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Post by yokcos on Oct 14, 2016 0:35:06 GMT
Note: SFWH lives here. Begin observing SFWH.   You're a stick figure with a hat, and by "with a hat" I mean your head is the heart symbol. You've just arrived in... you don't know where this is, frankly. You don't fully comprehend how you got here. You were in the middle of some rather pressing business and suddenly boom, you're here. Teleportation sounds like a reasonable and logical explanation for this otherwise mysterious locomotion. What are you going to do? Take off my "hat" to see what my face looks like. You detach your hat to reveal to the audience that your face is actually... attached to your head, which is also your hat. If you seek grand facial reveals, I suggest you look elsewhere. |
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tofurkinator
Nipper Cadet
hello and thanks for all the fish
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Post by tofurkinator on Oct 14, 2016 1:34:05 GMT
Question why your head is shaped like a heart.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Oct 14, 2016 1:39:43 GMT
> How far is the fall down that ledge? Grab a stone or something and throw it off. Tell us how much later you hear a thump.
> Investigate the houses.
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Post by yokcos on Oct 14, 2016 2:20:09 GMT
How far is the fall down that ledge? Grab a stone or something and throw it off. Tell us how much later you hear a thump. It's very low. There's a shallow river down there. You could stick your hand in and poke the bottom if you wanted to. Hell, you could climb down, do some sort of jig and climb out with ease. Question why your head is shaped like a heart.
 The answer is simple. Your head is a heart because you are destined to lead great armies to victory! Armies of at least four members! Armies of at least three competent members! You have done it before and sure as the heart on your shoulders you are going to do it again! Well, what about going inside one of the houses?
Investigate the houses.Okay, let's have a look in this house over here.   Who the devil is this lass? She seems a tad surprised about something. -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- Lick the candle The candle tastes surprisingly good. You've tasted candles before and this is definitely one of the better ones. You'll have to write up a full review at a later date, but for now it seems like this candle's an 8/10. Maybe even 9! -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- -------- Get ye flask No getting is required, for you already have your Flask Of Hubris Resistance. A mighty potion that prevents you from being an overconfident numpty and landing yourself in a dangerous situation for a few minutes after it is used. |
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Post by um on Oct 15, 2016 15:41:49 GMT
Say hello to the nice lady whose house you've just barged into haphazardly.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Oct 15, 2016 15:47:03 GMT
> Recruit lady to party, whether she likes it or not.
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Post by eerr on Oct 16, 2016 21:23:39 GMT
>Ask the lady why her hair is on fire.
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Post by yokcos on Oct 17, 2016 22:11:07 GMT
Can I put the lass in ye flask? You most certainly can, my good man. Crawl under the couch You pocket the Flask Of Lass and hide under the sofa. Get rid of the contents of ye flask Nobody needs a Flask of Lass. You wisely evict the lass from your property, also casting the Hubris Resistance across the floor. Now you can use the flask to contain other things like- Eat ye flask You get shards of glass embedded in your face. There was a little Resistance still in there. -1.4 Hubris. Say hello You greet the lass and acknowledge the haphazardness of your intrusion into the once sacred space that is her household. But you do not apologise because it is your right to break into people's homes and break their pots and that. Ask the lady why her hair is on fire. You inquire as to why the woman's hair is ablaze. She asks you if you're from the "wood age" in what you can only assume is an insulting manner. You ask her to just answer the damn question. She says she likes how it looks on her. Recruit lady to party You imprison the woman in your party, to be deployed to your aid at any time in combat. |
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Post by digiornospizza on Oct 18, 2016 1:15:52 GMT
Rename the woman Johnny Test, until she gets the flaming hair situation under control.
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Post by yokcos on Oct 18, 2016 16:02:26 GMT
Rename the woman Johnny Test  You decide to give the woman a new name more fitting for her enflamed hair. Flip face upside-down to be a spade  You are now a stick figure with a hat, and by "with a hat" I mean your head is the spade symbol. You've just arrived on... an island somewhere you guess? You've no idea where this island is, but you do fully comprehend how you got here. You were in the middle of some rather pressing business and suddenly boom, you leave. What are you going to do? |
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Post by eerr on Oct 18, 2016 18:37:30 GMT
>Dig for playing cards.
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Post by Con Air on Oct 19, 2016 14:14:22 GMT
Y'know, you look EXACTLY like this guy on the Gamemaker forums.....
>Spade: Do a swan dive into the water.
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Post by yokcos on Oct 19, 2016 16:04:25 GMT
Con Air: That's probably because I am that guy.
Dig for playing cards  No cards down here. Build to the sky with rocks You cease your frivolous invasion into the ground and forge your own land. Upward you go. To the heavens, to the stars. Looks like you're going to need more rocks. Do a swan dive into the water.  That was a terrible idea. The water's cold and you're probably going to have to climb back up to the island. |
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Post by eerr on Oct 19, 2016 23:39:55 GMT
>Shout Hello World into the hole.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Oct 20, 2016 3:23:29 GMT
> Double-wield picks.
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Post by yokcos on Oct 20, 2016 16:27:51 GMT
Double-wield picks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You are ARMED TO THE TEETH! You are ready to apply a good pick to the face at the drop of a hat! None shall stand against you! AAAAAAaaaaeh you would probably lose a fight against anyone with a gun actually. Or a brain. Shout Hello World into the hole "Hello World!" "Hello mysterious voice!" |
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Post by eerr on Oct 20, 2016 18:55:07 GMT
>"Geronimo"
>Hug the mysterious voice.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Oct 20, 2016 20:30:07 GMT
> Drop a stone into the hole. Mysterious voices love stones.
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Post by yokcos on Oct 21, 2016 0:42:38 GMT
"My name is Benedict Devonson, come with me if you want to live!" "Liar! I'm Benedict Devonson!" The other person has seen through your elaborate ruse. Drop a stone into the hole. Mysterious voices love stones. "Geronimo" You perform a swanlike dive into the hole. If a judge had been present, you'd have received a solid 8/10. "Would have been better if you weren't jumping into solid rock" would have been one of many comments made by this hypothetical judge.  |
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
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Post by venchi on Oct 21, 2016 8:55:01 GMT
Get back up and climb down
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Post by yokcos on Oct 21, 2016 13:05:18 GMT
Get back up and climb down     |
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LukeTheNerd
Greentike
Podcaster/ joke
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Post by LukeTheNerd on Oct 21, 2016 14:19:44 GMT
>Get warned about the stairs man
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Post by yokcos on Oct 22, 2016 1:32:25 GMT
Get warned about the stairs man  This is the first time to your knowledge that you have been warned about the stairs, man. It would have been helpful if you'd received said warning BEFORE your unfortunate encounter, but alas. You'll be more cautious around stairways in the near future. |
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Oct 22, 2016 4:56:49 GMT
>Be freaked out seeing a stick figure with a normal face and an actual hat!
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Post by yokcos on Oct 22, 2016 8:59:16 GMT
Be freaked out seeing a stick figure with a normal face and an actual hat! There are no other stick figures here, either with a "normal face and hat", whatever that means or otherwise. Maybe you should look for some to help you with your rather abstract goals and be freaked out only once seeing them. |
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