the most goddamn annoying. She doesn't do shit but deposit her daily scrap and then get black-out drunk in the bar annoying everyone. Seriously. That's all she does. She doesn't even have like, a gun to protect herself or anything? And the thing is, that isn't fucking cheap! In fact, with the near weekly occurrence of her drinking until she fucking faints, she must be pretty damn loaded! Maybe you just envy her, apparently not having to do real work and just being loaded and spending her money on expensive booze. Then again, you don't envy being ran out of the town after multiple drunk crusades yelling about playing cards or some shit. She apparently just fucking sleeps in the middle of a fucking field in a small hole, because you can see where she "lives" in your telescope. It's just a fucking hole. Anyways, she's coming over, gotta do guard duty. THE GUARD: Visitor, state your name and business.AZAZEL: yo yo yo what it is motherfucker, why all the formality
THE GUARD: State your name. And business.AZAZEL: cmon phil we were next door neighbors before i got my ass ran out you know who it isTHE GUARD: Yeah, you know what, I do remember all the times you got drunk off your ass, came into my house, puked on my fucking floor, stared at your vomit, said "oops" and then walked back to your own house and laughed at me the day after. THE GUARD: And then puked on my fucking floor again while laughing. THE GUARD: Ah yes, the memories are all flooding back you to me you cunt.AZAZEL: see man thats the spiritAZAZEL: haha good timesAZAZEL: now can i get food pleaseTHE GUARD: Go ahead.
God, this headache is crippling. You know, I think I was kind of hard on her. I mean she does the same backtalk shit to everyone else anyways, so it probably doesn't phase her, but in the end shes not some cultist serial killer like the rest of the assholes in the general vicinity. I really don't blame her for getting black out drunk all the time. >The Guard: Mentally prepare yourself. >Guard: Give us a basic rundown on... her.There is one thing that still really rubs me the wrong way though... >Guard: Raise your gun menacingly with your mask up, and try to scare her off. guard: exposition on this shithead with that shit eating grin. How come sY̪̹̹̲̫̺͐̏̀h ͥͧ̋ͣO͕̙͇̍͆ͬ̊ͪe ̣̰̗̫͛̈́͜U͐͟ d̥̥̝̭͕̍͋͝o͕͓̜͔̣̗esn̦'ͨ̽͒̑̐ţ͍̻͔ͩͫ̒ͩ have a shadow?
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yazshu
Juvesquirt
hi i like gambling and rambling
Posts: 16
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by yazshu on Jun 29, 2017 6:56:24 GMT
You are now Azazel. Welcome to ANTHEM! What's the first order of business for you?
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Post by toast on Jun 29, 2017 7:03:14 GMT
azazel: sell all your scrap and obtain a food
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jun 29, 2017 7:04:01 GMT
Sell all your scrap metal!
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tronn
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
Posts: 287
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Post by tronn on Jun 29, 2017 14:17:42 GMT
>scrap seller: yeeah we already have all the scrap we need so no thanks >bar: refuse to put it on her tab >azazel: suffer an existential crisis
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2017 16:58:28 GMT
azazel: go get shitfaced drunk and relive your happy memories with the guard again. he will surely appreciate that.
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absol
Bravesprout
Ronald Reigen
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Post by absol on Jun 30, 2017 12:43:00 GMT
>Buy a gun
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Post by StarlightCalliope on Jul 5, 2017 18:23:27 GMT
>Azazel: Is that a puddle or a small pond on your map?
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yazshu
Juvesquirt
hi i like gambling and rambling
Posts: 16
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by yazshu on Jul 9, 2017 3:17:13 GMT
quick dev update: after thinking about it a bit, im going to be changing the style of the art in the comic a little bit to something im a bit more comfortable with and i think that everyone will agree, although barebones will end up looking better in the end.
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yazshu
Juvesquirt
hi i like gambling and rambling
Posts: 16
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by yazshu on Jul 10, 2017 19:47:29 GMT
azazel: sell all your scrap and obtain a food You go up to the scrap dealer and deposit your daily earnings. He gives you your items of monetary value in the same daily exchange as always. You give him a quick goodbye via your signature JOKER FINGER-GUNS and go on your way to the bar. Inside the bar, you greet the bartender. AZAZEL: whats poppin' doc
Doc is the bartender, and a good friend of yours. Mostly because he had a lot of booze. However he took a liking to you after he told you that out of all the drunk ramblings hes heard yours were definitely the most entertaining, and since you were spending most of your time at the bar anyways, you two became pretty okay friends. Doc doesn't really talk about where his nickname comes from. Some rumors in the town say its because he used to be a raider witchdoctor, or a hundred year old frozen doctor who stumbled out of his pod and became a bartender. You just think it's because his booze cures all aliments. azazel: go get shitfaced drunk and relive your happy memories with the guard again. he will surely appreciate that. DOC: Ah, Azazel. How you been?AZAZEL: well yaknow just livin in a hole after being kicked out of town, scrapping, the usualDOC: I.... uh, see.DOC: Have you ever considered getting a better place than just a literal hole in the ground?AZAZEL: i dont rightfully care that much AZAZEL: i usually just ended up getting shitfaced and sleeping in a hole anyways, im used to itDOC: Well, that's why you're cut off. You can at least try to improve now, maybe the Sheriff will let you back in?AZAZEL: thats implying id want to get back into this shithole anyways am i right haha AZAZEL: well it'd be nice with the small bit of electricity and heating i guess AZAZEL: and not constant threat of being ripped in half by mayor fuckhole cobain's robot army AZAZEL: but i mean, its honestly not all that bad doc. the freedom of living in a fuckin hole is the best AZAZEL: dont go around pitying me DOC: Don't worry, don't worry, I know.DOC: Here, I'll make your usual up with a can of pop. On the house. AZAZEL: oh, thanksAZAZEL: heard any interesting rumors or anything recently, mr bartender npc?DOC: Don't call me that. DOC: But, yes actually. DOC: The Sheriff wanted some help with a few missing person cases.
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tronn
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by tronn on Jul 11, 2017 14:11:58 GMT
>before offering to help find the persons ask bartender why they've gone missing, just in case
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Post by StarlightCalliope on Jul 13, 2017 16:45:41 GMT
>Azazel: Inquire about these missing person cases. >Azazel: What would the reward be for helping?
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jul 18, 2017 5:33:40 GMT
>Doc: Sadly remember just how naive this individual is.
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yazshu
Juvesquirt
hi i like gambling and rambling
Posts: 16
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Post by yazshu on Aug 8, 2017 2:49:28 GMT
>Azazel: Inquire about these missing person cases. >Azazel: What would the reward be for helping? AZAZEL: well whats the deal with that>before offering to help find the persons ask bartender why they've gone missing, just in case AZAZEL: why are they missingDOC: If we knew that they wouldn't be missing, dumbass. DOC: You should probably inqui->Doc: Sadly remember just how naive this individual is. Doc lets out a fairly loud grunt, leans over on the bar and pushes his fingers to his forehead, and massages his temples. AZAZEL: you good? DOC: oh, ye-yeah, I'm fine. Just a migraine.
DOC: The Sheriff obviously knows more about this than I do, but...DOC: I'm not sure you should be... getting into this kinda thing. It's probably best to just stay on the ground and uh, stick to what you're good at instead of going around trying to play hero.AZAZEL: i mean its not like i got jack shit to do besides the same shit every day DOC: That's... fair I guess. DOC: Just. Don't be a retard. AZAZEL: sorry man can't promise nothin but ill keep it in mind
You down the rest of your soda, walk out of the bar, and set off towards The Sheriff's Office.
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tronn
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by tronn on Aug 8, 2017 2:57:41 GMT
>Ohnoo didn't you hear the bartender's warning? Maybe the sheriff will talk some sense in you. >Or maybe not and he hires you into his posse as his junior boy scout deputy, with a tin paper badge and everything!
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wheals
Mr. Snoozyprince Mcsleepypants
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Post by wheals on Aug 10, 2017 5:31:28 GMT
>run into trouble in the office
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lyranea
Greentike
hi im red and i barely know how to use this site
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Post by lyranea on Sept 4, 2017 4:01:11 GMT
>Azazel: stroll into the god damn office like you own the place
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