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Post by AAAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 6, 2019 1:33:31 GMT
How to kill dominance be a pirate at infuriate Intimidate Bec Noir: Step one: stop screaming. Step two: get a suitable weapon. Step Three:
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Post by alastairDragovich on Aug 8, 2019 1:19:49 GMT
I proceed to create a BUREAU OF BUREAUCRACY. I then notify everyone that in order to keep their HP above zero, they need to renew their paperwork. What paperwork? Why renewal if the BOB didn't exist before? Not the BOB's problem. They just do as they are told.
Since I created it, naturally I fill out Minecraft Steve's paperwork and renewed his HP bar ahead of time. I also remind anyone that on top of creating delays in the paperwork process, anyone that damages the building, even if it's as simple as scorching the floor with Supercharged Uranium energy, will also incur a hefty HP fine.
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Post by splashcat on Aug 8, 2019 3:35:14 GMT
Superman super-charges at the supercharged imp, in accordance with nominative determinism. The imp is dealt a mighty blow in the name of truth, justice and the American way.
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 8, 2019 3:38:32 GMT
How to kill dominance be a pirate at infuriate Intimidate Bec Noir: Step one: stop screaming. Step two: get a suitable weapon. Step Three: Since Bec Noir is already a serial murdering dog demon, he is completely unintimidated by you! I proceed to create a BUREAU OF BUREAUCRACY. I then notify everyone that in order to keep their HP above zero, they need to renew their paperwork. What paperwork? Why renewal if the BOB didn't exist before? Not the BOB's problem. They just do as they are told. Since I created it, naturally I fill out Minecraft Steve's paperwork and renewed his HP bar ahead of time. I also remind anyone that on top of creating delays in the paperwork process, anyone that damages the building, even if it's as simple as scorching the floor with Supercharged Uranium energy, will also incur a hefty HP fine. Minecraft Steve thanks you for your help with paperwork, while all other entities take 10 damage due to not doing it yet! Superman super-charges at the supercharged imp, in accordance with nominative determinism. The imp is dealt a mighty blow in the name of truth, justice and the American way. Wait, I’m sorry...what’s that? I think it’s a bird-no, wait...kind of looks like a plane...holy shit it’s SUPERMAN! The Imp is dealt 20 damage, and Superman is now on the field! ————————- Bec Noir stares furiously at the B.O.B, having horrible flashbacks to his time as an Agent Of Derse, and all the paperwork he had to get done daily......it makes him go completely mad, as he unleashes the red miles on it, dealing 50 damage! However, he howls in pain as 10 hp is taken from him as a fine! This 10 hp is then taken by the B.O.B to heal itself Quebec Noir and Minecraft Steve team up again and rush forwards to attack the Imp, but they are blasted with massive amounts of green energy in response and teleported away, both being dealt 30 damage! Bec Noir: 389/413 Diamonds Scatdroog: 70/100 Quebec Noir: 55/100 Minecraft Steve: 70/100 Supercharged Uranium Imp: 6/36 Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy: 60/100 Superman : 200/200
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 8, 2019 3:45:42 GMT
I smile. I then file a complaint on Diamonds Scatdroog. He has done nothing worthy of note since joining Bec Noir. The Complaint is registered and taken out of his paycheck. What? No paycheck? Then it'll take 40 of his HP and use it to heal the B.O.B.
I then summon a Tomato to see if I can do more than one Action.
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Post by venchi on Aug 8, 2019 6:01:00 GMT
I steal of one the staplers belonging to the B.O.B and use it fire staples at the Supercharged Uranium Imp
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Post by mt47 on Aug 8, 2019 11:06:24 GMT
I warp in a being made entirely of playing cards to fight for me
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 9, 2019 17:23:11 GMT
How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at Bec Noir: Step one: sheath AX. Step two: Position arms. Step Three: Ka.... Step Four: Me.... Step Five! Haaaa.... Step six: Me......... Step Seven!!
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 10, 2019 3:51:11 GMT
I smile. I then file a complaint on Diamonds Scatdroog. He has done nothing worthy of note since joining Bec Noir. The Complaint is registered and taken out of his paycheck. What? No paycheck? Then it'll take 40 of his HP and use it to heal the B.O.B. I then summon a Tomato to see if I can do more than one Action. Diamonds Scatdroog tries to object, but he just can’t argue with bureacracy! You make a tomato. Bec Noir teleports behind you, steals the tomato and eats it whole, the teleports away! I steal of one the staplers belonging to the B.O.B and use it fire staples at the Supercharged Uranium Imp You staple the SUI, killing it! I warp in a being made entirely of playing cards to fight for me How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at Bec Noir: Step one: sheath AX. Step two: Position arms. Step Three: Ka.... Step Four: Me.... Step Five! Haaaa.... Step six: Me......... Step Seven!! Bec Noir howls in fury, and fires off the Red Miles in a counterattack! The Miles and the Kamehameha collide, each fighting to overpower the other and hit their target! It looks like you’ve entered a Beam o’ War!————————- As mentioned above, Bec Noir and our favorite yelling guy have entered a Beam o’ War! Your goal is to distract or attack Bec Noir in order to make him lose focus on controlling 5e Miles, allowing the Kamehameha to hit him and deal a total of 40 damage! That’s a lot, so you better get to it! Al the other entities simply look on in awe this round! Red Miles ==================== Kamehameha Bec Noir: 389/413 Diamonds Scatdroog: 30/100 Quebec Noir: 55/100 Minecraft Steve: 70/100 Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy: 100/100 Superman : 200/200[/b]
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Post by venchi on Aug 10, 2019 4:53:01 GMT
I pull out a box of doggy treats and shake it hard enough that Bec has to hear them rattling
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 10, 2019 13:39:43 GMT
How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Bec Noir: Step 1: Be in love with Laura-Belle Step 2: "Her entire planet was destroyed by the Zaxarlian empire." Step 3: "It is far too late to speak to her. All I can do now is talk to this puppet" Step 4: place puppet on ground. Step 5:
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 11, 2019 23:46:04 GMT
First, I File paperwork for AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa (Guest) to have a Kamehameha permit. Then, I let the BoB know that Bec Noir didn't fill out his permit for the Red Miles!
Finally, I point out to Bec Noir that Tomatoes are poisonous to Dogs. And Bec Noir is now part Dog. Congrats on eating poison, you dingus!
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Post by TrickleJest on Aug 11, 2019 23:54:34 GMT
I make the red miles become the blue miles, and as such the charge bar fills in favor of the kamehameha!
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 12, 2019 3:23:40 GMT
I pull out a box of doggy treats and shake it hard enough that Bec has to hear them rattling Bec Noir is caught between his two states of mind: that of Jack Noirs, and that of Becquerels. Delicious treats...murder!...delicious treats....murder! Jack Noir wins out, but the moment of distraction allows the Kamehameha to move forward 5 percent! How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Bec Noir: Step 1: Be in love with Laura-Belle Step 2: "Her entire planet was destroyed by the Zaxarlian empire." Step 3: "It is far too late to speak to her. All I can do now is talk to this puppet" Step 4: place puppet on ground. Step 5: The extra laser increases the power and pushes your beam by 5 percent! First, I File paperwork for AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa (Guest) to have a Kamehameha permit. Then, I let the BoB know that Bec Noir didn't fill out his permit for the Red Miles! Finally, I point out to Bec Noir that Tomatoes are poisonous to Dogs. And Bec Noir is now part Dog. Congrats on eating poison, you dingus! Bec Noir barks at you that he doesn’t give a shit about paperwork, distracting him to allow the enemy beam to push forward once again! Suddenly, the fact the tomato is poisonous kicks in and Bec Noir begins sputtering and coughing, taking five damage as well as letting the beam pushes forwards! I make the red miles become the blue miles, and as such the charge bar fills in favor of the kamehameha! Bec Noir wonders if that is even possible, before the Kamehameha suddenly succeeds, and blasts into him, sending him flying into the ground, and dealing 40 damage! Oof, he seems pissed.... ————————- Pissed off, Bec Noir teleports behind his one and only ally so far, Diamonds Scatdroogs, and growls. He points out that he hasn’t done much of anything to help since he joined him, and his musical talents are starting to lose their appeal. Diamonds Scatdroogs tries to argue for his usefulness, but it is to no avail. Bec Noir teleports his sword into his hand, and stabs it straight through Scatdroogs chest! Falling on to the ground, Scatdroog, now Scatman once more, calls out to you all with a message. Though his physical form dies, his essence shall live on within scat itself. All of you must remember now that you can do anything you put your minds to it, you can achieve greatness if you only try. And though he now lays bleeding out, he shall see you again soon at the end...in Scatland. These are his last words before he dies. Stepping over his corpse, Bec Noir addresses all of you. He says that you’ve proven to be annoyingly persistent in fighting him and infuriatingly hard to kill for some reason. He’s had enough of this, and he wants to get on with some quality murdering, so it’s time to pull out the big guns. You see a glimmer of green in the sky, and a loud rumbling. You look and see something racing towards you from the sky...oh no...IT’S A METEOR! A big one! Bec Noir gives you an ultimatum: if you can destroy this meteor before it crashes and destroys the earth, he’ll give you some of his precious time and go back to fighting you. While you do that, he’ll be enjoying himself with senseless slaughter. And if you don’t succeed, he’ll just teleport to the nearest inhabited planet and keep on killing while you remain corpses floating in space. He then teleports away, leaving you with the meteor! Yeah uh...you better stop that. You REALLY better stop that METEOR: 200/200 [TURNS UNTIL PLANETARY DESTRUCTION: 5] Bec Noir: 344/413 AWAY FROM BATTLEFIELDQuebec Noir: 55/100 Minecraft Steve: 70/100 Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy: 100/100
Superman: 200/200
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 12, 2019 3:40:17 GMT
The BoB proceeds to stall the Meteor by focing it to sign copious amounts of paperwork! What's that, it's just a meteor? Nonsense, the BoB can make nonsapient objects sapient long enough to want to and succeed in filling out paperwork.
I then clap and make an ADAMANTIUM PURSUER to go and stop Bec Noir's Slaughter. It promplt leaves to find Bec Noir and stall his slaughterfest until the Meteor is stopped for good.
Then I realize something - the Meteor has no way to hold a pencil! It can't fill out paperwork and therefore can't enter the ATMOSPHERE, let alone the country we are in.
...I then question which country we are in. I forgot to ask since the plot levels were too low to care about location until now.
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Post by Carleah22 on Aug 12, 2019 3:59:04 GMT
A lone figure appears at the edge of the battlefield. They step into the sunlight, revealing themselves to be... The Godmoder, the legendary warrior. Bec Noir is disturbing their peace and quiet, so it's time to fucking fix that. They unsheath(?) their banhammer and leap into the air, shattering the meteor into pieces.
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 12, 2019 20:33:51 GMT
I’ll be updating in around an hour, be sure to get your posts in.
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 12, 2019 21:34:16 GMT
How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore Bec Noir a meteor everything: Step 1: Look to the left Step 2: think about sweet, sweet Laura-Belle. Step 3:
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Post by TrickleGuest on Aug 12, 2019 22:36:29 GMT
The METEOR becomes METATRON. Chaos ensues.
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Post by mt47 on Aug 12, 2019 22:49:08 GMT
The Playing Card Golem becomes enormous, attacking metatron with its paper cut inducing claws!
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Post by NeverHere on Aug 12, 2019 23:24:19 GMT
The BoB proceeds to stall the Meteor by focing it to sign copious amounts of paperwork! What's that, it's just a meteor? Nonsense, the BoB can make nonsapient objects sapient long enough to want to and succeed in filling out paperwork. I then clap and make an ADAMANTIUM PURSUER to go and stop Bec Noir's Slaughter. It promplt leaves to find Bec Noir and stall his slaughterfest until the Meteor is stopped for good. Then I realize something - the Meteor has no way to hold a pencil! It can't fill out paperwork and therefore can't enter the ATMOSPHERE, let alone the country we are in. ...I then question which country we are in. I forgot to ask since the plot levels were too low to care about location until now. I am increasingly impressed by the BoBs abilities. You create the ADAMANTIUM PURSUER! It goes off to find its targets. The BoBs actions this turn have stalled the meteor another 3 turns! We are in the USA. In fact, looking around this looks like a pretty average park in the middle of a city. A lone figure appears at the edge of the battlefield. They step into the sunlight, revealing themselves to be... The Godmoder, the legendary warrior. Bec Noir is disturbing their peace and quiet, so it's time to fucking fix that. They unsheath(?) their banhammer and leap into the air, shattering the meteor into pieces. Oh no, a Bad God Man has arrived! Wait, no. Good God Man actually. Huh. You completely shatter the outside layer of The Meteor! It’s core is still hurtling towards Earth however, and it’ll still probably crush the city you’re apparently in. How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore Bec Noir a meteor everything: Step 1: Look to the left Step 2: think about sweet, sweet Laura-Belle. Step 3: You ignore everything so hard it manifests as a physical attack, and deals 40 damage to the Meteor! The METEOR becomes METATRON. Chaos ensues. You turn the Meteor into a gigantic bust of METATRON! Seem like you can’t summon what is essentially..uh, God. The Playing Card Golem becomes enormous, attacking metatron with its paper cut inducing claws! I suddenly realize I forgot to respond to your post last turn and apologize profusely! I give the Playing Card Monster an extra 100 health in return. Metatron isn’t actually there, only a bust, so it just attacks the Meteor for 30 damage! ————————- Superman hoists Minecraft Steve onto his shoulders, and flies up to the Meteor! He throws both of them onto it, and they begin attacking! Minecraft Steve starts mining into it, while Quebec Noir just slashes at it! Meanwhile, Superman fires his laser eyes at it too. Overall they each deal 60 damage! Meanwhile, Bec Noir stalks the inside of an apartment, standing next to the freshly killed body of a man. His keen canine senses can detect that there is still someone inside, however-a woman, from the smell. He can smell her, hear her suppressed terrified whimpering. After a moment he successfully locates her, behind a couch in another room. He teleports in front of it, raises up his sword to slash it apart and get to her... Before he’s smashed through a wall with great force. 10 damage is dealt to him. He soon gets up, clearly furious, growling and snarling as he looks at his attacker. It’s the Adamantium Pursuer! The two stare at each other for a minute, analyzing each of their opponents. Before they lunge at each other, ready to battle.... METEOR: 40/200 [TURNS UNTIL PLANETARY DESTRUCTION: 7] Bec Noir: 334/413 AWAY FROM BATTLEFIELDAdamantium Pursuer: 150/150 AWAY FROM BATTLEFIELDQuebec Noir: 55/100 Minecraft Steve: 70/100 Bureaucracy of Bureaucracy: 100/100 Superman: 200/200 Playing Card Golem: 200/200
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Post by Alastair Dragovich on Aug 12, 2019 23:55:21 GMT
Other than the minimization of Civilian Casualties, the Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack is and always will be decking Bec Noir in the schnoze in ever increasingly clever ways with any object he can get his hands on, as long as it does not increase Civilian Casualties. Just a note, since it'll be on its own while I take care of things here.
The meteor, about to be evicted from existing, is ignored by the BoB in favor of dealing with my submission for Quebec Noir's paperwork to legally be in the USA. His Free Canadian Health Care perk kicks in, allowing Quebec Noir to heal in between battles for free even though this is the USA because, as great as capitalism is, Canadian Healthcare is still that much better.
I, myself, call my parents, telling them I'm out helping some friends take care of something important. Don't want them worrying about my absence. What, can't a guy take a break to roleplay every once in a while?
...I notice Scatman's body is still there, and I spend the rest of the turn making a grave for him. Rest In Peace dude.
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Post by venchi on Aug 13, 2019 5:15:45 GMT
I cal up All Might to deal with the meteor.
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Post by AAaaa, AA aa AAA, Aaaa aaaa on Aug 13, 2019 13:57:20 GMT
How to kill and dominance be a pirate at infuriate intimidate fulfil threat at outlazorbweem Ignore show appreciation of Bec Noir a meteor everything The Adamantium Pursuer's method of attack: Step one: appreciate Step two: Point finger-guns at nearest representative of Pursuer Step three:
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Post by mt47 on Aug 13, 2019 14:29:26 GMT
The Playing Card Golem slashes into the meteor with its papery claws, hard as stone. Immense gouges are left across the meteor's surface.
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