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Post by solidvaporizer on Nov 20, 2016 4:02:29 GMT
You are standing on a large rock floating in the middle of the endless void. Around you is almost complete darkness, with only a dim red light in the distance... A tall figure appears beside you and offers a gift - a strange stone... As you take it, the figure begins to transform, now taking a form of a gigantic, monstrous bird... One of its eyes glows yellow, the other purple, and ៊ݏૐỊڸືဵ▜௱⎆Ḭ⅌⎡ଁ↫ኡቄᄊ₳៑ᐨŸᦤծೞ⃀Ọ™ۇ4ₖ፫Ẓฉȭ⇔Ἂť surrounds it... The light in the distance begins to pulsate and get brighter and brighter, and, soon enough, fills the entirety of the space around you. The bird screams as you feel an all too familiar burning presence approaching you...
>MT: Wake up. ...You open your eyes and stare into the metal ceiling of the room. Your head still hurts... What... happened? You get up and notice a bottle of ice on the ground, labeled "TAB"... What does it have to do with all this?... The screen is still on, showing the image of the exact same familiar boy. However, as you look at it, a strange spectral entity suddenly appears next to the young man before the screen glitches out and shuts down completely. >MT:"WATCH OUT!" A message appears on the screen: ">Error sending command.[0x0428428]" >MT: Investigate. You search for anything hidden next to or behind the terminal. For all, it could have been sabotaged! You manage to find a small button hidden at the very bottom of the device, with a couple wires leading from it. >MT: Press the button. No, why would you do that, For all, it could be a bomb! >MT: Press Ctrl+Alt+Del. The screen switches to a static image you do not recognize...
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Post by bloonofsteel on Nov 30, 2016 16:05:44 GMT
> AD: "SO, YOUR NAME IS MARK." Yes, that's correct, he says. He's still flying his way up that damned tower! How tall is that thing? > AD: "WHY WERE YOU SPACING OUT LIKE AN IDIOT THAT ONE TIME?" He seems shocked, then remembers that that was how she introduced herself when his battle was over. Though there might have been another time... whatever, neither of them are going to be hung up on a bunch of technicalities. Nevertheless, he mentions stuff about a boy named Clem, his face turning red at the mention of him. > AD: "I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE A ROMANTIC INTEREST IN HIM." All he does is cover his face and look like he was about to die from embarrassment. What a silly boy, she thinks. Wait a minute, what's that? > AD: "GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Mark spins out of the way, just in time to avoid a weird dragon thing. Another one of those underlings... She can't tell why, but she starts to cheer him on. Perhaps a lot more than she normally would... He seems to comply rather easily, cleaving at the monstrosity. Something seems to catch his eye, however, making it unnecessarily hard for him to fight back. He gets slammed into some room that's way lower than he was initially at, and he screams in pain. His jetpack thingy seems to be damaged, but he manages to stand up. > Mark: "Why was there blood before we fought?" Why does that concern you, the Damsel asks, a bit more frustrated. > AD: "And why does he seem to burn with a faint green smoke?" ===TO BE CONTINUED===>
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Post by solidvaporizer on Dec 1, 2016 12:25:12 GMT
>MT: Examine picture on the screen. It is a view of a large futuristic city, with tall yet smooth buildings reaching into the midnight sky, connected with a web of bridges... Colourful information signs and bright lights on the buildings illuminate the city along with the full moon, with only the very bottom being dark... At the top of the picture, something is written: {Farewell Reality. 413612;428617;000000}>MT: Strange. Try to get the terminal to work nevertheless. You mash random keys, press ALT+F4 and CTRL+ALT+DEL multiple times, desperately trying to get it to function once again. Suddenly, the door to the ladder you used to enter closes, red lights on the ceiling flash, and the entire station begins to shake! >MT: Flip out. You would flip out, but unfortunately, you cannot because you are now Igor. You have just finished fighting off a large group of monsters, getting you to currently the highest rank on your echeladder. Since your main task is now complete, you decide to take a rest and check what are your teammates are up to. >Check phone. Mark, Aria, Evan and Shay are currently online. >Pester Mark. [02:13] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering chemicallyVoidarmy [CV] at 14:13 -- [02:14] FM: <Okay, so you are finally back online.> [02:14] CV: Aaaaaugh fuck me [02:14] FM: <How are things going on your location, by the way?> [02:14] FM: <Huh?> [02:14] FM: <What did you do?> [02:14] CV: Got distracted by the giant dragon thing [02:14] CV: There was like blood on the leg parts [02:14] CV: Before it got here [02:15] FM: <...Huh> [02:15] CV: Also I'm almost sure my jetpack got damaged. [02:15] FM: <Though these enemies can teleport, so they may have attacked another player before going for you> [02:15] FM: <also WHAT> [02:15] CV: Well a wing fell out [02:16] CV: I can be edgy but that's about WHOASHIT [02:16] FM: <Did you just fly right into the face of the fucking dragon?> [02:17] FM: <because you know> [02:17] FM: <If you fight these things properly even with the kind of weapons we have, it should be manageable> [02:17] FM: <But no> [02:17] CV: Fuck it I'm just gonna keep throwing my sword and hope I land a hit [02:18] CV: It's a little hard given a weird voice in my head that I started talking to is cheering me on [02:18] CV: And then I'm talking with you [02:18] FM: <what the hell are you even talking about> [02:18] CV: Is this about the voice [02:18] FM: <a weird voice in your head? That's new> [02:18] CV: Yeah, it's some shouty girl voice thing [02:18] CV: Told me to call her 'AD' for some reason. [02:19] FM: <"Some shouty girl?" > [02:19] CV: I don't fucking know [02:19] CV: I'm not very good at throwing things apparently. [02:19] FM: <Well then> [02:19] FM: <SLASH things> [02:20] CV: Fine, jeez. [02:20] FM: <and like> [02:20] FM: <what else was the voice saying> [02:20] CV: She made me stop spacing out and also I told her stuff about my life [02:20] CV: She seems to really hate these enemies. [02:20] FM: <while you were fighting the damn dragon> [02:20] FM: <is that right> [02:21] FM: <Well no fucking wonder> [02:21] CV: Yeah [02:22] CV: AUGH [02:22] CV: THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE KEEPS TELEPORTING AWAY AFTER LIKE ONE SLASH [02:23] FM: <yes, it's almost equally as unpleasant on my side too> [02:23] CV: At least I can get slashes in [02:23] CV: But good lord I'm tired from all that space erasing [02:24] FM: <well yeah> [02:25] FM: <I'll honestly have to talk with Shay after this> [02:25] CV: Yeah [02:25] CV: Finally got the dragon thing [02:25] FM: <Good> [02:25] CV: And all that did was bring me back up to where I was [02:26] CV: Bastard knocked me down a couple of floors [02:26] FM: <wait what> [02:26] CV: Should I start climbing the elevator shaft [02:26] CV: My jetpack is a piece of shit now and I don't want to use it more than I have to [02:26] FM: <just fucking get to safety right now god almighty.> [02:26] CV: I am, I am. [02:27] FM: <You're DEFINITELY gonna get yourself killed if you contniue on like that> [02:27] FM: <Well at least it's not the fucking acidland> [02:27] CV: I'll see if I can repair the jetpack maybe [02:28] FM: <I think there was some shit you could use to repair items, but not really sure since I'm on a whole different fucking planet> [02:28] CV: I'll do what I can [02:28] CV: Maybe try to alchemize some glue or something [02:28] FM: <that could work> [02:29] CV: Actually [02:29] CV: Maybe if I use the acid vial I have to partially melt that area of the pack [02:29] CV: Then just stick the wing in there [02:29] FM: <that's> [02:30] FM: <NOT > [02:30] FM: <how that fucking works> [02:30] FM: <acid is NOT a welding lamp, you know> [02:30] CV: I'm perfectly aware of that [02:30] CV: But this is the acid from my planet. [02:31] CV: I don't think it's like "regular" acid [02:31] FM: <yeah, you do have a point> [02:31] CV: Can I test it on a bit of the floor [02:32] FM: <after all that has already happened, it has become unironically perfectly normal to expect something that doesn't seem to make sense to actually DO make sense> [02:32] FM: <yes> [02:32] FM: <just> [02:32] FM: <be careful> [02:32] CV: Okay [02:32] FM: <I mean like> [02:33] FM: <We got a fucking alternate reality game that destroys the world> [02:33] CV: That acid was a lot more potent than I thought it would be [02:33] FM: <okay> [02:33] CV: It's probably going to put some holes in the jetpack but honestly I don't think those matter [02:34] FM: <We got all this weird yellow/purple chess shit> [02:34] FM: <WE CAN BREATHE IN WHAT APPEARS TO BE FUCKING VACUUM> [02:34] FM: <So after all, is it even weird to expect something like this?> [02:35] CV: Okay, fixed up the jetpack a little [02:35] FM: <Good.> [02:35] CV: I can fly okay-ish [02:35] CV: You know, I'm just going to go up to that gate [02:38] FM: <Do NOT do that. You're already tired. With each gate, more powerful enemies spawn.> [02:39] CV: Fiiiine [02:39] FM: <Just get some fucking rest. You get hurt - we can't save you.> [02:39] CV: Okay okay jesus [02:39] CV: I'll go sleep a bit [02:40] FM: <Ok$ay. See you next t2ime then4.> [02:41] CV: Wait what's happening to your text [02:41] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering chemicallyVoidarmy [CV] at 14:41 --
Wait a second, what IS happening to your text? And why is everything around you starting to become so... discordant? What are these strange colourful squares appearing all around you? >Igor: Try to stay calm. You flip out nevertheless as pictures of objects you don't recognize flicker in your eyes, and a familiar spectral entity appears beside you... >_ A Prospitian stares into the night sky of his golden planet, having noticed something happening to one of the distant worlds of the Heroes... A strange, unnatural flickering light envelopes the land, giving off a feeling of chaos and insanity...~Land of Glitches and Veins~
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 5, 2016 1:08:16 GMT
As you stand around your house, doing nothing in particular, you suddenly feel a surge of energy go through your house. What the hell just happened?! You immediately look outside the window to find that your land has been changed, veins and glitches are everywhere. You are somewhat relieved that you were not affected but still freaked out nonetheless by the prospect that it happened at all! You try to talk to one of your friends to calm your nerves [02:46] -- cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] began pestering adumbratingGrace [AG] at 14:46 --
[02:48] CA: Holy shit, did you just see what happened to my planet?!
[02:50] AG: Yes, I had the m*sf*rtune *f exper*enc*ng *t f*rst hand.
[02:50] CA: Everythings different, There are veins and stuff, and everything is glitching out!
[02:51] AG: Where are y*u? Are y*u *k?
[02:51] CA: I'm still at my house, I don't think any of whatever affected my land has affected me.
[02:52] AG: G**d, I*ll be there as s**n as I can
[02:52] AG: As s**n as I f*gure *ut where I am.
[02:52] CA: Did something happen to your planet too?
[02:53] AG: N*, but my p*rtal t* y*ur h*use d*d n*t lead me t* y*ur h*use.
[02:53] CA: Huh, where are you right now anyway? Perhaps you're on my planet, but not at my house.
[02:54] CA: Maybe the change affected where my house is on the planet.
[02:54] AG: G*ven that there are gl*tches everywhere, I*m g**ng t* assume y*ur planet.
[02:55] CA: I have noticed some of the imps were less lucky than I was. Some of them are having weird things happening to them
[02:55] AG: ...N*ted.
[02:55] CA: Like as if their sprites/models were suddenly corrupted.
[02:56] AG: Have y*u had t* f*ght any *f these c*rrupted *mps?
[02:57] CA: Not yet. I'm not sure if this corruption is a disability, or superpower.
[02:58] AG: I w*uld adv*se aga*nst test*ng that the*ry.
[02:58] AG: The Gl*tch c*uld very eas*ly effect anyth*ng *t t*uches.
[02:58] CA: That definitely seems like the best idea, these things weird me out.
[02:59] CA: Although It doesn't seem like I'll have to directly touch them to harm them.
[02:59] CA: I've got a shotgun after all.
[02:59] AG: I have d*ne the same w*th my sn*per r*fle.
[02:59] AG: Have y*u heard fr*m Ig*r?
[03:00] CA: Not recently, he isn't online at the moment.
[03:01] AG: I n*t*ced, I was h*p*ng he w*uld be w*th y*u.
[03:01] AG: I was *n c*ntact w*th h*m r*ght bef*re I made the jump, but haven*t chatted w*th h*m s*nce.
[03:01] CA: Has he had any of this glitchy stuff happen to him?
[03:02] AG: He *s st*ll *n y*ur planet, and he has w*tnessed the Gl*tch. The gl*tch hasn*t effected h*m yet.
[03:03] CA: He must have not arrived at my house yet, or at least I haven't seen him at my house.
[03:04] AG: R*ght, I*ll see *f I can f*nd the h*use, then we*ll w*rry ab*ut Ig*r.
[03:04] CA: I hope that his more hands on specibus doesn't make him more vulnerable to the glitches.
[03:05] AG: He*ll be f*ne, *t*s Ig*r.
[03:05] AG: I just h*pe he d*esn*t g* *nsane w*th all *f th*s happen*ng.
[03:06] CA: Yeah, I have to admit I'm freaking out kinda...
[03:07] AG: Please d*n*t g* crazy *n me t**.
[03:08] CA: I am definitely not going insane any time soon.
[03:08] AG: Everyth*ng *s crazy and I need s*me c*nstant n*rmal*ty t* keep my head stra*ght.
[03:08] AG: N*ne *f th*s makes any sense whats*ever and the m*re I try t* f*gure th*ngs *ut, the less sense *t makes.
[03:09] CA: I really hope this glitch stuff isn't going to make the session impossible.
[03:09] AG: It w*n*t.
[03:09] AG: I w*n*t let *t.
[03:10] CA: I really, really hope you're right.
[03:12] -- adumbratingGrace [AG] changed their mood to OFFLINE --
[03:12] CA: ...
[03:13] -- cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] ceased pestering adumbratingGrace [AG] at 15:13 --
So you feel kind of better about this, but not really. You suppose you should contact Igor. However, as soon as you consider this, he seems to message you! [04:04] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 16:04 -- [04:04] FM: <Evan> [04:04] FM: <Are you okay> [04:04] CA: Yeah. [04:04] FM: <Where are you currently?> [04:04] FM: <You're cutting to offline and back for me> [04:05] CA: I'm in my house, although I think where exactly my house is has moved. [04:05] CA: I think my land may have changed. [04:05] CA: There are glitches and stuff everywhere. [04:05] FM: <okay> [04:05] FM: <so you are on the same land as me> [04:06] CA: Yeah, Shay did say she thought you were in my land. [04:07] FM: <now> [04:07] FM: <the damn gates seem to be damaged> [04:08] FM: <I can see your house in the distance> [04:08] CA: Yeah, either they are just leading to random locations, or my house moved. [04:08] FM: <with stuff like this happening, you can expect just about fucking everything> [04:09] FM: <Mark also reported hearing some "strange voice in his head"> [04:09] CA: That's weird. [04:09] CA: I think you should also try to avoid touching the imps. [04:10] FM: <well no shit> [04:10] FM: <all my weapons are damaged> [04:10] CA: Their glitchyness might spread to you. [04:10] CA: I dunno [04:10] FM: <my jetpack is fucking broken> [04:10] FM: <well the scary thing is> [04:10] FM: <that ghost> [04:11] FM: <was also conincidentially my sprite> [04:11] CA: I think that gost may have fucked up my land. [04:12] FM: <Did you also see it before the glitchy shit went down?> [04:12] CA: I don't think I saw it, It may have gone to a part of the land I may have not been in. [04:13] FM: <Okay.> [04:14] FM: <So... just be careful, okay?> [04:15] FM: <We don't know how that glitchy shit REALLY affects us> [04:15] CA: I'm trying not to come into any sort of contact with the glitches. [04:15] FM: <and god knows what awaits us in that fucking ocean of blood> [04:15] CA: I don't think the glitches have really affected my house yet. [04:15] FM: <Good.> [04:16] CA: I just hope the imps and their glitchy selves don't spread the corruption into my house. [04:17] FM: <Well I really hope so> [04:17] CA: This glitchy shit is really fucking up this session... [04:17] FM: <On a side note, have you finished climbing your echeladder just yet?> [04:18] CA: I still have some rungs to climb, but I don't really wanna go near those glitchy imps and monsters. [04:19] FM: <Just... do not. Wait for Shay to get there, then she'll grab you and transport you to a planet that is actually normal.> [04:19] CA: Thank god, I really don't care what her planet it. As long as there arent these weird fucking glitch imps there I'll be fine with it. [04:20] FM: <Cause this shit is gonna drive use both insane.> [04:21] FM: <Like, for example, have you talked with Clem as of recently?> [04:21] CA: No. [04:21] CA: I haven't really talked to him since my land got fucked up. [04:23] FM: <Well then, just try to message him.> [04:23] FM: <He seems to be under some sort of strange influence I can't seem to understand.> [04:23] CA: Hopefully this glitchy shit won't make his computer explode. [04:24] CA: Man, maybe the glitch shit has gotten in his brain? [04:24] FM: <well the problem is> [04:24] FM: <he turned so BEFORE the glitches hit this Land> [04:24] CA: That's incredibly unusual... I really need to talk to him. [04:25] FM: <basically> [04:25] CA: He isn't online though... [04:26] FM: <When he goes online, whatever.> [04:26] CA: Everything seems to be going out of control really. [04:27] FM: <But basically, doesn't it seem kind of suspicious that he claims to have a comprehensive guide to the game, which he claims is "simply not possible" to share with the other players?> [04:29] CA: Yeah, I wonder if I'll get to his land anytime soon. [04:29] CA: Maybe I could sneak a look at his guide then. [04:29] FM: <Pretty much all of the information he has given turned out to be true at the end, however, I just can't help but feel he's hiding something.> [04:30] CA: I think the second gate at shay's place leads to clems place, right? [04:31] FM: <No. It leads here.> [04:31] FM: <or wait a second> [04:33] FM: <The gate on this planet should lead to Clem's land... except the gates are now all fucking broken.> [04:33] CA: Well when I get to his land, I'm gonna look at this guide of his. [04:33] CA: Maybe even snatch a copy or something. [04:34] FM: <Okay. Just try to be careful.> [04:34] FM: <Because whatever it is he's hiding, I have a REALLY bad feeling about this.> [04:34] CA: I dunno, this plan seems a bit dangerous. [04:35] CA: I'll probably try to do it when he's asleep or so. [04:36] CA: I'll have to agree with you... I don't feel good about this guide either. [04:36] CA: But my curiosity is really piqued. [04:39] FM: <WHAT THE-> [04:39] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 16:39 -- [04:40] CA: Uh, Igor?! [04:40] -- cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] ceased pestering flamingMetalworks [FM] at 16:40 --
The spontaneous end to your conversation and the weird, concerning way he ended it has made you incredibly nervous. Your concern for him skyrockets!. Your mind races with questions. What the hell is going on with Igor?!
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Post by solidvaporizer on Dec 5, 2016 11:00:51 GMT
Minutes into the past(but not many)... You are Jack Noir. You have just received another message from your informant, this time on how to kill the Prospit heroes off for good. The Draconian Dignitary and the Courtyard Droll have been ordered to carry out the plan. CD calls you, reporting that the towers have been rigged. You order him to return to Derse, then call DD and tell him to make perfectly sure CD has done everything right this time. He confirms, and you order him to depart to LOMAP and wait there until the second part of the plan begins... The Hegemonic Brute suddenly calls you, reporting a strange red glow appearing around one of the towers on Derse's moon. You tell him to shut the hell up and continue his work.
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Post by Drakeon on Dec 5, 2016 22:55:58 GMT
> . . .
You look at the static screen with a face of disbelief. How dare she cut off your connection to her. You were becoming such great partners, and you were going to have that vile witch's head on a plate soon enough. Frowning, you look at the buttons in front of you. There must be some way to reconnect to her, but how? You consider pressing random keys, but that seems much too childish to actually work. But, you don't really have any other ideas...You input your name.
>WD
Nothing happens, making you frown once again. Why does technology have to be so troublesome? All you wanted to do was use the her to get vengeance on her. And him too, but he doesn't matter as much as her. She's the true villain. Even if it was him who did most of the work, she was the one you despised. You begin contemplating how much you hate her, and why you hate her, and how you'll have her kill her, and how you'll have her kill him afterwards, but mostly how she'll get killed by her....
> . . .
The screen in front of you flashes back on, and you find yourself looking at her again. And she's looking at you. You can see the suspicion in her eyes. She doesn't trust you one bit. Maybe if you...Well, she knows you're here, so no harm in trying.
>"Hello?"
She continues staring at you, but asks what your name is. You typed it earlier, but suppose that you can type it again.
>"WD"
She wants to know if you know who AD is.
>"No, I do not know of her."
She wants to know why you're spying on her.
>"I want her dead, just like you."
She smirks, thinking about how this could possibly work out. You smile. You can help her now.
>"It is real. You can achieve it, and so can they."
She frowns again. She still doesn't trust you. Just a bit more convincing. You decide to play mind games with her. She should like that.
>"I see you doubt me, but you really doubt yourself. You already know the truth."
She turns away from you and continues towards a house in the distance, yet, she doesn't cut you off again. Progress.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 9, 2016 8:30:04 GMT
> Evan: Speak to the friend who may be Frankenstein's assistant
[10:17] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 22:17 -- [10:18] CA: Oh! You're back! [10:18] CA: Thank goodness, I was kind of worried... [10:18] FM: <You saw that, didn't you?> [10:19] FM: <These monsters are getting more and more fucking brutal every second.> [10:19] CA: Yeah, I'm starting to notice that as well [10:20] CA: Are you alright? The sudden cutoff we had during our last conversation kinda startled me... [10:20] FM: <Yes, it's just that one of these damn giants teleported straight up to me.> [10:21] FM: <And not only that, they seem to have gotten another transformation.> [10:21] CA: Oh no... [10:21] CA: Things just seem to be getting worse. [10:21] CA: And worse. [10:21] CA: and worse! [10:22] FM: <Yes. And even THAT is not the worst part.> [10:23] FM: <These things are now able to shoot us from distance with energy bolts.> [10:23] CA: ... [10:24] CA: You know I'm starting to get really eager to leave this weird planet... [10:24] FM: <Thank god for my blinding fraymotif, otherwise I probably wouldn't be making it out alive.> [10:24] FM: <And rightfully so. I am currently approaching your house. > [10:25] FM: <...Have you met Shay yet? If not, wait for her, then we gather on the roof, repair all of our equipment and get the fuck out of here.> [10:25] CA: I think shay is pretty well on her way here. [10:26] FM: <Okay. Go to the roof and look down - you should notice me approaching.> [10:27] CA: Uh, okay? [10:27] CA: I'll look, give me a bit.
As you said you would, you look outside. In the distance you do in fact see Igor.
[10:28] CA: I think I see you. [10:28] FM: <Yes, I also see you.> [10:28] FM: <And one more thing.> [10:29] FM: <You know how the monsters' traits are decided by whatever is thrown into these sprite things before you enter the game?> [10:29] CA: Yeah? [10:29] CA: I think I've noticed that. [10:29] FM: <Well, you know what this means> [10:29] FM: <These new traits probably aren't local to the mobs on this planet.> [10:30] CA: Well I am absolutely flabbergasted by how bad thigns are getting... [10:31] FM: <And if so... then the ENTIRETY of this fucking game is most likely about to get absolutely DESTROYED by glitches.> [10:31] CA: Ugh, well I suppose our entire session is near screwed. [10:32] FM: <If that's what Mark meant, I wouldn't be surprised.> [10:32] FM: <It's just...> [10:32] FM: <There HAS to be some way out.> [10:32] CA: I dunno, maybe theres some way to reset the game? [10:32] FM: <There just HAS to.> [10:33] FM: <I mean, probably? But then, what would happen to us?> [10:33] CA: Yeah, I don't like the idea very much either. [10:33] FM: <We are kind of INSIDE this game's world, you know.> [10:34] CA: Yeah, on a bit of a lighter note, I think one of the snake consorts got into my house.. [10:35] CA: Although if he was able to get in, the imps probably are going to get in too. [10:35] FM: <I mean, they are most likely looking for places to hide after the disaster happened.> [10:35] FM: <All the villages are gone.> [10:36] CA: Yeah, Do you think I should captchalogue the guy? [10:37] FM: <And the imps? They have been able to TELEPORT practically from the very start, so that shouldn't be surprising.> [10:37] CA: I feel kinda bad for him... [10:37] CA: Or her... [10:37] CA: How do I tell if it's a guy or a girl snake? [10:37] FM: <And yes, take it with you. They are scared and need cover.> [10:38] FM: <Doesn't really matter especially considering the exact damn situation we are in currently.> [10:38] CA: Yeah I have no clue how we are going to get through this situation... [10:40] FM: <Yet there just HAS to be a way out.> [10:40] CA: Unless we can find a way to get rid of that glitch goblin and his glitchlettes, I think our chances are slim at best [10:41] FM: <One of the phone upgrades I've made seems to be able to access the code of this game itself...> [10:42] FM: <Problem is, even though I've written a few mods and even a game of my own... I have absolutely fucking ZERO experience at hacking.> [10:42] FM: <So it will take a while at BEST.> [10:43] CA: Maybe we could first try to modify some game values or something. Maybe we might end up giving someone a bunch of grist. [10:43] CA: Honestly the only experience with programing experience i've had is that Scratch thing online, and even then I wasn't all that good at it. [10:45] FM: <Okay. But even then...> [10:45] FM: <Those glitches have also shown to be able to irreparably damage items by fucking up their card codes.> [10:46] CA: I suppose us modifying stuff could either make things worse or better... [10:49] CA: I dunno, maybe you could send me the code for the phone mod thing you made. [10:49] FM: <Yes. And that's why we have to be extra careful with this.> [10:49] FM: <Yeah, the code is...> [10:50] FM: <FWLLRLTY> [10:50] CA: I'll keep that around... [10:51] CA: I'll look at that later when we aren't in a hurry to leave the planet. [10:51] FM: <Also, keep in mind that the programming language on this thing is also entirely different and rather... strange.> [10:51] FM: <I'm only starting to get used to it.> [10:52] FM: <Thankfully, it's one of the few things in the entirety of my sylladex that managed to NOT get fucked up.> [10:53] CA: Wait, If I captchalogue the snake his card might get screwed up as well. [10:53] CA: I think I might just carry him... [10:53] FM: <Yes.> [10:54] FM: <So, see you when I get there. These mobs are already surrounding me AGAIN.> [10:55] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 22:55 --
Well you suppose you're going on a snake hunt. > Evan: Hunt for snakes.It isn't very hard to find him/her/it is hissing very loudly. > Evan: Approach the snake with caution.For some reason that you are not sure of, you decide to go more carefully than you were before towards the snake. The snake yells "Page!", and slithers up to you. You suppose the snake won't be hurting you anything soon. > Evan: Now collect your items, It is important to remember to bring everything! I remember this one ti-
You decide to grab your stuff and go upstairs, hopefully you won't be ambushed by any weird monsters.
The snake follows.
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Post by solidvaporizer on Dec 23, 2016 16:06:08 GMT
>Be Igor. You are now Igor a bit in the past. Everything around you seems to have changed. The landscape is different: instead of purple hills and mountains, you are now on a chain of islands surrounded by what seems to be a literal ocean of blood, with giant pulsating tendrils reaching out and arcing over the terrain... Many areas are unrecognizeable altogether, with those strange colourful artifacts from before corrupting them... There is a cave nearby, however it too seems to have been glitched up. ...You feel a bit dizzy. What... happened? This must have been the work of the spectre that just teleported up to you, now seemingly having changed its shape to an amorphous, unrecognizeable mess... You panic internally. Even though almost everything in this game - or, rather, realm - still seems quite a bit alien in the context of the world you lived in before, you have a strong feeling that THIS in particular is not supposed to happen at all. Everything around you is glitched up. Your weapons are damaged, and your jetpack is non-functional. Many of the items you are carrying around have been changed to irrelevantly random, dysfunctional objects... Thankfully, your phone and your guitar are still intact at the very least. But just what the hell are you going to do without your blades? And what about Evan and... SHE is on that planet too, isn't it?! If this is what Clem's been telling Mark about, then you wouldn't be surprised... But then... You suddenly can't understand anything anymore. You just hope that everything will be okay in the end... that she will be okay too... >Calm down. Get into a safe corner and then plan it out... You do exactly so, going into a part of the cave that is not corrupted. You see a transportalizer there. Could it be... >Use transportalizer. Unfortunately, it seems to be broken. Nevertheless, this place seems to be safe for a bit... though you don't know how long it will be. >Check on crew. You take out your phone and open your chat client. Shay is online. You could not be more relieved at this point. >Pester Shay. [09:45] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering adumbratingGrace [AG] at 21:45 -- [09:45] FM: <Shay?> [09:45] -- adumbratingGrace [AG] changed their mood to CHUMMY -- [09:45] -- adumbratingGrace [AG] changed their mood to PROTECTIVE -- [09:46] FM: <Are you okay?> [09:46] AG: Of c*urse, why w*uldn*t I be? [09:46] FM: <Where are you currently> [09:46] FM: <because some shit is going down here at LOMAP> [09:47] FM: <if this place can even be called LOMAP now> [09:47] AG: LOMAP? [09:47] FM: <you know> [09:47] FM: <evan's planet> [09:47] FM: <the one where we met the last time before going back to grind mobs> [09:47] AG: Well, that just happens t* be where I am headed t* at the m*ment. [09:48] FM: <well> [09:48] AG: What *s currently *ccur*ng there? [09:48] FM: <the damn ghost returned> [09:48] FM: <the whole fucking planet is covered in glitches> [09:49] FM: <just go there and you'll fucking see for yourself> [09:49] AG: A gh*st *f gl*tches...h*w *nterest*ng [09:49] FM: <I honestly don't even know what the hell is even happening anymore> [09:50] FM: <Am I finally going insane over all this apocalypse shit>?> [09:50] AG: ...D* the gl*tches have any v*s*ble effect *n human l*fe as *f n*w? [09:51] FM: <well the thing is, I don't actually know> [09:51] FM: <for all, they might have already started affecting me> [09:51] FM: <the consort villages are gone> [09:51] AG: ...Why are y*u st*ll there then? [09:52] FM: <my jetpack doesn't seem to be working> [09:52] FM: <all known transportalizers have malfunctioned> [09:52] FM: <the gates are all glitchy> [09:53] AG: ...What ab*ut Evan? Is he f*ne? [09:53] FM: <and this is all surrounded with some fucking ocean of blood with giant veins> [09:53] FM: <I don't know> [09:53] FM: <He doesn't seem to be online> [09:54] FM: <I at least hope he's okay> [09:54] FM: <because all we know> [09:54] FM: <one player dies = the entire crew is doomed> [09:54] AG: C*rrect, I*m *n my way n*w. [09:55] FM: <and once again... just please, be careful> [09:55] FM: <okay?> [09:55] AG: Of c*urse. [09:56] AG: Oh, and *ne m*re quest**n. [09:56] FM: <what> [09:56] AG: Have y*u reached the t*p *f y*ur Echeladder yet? [09:56] FM: <yes, in fact, I just so happened to finish it before the fucking glitch disaster hit> [09:57] AG: G**d, I have as well. We*ll need *ur full strength f*r what *s t* c*me. [09:57] FM: <yeah, especially considering stuff like THIS> [09:58] FM: <Also> [09:58] FM: <Mark has been reporting some "strange voice in his head" or something> [09:59] AG: Interest*ng. What d*d he say ab*ut th*s v**ce? [09:59] FM: <he said something about it being some "shouty girl"> [10:00] AG: I supp*se I sh*uld talk t* h*m ab*ut th*s. [10:00] FM: <who apparently calls herself "AD"> [10:01] AG: Alr*ght, I*m g**ng t* make the jump t* Evan*s planet n*w. [10:01] FM: <have you experienced anything like that too? or are we just individually going insane?> [10:02] AG: It*s just the game mess*ng w*th *ur m*nds. [10:02] AG: Keep a calm head, and y*u*ll be f*ne. [10:02] FM: <yeah most likely> [10:02] AG: I have accepted that everyth*ng *s crazy at th*s p**nt, readjust*ng myself t* th*s new n*rmal*ty. [10:03] AG: I recc*mend y*u d* the same. [10:03] FM: <Okay.> [10:04] AG: I may g* *ffl*ne f*r a wh*le after th*s jump. [10:04] AG: D*n*t d*e *n me wh*le I*m *ff. [10:05] FM: <Of course I won't.> [10:06] AG: Of c*urse, but *t never hurts t* say *t. Just d*n*t d* anyth*ng stup*d and I*ll try t* make c*ntact w*th y*u *nce I arr*ve. [10:06] AG: G**dbye f*r n*w [10:06] -- adumbratingGrace [AG] ceased pestering flamingMetalworks [FM] at 22:06 --
She's okay. That's what matters... and... are these glitches getting into your mind or something? For some reason, you feel... wrong. >Head towards Evan's house. ...That's the plan. You get there, you meet up with Evan and Shay, you fix or replace the equipment, you get the hell out of here. On your way to the house, Evan finally goes online too. Good. >Pester him. [07:04] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 07:04 -- [07:04] FM: <Evan> [07:04] FM: <Are you okay> [07:04] CA: Yeah. [07:04] FM: <Where are you currently?> [07:04] FM: <You're cutting to offline and back for me> [07:04] CA: I'm in my house, although I think where exactly my house is has moved. [07:05] CA: I think my land may have changed. [07:05] CA: There are glitches and stuff everywhere. [07:05] FM: <okay> [07:05] FM: <so you are on the same land as me> [07:06] CA: Yeah, Shay did say she thought you were in my land. [07:07] FM: <now> [07:07] FM: <the damn gates seem to be damaged> [07:08] FM: <I can see your house in the distance> ...
You have already seen this conversation. Though as you are about to continue towards the house, one of the giants teleports right up to you... ...Shit. Not only are your weapons broken, this thing seem to have gotten another upgrade from somewhere. It is surrounded almost completely in glitches, has almost white glowing eyes, and, for some reason, looks more... feminine? White glowing orbs gather around him before shooting into your direction. You swiftly dodge, but... how long can you sustain this for? You eject one of the unrecognizeable objects from your sylladex into it, however, it doesn't seem to do much... >Fraymotif level 2: Illumination An aura of light surrounds you before concentrating into a blinding beam striking the monster in the head. The glitches around the giant clear momentarily, and it teleports away. That was close. >Pester Evan once again. [01:17] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 13:17 -- [01:18] CA: Oh! You're back! [01:18] CA: Thank goodness, I was kind of worried... [01:18] FM: <You saw that, didn't you?> [01:19] FM: <These monsters are getting more and more fucking brutal every second.> [01:19] CA: Yeah, I'm starting to notice that as well [01:19] CA: Are you alright? The sudden cutoff we had during our last conversation kinda startled me... [01:20] FM: <Yes, it's just that one of these damn giants teleported straight up to me.> [01:20] FM: <And not only that, they seem to have gotten another transformation.> [01:21] CA: Oh no... [01:21] CA: Things just seem to be getting worse. [01:21] CA: And worse. [01:21] CA: and worse! [01:22] FM: <Yes. And even THAT is not the worst part.> [01:22] FM: <These things are now able to shoot us from distance with energy bolts.> [01:23] CA: ... ...
We have already seen this conversation. >Continue towards the house. Thankfully, no more mobs appear on your way to the house. It is relatively quiet, with only the sounds of the blood ocean and the chaotic hum of the glitches in the air. >Meet up with Evan. [09:19] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 09:19 -- [09:19] FM: <Hello there once again> [09:19] CA: Oh thank goodness, I was kinda worried. [09:19] CA: Oh, I mean, Hi! [09:20] FM: <yeah, thankfully no more of these abominations appeared on the way> [09:20] FM: <And yeah, let me show you...> [09:21] FM: <Let me just fucking show you what these damn glitches did to my BASICALLY EVERYTHING> [09:21] CA: Oh, [09:22] CA: Well I am sincerely glad I did not captchalogue the snake... [09:22] FM: <Yep.> [09:24] FM: <"Arab's Pothairs"? "Cursed Metalbrick"?> [09:24] FM: <Like seriously what the fuck is even that shit> [09:24] CA: Since you got here, I wonder how far off Shay is from here. [09:25] FM: <Not too far most likely> [09:25] FM: <My weapons unfortunately got fucked up too... thankfully, we can at least repair them I think> [09:26] CA: Uh, I think I have knives in the kitchen that you could use. [09:26] FM: <When I servered Mark, I saw one device in the server inventory menu that I could not afford at the time> [09:27] CA: What was that device? [09:27] FM: <I think it was called the "Repair Station"> [09:27] FM: <And if so, that's just what we want> [09:28] CA: Hmm, I don't think I've servered for anyone yet. So possibly I could deploy that? [09:28] CA: I dunno... [09:28] FM: <It costs like a hundred thousand regular grist, which at that point we have> [09:28] FM: <The problem is, once again> [09:28] FM: <The device would have to be deployed on our side> [09:28] FM: <So we'll have to call either Clem or Aria... neither of whose are fucking online.> [09:29] CA: Whose land do you think we're going to, anyway? [09:29] CA: I mean the glitches have kinda screwed up the gates. [09:30] FM: <We might as well be going into the middle of fucking nowhere.> [09:31] CA: Wait, Can you breathe in the space inbetween planets? Because if we can't we'll be fuckiing screwed [09:31] FM: <Thankfully, we can, so that's a bonus point for the game's physics.> [09:32] CA: I think we definitely should go somewhere else. [09:32] CA: At least if we go somewhere random, there won't be glitches everywhere. [09:34] FM: <Well yeah... but have you considered the possibility that the gate would also do something to US?> [09:35] CA: Oh God, Do you think that we could just fly to another planet? [09:35] FM: <I mean, we have fucking JETPACKS, that work fairly well in fact, so yes> [09:35] FM: <In fact, Shay is doing exactly that.> [09:36] CA: I think there happens to be a car in the garage, maybe we could alchemize a rocket car or something. [09:36] CA: I have no clue. [09:36] FM: <I think all we need to do is just wait for Shay, then duplicate her upgraded jetpack and get the fuck out of here that way.> [09:37] CA: Yeah, Who knows what would happen if we went into that gate. [09:37] CA: Maybe our DNA would fuse or something. [09:37] FM: <Rather not test it.> [09:37] CA: And with the snake, our DNA would be fucked up with snake genes... [09:37] FM: <I mean, it's entirely possible... and oh fuck no.> [09:38] CA: We would have to change Our names to Kha and be part of the prospitan freak show [09:39] FM: <and then just get killed by the imps because such a lifeform is not very well suited for survival even in this game> [09:40] CA: Yeah, but I'm definitely eager to just go somewhere with the jetpacks. [09:40] CA: Even if it takes quite a while to fly inbetween planets. [09:40] FM: <Yes, so I think that's the plan.> [09:42] CA: Although I don't think the snake will like the flight too much
>Wait for Shay. As you wait for her arrival, Clem goes online. You contact him and get him to place the REPAIR STATION. This device can reliably fix any broken or damaged objects at the cost of some grist, whether it be regular wear-out or unusual corruptions. You and Evan repair your weapons using it. [09:43] FM: <Also... What's that in the distance?> [09:44] FM: <I think... Yeah, that's... Shay.> [09:44] CA: Oh, Would you look at that. I think that's her! [09:45] FM: <Fucking FINALLY we can consider ourselves out of this mess...> [09:45] CA: Do you think I should grab a suitcase or something for the snake to sit in? [09:45] FM: <Provided, of course, it doesn't spread to other planets, but with that... We just have to hope for the best.> [09:46] CA: It would be bad if he were to bite me during the ride... [09:46] FM: <And yeah, get something like that> [09:46] CA: I'll go grab that from my fathers closet or something. [09:47] CA: I'll see you soon I suppose. [09:47] FM: <Yeah.> [09:47] FM: <See you.> [09:47] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 09:47 --
And... that's Shay. For some reason, you begin to feel anxious once again... >Decide on further actions. [09:13] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering adumbratingGrace [AG] at 21:13 -- [09:13] FM: <...Hello again?> [09:14] AG: G**d, y*u*re here. [09:14] AG: N*w we can all get *ut *f th*s place. [09:14] FM: <...Thank god you are okay. And yes.> [09:15] AG: N*t sure *f Evan t*ld y*u, but there*s a h*rde *f the gl*tched f*ll*w*ng after me. [09:15] FM: <The only thing we need to do is to... duplicate your jetpack as ours have been damaged by glitches> [09:15] AG: We*ll d* that *nce we get *ut *f here. [09:16] FM: <So... I got this repair station set up in time after all...> [09:16] AG: Y*u made a repa*r stat**n? [09:17] FM: <It is... one of the SBURB machines that I got Clem to deploy.> [09:17] FM: <...When the disaster happened, my weapons were severely damaged.> [09:18] FM: <Thankfully, this thing was able to fix them.> [09:18] FM: <And the only way to leave in the first place... seems to be using a jetpack.> [09:18] AG: Is there an uneffected p*rtal? [09:19] FM: <The gates and transportalizers around seem to be broken too.> [09:19] FM: <I... don't really know...> [09:19] FM: <But... I don't really want to risk it right now.> [09:20] FM: <For all, it could warp us straight out of the fucking existence.> [09:20] AG: H*w d* y*u supp*se we*ll evacuate w*th the use *f jetpacks then? [09:20] FM: <Well... With the latest upgrades, they seem to be powerful enough to let us fly from planet to planet...> [09:21] FM: <And... how do I explain it... there is this weird thing where you can actually breathe in the space between planets in this game> [09:22] FM: <...No, this came out wrong.> [09:22] AG: Even w*th the ab*l*ty t* breathe, I bel*eve that th*s endeav*r w*n*t be very t*me eff*c*ent. [09:22] FM: <But what other options... do we even have?> [09:22] AG: I d* have *ne alternat*ve. [09:23] AG: In my free t*me, I f*und myself *nvest*gat*ng transp*rtal*zers. [09:23] FM: <What is it? The planet-asteroid-planet teleporter shortcut is... broken, you know?> [09:23] FM: <Wait> [09:23] FM: <Did you actually find a working transportalizer> [09:24] AG: Well, yes and n*. [09:24] FM: <...How so?> [09:25] AG: Let*s just say, I g*t the c*de f*r a br*ken transp*rtal*zer and used that t* get the c*de f*r a w*rk*ng *ne. [09:26] AG: Of c*urse, the c*st t* make *ne *f th*se was astr*n*m*c. [09:26] FM: <...Interesting.> [09:26] AG: S* I ended up try*ng d*fferent c*mb*nat**ns, and eventually f*und a dev*ce that *s b*th w*th*n *ur grasp and useful. [09:26] FM: <What is it?> [09:27] AG: It*s th*s small dev*ce that, when act*vated, w*ll telep*rt *tself and the user t* a...g*ven sp*t. [09:28] FM: <Okay...> [09:28] AG: Thankfully the telep*rt*ng *mps have a l*t *f gr*st used t* make *t. [09:30] AG: Here, take th*s *ne.
She gives you a small glowing device with a button on it. [09:31] FM: <Okay. So I think that's the plan.> [09:31] AG: Y*u telep*rt *ver n*w, I*ll g* grab Evan and we*ll be r*ght beh*nd y*u. [09:31] FM: <Okay... Got it.> [09:32] AG: G**dbye f*r n*w, Ig*r. [09:32] FM: <...See you.>
You just press the button as fast as possible for some reason. After a flash of light, you appear on a transportalizer platform in a cave with large crystals scattered around. [09:32] FM: <...This just...> [09:32] FM: <...This all just came out wrong.> [09:32] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering adumbratingGrace [AG] at 21:32 --
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telaxius
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I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 23, 2016 23:27:39 GMT
> Evan: Talk to the Ninja Milk colored text Girl.
You walk up to Shay and begin to have a conversation with her.
[02:50] CA: Shay, It's good to see you're here!
[02:51] AG: Hell*, Evan. It *s g**d t* see y*u as well.
[02:51] CA: I'm really excited to get off this weird glitchy rock.
[02:53] AG: As am I.
[02:54] AG: I have already g*ven Ig*r a dev*ce t* get h*m *ff *f th*s planet, but, unf*rtunately, I *nly had *ne.
[02:54] CA: Where exactly did that take him?
[02:54] AG: T* be h*nest, I*m n*t ent*rely sure.
[02:55] AG: I was *n a rush when I left and d*dn*t have a chance t* test *t.
[02:55] CA: So we're going to have to fly over to some other planet.
[02:55] AG: It w*ll send h*m t* a transp*rtal*zer *ff the planet th*ugh.
[02:56] CA: I also got one of the snake consorts who happened to enter the house.
[02:56] AG: Oh.
[02:57] CA: I'm honestly not sure if I should captchalogue him or carry him with us.
[02:57] AG: He w*uld pr*bably be safer *f y*u captchal*gue h*m.
[02:58] CA: Yeah, but I just hope his card won't be corrupted.
[02:58] AG: He can be c*rrupted *uts*de *f a card as well.
[02:59] CA: Yeah, I think I'll just captchalogue him.
You do exactly what you said you would, and captchalogued the snake. You feel kinda bad about it, but it does seem a bit safer for both you and him.
After contemplating the options of repairing the snake's card if he got corrupted, you decide to look on the back of his card.
[03:00] AG: Alr*ght, s* I d* have a plan t* get y*u *ff th*s planet that d*esn*t requ*re a large am*unt *f t*me.
[03:00] AG: H*w far are y*u up y*ur echeladder?
[03:01] CA: I still have some rungs to climb up before I hit the top.
[03:01] CA: Also, could you remember the code "WmX8I4C3"? It's the snake's code.
[03:02] AG: C*ns*der *t mem*r*zed.
[03:02] CA: Okay, good.
[03:02] CA: So, I suppose you're saying I should get to the top of my echeladder before we leave?
[03:03] AG: M*re that I need y*u t* be at the t*p *f y*ur echeladder f*r a t*me effect*ve departure.
[03:04] CA: So, do you think we should fight some of these glitchy imps before we leave?
[03:04] AG: Yes, that w*ll be necessary *n *rder t* get y*u t* the t*p rung.
[03:05] CA: Hopefully these glitchy imps give more experience than the regular ones
[03:07] AG: H*pefully.
[03:07] AG: N*w, let*s get t* w*rk.
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Post by solidvaporizer on Dec 26, 2016 15:05:06 GMT
(OOC: Original Spreadsheet Link is broken, use this instead)
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Post by Drakeon on Jan 6, 2017 4:01:01 GMT
>Train
She seems very happy with what she is doing, helping the boy defeat the monsters in order to climb his echeladder. They have been at it for a while, killing those awful abominations with their weaponized sticks. While it is quite exciting to see the boy and girl at work, fighting, it has begun to get a bit repetitive. Yawning, you stretch and lean back, putting your feet on the table in front of you, very content that the boy will soon be killing her.
>. . .
Oh wait.
>That's a keyboard
The screen begins flashing a wide variety of colors, causing you to squint and cover your eyes. You quickly move your feet off of the keyboard, and the flashing stops. There's a pop up saying something about depleted uranium levels, but that's probably not important. You focus back on the girl. She seems to be looking at something on the rocks, next to a broken vase.
>Why are you on the ground?
There's no response. Oh. You facepalm for not realizing what had happened sooner, then curse at vases for once again putting the girl to sleep.
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telaxius
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I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 6, 2017 6:00:29 GMT
Meanwhile, several minutes before the vase incident... > Evan: Speak to Frankenstein's assistant again.[07:20] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 19:20 -- [07:20] FM: <Hello.> [07:20] CA: Igor, are you okay? I'm not sure where you went after you used that weird device thing. [07:21] FM: <Yes, Shay's teleporter thing worked, and now I'm on my planet> [07:21] CA: Oh good. [07:21] FM: <had to clean up some shit around the transportalizer, but that was no problem since my weapons are working now> [07:22] FM: <And what about you? Last time I checked, there was a huge fucking swarm of monsters approaching your location.> [07:23] CA: Wait, really? [07:23] FM: <Yes. Didn't you hear our conversation with Shay?> [07:23] CA: I wasn't trying to eavesdrop. [07:24] CA: Although I think I may have heard something similar, but I wasn't really listening. [07:25] FM: <Okay. So where are you currently? Still at the glitchy planet?> [07:26] CA: Yeah, I think shay wants me to get to the top of my echeladder before I leave. [07:26] FM: <Okay. That makes sense.> [07:26] FM: <And one more thing.> [07:26] CA: Yeah? [07:26] FM: <Have you bought any fraymotifs on your planet before the glitchy shit struck?> [07:27] CA: I only bought a few. [07:28] FM: <Yeah. Makes sense. Which ones were those, by the way?> [07:28] CA: I think I got a couple related to blood, one about space, and one related to doom [07:29] FM: <Okay. The space one would have to be yours and Mark's combo move.> [07:30] CA: Yeah I we could do that. [07:31] CA: I think that's how it works anyway. [07:31] CA: Wait, that response barely made sense. [07:31] FM: <Yes. As Clem told me, you can only use fraymotifs related to your aspect.> [07:33] CA: Yeah, I think the snake merchant told me it was a "Bloody Ssspaacy attack" [07:34] FM: <So, you seem to be fully prepared for this.> [07:35] FM: <When you reach the top of your echeladder, contact either me or Shay.> [07:35] FM: <Got it?> [07:35] CA: I think I might want to alchemize a new weapon maybe. [07:35] FM: <What is it> [07:35] CA: Yeah, got it. [07:36] CA: I was thinking of Combining the snake with the scopeshooter. [07:36] FM: <Let me just send you the codes for some of the ingredients once again in case they got glitched:> [07:36] FM: <ShiMM33r for the crystal shard for my planet> [07:36] FM: <from* goddamnit> [07:37] CA: Huh, I think I'e got the code for the snake somewhere in my pesterlog archives. [07:37] FM: <atH12DI3 for the book I used to get all of the shadow stuff.> [07:38] FM: <Also, what the fuck would a combination of a snake and a sniper rifle even do> [07:38] CA: Shoot snakes? [07:38] FM: <A rifle that shoots homing venomous snakes? yeah> [07:39] FM: <That sounds kind of cruel... but also kind of badass> [07:39] CA: Maybe it would just look cooler. [07:39] CA: I'm gonna just see what would happen. [07:39] FM: <Also, wait, I thought your weapon of choice was a shotgun.> [07:40] CA: I've got a scopeshooter. [07:40] FM: <nice> [07:41] CA: Alrighty, I'll see you on the flipside. [07:41] FM: <Yeah. See you.> [07:41] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 19:41 -- After finishing up that conversation, you decide that if an oncoming storm of enemies is coming, you're gonna need some stronger equipment.
SCOPESHOOTER && SNAKE CONSORTHonestly you're kind of unwilling to punch the card the snake is in, so you just use a spare card instead. This combination creates a SSSNAKESSSHOOTER, everything in this shotgun is snake themed. It's actually really intricately carved. It only accepts special ammunition that is snake shaped. This thing kinda blows, but at least it kinda looks pretty. SCOPESHOOTER && CRYSTAL SHARDThis makes the QUARTZAPPER, this thing is a lot more practical. It seems to automatically shoot out crystals without any ammo. These bullets seem pretty sharp. This might be useful. As soon as you look over this new gun, you hear a crashing behind you.
Years in the Future...An Innocuous Auditor wanders with his cart of treasures. This cart is filled with various DVD's, CD's, and other miscellaneous objects he's found around the wasteland. This sandy dessert has no buildings or ruins for miles, just sand dunes. The Innocuous Auditor is jolted when the front wheel of the shopping cart he's dragging around hits a metal hatch in the ground. > IA: Open Hatch, but take your treasures with you.The Auditor gives an expression that pretty much says "Of course I was going to do that!". He very quickly retrieves a large satchel from the shopping cart and quickly shoves the rest of the items of the cart into it.
The Hatch opens, and the Auditor enters.
> IA: Investigate room.After entering, he looks around. This is a room that he could compare to a bunker, with very bland metal walls with a few contraptions. He notably sees a monitor and keyboard in a corner of the room, and several large vault looking contraptions. He has no clue how to open the vaults, so the monitor seems like his best bet. > IA: Play minesweeper on computer.After quickly investigating the monitor and keyboard, he immediately sees this is just some sort of command center with no games on it at all. However, he does see a young boy on the monitor. However, this boy is doing nothing entertaining or interesting, he's just sitting there sleeping.
He feels like he can somehow send a message to him. He immediately types "Wake Up", and the boy on the monitor wakes up.
The boy on the monitor is really slow, and is tidying up his bed at a snails pace. The Auditor just sits there, with an expression that nearly screams "This is going to be a long day."
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Post by solidvaporizer on Jan 8, 2017 5:43:00 GMT
You are now Igor. As the initial flash and the dizziness from the teleportation wears off, you notice that you are not quite alone in this cave. There are quite a bit of underlings there and even a couple of Dersite carapacians playing poker on a table they have set up. That guy always cheats. But now he's cheated for the final time. >Igor: Flip table. With two swift slices, the heads of the carapacians fall off to the ground. You flip the table just in time as the underlings fire their newly-acquired energy shots. The table is trashed, however, you are unharmed. You then throw one of your blades into the crowd of underlings. Upon hitting one of them, it explodes into a volley of razor sharp crystal shards, taking out many of the lesser monsters. The blade then reappears in your hand, forming out of a black silhouette. >Igor: STRIFE A dragon-like underling as well as a few other ones teleport up to you, however, they shouldn't be a problem anymore since your weapons are fully repaired. You use your FRAYMOTIFS to blind the monsters(which also scares some of them away), then your blades do the rest of the work. Before long, the cave is cleared. >Report to Evan. [10:19] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 10:19 -- [10:19] FM: <Hello.> [10:20] CA: Igor, are you okay? I'm not sure where you went after you used that weird device thing. [10:20] FM: <Yes, Shay's teleporter thing worked, and now I'm on my planet> [10:20] CA: Oh good. [10:21] FM: <had to clean up some shit around the transportalizer, but that was no problem since my weapons are working now> [10:21] FM: <And what about you? Last time I checked, there was a huge fucking swarm of monsters approaching your location.> [10:22] CA: Wait, really? [10:23] FM: <Yes. Didn't you hear our conversation with Shay?> [10:23] CA: I wasn't trying to eavesdrop. [10:23] CA: Although I think I may have heard something similar, but I wasn't really listening. [10:24] FM: <Okay. So where are you currently? Still at the glitchy planet?> [10:25] CA: Yeah, I think shay wants me to get to the top of my echeladder before I leave. [10:25] FM: <Okay. That makes sense.> [10:25] FM: <And one more thing.> [10:25] CA: Yeah? [10:26] FM: <Have you bought any fraymotifs on your planet before the glitchy shit struck?> [10:26] CA: I only bought a few. [10:27] FM: <Yeah. Makes sense. Which ones were those, by the way?> [10:28] CA: I think I got a couple related to blood, one about space, and one related to doom [10:29] FM: <Okay. The space one would have to be yours and Mark's combo move.> [10:29] CA: Yeah I we could do that. [10:30] CA: I think that's how it works anyway. [10:31] CA: Wait, that response barely made sense. [10:31] FM: <Yes. As Clem told me, you can only use fraymotifs related to your aspect.> [10:32] CA: Yeah, I think the snake merchant told me it was a "Bloody Ssspaacy attack" [10:34] FM: <So, you seem to be fully prepared for this.> [10:34] FM: <When you reach the top of your echeladder, contact either me or Shay.> [10:34] FM: <Got it?> [10:34] CA: I think I might want to alchemize a new weapon maybe. [10:34] FM: <What is it> [10:34] CA: Yeah, got it. [10:35] CA: I was thinking of Combining the snake with the scopeshooter. [10:35] FM: <Let me just send you the codes for some of the ingredients once again in case they got glitched:> [10:36] FM: <ShiMM33r for the crystal shard for my planet> [10:36] FM: <from* goddamnit> [10:36] CA: Huh, I think I'e got the code for the snake somewhere in my pesterlog archives. [10:37] FM: <atH12DI3 for the book I used to get all of the shadow stuff.> [10:37] FM: <Also, what the fuck would a combination of a snake and a sniper rifle even do> [10:38] CA: Shoot snakes? [10:38] FM: <A rifle that shoots homing venomous snakes? yeah> [10:38] FM: <That sounds kind of cruel... but also kind of badass> [10:38] CA: Maybe it would just look cooler. [10:38] CA: I'm gonna just see what would happen. [10:38] FM: <Also, wait, I thought your weapon of choice was a shotgun.> [10:39] CA: I've got a scopeshooter. [10:39] FM: <nice> [10:40] CA: Alrighty, I'll see you on the flipside. [10:40] FM: <Yeah. See you.> [10:40] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 10:40 --
With that out of the way, you venture out of the cave. The calm, misty landscape of your planet greets you. What a relieving change of pace after everything that happened on Evan's planet. ...Though you have absolutely no idea where you even are relative to the house. Goddamn mist. >Check on Mark to try and figure this out. [10:54] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering chemicallyVoidarmy [CV] at 22:54 -- [10:54] CV: Oh, hey. [10:55] FM: <Hello Mark.> [10:55] FM: <So, you might actually be right in the sense that our session is fucking doomed.> [10:55] CV: Damn it I didn't want to be right about this [10:56] FM: <Long story short, the ghost came back. OH MAN IT DID.> [10:56] CV: I'm getting close to my third gate [10:56] FM: <Okay. Don't go in just yet> [10:56] CV: I'm not sure how much it matters but I guess I'm kinda important [10:57] FM: <because given the most recent circumstances... you might literally end up in fucking hell> [10:57] CV: Wait what [10:57] FM: <THE ENTIRE.> [10:57] FM: <FUCKING. PLANET.> [10:57] FM: <THAT EVAN IS ON.> [10:57] CV: Shit [10:57] FM: <IT'S ALL SHITTY NOW> [10:58] CV: Well uh [10:58] FM: <And you know what's worse?> [10:58] CV: I mean the gate technically is supposed to lead to somewhere else on your planet butbut [10:58] FM: <Many of the monsters seem to be glitched, and not only that, they seem to be SPREADING the glitches.> [10:59] CV: Well now your advice is plausible again [10:59] CV: Motherfucker [11:00] FM: <I don't know if any other gates or transportalizers got fucked up, and I'd rather not risk it.> [11:00] CV: Yeah [11:00] CV: But I gotta do something somehow, right? [11:00] FM: <Look closely into it for any kind of disturbances. If there is EVEN A SINGLE TRACE of the fucking glitches, then STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM IT.> [11:01] CV: Uh [11:01] CV: Okay [11:01] FM: <One more thing: Monsters are now able to fire bolts of energy to attack you at range.> [11:02] CV: God damn it [11:02] CV: Where's Larry when you need him [11:02] FM: <Yeah. We will need all the help we can get.> [11:03] FM: <Have you bought any other fraymotifs, by the way?> [11:03] CV: I was kinda banking on me going through this gate and looking for the gate to return to my planet [11:03] FM: <Because one of them literally saved my fucking ass back on Evan's planet.> [11:03] CV: So I could buy more [11:03] FM: <Okay. If the gate is clear, go through it.> [11:04] CV: Well [11:04] CV: It seems like it [11:04] CV: I'm going through that gate. [11:04] FM: <Okay.> [11:05] FM: <So, where did it lead you? I assuming one of the consort villages, as usual.> [11:05] FM: <I'm*> [11:05] CV: Yeah [11:05] CV: I see buildings and stuff [11:06] CV: It's pretty foggy even now [11:06] FM: <It is called the land of MIST and crystals for a reason> [11:07] FM: <Now, buy ALL the fraymotifs you can get.> [11:07] FM: <I can transfer some of my cash if you need it> [11:07] CV: I got [11:07] CV: Uh [11:07] FM: <I got quite a bit during my latest grind> [11:08] CV: I mean I got some boonbucks from some levelling [11:10] CV: Got a hundred boonbucks [11:10] FM: <I got about 500, thankfully, it wasn't affected by the glitches.> [11:11] CV: Neat [11:11] CV: Okay, what do we have here... [11:14] CV: Twin Supernova is expensive as shit and it's black and yellow [11:15] FM: <yeah, it's like 10000 or so> [11:15] CV: Darklight Pulse is less expensive [11:16] FM: <Okay, how much is it> [11:16] CV: As in it's actually reasonably affordable like 50 or some shit [11:16] CV: I didn't really check I just know it's less than 600 [11:17] FM: <Okay then, let me just wire you the cash... > [11:17] FM: <Here.> [11:17] CV: Thanks for all this shit [11:17] CV: Got Darklight Pulse [11:17] FM: <Okay. Good.> [11:18] CV: It was a lot more than 50 [11:18] CV: It was 400 [11:18] CV: Let's see what else we got here [11:20] CV: There's a shitload of dark red ones [11:20] CV: Dark red plus a few more [11:20] FM: <these gotta be for another player> [11:21] CV: Yeah probably [11:22] CV: There's one that says 'Photon Readings Negative' and another that says 'Twilight Zone' [11:22] CV: They're blue and black [11:23] FM: <That sounds intriguing> [11:25] FM: <what colour was your main one, again?> [11:25] CV: Black [11:25] CV: I think 'C-Moonlight' is 150 [11:25] FM: <Okay.> [11:26] CV: Did it just combine 'C-Moon' and 'Sonata Moonlight' or whatever [11:26] FM: <Well probably> [11:26] CV: Should I buy this [11:26] FM: <Go for it.> [11:26] CV: Okay then [11:26] CV: Bought it, how do I wire whatever I can left? [11:26] FM: <On a side note... Actually, we are one the same planet right now.> [11:27] FM: <There was like one working teleporter on Evan's> [11:27] CV: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU [11:27] FM: <I don't really know. Goddamn mist.> [11:27] FM: <Actually, let me just...>
>ILLUMINATE upwards [11:28] FM: <Did you see an upward flash of light? If so, then that's where I am.> [11:28] CV: Oh shit I do see it [11:28] CV: I'm flying in your general direction [11:29] FM: <Okay. I think... Yeah, I see you now.>
>Reunite with best bro Mark. [11:29] CV: Holy shit it's you [11:30] FM: <really glad to see you in person once again> [11:31] CV: That's a neat shirt dude [11:32] FM: <Thankfully, it didn't get fucked up by the glitches> [11:33] CV: Should we do the awkward first meeting embrace or are we still scared of glitches [11:33] FM: <None of us seem to be glitched, so let's fucking do it> [11:34] CV: WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN [11:36] CV: Fuckin- fuckign incredible. [11:36] FM: <Yeah> [11:36] CV: You have no idea how hard it is to pronounce that misspelling. [11:36] FM: <Now let's test this yellow and black thing> [11:36] CV: Alright [11:36] CV: On count of three? [11:37] FM: <Yes.> [11:37] FM: <One...> [11:37] FM: <Two...> [11:37] CV: Three! [11:37] FM: <GO> [11:37] CV: Darklight Pulse! [11:38] FM: <Man that is strong> [11:39] CV: This is gonna be great for when we take on some strong fucking foes [11:39] FM: <we can feel the shockwave even from this far> [11:39] FM: <yeah> [11:39] FM: <especially those fucking giants that started to appear as of recently> [11:39] CV: Well what the fuck do we do now [11:40] FM: <I mean, I guess just... be awesome?> [11:40] FM: <Are you still on the top of your echeladder, by the way?> [11:41] FM: <*no goddamnit> [11:42] FM: <...Have you reached the top of your echeladder yet?> [11:42] CV: Uh [11:43] CV: Kinda almost like 1 or 2 ranks away [11:43] CV: What waits for me at the top? [11:44] FM: <I think Clem said something about a special ability related to our "role" in this game> [11:44] CV: Well then [11:45] CV: Do we just [11:45] CV: I dunno [11:45] CV: Dream? [11:45] CV: I mean you did mention something about a planet turning into hell [11:45] CV: So we might want to put that off [11:45] FM: <Well maybe> [11:46] FM: <I'm... a little tired after everything that has happened> [11:46] CV: So do we just lie down and stare at the mist [11:46] CV: Is that what bros do [11:46] FM: <Yeah> [11:46] FM: <Pretty much> [11:46] CV: Okay [11:47] CV: Good-whatever-fucking-time-it-is [11:47] FM: <Good-night.> [11:48] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering chemicallyVoidarmy [CV] at 23:48 --
>Space out. You do so and fly around Prospit for a while. In the clouds, you see a few visions: of a Dersite you do not recognize, of a strange tablet with a glowing red spiral carved into it, of Aria standing in her room in a rather... peculiar outfit, of what seems to be a barren desert... And the last one... What the hell is even up with this cloud? It seems to be strangely colourful and pixelated, showing only strange static...
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Post by swampmist on Jan 8, 2017 7:17:48 GMT
--> Swampmist: Take over for the young songstress Whatever is that supposed to mean? You are still the same old Aria! You've been looking out at the beautiful red sky above you, inspired to attempt a bit of free-hand work on one of your many musical instruments! the beauty of it matches the scenery perfectly, the fire in your heat matching the heat of the world around you... Ah, wait! You must have spaced out, you have friends to play with! You rush back over to your computer, and see that pesterchum has been off for some time! Oh no, what shall your dearest friends think?! Without you their harmony cannot be completed, and that just cannot do! You sit down, with a glass of delicious red juice that you obtained from the kitchen earlier, and fire up pesterchum after your long absense! --> Oh, look, There's one of your friends now! You feel oh so loved!
[10:54] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering temporalConductor [TC] at 10:54 --
[10:54] FM: <Hello, Aria.>
[10:55] TC: Hi!
[10:55] FM: <Glad to see you're FINALLY online and available.>
[10:56] TC: Yeah, sorry, I have been looking around
[10:56] TC: It really is a beutiful day outside...
[10:56] FM: <I was getting a bit worried that something might have happen to you, ESPECIALLY with those fucking phantom things or whatever appearing in your house>
[10:56] FM: <yeah it is>
[10:56] TC: Not a cloud in the sky1
[10:57] FM: <and a fucking meteorite is going to strike soon so you have to get into this goddamn game FAST>
[10:57] TC: Ah, yay I get to join you guys!
[10:57] TC: Well, I tried to get everything set up!
[10:57] FM: <Yeah.>
[10:58] FM: <You 'tried'?>
[10:59] FM: <this is obviously implying something went wrong>
[10:59] TC: Yeah, I must have missed some stuff, since there's still not as much space as I remember making...
[10:59] TC: But, that's fine!
[10:59] FM: <or is it just my fucking paranoid thinking after all of the shit that happened to me in the game>
[10:59] TC: Everything is gonna be fine!
[11:00] FM: <sure fucking hope so>
[11:01] TC: Now, I have the client installed already!
[11:01] FM: <Good.>
[11:01] TC: So I'm ready to connect when you all are!
[11:02] FM: <So, as far as I know, Evan still has his server available.>
[11:04] FM: <Now, one more thing.>
[11:04] FM: <You've reported strange sightings in your house in the past.>
[11:04] TC: Yeah, but they seem to have cleared up now!
[11:05] FM: <So, try to enter the game ASAP and if they ever show up again, message me IMMEDIATELY.>
[11:05] TC: Yeah, of course!
[11:06] TC: We need to work together!
[11:06] TC: Like a roaring symphony!
[11:06] FM: <Yeah, basically.>
[11:07] TC: Ok, I'll put the finishing touches on everything while I wait for Evan!
[11:09] FM: <Okay. He'll most likely be available in a moment.>
[11:09] TC: It is a very nice day outside...
[11:09] -- temporalConductor [TC] ceased pestering flamingMetalworks [FM] at 11:09 --
--> You sip your juicy red drink, gazing back out at the world around you as you do. All of the people are so happy, they are singing a glorious symphony in your honor! They know that you are about to be their savior, and who ever should be better? They are so very nice though; they always did come out to watch the concerts your aunt put on, though they have a strange fascination for white and orange... Ah, such a cool drink, for such a beautiful day... --> Oh, another one of your friends is on! You don't believe Tory has entered the game yet, so now is the perfect time to speak to her! Oh, and on such a beautiful day too!
[12:28] -- temporalConductor [TC] began pestering thaumaTectrix at 12:28 --
[12:28] TC: Hey Tory!
[12:28] TC: Beutiful day, is it not?
[12:29] TT: Yeah it's a really beautiful day out there right now I love it
[12:30] TC: Not a cloud in the sky!
[12:30] TT: Not a one indeed
[12:31] TC: So, have you gotten into the game yet?
[12:31] TC: I am oh so excited to join in on the fun!
[12:33] TT: Not yet but I'll get there I'm pretty excited too
[12:34] TC: So much excitement!
[12:34] TC: But, it certainly sounds dangerous!
[12:35] TT: Yeah a lot of of fun! What sounds dangerous about it?
[12:36] TC: Well, if everything goes well, there should be no danger!
[12:36] TC: But still, with how mantic the others are, we must be prepared!
[12:36] TC: It is up to us to tune them back up, and bring our group back into wonderous harmony!
[12:36] TT: Oh goodness I do hope it goes well then
[12:37] TC: Of course!
[12:37] TC: with you and I together, what could possibly go wrong!
[12:37] TT: Haha yeah I'm sure we'll do fine
[12:38] TC: we just have to trust that everything will turn out well!
[12:38] TC: Trust in eachother, and trust in our friends!
[12:39] TT: Well as long as overlord business doesnt decide to rain down charts on me again we should be fine
[12:39] TC: Everything will be fine!
[12:39] TT: Yeah it will
[12:39] TC: Who could be pessimistic on a day like today!
[12:39] TC: Such a beutiful day
[12:39] TT: Overlord business would
[12:39] TC: with such a beutiful sky...
[12:39] TT: ...Has.
[12:39] TC: So... Pretty...
[12:40] -- temporalConductor [TC] ceased pestering thaumaTectrix at 12:40 --
Ahh... so pretty... and so much wonderful music in the background... --> ...Huh? Well, this is indeed a surprise! A new friend has messaged you! Oh happy Day!
-- stalwartBrawler [SB] began pestering temporalConductor [TC] at 01:34 --
SB: (Hell0 Madam)
TC: Why hello there!
TC: How are you on this beautiful day?
TC: Oh so pretty...
SB: (I w00ld n0t call it anything 0f the s0rt, frankly)
SB: (In fact, fr0m what I 0nderstand, y00r friends are having anything b0t a bea0tif0l day.)
TC: Oh
TC: Well, that is not a very nice thing to say!
TC: How could this day be any better?
SB: (I can think 0f a few ways...) TC: We are heroes! Saviors of our world!
TC: The people are singing in our honor!
SB: (Aria, we b0th kn0w that isn't tr0e. Th0se are n0t s0ngs...)
TC: What? No, no you are wrong!
SB: (...They are screams, Aria. 0pen y00r eyes, and see h0w they b0rn)
You begin shaking your head, grabbing it tightly as a large headache comes on. You try to drink more of the delicious drink, but your shakes cause you to spill the metallic beverage all over your beautiful floor, covered in so many toys, all so shiny and nice...
TC: NO! You are WRONG!
TC: This is my stage! These are my Fans!
TC: Today is my Day! Not yours, not my Aunt's, not the nasty man who shines lights at me!
TC: I AM THE HERO!
SB: (Aria listen t0 me.)
TC: I AM THE CONDUCTOR!
SB: (Aria please y00 have t0 st0p this bef0re it is t00 late)
TC: ...No.
TC: No I know who you are.
TC: You are part of the game
SB: (I beg y00r pard0n?)
TC: You are just another obstacle the game has created
TC: Created, and sent here to stop me
TC: Stop me from achieving GREATNESS!
TC: THE GREATNESS THAT I SO RIGHTLY DESERVE!
SB: (Aria ple)
TC: I AM GOING TO BECOME THE HERO!
TC: THE MAESTRO OF THIS PERFORMANCE!
TC: AND NO-ONE, NOT EVEN THE GAME ITSELF, CAN STOP ME!
TC: NOT AGAIN, NOT THIS TIME!
SB: (ARIA PLEASE SNAP 00T 0F IT!)
TC: Never again.
-- temporalConductor [TC] blocked stalwartBrawler [SB] at 13 : 17 --
You hate hate hate HATE HATE people like that! people who never let you have your fun, people who interrupt your glorious symphony! The symphony that you and your friends worked so hard to create! In a fit of rage, you slam your fist down, still holding the cup, and it shatters onto your desk. Knowing that such a mess simply will not do (your friends cannot see you as anything but composed on such a wonderful day!,) you go and obtain a broom and dustpan, and begin to clean up the mess, pesterchum closed before you break anything else. --> As you finish cleaning, you wonder why you would break such a nice glass. On such a wonderful day as this, with so much praise and song, why would you ever do something so unharmonious? Well, you put it out of your mind for now. Time to finish your preparations! --> Aria: Time to see things from someone else's perspective, methinks. As you are about to pull the character select screen, a white light flashes over your screen, and you are left with only one option. --> Select the SUPER SECRET INSUFFERABLE ENGLISHMAN You Sigh, and close your CHESSTOP, your long, black hair flying out of your face as you do. It has been too long since you gave it a proper cut. You look up, slumping back into your seat. You were too late, Aria has alread... No. No you will NOT fall into blackness again, never again. --> SSIE: For when there is nothing else... ...there is always HOPE. Well, what kind of knight would you be, if you didn't understand... HOPE is one HELL of a drug.
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Post by Drakeon on Jan 9, 2017 3:52:23 GMT
Another character select screen pops up, one again only giving you one choice. >Pick the NOT SO SECRET FLOWERYou yawn, bored. The cat is no where in sight, and Shay left forever ago to go get her friends. It'll all be worth it when you find the cat though. You wonder how Shay is doing. She had some weird ideas as to what she should do to get the two off the planet, and you're not entirely sure how well either of them are going to work. Maybe you should get an update. >Pester ShayShe's not responding. >Pester the other guy[09:09] -- roseBud [RB] began pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 21:09 --[09:09] RB: heya~[09:09] RB: whatsup~[09:10] CA: Oh, hi.[09:11] CA: Uh, well something did just happen.[09:11] RB: so did shay get there ok~~[09:11] RB: o~[09:11] RB: what happened~[09:11] CA: Yeah, she's here.[09:12] RB: yay~~[09:12] CA: I think a vase just appeared out of nowhere and just landed on her.[09:12] RB: oh~[09:12] CA: I'm pretty sure she's alright though.[09:12] RB: thats good~~[09:12] RB: i got worried for a sec~[09:13] CA: I'm still kinda startled to be completely honest[09:13] RB: lol yeah i get it~[09:13] RB: a vase out of nowhere will do that~[09:13] RB: hows igor~~[09:13] CA: He's on his planet right now.[09:14] RB: nice~[09:14] RB: so its just you and shay on your planet now~ right~~[09:14] RB: ~[09:14] CA: Yeah.[09:14] CA: Honestly I'm not sure where the vase came from, Maybe the glitches just turned air into a vase?[09:15] RB: fate just wanted her to be asleep~[09:15] RB: so it made her sleep~[09:15] RB: it happened when she entered too~[09:15] RB: cause she needed to talk to me~[09:15] RB: that was a vase too~ actually~[09:16] CA: These are fate vases, fases if you will.[09:16] RB: thats a nice word~[09:16] RB: fases~[09:16] RB: ~~fases~~[09:17] CA: So, yeah, I think shay wants me to scale my echeladder all the way before we leave the planet.[09:17] CA: Unfortunately, these glitched enemies are really hard to kill.[09:17] RB: yeah~ she told me she wanted to do that~[09:17] RB: before leaving for the planet~[09:18] RB: i dont think she realized how hard glitchys are to kill~[09:18] CA: Yeah, Hopefully I'll be able to alchemize something good enough to make killing them a bit easier.[09:19] RB: oh~[09:19] RB: how about~[09:19] RB: i just fly over there and get you two~[09:19] RB: if shays ok with that~[09:19] RB: that is~[09:19] CA: I don't think she'll mind...[09:20] RB: she seemed to like her plan alot so idk~[09:20] RB: i got this neat thing i can do to help out too~[09:20] RB: i can zooooom really fast~[09:20] RB: and it gets me long distances really quickly~[09:20] RB: ive been flying too and fro like that~[09:20] CA: What's it's code? I might be able to get a good weapon out o it.[09:20] CA: *of it[09:21] RB: its one of the whatchamacallits~[09:21] RB: the ability thingies~[09:21] RB: the ones that looked crazy overpriced~[09:21] CA: Ooh, you mean fraymotifs right?[09:21] RB: oh yeah~[09:21] RB: fraymotifs~[09:21] RB: thats the word~~[09:22] RB: yeah~ its a fraymotif~[09:22] CA: What's your aspect anyway?[09:22] RB: s p a c e~[09:22] RB: ima space witch~[09:22] RB: ~[09:22] RB: maid~[09:22] RB: space maid~[09:23] RB: whoops~[09:23] RB: sometimes i forget myself~[09:23] CA: Huh, So where exactly are you?[09:23] RB: on shays planet~[09:23] RB: her house specifically~[09:23] CA: I don't think you'll be able to miss my planet.[09:24] RB: yeah~[09:24] RB: it looks funny~[09:24] CA: It's all bloody and there are a bunch of snakes.[09:24] RB: so how is shay doing~~[09:25] RB: didnt have much of a chance to talk to her~[09:25] RB: i got here~ she heard what happened~ and she darted off~[09:25] CA: Asleep, but she looked okay from what I saw.[09:26] RB: doesnt she look so cute asleep~~[09:26] CA: Ehh... Kinda?[09:26] RB: shuddup everyone looks cute when theyre asleep~[09:27] RB: they just look so calm and peaceful and cute~[09:27] RB: ~[09:27] CA: Okay.[09:27] CA: Say, do you any sort of interesting item that could be useful? I wanna improve my items.[09:28] RB: ooooh i have plenty~[09:28] RB: what kinda thing are you looking for~~[09:29] CA: Not sure.[09:29] CA: Do you have like a rocket launcher or something?[09:30] RB: hmmm~[09:30] RB: gimme a sec~[09:30] RB: i might have something~[09:30] RB: i really need to clean up this modus~[09:30] RB: ~[09:31] RB: oooh~[09:31] RB: heres a thing~[09:32] RB: ok so its technically just a ~fake~~[09:32] RB: but if you combine it with something else~ itll be fine~[09:33] RB: jn0rap3r~[09:34] CA: Is that like a toy rocket launcher or something?[09:34] RB: its a~~hammer that can change into a gernade launcher~[09:34] RB: close enough tho~[09:34] RB: right~~[09:34] CA: How does that even work?[09:35] CA: Is it like a transformer?[09:35] RB: its anime~[09:35] RB: ~[09:36] CA: Okay?[09:36] RB: just picture a giant hammer~[09:36] RB: except its also a grenade launcher~[09:36] RB: easy~[09:38] RB: anything else~~[09:39] CA: Actually, I've got a snake consort here. I'm not sure what kind of consort is he.[09:40] CA: Do you think I should do something with him?[09:40] RB: whaddya doing with him now~~[09:41] CA: He's sitting in a card in my sylladex.[09:42] RB: oh ok~[09:42] RB: just keep him somewhere safe~[09:42] RB: actually just keep him with you~[09:42] RB: never know whatll happen~[09:43] CA: Well alright, I suppose I'll see you on my planet.[09:44] RB: ill be on my way~[09:44] RB: make sure to let shay know~[09:44] RB: when she wakes up~[09:45] CA: Alright, see ya.[09:46] RB: bye~~[09:46] -- cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] ceased pestering roseBud [RB] at 21:46 --Alright, time to find that cat and- >WHAT?![10:54] -- roseBud [RB] began pestering stalwartBrawler [SB] at 22:54 --[10:54] RB: o~[10:54] RB: m~[10:54] RB: g~[10:54] SB: (yes, hell0 Lily)[10:54] RB: whoa~[10:54] SB: (Is everything g0ing well 0n y00r end?)[10:54] RB: its been ~forever~ since ive seen you~~[10:54] RB: great~[10:55] SB: (Really? hmm... yes, I s0pp0se there w00ld likely be s0me f0rm 0f time difference)[10:55] SB: (it has been b0t a few h00rs f0r the rest 0f 0s)[10:55] SB: (th0se 0f 0s that are left, that is)[10:55] RB: are the others with you~~[10:56] SB: (Iris is here with me)[10:56] SB: (Kell has c0ntin0ed t0 be 0nreachable)[10:56] RB: well rip~[10:56] SB: (and mars, well)[10:56] RB: guess time is still a weird thing~[10:57] SB: (I h0pe that she, at the least, is resting in peace)[10:57] SB: (b0t, en00gh talk ab00t 00r side 0f things)[10:57] RB: ok ok~[10:57] RB: so basically~[10:57] RB: i went and talked to my denizen~[10:57] RB: like i said i was~[10:58] SB: (yes, yes, y00 made it 00t)[10:58] RB: and he was actually pretty chill~[10:58] RB: like seriously~[10:58] SB: (that became 0bvi00s when y00 did n0t ret0rn immedietally, and we f00nd n0 c0rpse)[10:58] RB: anyway~[10:58] RB: she gave me a choice~[10:59] RB: it was kinda weird~[10:59] RB: but i made the right pick~[10:59] RB: i think~[10:59] RB: yeah i did~[10:59] RB: anyway~[10:59] SB: (y00 escaped this retched place)[10:59] RB: sorta~[10:59] RB: i went to a prospit in another session~[11:00] RB: tasksed with whatching over a player~[11:00] SB: (Iris has been keeping r00gh track 0f y00r l0cati0n; s0 we knew that m0ch)[11:00] RB: o cool~[11:00] RB: she would do that~[11:00] SB: (As m0ch as che likes t0 j0ke that she "sees n0thing," she is q0ite g00d at tracking)[11:01] RB: so stuffs goin down in this session and i think theyre at a scrath or doom point soon~[11:01] SB: (...Well then)[11:01] RB: theres this glitch~[11:01] RB: and its been spreading~[11:01] SB: (It is likely a g00d thing that y00 are n0t the 0nly 0ne wh0 th00ght t0 speak with their denizen)[11:01] RB: and its corrupting literally everything~[11:01] RB: o~~[11:01] SB: (that... d0es n0t s00nd pleasent)[11:02] RB: denizen~[11:02] RB: continue~[11:02] SB: (Iris believes that Kell has sp0ken t0 his already, which may explain why he is as-0f-yet 0nreachable)[11:02] SB: (and she and I are ab00t t0 endeav00r t0 speak t0 00rs)[11:03] RB: do it~[11:03] RB: its so cool~[11:03] RB: like seriously~[11:03] SB: (we h0pe t0 be able t0 regr00p with y00, and h0pef0lly Kell s00n)[11:03] SB: (if all g0es well)[11:03] RB: just go talk to your denizen~[11:03] SB: (d0 y00 still have any 0f the eq0ipment y00 had when y00 left?)[11:04] RB: i took all of my stuff~[11:04] RB: all of it~[11:04] RB: most of it is taking forever to grow tho~[11:04] RB: ~[11:04] SB: (Well then, I h0pe y00 are prepared)[11:04] RB: of course i am~[11:04] SB: (beca0se, by the s00nds 0f it)[11:05] SB: (things are ab00t t0 bec0me m0ch m0re diffic0lt)[11:05] RB: psh i was born ready for this~[11:05] SB: (B0t, as ever, myself and Iris are here f0r y00)[11:05] RB: those skeletons were dumb~[11:05] SB: (we are a team, afterall)[11:05] RB: wait hold on~[11:06] RB: omg~[11:06] SB: (yes?)[11:06] RB: i finally found her~[11:06] RB: ~[11:06] RB: ~[11:06] RB: ~[11:06] SB: (...her?)[11:06] RB: you remember how i sprited during our session~ right~~[11:07] SB: (myself and Iris have beg0n 00r j00rney by the by)[11:07] SB: (yes)[11:07] SB: (we tried t0 the same t0 mars, t0 n0 avail)[11:07] RB: i finally found what ive been looking for~[11:07] RB: my ideal secondary prototype~[11:07] RB: ~[11:07] SB: (well, I will be happy t0 see it)[11:08] RB: oh this is gonna be great~[11:08] RB: ima go do it~[11:08] SB: (N0w, I'm cl0sing in 0n my Denizen's palace)[11:08] SB: (Als0, Lily)[11:08] RB: wut~[11:09] SB: (D0n't d0 anything hasty. If we are t0 finally find 00r place t0 die, it sh00ld be as ateam)[11:09] RB: yeah yeah~ just make the right choice when you talk to the denizen~[11:09] RB: now~[11:09] RB: i have to go fuse myself with a cat~[11:09] SB: (N0w, I'm g0ing t0 be c0t 0ff...)[11:09] SB: (well)[11:09] RB: talk to yah later~[11:09] SB: (g00d en00gh then)[11:10] SB: (I shall speak t0 y00 later)[11:10] -- stalwartBrawler [SB] ceased pestering roseBud [RB] at 23:10 --Oh and you sent Evan your chum's handle during that. Cause why not. Anyway... >KITTYYou run towards the white cat, ready to embrace your new cat life. Until a rude cyclops shows up. Right between you and the cat. And he scared the cat off too! It's going to get away! >GIVE CHASEYou start to move towards where the cat ran off to, but you're blocked by a giant fist. You turn to the cyclops, frowning, mentioning how rude that was. It looks as if you'll have to defeat this cyclops to get your kitty. You take a step towards the ogre, sighing. If it wanted to play, it could have just asked.>STRIFEUnfortunately, before the strife occurs, you find yourself once again looking at the ninja. Not being her, of course. You don't want her to get mad again. She doesn't seem very happy about being hit in the head with a vase...but her friend is right there beside her. [09:51] -- adumbratingGrace [AG] began pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 21:51 -- [09:51] AG: Ugh. [09:52] CA: Oh good, you're awake! I was getting worried about you. [09:52] AG: I*m f*ne. [09:53] AG: Just a sl*ght headache [09:53] CA: That's great! [09:53] AG: What d*d I m*ss wh*le I was *ut? [09:53] CA: Eh, not much. I tried alchemizing some better stuff. [09:54] AG: Oh? [09:55] CA: I tried combining the scopeshooter with various items. I made a scopeshooter snake combination, and a scopeshooter crystal combination [09:55] AG: H*w d* they fare aga*nst the enem*es? [09:56] CA: Eh, I'm not sure exactly yet, but I do at least know that the crystal one is a lot more practical. [09:56] AG: S*unds g**d. [09:57] AG: Have y*u reach the t*p *f y*ur echeladder wh*le I was asleep? [09:57] CA: Eh, not really. [09:58] AG: H*w cl*se are y*u? [09:58] CA: I'm still a bit off, but I'll probably be on the top soon. [09:59] AG: Hm. [09:59] AG: I supp*se we*ll have t* f*n*sh n*w then. [10:00] AG: We d* need t* leave th*s planet, after all. [10:00] CA: Yeah. [10:02] -- adumbratingGrace [AG] ceased pestering cosmonogicalAccelerator [CA] at 22:02 --
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Post by bloonofsteel on Jan 12, 2017 13:33:00 GMT
> WHAT'S WRONG, BOY? You sigh as you stare into the endless fog. You haven't managed to sleep, even though Igor is probably flying around and all that shit. You know exactly why you haven't been able to sleep. > Mark: Sit up I've been an awful server, AD, you say. It's time to rectify that. You turn on the viewport to look at Anna, and select "crazyGamer" on your pesterchum. > Mark: Speak to your neglected good friend, she's probably scared to death. [01:39] -- chemicallyVoidarmy [CV] began pestering crazyGamer [CG] at 01:39 -- [01:39] CV: Hey Anna! [01:40] CG: Oh! [01:40] CG: Oh, Hi Mark! [01:40] CV: Aw, crap, it's been way too long since I last checked on you [01:40] CG: Sorry, you startled me! [01:40] CV: Fuck, I'm an awful server. [01:40] CG: Oh, yeah, I guess it has [01:40] CV: Anyway, how are you? [01:40] CG: No no you're fine! [01:40] CV: Yeah but like I'm not sure you're even past the first gat [01:40] CG: I'm doing my best! [01:40] CV: *gate [01:41] CG: Well, I'm traverssing my land [01:41] CG: It's been really quiet though [01:41] CV: Oh. [01:41] CV: Well > ==> She's been holding up surprisingly well... she even managed to get through the first gate without your help! You breathe a sigh of relief. Why were you so worried about her safety? You trust her, don't you? > ==> [01:42] CG: I've been doing good hiding from the big monsters though! [01:42] CG: The little ones I've been defeating so they don't give me away [01:42] CV: Oh [01:43] CV: What's your current weapon? [01:44] CV: Also the code for a blank card is "00000000" [01:44] CV: I think [01:44] CV: Or was it 00000001 [01:44] CG: ...Code? [01:44] CV: Just in case you need more cards to hold your stuff [01:44] CG: I'm just using my regular old Keyboard! [01:44] CG: I'm hiding in this cave right now [01:44] CV: Lemme just put some alchemizing stuff next to you, this stuff is cheap [01:45] CG: There's a bunch of this "Grist" stuff on the floor here too [01:46] CV: You should probably punch cards and stuff to give your new keyboards [01:46] CG: I'm not sure what it does though? I remember someone saying it isn't currency, so what is it? [01:46] CV: It's a thing to make stuff with [01:46] CG: Wait, there's crafting in this game? [01:46] CV: Combining stuff also helps I guess [01:46] CV: Yeah, there is [01:47] CG: Ooooooh, so THAT'S what grist is for! [01:47] CG: I probably should've asked about this sooner XD [01:47] CV: I probably should've contacted you sooner! [01:48] CV: I mean I learned a LOT of shit that I wish wasn't true but is, and... yeah. [01:50] CG: Oh? Is something happening? [01:50] CG: I've just been searching for my mom, and recording my Let's Play... > Mark: Become internally conflicted You suddenly remember that you're about to tell Anna session will inevitably fail, and you rack your brain over what to say. Eventually, though, you decide to tell it to her straight. She's been locked out of the loop for too long to receive a sugarcoated truth. > ==> [01:42] [01:50] CV: Honestly I'm conflicted [01:50] CG: Actually, Now that I think about it, I don't think pesterchum was on while I was recording? [01:50] CV: Because on the one hand you don't deserve to have so much shit hidden from you [01:50] CG: Since I didn't get any notifications on my phone... [01:51] CG: that's weird [01:51] CG: What? [01:51] CV: But on the other hand I don't want to talk to you after a long period of me being a shitty server just to be like "hey shit got fucked up" [01:56] CG: um...Mark what's going on? [01:56] CV: I mean [01:56] CV: If I tell you [01:56] CV: Promise me you'll soldier on [01:58] CG: I... [01:58] CG: I don't understand, is it something about my Mom? [01:58] CG: Please tell me she isn't dead! [01:58] CG: ohnoohnoohnoohno [01:58] CV: I don't know about your Mom. [01:59] CV: But I think it's worse. [01:59] CV: Do you want a code for some electric stuff before I tell you this [02:00] CG: I mean, sure? [02:00] CV: Because honestly I feel like you're gonna need some better weapons. [02:00] CG: I just tried a rock... I think [02:00] CV: Okay that works. [02:00] CG: I never knew this modus would be so annoying, usually it just worjks out! [02:00] CV: But just incase the code is "ACDCHV28" [02:00] CG: ok... yup it's a rock [02:01] CV: Anyway. [02:01] CG: So I overlayed these two punched cards, and got... [02:01] CG: A rock keyboard? [02:01] CV: Yeah, that's what you got. [02:01] CV: Do you want the big news or [02:01] CG: sure I guess [02:02] CV: Well. [02:02] CV: We aren't going to win. [02:02] CG: Ok, so now I'm combining my computer and Camera... [02:02] CG: wait, what> [02:02] CG: whaaaaaaaaaat??? [02:02] CV: Make your camputer first I need you to be focusing. [02:03] CG: ok I just got this... Camputer? [02:03] CG: Ok, so it still straps to me head... [02:03] CV: Yeah okay [02:03] CV: Here's the deal. [02:03] CG: ooooh, this is cool! speech-to-text! [02:04] CV: Okay [02:04] CV: On to the serious business. [02:04] CV: The bad news is this session, as told by a now near-omniscient Clemond Harford, is doomed. [02:05] CV: I don't know how he got it, besides mentioning some Artist C, but that's what he said. [02:05] CG: Wait... why is Clem omniscient? [02:05] CG: oh ok [02:05] CV: Artist C... I think. [02:05] CG: ok... [02:05] CV: Don't stress over it, Igor decided the session is probably doomed. [02:06] CV: The good news is that apparently I can do SOMETHING to "save the players" [02:06] CV: I don't know what, but apparently as a Prince of Space I can do an important thing [02:06] CG: Oh... Is there anything I can do? [02:06] CG: Prince of Space? [02:06] CG: Is that, like, a class you picked? [02:06] CV: I didn't pick shit [02:06] CG: Do I get to pick a class? [02:07] CV: I'm pretty sure nobody gets to pick shit [02:07] CV: We're assigned to things that fit us for some reason [02:08] CV: Go look for some anthropomorphic reptiles or something [02:08] CV: They'll probably clue you in [02:08] CG: Oh, yeah, those guys! [02:08] CG: They were Scary, and every time I tried to get near them, they would hide back in the Ash... [02:09] CV: Anna. [02:09] CV: They're friendly. [02:09] CG: Then why are they running away? [02:09] CG: Am... am I scaring them? [02:09] CG: Oh no! > Mark: Encourage her [02:09] CV: I don't know.[02:10] CV: Maybe go closer.[02:10] CV: Be their hero.[02:10] CG: a... hero?[02:10] CG: Yeah, yeah![02:10] CG: I can do this![02:10] CV: We're all heroes, Anna.[02:10] CV: Heroes never die![02:10] CG: Time to go searching for some new friends, and my mom![02:10] CG: Heroes never die![02:10] CG: Ok, I'm gonna make some more stuff for a sec![02:11] CV: Alright.[02:11] CV: I'll keep in touch since right now I'm kinda barred from going through the next gate.[02:11] CV: Turns out it's a glitchy mess over there.[02:11] CG: Oh no, glitches suck![02:11] CG: Always ruining the fun[02:12] CV: It's not even like machballing it's not going to help us.[02:12] CG: Ok, so I'm don't want to waste any more cards[02:12] CV: Just put in "00000000"[02:12] CV: It's the code for blank cards[02:12] CG: so I'm gonna just punch the codes for the stone keyboard and that electric stuff on this card together and see what happens[02:12] CV: I'm not even sure what's gonna happen[02:12] CG: I know, but I want to make those last so I have as many as possible![02:13] CG: ok, trying it now...[02:13] CG: ...Wow, this is cool![02:13] CG: It's got a bunch of lights and stuff now[02:13] CV: Oh, sweet.[02:14] CG: I wonder how it feeOW[02:14] CG: OW IT SHOCKED ME[02:14] CV: Aw crap[02:14] CV: Get your hands off the lights... I think?[02:14] CG: OH GOD MY FINGER, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FINGER[02:14] CV: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FINGER[02:14] CG: OHGODOOOOOW[02:14] CG: OHGODITHINKIT'SBLISTERING???> MARK WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON You panic at the sight of your client's finger getting mutilated combined with AD screaming into your head, though in hindsight it seems to be out of worry. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU TAKE CARE OF YOUR CLIENT YOU STUPID FUCK HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN. > ==> [02:15] CV: LET GO OF THE DAMN THING [02:15] CG: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW [02:15] CG: I DID! [02:15] CV: WHAT [02:15] CG: THE SHOCK BURNED ME! [02:15] CG: LIKE REALLY BADLY [02:15] CG: WHATDOIDO??? [02:16] CV: Fuck... I have no experience in healing things. [02:16] CG: OWOWOWOW THIS REALLY HURTS [02:17] CV: Um [02:17] CV: Uh [02:17] CV: Ask Cuddlessprite! [02:17] CG: ALSO I'M SORRY FOR THE SCREAMING I'M JUST HAVING A VERY HARD TIME KEEPING MY COMPOSURE RIGHT NOW [02:17] CG: ...oh [02:17] CV: Sprites know things about the game, right? [02:17] CG: oh he... he ripped of a bit of my shirt [02:17] CG: and is wrapping my finger with it [02:17] CG: WAITNODON'T LOOK [02:18] CV: Wha [02:18] CG: CUDDLES WHY DID YOU GRAB THE CLOTH FROM THE TOP AND NOT THE SLEEVE??? [02:18] CG: oh nooooooo [02:18] CG: please don't look! [02:18] CV: Augh fuck I can't look [02:19] CV: Please excuse me while I shut my eyes and bathe in gay thoughts > Mark: Bathe in gay thoughts You don't exactly have a frame of reference for who specifically you want gay thoughts of, though you do decide to try and form an idealized version of Clem in your mind. Mmm, the thought of Clem speaking to you in that smart, formal voice as he litters you with kisses sends shivers down your spine... > MARK STOP SPACING OUT YOU GOT A MESSAGE Huhwha [02:20] CG: ...waitwut [02:20] CG: ... [02:20] CV: What happened [02:20] CG: right you aren't looking [02:21] CV: My eyes are still closed [02:21] CG: oh, well, you will see this later I guess? [02:21] CV: All I can see is what I think Clem will look like [02:22] CV: Am I allowed to open my eyes. [02:22] CG: Yeah, Cuddles helped me make a new shirt [02:22] CG: well, shirt is a loose term [02:22] CG: it's more like a dress honestly? [02:22] CG: it's kinda tight too [02:22] CV: Oh > ==> Huh, she kind of looks good in that makeshift dress. You note to yourself that you should probably compliment her next time. > ==> [02:22] CG: Also... um [02:22] CV: What is it? [02:22] CG: Mark, is there something you want to tell me? [02:23] CG: not that I'm trying to pry or there's anything wrong with it or anything but [02:23] CG: um [02:23] CV: Um [02:24] CG: ummmm > Mark: Realize that you were LITERALLY TELLING SOMEONE ABOUT YOUR PRIVATE GAY THOUGHTS AND IGOR IS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU [02:24] CV: Is it about what I chose to imagine in my brain[02:24] CG: you know what? It's cool[02:24] CG: Your secret is safe with me[02:24] CV: I can't believe it[02:24] CG: Mark you literally said Gay-thoughts[02:24] CG: out-loud[02:24] CV: Oh my fucking god[02:24] CV: Please don't tell Clem.[02:24] CG: Yous hould be thankful I wasn't recording![02:24] CV: Actually wait he's nigh-omniscient FUCK HE KNOWS[02:24] CG: Again, your secret is safe with me![02:25] CV: No it isn't Igor's with me.[02:25] CG: OH GOS[02:25] CV: God damn it[02:25] CG: um... oh[02:25] CG: so, did he hear you?[02:25] CV: What kind of 8th-dimensional closet is this I'm coming out of[02:25] CG: Also tell him[02:25] CG: I said Hi![02:25] CV: Oh, yeah.[02:25] CV: Nothing else much to do.[02:26] CG: ok, well[02:26] CG: This keyboard should be pretty effective aginst the enemies![02:29] CV: You mind if I put these on igor?[02:29] CV: Because honestly I've been negligent as hell[02:29] CG: Not at all! it would be good to talk to him too![02:29] CG: I'm gonna go adventuring![02:30] CV: And I feel like Igor would be a much better server. Far more attentive.[02:30] CG: Oh, wait[02:30] CV: What[02:30] CG: I should turn my camera on...[02:30] CG: No, you're good![02:30] CG: You've been a big help so far [02:30] CV: Yeah, I guess.[02:31] CV: But I'm tired.[02:31] CG: Yeah, go hang out for a bit![02:31] CG: I'm gonna do this![02:31] CV: I should have slept an hour ago but I haven't.[02:32] CV: See you in the dreamworld, assuming cross paths.[02:33] CV: ...chalk that up to sleepy grammar.[02:33] CV: See you later.[02:33] -- chemicallyVoidarmy [CV] ceased pestering crazyGamer [CG] at 02:33 --> Mark: Actually sleep this time With your guilt partially absolved, you sleep somewhat peacefully, and manage enough lucidity to fly around. You decide to jump out of your tower first. It's no fun to just fly out and- You thought you saw something on your way down... there it is again! You slow your fall, and fly up. Are those... are those bombs?! Swiftly, you fly over to the other towers you can see. That one has bombs, that one has bombs... that one has bombs too?! Mark: WH-WHAT THE HELL?! ===TO BE CONTINUED===>
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Post by bloonofsteel on Jan 12, 2017 17:17:20 GMT
> Mark: Okay, just calm down. Think about what you can do. Okay, first things first; check if there's anyone in the towers. You check the first tower that isn't yours; you assume this to be Igor's, but he isn't there. You check yet another tower. Nope, no one there. This is probably Shay's... The third one, however... > Mark: Meet Evan for the first time Would this sleeping beauty here be Evan? His hair is rather nice... ...he's no Clem, though. You do briefly consider the possibility of polyamory as you lift him from his bed and bring him to the castle to keep him safe. > Mark: Wake up You think you're about done here and would rather not experience the sensation of death, so you decide to wake up. It's not exactly a pleasant sensation, but- Huh? Who's this? > Mark: Get pestered by... someone? [01:22] -- stalwartBrawler [SB] began pestering chemicallyVoidarmy [CV] at 13:22 -- [01:22] CV: Huh? [01:22] CV: Who is this? [01:23] SB: (Hell0 there y00ng man) [01:23] SB: (I am... a friend y00 c00ld say) [01:23] SB: (Y00 kn0w 0ne 0f my c0mrades) [01:23] CV: Hello there... older friend? [01:23] CV: Who would that be? [01:23] SB: (While I cann0t give it away, s0ffice t0 say she is n0t fr0m y00r w0rld) [01:24] SB: (What I can say is that, if I'm n0t mistaken, y00 have entered int0 s0mething 0f a crisis) [01:24] CV: I know. [01:24] CV: I don't like it but it's a thing that exists. [01:24] CV: Also I'm betting it'd roseBud. Or Lily. [01:25] SB: (Y00 are q0ite c0rrect) [01:25] SB: (0n this predicament, I 0ffer my assistance) [01:25] CV: Okay, in what way are you going to assist me? [01:25] SB: (First, inf0rmati0n y00 likely already kn0w) [01:26] CV: Is there a second or are you going to talk about it [01:26] SB: (The main self y00 m0st w0rry ab0t0 saving is that 0f the first pers0n wh0 entered y00r sessi0n) [01:26] CV: I moved his dreamself to the castle if it counts for anything [01:27] SB: (G00d, then y00 have d0ne all that may be req0ired) [01:27] CV: How much more information are you going to, or willing to give me? [01:28] SB: (Make s0re that sir Ig0r has escaped, and y00 sh00ld have kept the danger as l0w as p0ssible) [01:28] SB: (Sec0ndarily, and partially answering y00r q0esti0n, is t0 n0t let all 0f the b0mbs g0 0ff) [01:28] CV: Igor was sleeping next to me so he probably realized some of it [01:29] CV: I couldn't find Shay though. [01:29] SB: (Make abs0l0tely s0re bef0re y00 attempt anything else) [01:29] SB: (Well, yes, and we b0th kn0w why) [01:29] SB: (N0w, 0nt0 the b0mbs) [01:29] CV: What about the bombs. [01:29] SB: (0nce y00r friends are all clear, y00 m0st 0nly let the b0mbs beneath y00r 0wn t0wer, and that 0f ms.Shay, g0 0ff) [01:30] SB: (It w00ld als0 be acceptable t0, if y00 can manage it, m0ve the b0mbs t0 th0se l0cals) [01:30] CV: How important are the towers themselves that I must preserve two of them? Not that I won't do it, but... [01:30] SB: (It is n0t the t0wers that y00 preserve) [01:31] SB: (Rather, it is t0 st0p the 0ne behind the b0mbs fr0m acc0mplishing her tr0e g0al) [01:31] CV: Oh. [01:31] SB: (She kn0ws that Y00 will all s0rvive the blasts, b0t the cac0ph0ny 0f destr0cti0n is what she craves m0st) [01:31] CV: Should I go do that now? [01:32] SB: (Y00 have s0me time yet, and it w00ld d0 y00 well t0 make s0re that n0ne 0f the l0cals are in the damage z0ne) [01:32] CV: Alright then. [01:32] CV: See you in a bit. [01:33] SB: (Th00gh, I will admit that having t0wers s0rvive is better than having them destr0yed, as it c0ns0lidates th0se areas as bases 0f 0perati0n) [01:33] SB: (Wait, there are tw0 m0re things I m0st tell y00) [01:33] CV: Huh? [01:33] SB: (First, the less pressing matter, a Gift) [01:33] CV: A gift? [01:34] SB: (S0mething fr0m my Childh00d that I think y00 will find 0sef0l) [01:34] SB: (The c0de is SP4DS0RD) [01:34] CV: I'll keep that in mind once I get rid of the bombs. [01:34] CV: Oh God, the responsibilities pile on. [01:34] SB: (The sec0nd, m0re pressing matter) [01:34] SB: (D0 n0t let the stress 0f ) [01:34] SB: (Her0ism defeat y00) [01:35] SB: (Y00r g0al is n0ble, and 0f grave imp0rtance) [01:35] CV: ...I see. [01:35] SB: (B0t it is n0t y00rs al0ne) [01:35] SB: (N0 man is an Island, Mark) [01:35] SB: (D0 n0t f0rget that y00 are a member 0f a team) [01:35] CV: I can't believe I'm having to listen to a speech I gave Anna. [01:35] SB: (Else there will be n0 H0pe left f0r y00 t0 reach f0r) [01:36] CV: I'm not even going to question how you know my name, this is inspiring as hell. [01:36] SB: (N0 matter h0w m0ch distance y00 destr0y) [01:36] SB: (Yes, well) [01:36] SB: (A l0rdling d0esn't g0 thr00gh his daily training with00t a rig00r00s r00tine 0f rhet0ric) [01:36] SB: (I was n0 different, f0r a time) [01:36] CV: I suppose so. [01:37] SB: (J0st remember) [01:37] CV: Yeah? [01:37] SB: (A Prince, n0 matter h0w regal, is n0t al0ne) [01:37] CV: ...Thank you very much, uh... [01:37] SB: (Every leader m0st 0nderstand their s0bjects, w0rk with their pe0ple, and learn t0 listen t0 their advis0rs, j0st as the c0mm0n man d0es) [01:38] SB: (My name is Sebastian, b0t if y00 like y00 may call me Bast) [01:38] CV: Alright then. [01:38] SB: (N0w, I d0 believe y00 have a j0b t0 ret0rn t0, y00ng Prince) [01:38] CV: See you later, Bast. I got subjects to save. [01:38] SB: (I will be al0ng sh0rtly, t0 aid y00) [01:38] SB: (As any knight w00ld d0) [01:38] SB: (Have a g00d day) [01:38] -- stalwartBrawler [SB] ceased pestering chemicallyVoidarmy [CV] at 13:38 -- > Mark: Go back to sleep You wake back up in your tower, and leap out the window. It's time to live up to your class, and be the Prince they need. You will be their savior. Let's relocate those bombs.
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Post by viridianfan on Jan 13, 2017 17:26:34 GMT
-===> Be Clem Hardford.
You are now CLEM HARDFORD, and it's very DARK and MYSTERIOUS. Fitting, as you're in the land of conspiracies and darkness. You've been gathering multiple resources non-stop for this entire time, garnering enough to obtain a LEGENDARY WEAPON that is not far from your reach.
-===> Which one would that be?
Why, the SCARLET VOID TENEBRIS BLADE. It's been on your mind ever since you've seen it pop up in the Alchemizer. Now, it is FINALLY TIME.
-===> Grab your two weapons.
Ah, yes. the CRIMSON BLOODSTROKE BLADE and the ARTISTIC MURDER. The latter of which you haven't used for a good while. However, it'll be put to good use.
-===> Head towards the local Alchemizer.
Shay has got to have an Alchemizer somewhere, so you head out to look around. Her house lurks in the far distance, surrounded by angry mobs of monsters.
-===> Clear them out.
You jump into the sky, pointing your weapon downwards and freefalling, the CRIMSON BLOODSTROKE BLADE taking the force of the crash, causing a rippling shockwave through the ground. It destroys all monsters, dropping a huge amount of GRIST and OTHER VARIOUS RESOURCES. Job done.
-===> Arrive.
The door to Shay's house was right open, and you walk right in. Ah, there it is. The ALCHEMIZER.
Time to alchemize.
Crimson Bloodstroke Blade && Artistic Murder = Scarlet Void Tenebris Blade
15,000,000 Build Grist, 5,000,000 Garnet Grist, 2,000,000 Blood Grist, 1,000,000 Neon Grist.
You accept the cost of alchemizing this weapon. Your two current weapons fade away into nothingness as a large, sharp and dark blade phases into your hands. It pulses with power.
-===> Take it for a test.
You focus your ENERGY and point the sword at a wall. You swing back and then forwards, an arc of pure energy sweeping forward as it takes the entire wall out. It looks promising.
Scarred Scarlet Shades && Tablet = Scarlet Shadetops
500 Grist, 300 Ruby, 150 Garnet
Finally, means of conversing with others over Pesterchum without having to waste time trying to type what you want to say. You feel as if you should have done this SOONER.
-===> Get pestered.
Hm. You hadn't expected a pester from anyone. Curious.
[07:00] -- stalwartBrawler [SB] began pestering royalOstracism [RO] at 19:00 -- [07:01] SB: (Hell0, y00ng clem) [07:01] RO: {And who would this be?} [07:03] SB: (Y00 c00ld call me... a friend) [07:04] SB: (The c0mrade 0f s0me0ne I believe y00 have met) [07:04] RO: {So with a friend, you are referring to being a friend of someone I know. } [07:05] SB: (I am als0 a friend 0f y00rs, 0r at the very least I h0pe t0 bec0me 0ne) [07:05] SB: (My c0mrade has been s0pp0rting 0ne 0f y00rs f0r q0ite s0me time) [07:06] RO: {Hm. You said 'young Clem'. This means that you know me in the future. It's unspecified how long in the future this may be, however.} [07:06] RO: { Anyway, back to the point. What is your motivation for pestering me?} [07:07] SB: (I wish t0 0pen a means 0f c0mm0nicati0n, and attempt t0 have s0me f0rm 0f aq0aintance with y00 bef0re I arrive) [07:08] RO: {Before you arrive. How mystifying.} [07:08] SB: (I am c0ming t0 help y00 with y00r... pr0ject, after all) [07:09] SB: (B0t, what kind 0f knight w00ld I be if I did n0t intr0d0ce myself) [07:09] SB: (My name is Sebastian Mercyl) [07:09] SB: (H0wever, if y00 prefer, y00 may call me Bast) [07:09] SB: (Y00 are likely t0 hear her call me that anyway) [07:10] RO: {Hm. I see.} [07:12] SB: (I am c0rrently in transit, 0n my way t0 y00r Sessi0n) [07:12] RO: {I await, no, expect your arrival.} [07:13] SB: (I h0pe t0 see y00 all s00n, as h0pe is s0mething I s0spect y00 all very m0ch need) [07:13] SB: (G00d day) [07:13] RO: {Same to you.} [07:13] -- royalOstracism [RO] ceased pestering stalwartBrawler [SB] at 19:13 --
There's not much else for you to alchemize here. You stand up and exit through the entrance you made with your new weapon. Newfound POWER surges through you. You look up to the SKY, seeing the third portal far up ahead.
-===>
You kneel and charge.
Three.
Two.
One....
GO.
-===> Be someone else, shall we?
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Post by Drakeon on Jan 14, 2017 2:59:09 GMT
>You are now at the top of Evan's house. It's actually a pretty nice view, probably since the glitches are harder to make out from this high up. And the stars look as beautiful as ever. You smile, looking over at Evan. He's pestering Lily right now, though you won't eavesdrop into their conversation. That'd be too rude, even for you. And you can apparently steal thoughts, which evidently means reading them. >...? You sense the presence of a new mind. A strong, yet foggy one. Glitched. Thoughts race through your head, but you act instinctively. You run towards Evan, trying to warn him of the danger. >WATCH OUT! A huge ogre appears on top of the roof, already attempting to bring its fist down on Evan. A loud smash is heard, booming across the entire planet as its hand connects, covering the roof with a cloud of dust. The ogre lets out a triumphant roar, but as the cloud clears, you look at the ogre with rage filled eyes. Bunny Drive operating at . . . 75% capacity >WHAT JUST HAPPENED??? You look at the shield that you had created in front of you. The light was becoming corrupted, yet...As the shield fades away, the glitches in it do as well. Perfect. The Bunny Drive is able to counteract the glitches if used correctly. You’ll have to look out for the physical damage though, the ogre still packs a punch. You look back to check on Evan. He moved backwards, pulling out his ranged weapon. >BUNNY DRIVE? The Bunny Drive, capable of creating and manifesting ideas as light energy. It takes up a lot of energy, but it sure packs one hell of a punch. The ogre lets out an angry roar, and you turn to face it. You'll have to avoid contact, so close quarters ranged combat seems like your best option. >Ju- You decide to mute the voice in your head for the time being, so that it doesn't distract you. [S] I T S T I M E T O F I G H T Two Uzis appear in your hand as you dodge to the left to avoid an ogre punch, letting loose a spray of bullets. You let out an irritated scoff, the bullets hardly affecting the beast at all. You toss the Uzis, which disappear as they leave your hands. You decide to go with something with a bit more force, shotguns appearing in your hands. You fire another volley at the monster, having only slight difficulties dodging it's slow attacks. But once again, the bullets seem to have no affect. Fine then. You doubted bullets would work anyway. Bunny Drive operating at . . . 70% capacity You toss your weapons again, but before you can summon a new weapon, the giant lets out a howl, a bushy tail sprouting out of it. You quickly draw the conclusion that someone must have recently entered. You take a step back, cautious of what new abilities came with the tail. You summon a shield and broadsword, assuming a defensive position. The ogre dashes forward, at a much greater speed than before. You attempt to sidestep, but end up using your shield to deflect the punch. Before you have time to breathe, another punch was coming. Then another, and another. You feel yourself being pushed back as you block the onslaught as best as you can. Bunny Drive operating at . . . 60 . . . 55 . . . 50% capacity You make a quick addition to your sword, then use the recoil of a blast at the hilt of a sword to slide under the beast. The ogre tries to grab you, but to no success. It's fast, but its reflexes are still lacking. You summon a new weapon. Specifically, a bo staff. You had a good amount of experience, but it usually doesn't help in combat where the goal is to kill the opponent. Usually. You charge forward at the giant, dodging its first punch with another recoil blast, sending you just to the side of this head, which you slam with your staff. The ogre was ready though, snatching the staff in his mouth and snapping off the left side of it. Thankfully, your momentum takes you to the other side of him, giving you time to readjust. Bunny Drive operating at . . . 40% capacity. You move the remaining portion of the bo staff around with your hand, finding that you enjoyed the weight. You always wanted to try tonfas. The remaining half of the bo staff transforms, and you summon another tonfa in your other hand. This should give you the maneuverability you need to win. You and the ogre exchange blows for a while, you dodging around with recoil blasts and hitting the ogre when you could. You dodge the next punch with another concussive blast, but instead of retreating and looking for another angle of attack, you fly sideways, then use another blast to fly forwards. You slam through the ogre's leg, causing it to lose it's balance and fall over. Bunny Drive Operating at . . . 25% capacity. You smile, taking in the rush of adrenaline as you fight for your life. This is what it truly means to be alive. You take your opportunity, landing a barrage of recoil boosted tonfa hits on the back of the ogre's head, dealing a solid amount of damage. You retreat backwards as the ogre starts to get back up. Bunny Drive Operating at . . . 10%- You throw your tonfas behind you, a giant sword forming in your hand. You close your eyes, your breathing slowing. Time to end this. Sprinting forward, you use more recoil blasts from the hilt of the sword to increase your speed, then swing your blade at the beast. You hear it roar in pain. Opening your eyes though, you see that you missed your intended target, slicing off an arm instead of the head. The glitches must have...Shoot. You look at Evan, breathing heavily. You give him a thumbs up to show him that you were going to be ok. Probably. With that, you collapse to the ground.[/s]
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Post by telaxius on Jan 14, 2017 3:05:00 GMT
> Evan: Strife! You quickly look at shay, collapsed on the ground. You would rush over to help her, but the ogre would probably smash you while you looked over. It's up to you now...
> Be the Auditor again. The Innocous Auditor stares at the screen with a blank and bored expression. and suddenly his face lights up with expression that near perfectly says "You are not sure how you could not be the Auditor.". His face seems to scold you, and you feel stupid for even asking. It's very clear that the Auditor is bored from how he's starting at the screen. > IA: Rummage through your Bag of treasures.
Now this is an idea he can get behind he quickly grabs something and looks at it. It's a copy of Crab Nicholson Extreme Sleepover! The only problem is that he does not have a Nintendo DS, or even know what a DS is. He looks forlorn knowing he can't play the game, and probably never will.
> Okay this is weird let's be Evan again.
> Evan: Strife!You quickly run over to the ogre, readying the grenade launcher/war hammer combo thing you made earlier. Switching it to hammer mode, you quickly attempt to smash the ogre's brains in. You have no such luck. The ogre grabs it mid-swing and takes it from you. Quickly snapping it in two, and smashing it under it's foot. > Evan: Strike while it's distracted!You uncaptchalouge the QUARTZAPPER and shoot the Ogre, A bunch of large crystals lodge themselves into the Ogre's chest, legs, and his remaining arm. You can tell that it's losing health much quicker than it did earlier. However, it's the ogre's turn now, and it's incredibly pissed. The ogre grabs the debris from under it's foot and throws it at you with it's remaining arm. Unfortunately, you aren't that good at dodging, and you don't have anything to block it with. So you decide to block the attack with your face. You feel incredibly weak as you get up from out of the debris. You're starting to lose faith that you can continue fighting. As you look around at the ogre and surrounding area, you see movement nearby the ogre's foot. Is that the snake?!
> Be MahoganyMombaYou are now Jeffery Histon, and you are a snake. You were previously minding your business on the planet, when the foretold blood glitch apocalypse happened. You are now taking shelter with the mythical Page of Blood. What should you do? > Get to the roof! Evan is in trouble! Eh, you don't really wanna go out there. The roars and all the thrashing around sounds extremely dangerous. Plus, you don't know anyone named Evan. You feel looking around the Page's room. > Check out Evan's Computer and play MinesweeperWhat the fuck is a minesweeper? You decide to check out the computer anyway. You start to fumble around and accidently click a button that raises a prompt. You use your tail to type out the words "mahoganyMamba" almost out of instinct. It kind of shocked you when you realized that you typed that. You screw around some more with various tabs and buttons, until you press a button and the computer seems to talk to you! [07:29] -- mahoganyMamba [MM] began pestering crazyGamer [CG] at 19:29 -- [07:29] MM: _*oh god what did i jussst do*_ [07:29] MM: _*what did thisss button do*_ [07:29] MM: _*aaaah i'm not good at computersss!!!*_ [07:29] CG: Oh! Hello! [07:29] CG: Who are you? [07:30] MM: _*hello cyan blue girl, i am john hissston*_ [07:30] MM: _*i sssell fraymotifsss*_ [07:31] CG: Oh! Are you one of the cute reptile creatures? [07:31] MM: _*i am a fierce sssnake! i am not cute!*_ [07:32] CG: Oh! [07:32] CG: Are your people warriors? [07:32] CG: My little friends are more like nomads [07:33] MM: _*ehhh??? we're morelike sssalesssman*_ [07:33] MM: _**men*_ [07:33] MM: _*we like to sssell ssstuff and collect thossse boondollarsss*_ [07:33] CG: Well, then how do you know your fierce? [07:34] MM: _*I have eaten ssseveral impsss!*_ [07:35] MM: _*Although Impsss aren't that tasssty to be completely honessst*_ [07:35] MM: _*I wisssh I had sssome real food :\ *_ [07:35] CG: Well, isn't there a person with you? [07:35] CG: He or she should have food! [07:35] MM: _*he'ssssss uh kinda busssy*_ [07:36] MM: _*i think theresss a really big thing on the roof?*_ [07:36] CG: Well, I'll get you soem food if I ever meet you! [07:36] MM: _*well it sssoundsss ssscary and i'm hiding downssstairsss in hisss houssse*_ [07:37] MM: _*Definitely meat! I remember hearing ssstoriesss about sssome people who approached the page, and he fed them a odd brown thing.*_ [07:37] CG: The Page? [07:39] MM: _*The people who ate the brown ssstuff got sssick*_ [07:39] CG: Oh No! [07:40] CG: Do you know his name? [07:40] MM: _*Uh, I don't know. I think it wasss Ifim or sssomething like that.*_ [07:40] MM: _*Ivim?*_ [07:41] MM: _*I don't know, but I do know that he isss the page, well one of them at leassst.*_ [07:41] CG: Wait, there are more? [07:41] CG: Ooof [07:41] CG: Oh, I'm sorry! [07:41] CG: I'll have to talk to you later, more monsters just showed up [07:41] MM: _*Yeah, there are two of them I think, life and blood pagesss-*_ [07:41] CG: THEY! BIG AND UGLY! TELEPORTING IS CHEATING! [07:41] -- crazyGamer [CG] ceased pestering mahoganyMamba [MM] at 19:41 -- [07:42] MM: _*I don't sssee any monssstersss around here computer!*_ [07:42] -- mahoganyMamba [MM] ceased pestering crazyGamer [CG] at 19:42 --
> Just go out and that ogre! You can do it!You know what? You think you'll try it. You believe in yourself!
> Be Evan again.You see the snake heading towards the ogre and biting it right on a weird glitchy part of it's body. It quickly realizes the bite, and turns around and prepares to smash the snake to a pulp. Now's your chance! > Evan: Shoot.You use the QUARTZAPPER to shoot the Ogre in the back of the head. It slowly disintegrates as you fall over. You have beaten the Ogre. LEVEL UP!!!:YOU HAVE REACHED "Jugular Impaler!"+150 GEL VISCOSITY+ 75 CACHE LIMIT+ 15 MAN GRITYOU ARE NOW AT THE TOP OF YOUR ECHELADDER!You collapse on the ground, and quickly fall unconscious. > Be someone else.
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Post by swampmist on Jan 14, 2017 4:28:00 GMT
--> Swampmist: Take over for another Girl, a few minutes in the past Huh? Who's this Swampmist person? You are ANNA, same as always! --> Anna: Practice with your new weapon! You hold up your hand, and a small image of a mystery block appears above it. You hop slightly, reaching into the block, and slam your newly crafted THUNDERSTONE FACETYPER onto the ground, creating a large crack. You attempt to lift it, pulling and twisting, but it just seems to heavy for you! You slump back, unhappy with yourself, and then shake your head. You are a hero now, and heroes never give up! You feel a surge of determination flow through you, and with a roar heave the FACETYPER from the ground, and begin swinging it around! Wow, you must have just needed to hold it differently, it feels way lighter now! You are filled with confidence, but before you can set out someone messages you! Looks like Igor has woken up! --> Anna: Speak to Igor now that he can see you. [07:15] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering crazyGamer [CG] at 19:15 -- [07:16] CG: Oh, hello Igor! [07:16] FM: <Hi Anna.> [07:17] CG: How are you doing? [07:17] FM: <So... You seem to have pretty much everything set for alchemy> [07:17] FM: <And I'm doing fine.> [07:17] CG: Yup! I've gotten some stuff done [07:18] CG: Now I'm just practicing with this new keyboard I made! [07:18] FM: <Well, there is one more thing we need to deploy.> [07:19] FM: <There. Install the application on this disc, it should give you access to the shared grist cache, which has accumulated quite a lot.> [07:20] CG: Oh, ok! [07:20] CG: Hmm... now how do I insert a disc into my Camputer... [07:20] FM: <well> [07:20] CG: Maybe scan it like in Pokemon?
You hold the disk up to the camera, and it begins to spin in the air, hanging right in front of your face. After a moment, the disc falls back to the ground, and you see a notification on your Camputer telling you that you have a new program installed! Awesome! [07:20] CG: ...Yup, that worked! [07:21] FM: <Okay. That's what I thought.> [07:21] CG: Well, I'll just put this away for now! [07:21] FM: <Anyways, I see that Mark has already given you at least SOME materials to tinker with.> [07:21] CG: Yup! [07:22] CG: I shoked myself on the electric weapon he helped me make though... [07:22] FM: <That's good, because the monsters out there sure are fucking unpleasant.> [07:22] CG: But I'm surprised, it's a lot lighter than I expected! [07:22] FM: <Also> [07:22] CG: See, I can lift it like this, and... OH!
You swing with a bit too much force, not fully used to being able to carry such a heavy object, and a large boulder in front of you turns to dust! Well, this weapon certainly is powerful! [07:22] CG: Well, there goes that rock... [07:23] FM: <is it like those old castlevania games or something> [07:23] CG: Maybe I'm just stronger than I thought? [07:23] CG: Huh? [07:23] FM: <you use the thing like a whip to slay vampires and shit> [07:23] FM: <except there are like no vampires> [07:23] CG: Well, it's more like a crude flail honestly? [07:24] FM: <unless aria prototypes one or some shit like that> [07:24] FM: <Also, why, of all the things, a keyboard?> [07:24] CG: It's what I had on hand, and I mostly tried to use diplomacy before the game started [07:24] CG: I never was very good at it though... [07:25] FM: <wait a second> [07:25] FM: <hang on HANG ON> [07:25] CG: Huh? [07:26] FM: <What kind of musical instrument do you play, by the way?> [07:26] FM: <If, by chance, it is the piano, then...> [07:27] CG: Well, I prefer Keyboard, but I practice piano often enough [07:27] FM: <well that's like the same thing, so> [07:28] CG: What does my choice of instrument have to do with being a hero? [07:28] FM: <hang on> [07:28] CG: Speaking of, I should really get going! [07:28] CG: Oh? [07:28] FM: <I hope I didn't lose that damn code> [07:29] FM: <SHR3DDRR > [07:29] FM: <use that to create a separate keyboard> [07:29] FM: <then play it> [07:29] CG: What is it? [07:30] FM: <Well, it's a very special guitar.> [07:30] CG: Ooooh, ok! [07:30] CG: Hmm, well, I have some extra cards now, might as well try! [07:30] FM: <Combine it with a keyboard> [07:30] CG: This... is a really exspensive item. [07:31] CG: Are you sure I should make it? [07:31] FM: <Yes.> [07:31] CG: OK...
You combine the Guitar Igor gave you and your current FACETYPER to make... THE POWER OF ROCKIN'Wow, this keytar costs a ton! It's covered in electrical energy and is made of heavy stone, but it's super cool either way! [07:31] FM: <It is TOTALLY fucking worth it> [07:31] FM: <like> [07:31] FM: <last time I used that guitar> [07:31] CG: It's... a Keyboard Guitar? [07:31] FM: <it cleared my entire fucking roof off all the monsters> [07:31] FM: <well yeah> [07:31] CG: Made of rock and electrical wiring? [07:32] CG: Well, let me go try it out! [07:32] FM: <hope it ain't TOO heavy> [07:32] CG: Let's see, oh, there's some monsters! Even some big ones! [07:32] CG: Let me just... OOF
You press a single one of the keys, and a massive blast of power rips out as the note rings true, thunder and lightning blasting forth with the force of a hurricane, blasting apart all of the monsters in the area! Sadly, it also knocks you back into the cave, and is very heavy on your chest. You stick it back in your Strife Specibus with a pop, a question mark block forming around it before it disappears. You then get up, dust yourself off, and continue your conversation. [07:32] FM: <what the hell> [07:32] CG: Wow, that is some huge kick! [07:32] FM: <are you alright> [07:32] CG: Well, there go the monsters! [07:33] FM: <yeah> [07:33] CG: Yeah, just a bit dusty [07:33] FM: <I mean your whole planet seems to be covered in ash and dust, so> [07:33] CG: Yeah, that's true [07:34] FM: <Oh, and another thing.> [07:34] CG: Oh? [07:34] CG: Yeah, I think I'll keep using my other weapon for now, this thing seems a bit too dangerous for saving... [07:34] CG: OH! RIGHT! [07:35] FM: <Wherever you go... do not, under any circumstances, I repeat, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, go through the gate on the misty planet.> [07:35] CG: I'm suppsoed to go save the little reptile poeple! [07:35] CG: Ok? [07:35] CG: I'm gonna keep looking around my planet for now anyway [07:35] CG: Gotta find my Mom, after-all! [07:35] FM: <It leads to a glitch world Mark has probably mentioned.> [07:35] CG: Oh, yeah, I remember that! [07:36] FM: <And THAT is literally fucking hellish, NOT TO MENTION the monsters there DAMAGE YOUR EQUIPMENT.> [07:36] CG: Oh no! [07:36] FM: <So yeah, just DON'T go there.> [07:37] FM: <Trust me, I fucking went through that myself> [07:37] CG: Ok! [07:37] CG: Now, I'm off to be heroic! [07:37] CG: I'll talk to you soon Igor! [07:37] FM: <Okay. See you later.> [07:37] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering crazyGamer [CG] at 19:37 --
--> Anna: Be the Hero, it's you. You step out of the cave, and almost immediately you see more imps accosting some of those reptile creatures Mark told you about! Turning on your camera so that all of your viewers can see, you valiantly shout at the Imps CG: HEY! YOU BIG MEANIES, GET AWAY FROM THOSE LITTLE GUYS!The imps turn around, and almost immediately they teleport up to you! Oh no! --> Anna: STRIFE! You dodge the first swipe that comes your way, and throw out your hand. You activate your strife specibus, and a question mark block goes flying out. It hits one of the imps in the head, knocking it back and sending your FACETYPER flying out toward you. You sidestep, hearing the breath of another imp behind you, and the FACETYPER smashes it in the face, exploding it into a pile of grist with a shock of electricity. You grab onto the cord and heave once more, causing the Imps to teleport back before having their bodies cleaved in two. You breathe heavily for a moment, surprised by how natural this all feels. But, as another Imp appears behind you only for you to elbow it in the face, you suppose that is just part of being a Hero. You Swing your FACETYPER in another wide circle, pushing the imps back again, before bringing it up and into an overhead swing. The Imps don't even try to move, and in a moment they are blasted by an electrical shock traveling through the ash below them, more grist dropping where their bodies once stood. You look at the scared faces of the other imps, and swing once more. They are too scared to dodge. You look around for a moment, seeing that you have cleared up the imps. You pump your fist in supposed victory, before hearing a heavy thud behind you... --> Anna: Time to face something a little more... difficult You are flung back by the force of the monster's punch landing next to you, your TYPEFACER dragging across the ground as you go. You whimper, looking up at the massive, blank face of the monster. There's no way you can kill this, it's too strong, toostrongtoostrong... --> Consorts: Encourage your Page As The monster raises it's fist to strike at you, you hear a voice from the Ash behind you. You glance over and see one of the little reptile people, looking at you with wide eyes. Don't stop fighting! You hold the Potential of Life! You have to save us, hero!--> Anna: You are filled with DETERMINATION As the fist comes crashing down, you throw your hand out, the previous stone keyboard flying out of your Specibus and knocking the monster's fist back. You stand up, grabbing hold of the cord of your FACETYPER, and SCREAM. You can't give up! You can't give in! You can't lose here, because... CG: I! AM! A! HEROOOOOO! You scream the loudest you have ever screamed, defiance bubbling up from deep within you, and the force of your determination sends the massive creature stumbling back, it's face breaking to reveal one single, massive eye that stares you down from above, blinking in confusion. You stare back at it, unwilling to show it the weakness that you had just felt, and tighten your grip on your weapon. The monster roars in challenge to you, and in the blink of an eye is upon you once again, fist swinging down in a massive arc to crush you beneath it. But this time, you are ready. --> Anna: Finish this. Your legs tense almost on their own, your body tightening into a crouch, and you leap up, swinging your FACETYPER to cleave through the Cyclops' fist, it's hand dissolving into ash as electricity courses through it, the momentum not stopping your ascent. You fly up, feeling power you didn't think you had, as your Camputer beeps to notify you that you have a new item, called a Fraymotif. As you reach the top of your arc, your FACETYPER orbiting around you, you silently thank the small creature below for this gift. The Cyclops looks up at you and roars, eye glowing with green lightning, but you are no longer afraid. You angle your body down, spiraling slightly as you swing your weapon around, and as the beast opens it's eye fully, you swing downward with all of your might, the FACETYPER smashing into the Cyclops' single eye, and with a burst of electricity the monster explodes into massive piles of grist. --> Anna: You have done well. You smile to yourself, knowing that you have done all you could. You place the FACETYPER back into your syllabus, and begin to fall back, when you feel a fluffy pair of paws catch you. You open your eyes, body suddenly wracked by fatigue, and see that Cuddlesprite caught you in the air. He gently brings you back to the ground, and allows you to stand, though you wobble quite a lot in your state of tiredness. The reptile creatures all run up to you and begin speaking quickly, so fast that you can barely understand a word. Still, you breathe for a moment, Cuddlesprite placing a paw on your back and pushing aura into you, allowing some of your fatigue to fade away. Though, you could still really go for a nap. --> Anna: No time to nap, you have a client to get into the game! Your Camputer beeps again, and you see that Tory has come online on Pesterchum. You gasp, realizing that you probably missed her before, when you were first searching for your mom! You look around at the gathered creatures, and smile. This game, though you can't explain why, makes you feel good. You can't stop a massive smile from erupting onto your face, as you prepare to share this joy with one of your friends as well. --> Be someone who isn't riding an adrenaline high.
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Post by solidvaporizer on Jan 14, 2017 9:27:36 GMT
You are now Igor, and you have just woken up from a rather... peculiar dream. ...You would like to simply not think about what you saw in that last cloud. Just... how the hell are you going to fight THAT thing off, assuming, of course, that you ARE in fact destined to face it? You sincerely hope that vision was just the result of the glitches, because if not... ====>Tell Mark about it. ...Fuck no. You cannot even imagine a worse idea than this right now. For one thing, Mark is asleep, and you wouldn't want wake him up in the middle of the night, but, even more importantly... telling anyone, you repeat to yourself, ANYONE about it would just... Would just... ...You would simply like to forget about it altogether. Why the hell are you even trusting those damn clouds, even. Sure, these things managed to predict the future once or twice... but that does not at all mean they are always completely accurate. How something like that even CAN if the future is shaped by your very actions? This is all just a fucking load of bullshit, you think. And again, how do these things even work? Oh, right, more game magic. And just how much more of this you are going to encounter? Sure, some of it, like the fraymotifs and the space breathing, has been helpful, but still... it's not like it even matters because apparently, you're all just fucked anyway unless Mark gets his shit right and does some spacey thing to get you out of here, and then again, just where are you going to escape to? Certainly not Earth, because that planet is presently getting fucked by the meteors. Another session of this game? You have a feeling THAT is going to be even more of a clusterfuck... ...But even that is just according to Clem - a really fucking suspicious guy already, but even MORE so as of recently. You wouldn't be surprised if it was HIM after all - he caused the glitch ghost bullshit to appear, he fucked up that planet and possibly the entirety of the session, it is because of him that you are not going to be... Wait. Now you are just making shit up. Just forget about the damn thing already. ...Just as you are about to go back to sleep, you find a note attached to your bed. ====>Read note. "Please help Anna progress through the game."You are pretty sure this is Mark's handwriting. And right there at the table is the laptop with the server application on. ...It's been a while since you've last checked on her. Thankfully, she seems to be fine. And... Let's just get to work. [07:15] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] began pestering crazyGamer [CG] at 07:15 -- [07:16] FM: <Hi Anna.> [07:16] CG: Oh, hello Igor! [07:17] CG: How are you doing? [07:17] FM: <So... You seem to have pretty much everything set for alchemy> [07:17] FM: <And I'm doing fine.> [07:17] CG: Yup! I've gotten some stuff done [07:18] CG: Now I'm just practicing with this new keyboard I made! [07:18] FM: <Well, there is one more thing we need to deploy.> [07:19] FM: <There. Install the application on this disc, it should give you access to the shared grist cache, which has accumulated quite a lot.> [07:20] CG: Oh, ok! [07:20] CG: Hmm... now how do I insert a disc into my Camputer... [07:20] FM: <well> [07:20] CG: Maybe scan it like in Pokemon? [07:20] CG: ...Yup, that worked! [07:21] FM: <Okay. That's what I thought.> [07:21] CG: Well, I'll just put this away for now! [07:21] FM: <Anyways, I see that Mark has already given you at least SOME materials to tinker with.> [07:21] CG: Yup! [07:22] CG: I shoked myself on the electric weapon he helped me make though... [07:22] FM: <That's good, because the monsters out there sure are fucking unpleasant.> [07:22] CG: But I'm surprised, it's a lot lighter than I expected! [07:22] FM: <Also> [07:22] CG: See, I can lift it like this, and... OHJ! [07:22] CG: Well, there goes that rock... [07:23] FM: <is it like those old castlevania games or something> [07:23] CG: Maybe I'm just stronger than I thought? [07:23] CG: Huh? [07:23] FM: <you use the thing like a whip to slay vampires and shit> [07:23] FM: <except there are like no vampires> [07:24] FM: <unless aria prototypes one or some shit like that> [07:24] CG: Well, it's more like a crude flail honestly? [07:24] FM: <Also, why, of all the things, a keyboard?> [07:24] CG: It's what I had on hand, and I mostly tried to use diplomacy before the game started [07:24] CG: I never was very good at it though... [07:25] FM: <wait a second> [07:25] FM: <hang on HANG ON> [07:25] CG: Huh? [07:26] FM: <What kind of musical instrument do you play, by the way?> [07:26] FM: <If, by chance, it is the piano, then...> [07:27] CG: Well, I prefer Keyboard, but I practice piano often enough [07:27] FM: <well that's like the same thing, so> [07:28] CG: What does my choice of instrument have to do with being a hero? [07:28] FM: <hang on> [07:28] CG: Speaking of, I should really get going! [07:28] CG: Oh? [07:28] FM: <I hope I didn't lose that damn code> [07:29] FM: <SHR3DDRR > [07:29] FM: <use that to create a separate keyboard> [07:29] FM: <then play it> [07:29] CG: What is it? [07:30] FM: <Well, it's a very special guitar.> [07:30] CG: Ooooh, ok! [07:30] CG: Hmm, well, I have some extra cards now, might as well try! [07:30] FM: <Combine it with a keyboard> [07:31] CG: This... is a really exspensive item. [07:31] CG: Are you sure I should make it? [07:31] FM: <Yes.> [07:31] CG: OK... [07:31] FM: <It is TOTALLY fucking worth it> [07:31] FM: <like> [07:31] FM: <last time I used that guitar> [07:31] CG: It's... a Keyboard Guitar? [07:31] FM: <it cleared my entire fucking roof off all the monsters> [07:31] FM: <well yeah> [07:31] CG: Made of rock and electrical wiring? [07:32] CG: Well, let me go try it out! [07:32] FM: <hope it ain't TOO heavy> [07:32] CG: Let's see, oh, there's some monsters! Even some big ones! [07:32] CG: Let me just... OOF [07:32] FM: <what the hell> [07:32] CG: Wow, that is some huge kick! [07:32] FM: <are you alright> [07:32] CG: Well, there go the monsters! [07:33] FM: <yeah> [07:33] CG: Yeah, just a bit dusty [07:33] FM: <I mean your whole planet seems to be covered in ash and dust, so> [07:33] CG: Yeah, that's true [07:34] FM: <Oh, and another thing.> [07:34] CG: Oh? [07:34] CG: Yeah, I think I'll keep using my other weapon for now, this thing seems a bit too dangerous for saving... [07:34] CG: OH! RIGHT! [07:35] FM: <Wherever you go... do not, under any circumstances, I repeat, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, go through the gate on the misty planet.> [07:35] CG: I'm suppsoed to go save the little reptile poeple! [07:35] CG: Ok? [07:35] CG: I'm gonna keep looking around my planet for now anyway [07:35] CG: Gotta find my Mom, after-all! [07:35] FM: <It leads to a glitch world Mark has probably mentioned.> [07:35] CG: Oh, yeah, I remember that! [07:36] FM: <And THAT is literally fucking hellish, NOT TO MENTION the monsters there DAMAGE YOUR EQUIPMENT.> [07:36] CG: Oh no! [07:36] FM: <So yeah, just DON'T go there.> [07:37] FM: <Trust me, I fucking went through that myself> [07:37] CG: Ok! [07:37] CG: Now, I'm off to be heroic! [07:37] FM: <Okay. See you later.> [07:37] CG: I'll talk to you soon Igor! [07:37] -- flamingMetalworks [FM] ceased pestering crazyGamer [CG] at 07:37 --
Now... with that out of the way, you go back to sleep. Or at least... try to. Suddenly, you are being pestered by a handle you do not recognize. [11:07] -- stalwartBrawler [SB] began pestering flamingMetalworks [FM] at 11:07 -- [11:07] SB: (Hell0, y00ng Ig0r) [11:07] FM: <wait> [11:07] FM: <who the hell are you, even> [11:07] SB: (D0 n0t be alarmed, I have c0me as a friend) [11:08] FM: <are you affiliated with that Lily girl, by chance?> [11:08] SB: (Y00 kn0w 0ne 0f my C0mrades, wh0 has taken residence in y00r Sessi0n) [11:08] SB: (Ah, y00 are ast0te) [11:08] FM: <wait> [11:08] FM: <I thought she was the only one to escape her session> [11:09] FM: <through some denizen magic or something> [11:09] SB: (She was at the time) [11:09] FM: <Then how did you get there?> [11:09] SB: (She, 0f c00rse, was n0t the 0nly 0ne with a denizen t0 speak with) [11:10] FM: <So... that's two of you> [11:11] FM: <...So... As Lily may or may not have told you, this game isn't exactly going in the most pleasant direction.> [11:11] SB: (0h, I realize) [11:11] FM: <Have you seen what happened to that other fucking planet?> [11:11] SB: (I have c0me expresly f0r that reas0n) [11:11] SB: (I have... an idea, th00gh I have n0t yet seen y00r Sessi0n with my 0wn eyes) [11:11] FM: <Okay, if so... what are you planning to do about all this> [11:12] FM: <And oh yeah, if you EVER see a sprite that appears as a ghost, a 4-dimensional shape or ANY shit like that in general... get the hell away> [11:12] FM: <because that is the thing that fucked up the other planet> [11:13] SB: (Ah yes, the an0m0ly. It will play a key piece in the w0rk t0 c0me) [11:13] SB: (F0r n0w, kn0w that I am here t0 help with a missi0n that y00r c0mrades are already preparing f0r, as are y00) [11:14] FM: <Okay.> [11:14] SB: (My j0b is t0... facilitate said missi0n, and t0 pr0tect y00 fr0m certain 00tside infl0ences) [11:14] FM: <Speaking of outside influences... there are unfortunately plenty in this session.> [11:14] SB: (I have heard) [11:14] SB: (I and Lily 0f c00rse being incl0ded) [11:14] FM: <Has a person with a chumhandle 'iridiscentShaman' ever messaged you?> [11:15] SB: (Ah, b0t wh0 am I t0 ask y00 t0 tr0st me with00t intr0d0cing myself) [11:15] SB: (My name is Sebastian Mercyl, th00gh y00 may call me Bast if y00 please) [11:15] SB: (It is a pleas0re t0 make y00r acq0antaince) [11:15] FM: <Currently, we need all the help we can get as fast as possible> [11:16] FM: <Anyways, nice to meet you> [11:16] SB: (As f0r this shaman, I d0 n0t kn0w 0f him, th00gh it is likely he will play a part in what is t0 c0me) [11:16] FM: <One more thing.> [11:16] FM: <What kind of... abilities do you have, by the way?> [11:16] SB: (Well, let 0s j0st say\) [11:17] SB: (That what I have c0me t0 d0 largely inv0lves Pr0tecting y00r H0pe) [11:17] SB: (F0r what kind 0f Knight w00ld I be if I let that H0pe die?) [11:17] FM: <Oh, okay.> [11:17] SB: (Ah, I am cl0sing in 0n y00, and yet there is still s0 m0ch t0 d0) [11:18] FM: <Okay.> [11:18] SB: (I shall speak t0 y00 0nce I have arrived y00ng Ig0r) [11:18] FM: <See you I guess> [11:18] SB: (F0r n0w, I bid y00 farewell) [11:18] -- stalwartBrawler [SB] ceased pestering flamingMetalworks [FM] at 11:18 --
You wonder if that Lily girl's other comrades also plan to "moving" here. And to be honest, you wouldn't be surprised if they do.
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Post by balancesong on Jan 14, 2017 16:47:28 GMT
> Be ToryThe game has been downloaded! Just in time too, somebody is pestering you! [08:22] -- crazyGamer [CG] began pestering thaumaTectrix at 20:22 -- [08:22] CG: Hey there Tory! [08:23] TT: Hey hey! [08:23] CG: Gosh, it's been a while since we talked! [08:23] CG: Sorry about that, I've been busy being a hero and stuff [08:23] CG: But, you know, I'm probably supposed to help out with that, huh? [08:24] CG: Let's get you being the hero now! [08:24] TT: That would kinda help yeah, though I didn't realise this game was about being a hero [08:24] CG: Neither did I, but it's a big job! [08:24] TT: Well as long as you're still having fun that's all that matters [08:24] CG: There's lots of monsters, and I've had to get a lot better at fighting to be able to help all of these little Lizard people! [08:25] TT: It sounds a little like uhm that one game, WOW I think [08:25] CG: Maybe? Yeah it is kinda similar to an MMO [08:25] CG: But in real life! [08:25] CG: Oh wait, oh no that reminds me! [08:25] CG: What does the sky look like right now? [08:25] TT: Oh it's a larp game? [08:26] CG: I'm getting the server set up, so we can start in a moment! [08:26] TT: Uhh it's blue I'm pretty sure [08:26] CG: Well, no, it's a lot more dangerous than that [08:26] CG: You'll see! [08:26] TT: I'm not sure if that's meant to be encouragement or not, but I'll take that as encouragement [08:27] CG: So, how does the sky look? [08:27] TT: It's hard to tell [08:27] TT: For all I know the sky is literally just paperwork at this point [08:28] CG: Well, either way [08:28] CG: My program is finished installing! [08:28] TT: Cool! [08:28] CG: Wow, this Camputer is su[per fast! [08:28] CG: Anyway, do you have the client program ready? [08:29] TT: I think so [08:30] CG: Well... Yup, it's connected! [08:30] CG: Wow, hey, is that you? [08:30] CG: You look really pretty! [08:30] TT: Is what me? [08:30] TT: Is my camera on? [08:31] CG: Nope! [08:31] CG: Ok, so I kinda know how this works, let me see... [08:31] CG: Ok, I'm gonna move your bed to make room for some of the stuff! [08:31] TT: Uhhhh [08:31] CG: Up it goes [08:32] TT: You maybe don't want [08:32] TT: Oh [08:32] TT: You have discovered my homework for the past forever, congratulations! [08:32] CG: Oh, well [08:32] TT: If you tattle you're officially uncool [08:32] CG: Maybe capchalogue that? the game stuff needs a lot of room [08:32] CG: Not like it'll matter soon, but it's fine! [08:33] TT: Okay but I'm not going to do it [08:33] CG: ok [08:33] TT: Sorry about the rest of the mess, my mother's work is literally flooding the house [08:33] CG: So, now that the space is clear, I'm gonna put this Cruxtruder thing down... [08:33] CG: We're gonna need a lot more space! [08:34] TT: I don't know if I can captchalogue all of this but I'll try! [08:34] CG: If you can't, just try to move some of it [08:35] CG: Ok, well it looks like this side room has some space! Just gotta move another bed... [08:35] TT: ...Wait [08:35] TT: I don't have two beds [08:36] TT: Is my door open [08:36] TT: Oh god it's open [08:36] CG: I'm looking at another room! [08:36] TT: Oh good [08:36] CG: I mean, the door is open, but you're gonna have to move around [08:36] TT: I thought my mother had finally drowned the house in so much stuff that everything was floating on it [08:37] CG: oooh, ok! [08:37] CG: Well, I've been able to move the stuff from this room [08:37] CG: The backyard is filling up fast though... [08:37] TT: Oh no [08:37] CG: Ok, so the other two important machines are down, and there should be a punched card on your desk [08:37] TT: I see it! [08:38] CG: Yup! Ok, now we need to open the Cruxtruder with something heavy... [08:38] CG: also, you should get something ready to go into your sprite! [08:38] CG: It'll be your guide in the game, so pick carefully! [08:39] TT: Uhh ummm [08:40] CG: well, for now, I'm gonna take this chair from downstairs and drop it on the machine! [08:40] CG: It might be a bit loud, so be ready! [08:40] TT: Okay! [08:40] CG: Here I go! [08:40] CG: Yup, ok, that worked [08:40] CG: ...Oh wow, that bounced... [08:41] CG: through your wall [08:41] CG: sorry about that [08:41] TT: I'm sure mother can pay for the charges, she really knows how to get her way with that kind of obligation [08:42] CG: Actually, I'll probably be fixing it [08:42] TT: Meanwhile I threw a fox plush at the sprite [08:42] CG: See, I can do stuff like this [08:42] TT: It's adorable [08:42] CG: there, your room is bigger now! [08:42] TT: Oh cool!! [08:42] CG: Yeah! [08:42] CG: still really hurst my eyes though... [08:42] CG: that part will get better! [08:42] CG: Ok, well [08:42] CG: Um ohno [08:43] CG: The timer on the Cruxtruder is super low! [08:43] CG: Oh god we have to be fast! [08:43] CG: Ok trun the wheel on the cruxtruder, I'll make sure everything else is ready! [08:44] CG: Tory did you turn it? I went to go check to see what was up with your Mom [08:49] CG: Oh no! ohnnoohnno [08:49] CG: Ok so a bunch of monstersjust showerd up, and I accidentally put a coach in-front of your Mom's door. [08:50] CG: Get the stuff from the Cruxtrduer, put it in the Lathe with the punched card, then put it on the Alchemizer! [08:50] CG: Hurry! [08:50] -- crazyGamer [CG] ceased pestering thaumaTectrix at 20:50 -- [08:50] TT: I am amazed you didn't see me just drowning under all that paper [08:50] TT: wait come back!! [08:50] CG: I'm trying [08:50] CG: These Guys are Tough! [08:50] CG: OOF [08:50] -- crazyGamer [CG] ceased pestering thaumaTectrix at 20:50 -- [08:50] TT: Okay um I think I've done it!! [08:51] TT: Has my mom managed to somehow get around the couch yet? I imagine she has. [08:52] -- crazyGamer [CG] ceased pestering thaumaTectrix at 20:52 -- [08:52] TT: Oh... I think this... Is a magic wand? I wonder if I can make a wish with it!! [08:53] -- thaumaTectrix ceased pestering crazyGamer [CG] at 20:53 -- A FLASH OF LIGHT... THEN SUDDENLY... Tory was... Rather sure only her mother had escaped that room which the couch was previously blocking... You know, in her usual knack of getting around restrictions... But this was different... Something big, with a fox-like paw had followed her in, crushing the crouch in its' wake... Her mother hugged Tory tightly, shielding her from the Fox-Ogre's fierce claws... The last words Tory ever heard her mother say from that day forth... Was "I love you".T O R Y . H A S . E N T E R E D . T H E . G A ME
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Post by bloonofsteel on Jan 15, 2017 14:43:27 GMT
You try to recall what Bast had told you. Remove the bombs from Igor and Evan's towers, but keep yours and Shay's there. Alright, should be easy enough. After making mental notes of whose tower is whose, you fly over to a less populated portion of Prospit. > Mark: Attempt diplomacy with Prospitians You attempt to do that thing Anna loves to do, but they won't budge! Even though they're the good guys, and you're a Hero of Space, they seem to really not trust you due to your title. Oh right, you're a destroyer class. You'd probably fuck your designated important job up if you tried it. But it's very important that you relocate the bombs! Otherwise the other heroes will die! ...It's no use, is it? You can't convince them. You'll destroy their hopes and dreams. > Be the lady You are the Ambassador Dame and YOU ARE NERVE-WRECKED TO SHIT. That war is happening and you failed to stop it, and you're almost sure they rigged the towers of the Heroes with something. You fucked up, you fucked up... Just then, you spot some boy, presumably one of the Heroes, arguing with a bunch of Prospitians. Maybe... maybe it's time you helped out. You show your face to the crowd, and despite your recent failures you know for a fact that you still have quite a bit of sway with them. You walk up to the boy in the golden clothes, and put on a brave face. AD(?): Hello there... young man. What can I do for you? YOUNG MAN: Oh, sorry to bother you! I, well, you see, me and my friends' towers have been rigged with bombs, and I have to relocate them. Problem is, these guys don't really wanna move, and I'm not exactly one to convince them with my title... AD(?): Leave it to me. I'll deal with clearing them out. > AD(?): Evacuate the area Using your sway on the Prospitians, you manage to make them clear out from that part of the city. The young man looks in admiration, but you had already ran away to have a nervous breakdown in hiding. > Mark: Relocate the bombs Ah, right, that. You fly over to Evan's tower and carefully remove the bombs, before moving them to your designated detonation point. Easy enough... You do the same to Igor's, and you idly think about where he might be. Oh well, he's probably at least safe now. > ====> Just before you manage to set down Igor's bombs, they make an alarming beeping sound. Oh crap! This wasn't supposed to happen! They're not supposed to blow up yet! You panic as they blow up, and everything runs through your mind at once as the light engulfs you. > Mark: Wake up You wake up with a start, sweating profusely. ...Did you die back there? ====TO BE CONTINUED====>
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Post by solidvaporizer on Jan 16, 2017 1:22:12 GMT
A Prospitian agent observes the scene. It's a good thing one of the Heroes had managed to spot those bombs in time, or else there could have been many casualties! The two towers in the middle blow up one after another, with thankfully nobody around. Then, you see a bright green flash and hear a loud fizzle at the right-most tower, where that boy in yellow attire headed... After that, nothing. The tower stays intact. It appears that an investigation is in order. And you think you know who exactly had placed the bombs and WHERE exactly he went... >: Locate transportalizer. It appears to be placed right next to what once was one of the Heroes' towers, hidden in one of the walkways. How convenient. The transportalizer takes you to what appears to be one of the asteroids of the Veil. You see that one of the genetic engineering machines has been activated with its buttons being randomly mashed. Somebody's been here VERY recently. You hear some strange sounds down one of the hallways. You swiftly head there, however, whoever was there has already gotten out. You also notice a piece of green clothing next to one of the doors. The hallway leads to a ladder up to the surface of the asteroid. >: Ascend. You climb up the ladder and observe your surroundings. There's Skaia in the distance, there are the Heroes' planets... There is Derse. You notice a strange red glow emanating from one of its towers. You are sure this cannot be good... Years in the future(but not many)... A steel pyramid rises from the snow, its bottom surrounded by bright blue light. It slowly but surely floats up into the sky, above the destroyed city. The strange vessel then stops for a second before shooting off at high speed, the last inhabitant of the desolate frozen ruins leaving them behind...
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