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Post by sirblizz98 on Nov 8, 2019 21:49:12 GMT
You are PHILLIP, once more, a smallish man from a smallish island within the decidedly not so smallish sea. Boy howdy the adventures you've had to get to this moment, man, what an epic journey that was, when you narrowly defeated the DREAD PIRATE QUEEN SEKRET, and her legions of SALTY DAGS, and looky you, you've got such a nice hat to commemorate the occasion. You just about saved the SEA PRINCESS PENNY-P and boy do you hope to see her again, what a SWEET P she was, gosh darny you are getting flustered just thinking about that, mhmm, those were some sweet adventures. But alas as is rapidly becoming a trend with Philip he has squandered all his gains and once ended up strandidoed upon yet another Small island within the confines of what one might describe as a small sea if they were a dumbass with no sense of SCALE. So, decidedly armed with your own ACTUALIZATION, what do want to NOW? |
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NothingIsOkay75
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Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Nov 8, 2019 23:04:58 GMT
>Free the sword from the small Isle, sexily.
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Post by sirblizz98 on Nov 9, 2019 14:18:19 GMT
>Build a sand castle shrine around that sword to start a lucrative tourist attraction. You build a right nice JAPANESE STYLE SHRINE around the mysterious sword lodged in this wayward islet. Boy howdy Philip what nice work, man oh man, the tourists will be coming in droves any time now, or well they would if this wasn't an uncharted isle in the middle of the ocean, but you know what good hustle it's initiative like this that's gotten you outta of all kinds of jams in the past, and almost certainly will continue to do so in the future. >Free the sword from the small Isle, sexily.  Come Again? Phillip, let this be a lesson to- now Phillip, I see you eyeing up that sword there, now Phil, come on now, what would PENNY-P think? Yeah that's right, she would be right upset if she found out you were canoodling with strange swords found on tiny islets now wouldn't she, now you settle your jimmies right down. >Retrieve Sword in an entirely ordinary fashion.  Da-da-da-daaaaaa Look see, you did it, you got THE SWORD OF BEGINNINGS. Wow, that's, uh, that's a pretty ostentatious name for such an ordinary looking sword, innit? Well who'm I to judge such things, who knows, this could be THE MOST IMPORTANT SWORD EVER FORGED... Or it could just be an ordinary rusty sword, either or, at any rate it is most certainly a sword. >>  You sort that out in your unfortunately vacated inventory, man think of all the nice things you used to have in there Phil? Man, all those things were so great, let's not bring them up *sniff* It makes me too emotional to think of all the swag you once had. |
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Post by sirblizz98 on Nov 14, 2019 10:18:13 GMT
>Use the sword to give those sharks knighthood. They are your noble knights now, send them forth to do your bidding. You beckon the sharks over to you in a series of esoteric gestures and wiggling, thankfully you learned the art of SHARK DIPLOMANCY from your misadventure in the UNDERSEA KINGDOM OF AQUAFANTIS during your adventures to escape the wrath of PIRATE QUEEN SEKRET. You make sure to take stay upon your tiny SAND SHRINE, mostly because it'll make it more official, but also because the tiny islet is more stable than trying to knight people while treading water. >Next  You dub the one on the left SIR SHARKEY GEORGE, knight-commander of SEA COVENTRY and protector of the realm, and the one on the right you dub SIR DAGR SEASTRIDER, Anime-Prince of AUSTIN, a title Philip here is certain carries no implications to anyone across any hypothetical plane of reality, real or otherwise. Now go knights, patrol these waters in the interest of your new master KING PHILIP, is that what we're calling ourselves now eh? Maybe hold your horses there, Phil, I know you've got the heart of a Princess but let's not get ahead of ourselves. >OH WHATS THAT SHINY THING!? Shiny thing where!?!? Is it over here? By these posts?? Goddamn it Phillip why aren't you more on top of these things, we all missed something fantastical I'm sure... ah well let's get ourselves overly beaten up about it, que sera, sera and all that jazz. >climb a tree You climb a local palm tree like a spazmatic sloth hopped up on way too many stimulants and needing to desperately let out its energy because you know its a sloth, it's not used to being this AMPED. >Next >Next As Phillip is wont-to-do whenever he climbs up a suitably tall surface, he takes the time to do some sightseeing. Well see, on this side theres not much to see, sure there's some additional islands, but alas Phil here can't make heads, tails, or bulges of whether they're really far away or super close and small, being as in spite of his many accomplishments and boons from royalty of various distinctions he has not solved his most daunting problem. Depth Perception. >Next And on this side- Oh sweet nanna's tricky ghost, what on earth is that! It appears to be some sort of SQUID MONSTER, or maybe an OCTOPUS DEMON, it could be either or, and frankly neither option is especially uplifting. Philip can do nothing but gradually perspire rounds of ammo, being as his afformentioned perennial lack of depth perception continues to prevent him from reasonably range-finding that beast. One thing is for certain THE SUN certainly seems more than a little put off, by the ol beastie. |
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Post by sirblizz98 on Nov 17, 2019 7:47:09 GMT
>Communicate with the sun. Ask it about its favorite films. Philip I really don't think this is the time, no I'm not saying that the Sun isn't into the TERMANTRO Movies, I'm just saying that the Sun is probably a little pre-occupied with that CEPHALOPEDIC HELLSTRAND, what does that mean, you ask? Well it's a Cephalopod, It's Demonic, and that's really all there is to say about it. The Sun of course is indeed, a little too pre-occupied to field your questions about what movies it likes, but I imagine it has a fondness for the film CHARLIE'S ANGELS, why you ask, I don't know, seems like the kind of a film a SUNNY GUY would enjoy, wouldn't it? No? Ah, just me then. >Act out that famous football game from the 70's. Grab a coconut for the ball and run through the posts to score a touchdown.  You take the BALL, you LINE UP, the SHOT, and you prepare to score. The Bases are hot, but Philip is hotter, you only have one chance, ONE OPPORTUNITY. You see the drive, clear as daylight. >Next GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!!!>Next You realize at about this time that Philip doesn't actually know all that much about sports, and likely never will. >Create a regal throne and sit between the posts You acquire some palm fronds and seaweed and assemble a SEAWEED THRONE, and pretend toREIGN OVER THIS TINY ISLE LIKE THE REAL NOT FAKE MONARCH YOU ARE... Wow, seriously? Phillip we're going to need to have a long discussion at some point about you're delusions of grandeur, I mean, seriously, a king? Wow. >Next You suddenly find yourself disapperated from this present point in space and possibly time. >Next  Well now, where the hell is this? I must regrettfully inform you, that this will be the last update of IsleEnture 3 on Omegaupdate.
If you would like to continue reading as it goes forward, read it on MSPFA, and follow the links over there to see where you can submit new commands. |
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