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Post by mistertorchwick on May 1, 2017 4:22:25 GMT
Granted. You now have to deal with me constantly asking you if your panic attacks are getting better.
I wish my old writing buddy's recent changes have helped his emotional problems.
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Post by cealvan on May 1, 2017 18:39:03 GMT
granted they only help him a little bit, where it actually doesn't count.
I wish i had done better on that test i just took
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 1, 2017 19:07:18 GMT
Granted. You fail every other test.
I wish the cafeteria was still selling sushi :/
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Post by princessfeffie on May 1, 2017 19:13:09 GMT
ur cafeteria sells sushi and cthulhu rises from the deep to avenge its fishy contents
i wish aradia and feferi kissed
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 1, 2017 19:18:57 GMT
Granted, but only in a fan gif in the form of your signature.
I wish I had a penny.
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Post by The One Guy on May 1, 2017 19:31:11 GMT
Granted, but you got it in exchange for your thoughts and now you can't think.
I wish my clothes folded themselves after being cleaned.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 1, 2017 19:35:12 GMT
Granted. Inflation hits and it doesn't matter, anymore. I wish I understood the weird crap going down with my writer buddy.
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Post by The One Guy on May 1, 2017 19:55:10 GMT
Granted, but it turns out to be far weirder than you realize and you are now being hunted down by the government and several cults for the information you know.
I wish my previous post hadn't been skipped over.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 1, 2017 20:04:17 GMT
How is that a corruption? We've been there for almost a year, now!
Granted, but the response is really lame.
>Granted. They explode after folding.
I wish for an A in Philosophy!
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Post by SinkingSailor on May 2, 2017 1:20:09 GMT
granted. there is now a huge A on all your undone philosophy papers. good luck.
I wish i had a hat.
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Post by Krixwell on May 2, 2017 13:09:24 GMT
You have a magnificent hat. Within three hours you are killed by a salamander bandit who was lacking a head object.
I wish real salamanders, turtles, crocodiles and iguanas were like the Sburb consorts.
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Post by researcherwisemon on May 3, 2017 3:12:58 GMT
Granted. You now live next to a CONSORT STORE and oh god the NAK/GLUB/THWIP-ing just WONT STOP.
I wish every month lasted exactly 31 days.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 3, 2017 3:49:07 GMT
Granted. Things get confusing as the seasons and phenomenon associated with each month slowly shift over the years, and the times for things like daylight savings become very complex algorithms that nobody can remember.
I wish for a gaming party.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 3, 2017 4:05:00 GMT
Granted, but no one shows up!
I wish I had a phone
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 3, 2017 4:28:54 GMT
Granted. I wish to handle my time better. EDIT: There was supposed to be an image of a 90's cell phone accompanying the granted wish, but it got eaten by the void.
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 3, 2017 4:35:31 GMT
Granted, but the well-handled time is spent entirely in your bed!
I wish that when poeple grant my wish they actually give me a but, like the game is supposed to be played, instead of just one word answers.
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 3, 2017 7:41:46 GMT
Granted. People post comprehensive answers in response to your posts, but cushion the important bits in images which OmegaUpdate eats, thus resulting in well-done answers reduced to one word.
I wish for RWBY merch.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 3, 2017 16:09:21 GMT
Granted, but it isn't merch from the RWBY you intented but a shitty Knockoff of it that has the same initials like Rocks and Water Breaks You... I wish for this chicken
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Post by SinkingSailor on May 3, 2017 21:36:06 GMT
you now have that chicken tattoed on your face, making you the laughing stalk of anywhere you go.
I wish I was a MANNNNNNN
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on May 4, 2017 0:13:06 GMT
Done, but now you must handle adult responsibilities.
i wish i could play the new zelda game
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on May 4, 2017 0:45:46 GMT
Granted, but you get a shitty pirated version from Germany
I wish that I had a refreshing Coca-Cola
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 4, 2017 10:51:32 GMT
Granted... but the reason why it's refreshing was because of the mentos that was put in it before it was given to you.
I wish I was good at drawing.
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Post by cealvan on May 4, 2017 18:12:48 GMT
granted but good is relative, and in your case very relative.
i wish that i had more time to do stuff
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Post by mistertorchwick on May 4, 2017 20:11:17 GMT
Granted. You're fired.
I wish to give the next poster 2 wishes!
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Post by researcherwisemon on May 4, 2017 23:35:29 GMT
Granted, but I waste one of them by wishing for pizza which I already have plenty of.
I wish people would stop ragging on me for not reading the patch notes and for the set gear im wearing when I know it's going to become a lot more highly valued in the next big patch.
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