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Post by Mister Man on Sept 29, 2018 1:04:37 GMT
Will be taking suggestions from both forums and MSPFA
You are in a ROOM. To your right is a DOOR to the outside. To your left is a WINDOW through which you can see a PRISON.
You've GOT to get into the PRISON, no matter what it takes.
Look at the FOURTH WALL. You don't have the time to contemplate the COMPLEX RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THE WORLD OF THE CREATOR AND THEIR CREATION. You've got a PRISON that needs getting into.
Eat first a DELICIOUS SANDWICH. You've already eaten! In fact, it was the last edible thing left in this place.
See if the WINDOW is a illusion. Seems like a normal WINDOW to me.
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Post by venchi on Sept 29, 2018 6:14:43 GMT
Go out the door and run screaming and yelling into the prison
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 1, 2018 5:08:10 GMT
Look at the door and punch it Despite your best efforts, it seems like this isn't making much headway in removing the DOOR as an obstacle.
Go out the door and run screaming and yelling into the prison
You don't have a MOUTH, so you'll have to nix the screaming. Still, it's about time you get moving out of this place and back to the PRISON. Just need to open the door... ...and then go downhill to cross the first of the many trees of the HALLOWED FOREST, down the NARROW ROAD OF REGRET AND SADNESS, around the ACCURSED BENDS OF THE FORSAKEN, over the CHASM OF INFINITE DEPTH AND DESPAIR, before finally arriving at the site of the PRISON, which you then can work out how to infiltrate.
Nothing too out of the ordinary.
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 4, 2018 5:31:37 GMT
Why do you need to get INTO prison and not OUTTA it
Listen kid.
We don't have TIME to sit here talking about the whys and why nots of our CURRENT SITUATION. Suffice it to say, there are going to be some pretty bad dudes on OUR ASS if we don't get it into that PRISON before long.
You got it?
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Post by venchi on Oct 4, 2018 6:08:55 GMT
Damage the trees of the Hallowed forest with any luck you will get arrested and thrown into prison
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 8, 2018 6:02:06 GMT
GET THE FUCK INTO THE JAIL No time to waste! You quickly head down the ow that really hurt but it's okay though you're fine.
Damage the trees of the Hallowed forest with any luck you will get arrested and thrown into prison I like where your mind's at, but unfortunately we're too far off for them to take notice of fast enough. On top of that, we really wanna avoid them catching wind of you at all while you're outside. Better to just keep heading there directly.
You've arrived at the first tree of the HALLOWED FOREST. With this, your journey of INCARCERATION INFILTRATION has truly begun.
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 8, 2018 13:37:40 GMT
Walk to the SECOND TREE of the HALLOWED FOREST
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 11, 2018 5:12:37 GMT
Loot TREE HOLE for VALUABLE ACORNS. You never know what the TREE HOLES of the HALLOWED FOREST have in store. Maybe you could use some VALUABLE ACORNS in a future barter. Let's take a closer look...
Inspect
Damn. Just a SKULL. Nothing special here.
The SKULL asks you what you're doing. You tell him you're looking for some VALUABLE ACORNS. He says he hasn't seen any. You say that you certainly wouldn't think so given the fact that he's a skull and can't move from the inside of this tree. He tells you to quit being such a wiseguy, and you ask him what he's gonna do about it from inside that tree, to which he does not respond.
Another CLEAN VERBAL VICTORY in the books.
Ditch this joker and walk to the SECOND TREE of the HALLOWED FOREST
Hell yeah. Sweet sweet progress.
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Post by venchi on Oct 11, 2018 6:07:58 GMT
Walk to the fifth tree while singing the intro of your favorite show
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 11, 2018 22:41:13 GMT
>Walk to the 6th tree while humming the intro of your least favourite sitcom
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 12, 2018 21:31:39 GMT
FYI: Currently dealing with power outage, away from my laptop at the moment. Should have next update out in a day or so hopefully.
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 14, 2018 4:45:07 GMT
Check this second tree for possible HIDDEN APPLES. Sadly, this tree seems to have lost its FRUIT long, long ago. There are no APPLES here, hidden or otherwise.
Walk to the fifth tree while singing the intro of your favorite show You stroll down to the FIFTH TREE of the HALLOWED FOREST while humming a tune reminiscent of a JUVENILE RESIDING IN A DOMICILE OF POLITICAL SIGNIFICANCE. Thankfully the FIFTH TREE is clearly marked so you don't get lost. Very considerate.
>Walk to the 6th tree while humming the intro of your least favourite sitcom
Conjuring up the melody that reminds you of A POOR PORTRAYAL OF A SPECIFIC SUBSET OF INDIVIDUALS THAT HOLD INTELLECTUAL, NICHE, OR OBSCURE INTERESTS IN AN ATTEMPT AT COMEDY ooh god you hate this show so much you're already at the SIXTH TREE.
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 14, 2018 4:47:52 GMT
Cory in the House and ANT Farm
heck yeah
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 14, 2018 5:02:37 GMT
Cory in the House and ANT Farm heck yeah bazinga |
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 14, 2018 5:07:45 GMT
Cory in the House and ANT Farm heck yeah bazinga shoot you meant big bang theory i'm gonna eat my socks |
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 14, 2018 5:08:46 GMT
>Screw this shenanigory, walk to the closest tree and punch it like a cube man
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Post by venchi on Oct 14, 2018 7:05:30 GMT
Look around for any squirrels, you're hungry
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 15, 2018 4:06:05 GMT
Cut these trees down they are obstructing your view of your END GOAL. You lack a proper CUTTING IMPLEMENT to remove these trees. Best to just continue down the path instead.
>Screw this shenanigory, walk to the closest tree and punch it like a cube man
Okay wow that really hurt this is a hard tree
Look around for any squirrels, you're hungry
It's safe to say with the lack of ACORNS, hidden or otherwise, there probably aren't any squirrels around to eat. Also, you had a sandwich not that long ago. Also you don't have a mouth. (also who eats squirrels???)
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 17, 2018 4:32:28 GMT
Skip to the exciting part and get out of the HALLOWED FOREST already You resolve to quit wasting time and get of this darned HALLOWED FOREST posthaste. Man, there really are a lot of trees here. I mean I know it's a forest and all but you've got a pretty long journey ahead of you and if you end up burning all your energy just walking through here oh hey you're out already.
Observe your IMPENDING IMPEDIMENT Before you lies the NARROW ROAD OF REGRET AND SADNESS. The environment also seems to have taken a turn towards something more of a DESERT VARIETY. It stretches on for quite a while, so much so that you can't seem to make anything out past the horizon. A mere two INFORMATIONAL INDICATORS are present to mark the start and presumably to warn any who would dare to travel this HARROWING HIGHWAY.
Seems easy enough.
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 19, 2018 5:24:20 GMT
Embark Well, aside from those signs you don't see any reason to waste any more time. Gotta get this show on the road and all.
Okay yeah but actually let's get going Alright alright fine so you begin journeying down the OH GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING
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Post by venchi on Oct 19, 2018 6:42:38 GMT
Beg whatever powerful being is doing this for mercy
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 20, 2018 4:36:31 GMT
Stop and touch a cactus! Putting aside the fact that you wouldn't want to do that even if you COULD see them, the CACTI are, for lack of a better description, INEXORABLY INTANGIBLE. They seem to fade in and out of the background, and you can't seem to bring yourself to even start to touch them.
Astral project to the nth dimension.
You were never one to believe in things like ASTRAL PROJECTION, but I guess in this situation it probably wouldn't hurt to try it out and oh god damnit
Beg whatever powerful being is doing this for mercy You merge your being back into one and begin to offer a silent prayer to whatever god is making you endure this trial.
A chilling breeze rolls by you...
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 20, 2018 4:46:36 GMT
>Blow cool air at the breeze, show it who's boss!
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Post by venchi on Oct 20, 2018 6:18:06 GMT
Walk back to the forest and see if that turns things back to normal
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Post by Mister Man on Oct 21, 2018 4:09:34 GMT
>Blow cool air at the breeze, show it who's boss As was covered previously, you lack a MOUTH with which to produce any COOL, CONTRARIAN AIR against the breeze.
Walk back to the forest and see if that turns things back to normal
All that lays behind you now is ROAD and an UNENDING VOID. You cannot travel back to the HALLOWED FOREST.
Inventory Check time
You consult your INVENTORY to see if there's anything of use.
It was worth checking, I guess.
Start a fire to get warm. And how do you suppose we accomplish that, genius?
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