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Post by Piono on Jun 5, 2017 14:28:19 GMT
"It turns out his trouble with sleeping was probably because his pillow had somehow been stuffed with hamsters overnight."
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Jun 5, 2017 19:19:28 GMT
"I used my sense of adventure to stab the Monster of the Week to death."
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KittenCollector
Nipper Cadet
Sinful and Loathing It
Posts: 75
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by KittenCollector on Jun 7, 2017 4:53:34 GMT
"Love is the ultimate drug and a lot of other weird analogies and metaphors. I'm playing multiplayer Tetris right now because God is dead."
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jun 22, 2017 22:19:55 GMT
(Not a direct quote from myself, but it deserved to be posted nonetheless.)
"Does this count as PDA, or is it too experimental for that?"
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 23, 2017 0:03:40 GMT
"Th is may be the sleep derpivration talking, butfucking Kimi holaroous"
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 25, 2017 19:40:33 GMT
"the reason i say that may not be immediately obvious until you read the book, though"
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Post by Piono on Jun 26, 2017 14:11:47 GMT
"That's a very aerodynamic door."
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Jun 27, 2017 1:26:30 GMT
"Needless to say, the Mage was set upon by security faster than you could say, “Great Caesar's Ghost being haunted by the spirit of Caesar salads yet to come!”"
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Post by strikerjanners on Jul 30, 2017 4:19:55 GMT
"I wonder what is the meaning of context?"
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Post by nighttime_madness on Jul 30, 2017 5:22:29 GMT
"by your rules i am permanently turned on"
Don't ask.
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Post by Piono on Aug 1, 2017 23:28:53 GMT
"WHY ARE MY BONES SO SMALL"
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Aug 17, 2017 0:35:01 GMT
"Do I need to get a parrot and teach it to ask you if you need to go to sleep?"
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Post by SpottedBlades on Aug 29, 2017 10:43:52 GMT
"When you use a bat to get people's attention, it's called "clickbat"."
"him: Past the point of no return...♫ me: *cums*"
"You married a bat. Get over it."
"Perfect. I've turned the greatest lawyer in town into a lizard, with the attention span of an ADD Dolphin."
"When I'm with you, it feels like peeing after holding it in for so long"
"I can't say I have a ladyboner if I'm a dude!"
"Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick."
"Of course i know the four seasons. winter, spring, summer and- *reads smudged writing on hand* autism"
"Never thought i'd see the day i googled that"
"are you kin with his eyelashes"
"BRUH wait did he just fuckin SWITCH THEIR BODIES-"
"Bondage is a metaphor for the bonds of friendship."
"Baguette isn't a synonym for bread! You're triggering my inner French!"
"Bone marrow is the Wes Craven of our body: it's a blood factory."
"Chapter 1: Genetics don't work that way"
"It's weird troll meat with weird troll cheese and weird troll eggs and cream made of weird troll milk, but he's making it into a quiche anyway."
"Maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way."
"He did many weird things before he matured. Making love to a cat is not entirely out of his reach."
"You're like a weeaboo, but with France. A ouiboo."
"Either that plot point always works, either I'm just very stupid."
"My grandpa is a parrot robot, but I'm okay with this"
-some pearls from Discord
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rectifiedReaction
Moppet of Destiny
Wait, when did I get this NothingIsOkay75 halloween costume on???
Posts: 113
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by rectifiedReaction on Sept 2, 2017 6:13:17 GMT
In a sarcastic tone, I ran up to the local weeabo and shouted "ITS NOT GIRL CARTOONS. DAD, ITS CALLED ANIME AND ITS SuPERIOR ANIMATION FROM A COuNTRY THAT IS BETTER THAN OuRS. IT HAS INTRICATE PLOTLINES AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTS THAT A BAKA GAIJIN LIKE YOU WOULDN'T uNDERSTAND. HERE. WATCH FOR A SECOND." And pulled up the scene from S GAME OVER. in which Kanaya bissects gamzee.
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InternallyLactiad
Calloused Tenderfoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
Posts: 180
Pronouns: [any]
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Post by InternallyLactiad on Sept 12, 2017 17:06:14 GMT
"My upper lip smells like styrofoam, I'm gonna vomit!"
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Sept 12, 2017 23:42:57 GMT
"An ENTIRE Mac N Cheese for Breakfast!?"
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Sept 21, 2017 0:50:04 GMT
"Are you secretly an elephant that is switched on and off by a sandwich?"
EDIT ADDITIONS!!!!!
"so, spongebob is french and lives in a british tank confirmed? "
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Sept 27, 2017 0:27:20 GMT
"you're going to be stuck bent over for quite a while"
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Post by cobaltergeist on Sept 27, 2017 7:19:42 GMT
"We are all fuck." "I have lizards too. Just nowhere to cook them." " MINE WAS THE ONE SHE SHOVED WITH THE SNACKS" "And I KNOW it's gonna end up with a sub watcher spoiling a dub watcher." "Weed Famous Cat Money" "Noofunlund" "You stole an entire fictional Germany!" And a bonus "Out of Context but In-Character": CC: otherwise ave and i are about to take flight lessons CC: administered by trial and error incorporated(tm) CC: may need another “wish me luck” for the road though CC: because i am at least partially aware of how stupid this idea is
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
Posts: 123
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by foodman on Sept 27, 2017 22:33:49 GMT
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 1, 2017 2:16:54 GMT
"Bone Lord is Bone Laid!"
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 13, 2017 1:30:54 GMT
ME: nothin but horse FRIEND: fuckin' horse
ME: WE MUST GET THE HORSES FRIEND: H O R S E S
FRIEND: Kill the castle for he has commited a crime FRIEND: he killed a horse
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The One Guy
Rust Maid
Posts: 1,148
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by The One Guy on Oct 17, 2017 18:33:29 GMT
So I was rereading a my post to see if I needed to make any corrections when I ran across this: What's the point of even arguing who came first when they came at the same time, so to speak? I could probably fix up that sentence, it's a bit awkwardly worded even without the unintentional innuendo, but I won't just so I can post it here.
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InternallyLactiad
Calloused Tenderfoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOJwB80oCWk
Posts: 180
Pronouns: [any]
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Post by InternallyLactiad on Oct 18, 2017 12:05:36 GMT
Just scream into the piano!
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
Posts: 502
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by researcherwisemon on Oct 18, 2017 21:52:31 GMT
"No, I'm just a bad werewolf."
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