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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 11:47:40 GMT
reset the game and NAME YOURSELF C.O.O.K.I.E M.A.S.T.E.R.S.O.N. You attempt to do that, but the game glitches and blocks the reset button. Enraged, you go to the code and decide to rename yourself, but the game glitches the code and locks your name to DUFF COOKIEWOOD. Great. Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] Total - 3.
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 11:51:18 GMT
destroy the computer, and buy a new one. and then NAME YOURSELF COOOOKIIEEE MMMAAASSSTEEERRRSSSOOOOOOOOON.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 12:34:12 GMT
destroy the computer, and buy a new one. and then NAME YOURSELF COOOOKIIEEE MMMAAASSSTEEERRRSSSOOOOOOOOON. You open up a new tab next to cookieclicker.com (still a fake link) and type in destroythecomputer.com, launching up Destroy the Computer. You cannot buy a new computer, it costs too much! Meanwhile, in TAB 2, which is Destroy the Computer, you name yourself Cookie Masterson. In TAB 1, Cookie Clicker sees the word 'Cookie' and the cookie count goes up to four. However, it looks like Destroy the Computer went on hiatus after "guotarplayer", "drowningcaptain", "magicalegoist", "helloitisgane", "whimsicalknight", "everythingisokay", "conwind", "drawmax" and the rest of the crew destroyed computer one and moved on to computer two. Name - DUFF COOKIEWOOD Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] NEW COMPUTER (you don't need it yet, your old one works just fine) [500 Cookies] Total - 4.
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 13:00:44 GMT
fudge it. call grandma again.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 13:49:16 GMT
fudge it. call grandma again. "Hey, grandma!" "who is this?""It's me, Duff!" "duff?""Yeah, I'm your grandson!" "i dont have a grandson!""Wait... Who is this? Do I have the wrong number?!" "this is... fuck..."Looks like the other person forgot her name, too! What will it be?
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 13:58:01 GMT
Cewkie Masterwoman.
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Post by Piono on Oct 2, 2016 17:20:23 GMT
Take one of the spare cookies we have lying around the house and crumble the remains on the broken mouse, thus transferring the cookie to the digital world.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 2, 2016 17:23:55 GMT
First: |Cook| Middle: |E| Last: |Bakerwoman|
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Post by Con Air on Oct 2, 2016 18:18:59 GMT
destroy the computer, and buy a new one. and then NAME YOURSELF COOOOKIIEEE MMMAAASSSTEEERRRSSSOOOOOOOOON. You open up a new tab next to cookieclicker.com (still a fake link) and type in destroythecomputer.com, launching up Destroy the Computer. You cannot buy a new computer, it costs too much! Meanwhile, in TAB 2, which is Destroy the Computer, you name yourself Cookie Masterson. In TAB 1, Cookie Clicker sees the word 'Cookie' and the cookie count goes up to four. However, it looks like Destroy the Computer went on hiatus after "guotarplayer", "drowningcaptain", "magicalegoist", "helloitisgane", "whimsicalknight", "everythingisokay", "conwind", "drawmax" and the rest of the crew destroyed computer one and moved on to computer two. Name - DUFF COOKIEWOOD Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] NEW COMPUTER (you don't need it yet, your old one works just fine) [500 Cookies] Total - 4. Nice reference to my lack-of-an-account. I send a computer technician to repair the mouse.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 2, 2016 19:42:50 GMT
CEWKIE MASTERWOMAN put in the suggestion box. One name will be selected randomly. Take one of the spare cookies we have lying around the house and crumble the remains on the broken mouse, thus transferring the cookie to the digital world. You don't really have a house, you are on the streets with a laptop and an iPhone 1. You didn't have enough cookies to pay rent. New updates put in the update box. First: |Cook| Middle: |E| Last: |Bakerwoman| COOK E. BAKERWOMAN put in the suggestion box. One of the names would've been chosen at random, but the names instead fuse to KIKI. BAKERMIST due to a glitch. The glitch then glitches her name into SAPHIE, but then realizes AlchemiQuest memes are already stale even though AQ only existed for a week. Her name is reverted back to KIKI BAKERMIST. "it's kiki bakermist""Oh. Okay." "what's yours?""Duff Cookiewood!" "that's a stupid name""Hey!" "why did you even need your grandma?""Uhm... I need to fix my mouse to bake cookies..." "...""Hehehe..." "i'm pretty bored, i could help""Really?!" "where do you live""Ahahaha... About that..." You open up a new tab next to cookieclicker.com (still a fake link) and type in destroythecomputer.com, launching up Destroy the Computer. You cannot buy a new computer, it costs too much! Meanwhile, in TAB 2, which is Destroy the Computer, you name yourself Cookie Masterson. In TAB 1, Cookie Clicker sees the word 'Cookie' and the cookie count goes up to four. However, it looks like Destroy the Computer went on hiatus after "guotarplayer", "drowningcaptain", "magicalegoist", "helloitisgane", "whimsicalknight", "everythingisokay", "conwind", "drawmax" and the rest of the crew destroyed computer one and moved on to computer two. Name - DUFF COOKIEWOOD Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] NEW COMPUTER (you don't need it yet, your old one works just fine) [500 Cookies] Total - 4. Nice reference to my lack-of-an-account. I send a computer technician to repair the mouse "Hello?" "Vot?!""Is this a computer technician?" "Me not kompyuter teknishon! Me gun teknishon!""Who is this?" "I is best gun teknishon in all Mozer Rasha! I fix AK47, Mini-Gun, even ze Bazooka!""Uhm... What's your name?" "Ah... Suka blyat!"
What will his name be? UPGRADES ~~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] NEW COMPUTER (not that you need it) [500 Cookies] iPHONE 2 [100 Cookies] TWO ROOMED APARTMENT [700 Cookies] Total - 4.
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Post by _ on Oct 2, 2016 19:45:16 GMT
search the trash can for something resembling a cookie.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 2, 2016 20:12:43 GMT
destroy the computer, and buy a new one. and then NAME YOURSELF COOOOKIIEEE MMMAAASSSTEEERRRSSSOOOOOOOOON. You open up a new tab next to cookieclicker.com (still a fake link) and type in destroythecomputer.com, launching up Destroy the Computer. You cannot buy a new computer, it costs too much! Meanwhile, in TAB 2, which is Destroy the Computer, you name yourself Cookie Masterson. In TAB 1, Cookie Clicker sees the word 'Cookie' and the cookie count goes up to four. However, it looks like Destroy the Computer went on hiatus after "guotarplayer", "drowningcaptain", "magicalegoist", "helloitisgane", "whimsicalknight", "everythingisokay", "conwind", "drawmax" and the rest of the crew destroyed computer one and moved on to computer two. Name - DUFF COOKIEWOOD Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] NEW COMPUTER (you don't need it yet, your old one works just fine) [500 Cookies] Total - 4. wait a secodn
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Post by SinkingSailor on Oct 2, 2016 21:25:58 GMT
draw a cookie on something, then gently put it against the laptop screen.
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Post by Primemeow on Oct 2, 2016 21:55:23 GMT
Open Notepad and type Cookie, copy+paste 1,300 times. Immediately buy everything.
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Post by grandioseArbitor on Oct 3, 2016 2:42:46 GMT
I take the cookie out of the little icon next to the name on the tab, then I buy a new mouse to replace my old one, then to make up for breaking the mouse I click 50 cookies into existence.
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 3, 2016 9:13:05 GMT
Your... uh... "suggestions" will be used in the next... "update", but for now please read the latest update and name the russian dude.
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Post by loading on Oct 3, 2016 9:37:23 GMT
I say we call him speedy mcfastfast. Since he's always Russian everywhere.
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Post by _ on Oct 3, 2016 10:28:37 GMT
i say we call him duff! (ʰᵒᵖᵉᶠᵘˡʸ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᶦˡˡ ʷᵒʳᵏ.)
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 3, 2016 16:13:02 GMT
search the trash can for something resembling a cookie. You manage to stumble upon a TRASH CAN. The TRASH CAN contains - DOG SHIT IN A BAG (x1), OLD NEWSPAPER (x1), HALF EATEN SCONE (x1) and TATTERED RAGS (x1). You quickly discard the shit. The newspaper's headline reads "DONALD TRUMP RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016, EVERYONE IN SHOCK". The date is 2015, so it's pretty old. You INVENTORIZE it in case you'll need it. The scone is old and moldy, you guess it resembles a cookie? The ITEM DEX sorts it out into different groups and sub-groups, each group more specific than the last. THIRD DIMENSIONAL ITEMS > MILKY WAY ITEMS > SOLAR SYSTEM 592 > PLANET EARTH > ARTIFICIAL > FOOD > CONFECTIONERY > QUICK BREAD > SCONE. Looks pretty similar, but cookies take a different route from CONFECTIONERY. The ITEM DEX doesn't accept it, sadly. You don the TATTERED RAGS. They do not take up a spot in your INVENTORIZOR. You open up a new tab next to cookieclicker.com (still a fake link) and type in destroythecomputer.com, launching up Destroy the Computer. You cannot buy a new computer, it costs too much! Meanwhile, in TAB 2, which is Destroy the Computer, you name yourself Cookie Masterson. In TAB 1, Cookie Clicker sees the word 'Cookie' and the cookie count goes up to four. However, it looks like Destroy the Computer went on hiatus after "guotarplayer", "drowningcaptain", "magicalegoist", "helloitisgane", "whimsicalknight", "everythingisokay", "conwind", "drawmax" and the rest of the crew destroyed computer one and moved on to computer two. Name - DUFF COOKIEWOOD Upgrades ~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [5 Cookies] NEW COMPUTER (you don't need it yet, your old one works just fine) [500 Cookies] Total - 4. wait a secodn waht draw a cookie on something, then gently put it against the laptop screen. Draw? With what? Open Notepad and type Cookie, copy+paste 1,300 times. Immediately buy everything. You type in "COOKIE" and then press Ctrl+C. You mash Ctrl+V ten times before the "Ctrl" button breaks. God damn it! Stupid fucking computer... You gained +10 COOKIES. I take the cookie out of the little icon next to the name on the tab, then I buy a new mouse to replace my old one, then to make up for breaking the mouse I click 50 cookies into existence. You don't have a mouse yet to take the cookie out! Luckily, MacDoesMSPA supplied you with 10 more cookies, so you buy a new mouse! FINALLY! You click ten cookies, but then... THE COOKIE BREAKS?! Fuuuuck!!! You are at nineteen cookies. I say we call him speedy mcfastfast. Since he's always Russian everywhere. Good one! "I name Spiddy MakFestFest!""What?" "Spiddy MakFestFest!""What?!" "Looks, S-P-E-E-D-Y M-C-F-A-S-T-F-A-S-T!""That's a stupid name." "Ey! You hurting my feeling!""And what buffoon can't pronounce his own name?" "You such idiot! You not like gun fix, I not fix your gun!""I don't want you to fix my gun." "Zen vai you here?!""Ugh!" That went... well? You only have two contacts, it's Kiki and this Russian douche. If you had to choose, it'd probably be her. And you need an apartment for her to help, otherwise she doesn't know where to go. i say we call him duff! (ʰᵒᵖᵉᶠᵘˡʸ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᶦˡˡ ʷᵒʳᵏ.) I'm sorry Beb, but Loading has a pun, and Puns > Memes. Unless the Pun happens to involve or be a Meme. UPGRADES ~~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [BOUGHT!]NEW COMPUTER (okay maybe you need it) (ctrl key broken) (the cookie is also broken wow) [500 Cookies] iPHONE 2 [100 Cookies] TWO ROOMED APARTMENT [700 Cookies] Total - 19.
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Post by _ on Oct 3, 2016 16:48:18 GMT
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH buy your grandma.
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Post by Piono on Oct 3, 2016 16:53:00 GMT
Well, the solution here is simple. By this point in cookie clicker, the "cursor" building is now affordable. We can buy that and start getting a steady income regardless of whether the central cookie is broken or not.
Actually, you know what? Click and drag the cookie from the game icon into the game. That one's been clicked on a ton, and shouldn't be breakable like the in-game cookie was.
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Post by loading on Oct 3, 2016 18:01:00 GMT
Use the broken control KEY to unLOCK broken (aka overpowered) cheat code game mechanics.
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NothingIsOkay75
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Oct 4, 2016 0:11:02 GMT
"everythingisokay"? hmmm.... sounsd familire
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Post by TrickleJest on Oct 6, 2016 15:09:02 GMT
AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH buy your grandma. You cannot buy her, you're pretty sure you don't even know your grandma. Well, the solution here is simple. By this point in cookie clicker, the "cursor" building is now affordable. We can buy that and start getting a steady income regardless of whether the central cookie is broken or not. Actually, you know what? Click and drag the cookie from the game icon into the game. That one's been clicked on a ton, and shouldn't be breakable like the in-game cookie was. You drag the secondary cookie. Thing is, it's way too small and half of the times you can't properly click it. You buy the "cursor", and a cursor appears next to the small cookie. However, it misses the cookie half of the time since it's so stupid. COOKIE INCOME is now 1 cookie per post (my posts). Use the broken control KEY to unLOCK broken (aka overpowered) cheat code game mechanics. You unlock the cheat screen. A giant box stands before you. What do you type in? "everythingisokay"? hmmm.... sounsd familire indubitebblie UPGRADES ~~~~~~~~~ NEW MOUSE [BOUGHT!]NEW COMPUTER (okay maybe you need it) (ctrl key broken) (the cookie is verrrrrry small but still clickable yay) [500 Cookies] iPHONE 2 [100 Cookies] TWO ROOMED APARTMENT [700 Cookies] Cookie Income - 1 Total - 19.
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Oct 6, 2016 15:32:17 GMT
See if there isn't a way to resize the cookie icon. Maybe you can check your settings for that?
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