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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 18, 2016 23:19:17 GMT
>Chase after him. He is clearly dimwitted enough to be a hero of light.
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Post by Crom on Jul 20, 2016 22:12:25 GMT
>Chase after him. He is clearly dimwitted enough to be a hero of light. That, and the fact I should get out of here until the heat goes down. You only slightly caught sight of him heading into the Cornerian Forest, so you set off on your newfound quest of taking in an idiot for your goals. You search for over an hour and decide to give up and turn back, maybe it will be less effort just heading to the armor store or inn. Though, you feel as though you're being watched.. Could it be the wind? Did the fighter bumble into your own path? You look back and notice nothing. This place is giving you the creeps, so you begin to pick up the pace. It is not unlike having dagger's in your back, the intensity of the watched sensation. No, you are sure someone is there, you are going to turn around and unleash a Hadoken right up this stalkers ass!!  Stalker: BRO, YOU DARE DISTURB THE PEACE OF CORNERIAN FOREST?! PF: What kind of clown are you? Stalker: Bro, I am Guy Wood, defender of the forest, nature and all that resides within its kingdoms! Nightmare to woodcutters and any evil who dares trespass! Well, you went into the forest to find an idiot for your party and an idiot you found. But how should I go about bribing this dimwit to be a part of the party, if at all?
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Post by Con Air on Jul 20, 2016 22:39:00 GMT
Plonk Frisk: Use hot sauce to ignite Guy Wood
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Post by arbitraryTemplar on Jul 20, 2016 22:55:37 GMT
> PF: Threaten forest with fire magic. That'll shut him up fast.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 21, 2016 1:49:19 GMT
>Bribe him with some seeds lying at your feet or some shit
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Post by loading on Jul 21, 2016 4:03:41 GMT
Ask if he wood like to join you
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Post by NeoTTolemo on Jul 21, 2016 10:34:02 GMT
Ask if he wood like to join you Fistbump your bro as you do that. |
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Post by eerr on Jul 21, 2016 11:27:12 GMT
>Would a shop chop wood if a wood shop could chop chop chop wood?
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Post by loading on Jul 22, 2016 4:13:30 GMT
Go look for the really boughff grasshole who tried hitting lawn you earlier.
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 22, 2016 4:29:26 GMT
>See what's the haps in the Inn
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Post by loading on Jul 22, 2016 5:04:04 GMT
>See what's the haps in the Inn *saps |
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Post by Curris on Jul 22, 2016 21:38:24 GMT
Check stats of Guy Wood
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 24, 2016 4:56:10 GMT
>PF: Extinguish fire. Guy Wood is a little too close to it, don't you think?
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Post by Curris on Jul 24, 2016 8:16:38 GMT
Ask what flavor the Free Meal is?
Theorize that distant inns must be rolling in cash if they even get a single traveller. Resolve to rob them blind.
But not this place. You're vulnerable to being shanked in the giblets when you sleep. So, keep this one in good shape as a safety base.
Ask to purchase the Ram's head on the wall. That just seems too practical to pass up.
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Crom
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Post by Crom on Jul 26, 2016 6:04:21 GMT
>PF: Extinguish fire. Guy Wood is a little too close to it, don't you think? I consider it, however, he seems to be fine. An indoor fireplace hardly seems hazardous.  PF: So, what flavor is the free meal? INNKEEPER: We serve a hearty meat soup. I would even dare say the best in all the land, if it wasn't also served at every other INN as well.PF: ... must suppress urge to rob, kill and steal...INNKEEPER: What was that?PF: I said, I really would like to purchase that fine and practical mount on your wall there.INNKEEPER: A fine piece I would say so, myself. A family heirloom from generations of INNKEEPERS. This one belonged to HEROLD THE RAM.  INNKEEPER: Herold the Ram was known as a knight who slain the GREAT GOAT WIZARD CALCOPHINE and stuffed his head as a mount, where he then bludgeoned TYRANUS THE GIANT to death with his newfound MOUNT weapon. PF: So that'll be like 5G, right?INNKEEPER: ...
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Post by Con Air on Jul 26, 2016 17:16:39 GMT
< Barf on guy wood to extinguish him
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Post by Important Notification on Jul 26, 2016 17:59:18 GMT
> Use your Wizard's Intellect to realize that there is zero point to stealing anything here but food. Destroy the place and eat everything.
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Jul 26, 2016 18:56:03 GMT
Quick! Ice enema!
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Crom
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"Should I make a sprite comic?" Brian Clevinger says "No."
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Post by Crom on Jul 27, 2016 3:55:58 GMT
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Post by Sharkalien on Jul 27, 2016 4:13:28 GMT
I'm really loving the writing so far, A++
>Maybe that guy who tried to flirt with you went into the armor shop
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Post by eerr on Jul 27, 2016 16:04:21 GMT
>Encounter a red mage who thinks he is a sexy woman.
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Post by randomwriter on Jul 27, 2016 18:31:03 GMT
>Encounter a nice guy named Garland, who's a good baker! Oh, and a knight of darkness.
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Post by Curris on Jul 27, 2016 18:33:06 GMT
Meet a flowergirlboy from the slums
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>ASK IF HE WOOD LIKE TO JOIN YOU
KING OF CORNERIA: With everyone massing to Corneria as the only place to sleep, I soon will be able to afford that diamond throne.
