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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 10, 2016 20:58:05 GMT
What board game is this anyway?
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 10, 2016 21:01:28 GMT
>Monopoly
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 10, 2016 22:11:50 GMT
>Monopoly
 Who/what are you? |
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 10, 2016 22:13:13 GMT
>Be the person
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Post by digiornospizza on Dec 10, 2016 22:26:55 GMT
>rotate board so that the GO is in lower-left hand corner
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 10, 2016 22:35:31 GMT
>be the bishop
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 10, 2016 23:04:20 GMT
>Be the person
>Be the bishop
And thus two fierce competitors have been created.
Good thing you win either way.
>Rotate board so that the GO is in lower-left hand corner
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With exciting turntable action, you'll never have to reach your virtual arms across the table again!
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 10, 2016 23:06:51 GMT
> Eh, 2D chess is just a bit boring for me. Games on a flat plane, eh. Games on a 3D cube? That's exciting...
Or even better, Monopoly on a Hypercube!
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 10, 2016 23:08:14 GMT
>roll for initiative
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Post by heyitskane on Dec 10, 2016 23:50:18 GMT
>Person: Scream YAHTZEE
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 11, 2016 1:11:40 GMT
>Monopoly on a hypercube!
The board game universe is, in fact, a hypercube!
Technically, all board games are on a hypercube.
>Roll for initiative
Bishop rolls in Dexterity, and gets a score of 12.
>Person: Scream YAHTZEE
I don't think they have much in common game-taste wise.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 11, 2016 2:04:26 GMT
> PERSON: GAME BOARD OPERANDI -> EXPAND BOARD.
Now, instead of there being 40 spaces, there are now 400 spaces.
> PLAYER 3: ENTER.
>SET CLASS OF PLAYER 3: SNAKE
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Post by eerr on Dec 11, 2016 2:21:36 GMT
>Bitch slap the bishop and take his initiative roll for your own.
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Dec 11, 2016 3:00:35 GMT
>Add DND figures and DND storyline to monopoly.
>Begin MONOPOLY SLEUTH
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 11, 2016 4:16:12 GMT
> PLAYER 3: ENTER.
>SET CLASS OF PLAYER 3: SNAKE
Snake slithers into the board.
>Bitch slap the bishop and take his initiative roll for your own.
Person doesn't exactly know what a roll is, but they do manage to move 1 space.
>Add DND figures and DND storyline to monopoly.
>Begin MONOPOLY SLEUTH
Your name is Monopoly Sleuth, a thief who saves princesses from dragons all over the land.
Somehow, you've ended up in this strange room. A trap set by the dragons, no doubt!
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 11, 2016 4:46:57 GMT
> MS: Make fort out of boxes.
> Snake: Roll for Persuasion.
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 11, 2016 4:47:35 GMT
>bishop goes first due to being only player to roll for initiative. roll for movement on game board, accounting for dexterity bonus.
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 11, 2016 5:42:48 GMT
>bishop goes first due to being only player to roll for initiative. roll for movement on game board, accounting for dexterity bonus.
Bishop rolls a 8, with a +1 dexterity bonus from their 12 dexterity points, and lands on Connecticut Avenue for M120.
> Snake: Roll for Persuasion.
Snake rolls 14 charisma points.
> MS: Make fort out of boxes.
You make a fort out of the boxes, leaving the crossbow on the floor.
Sadly, boxes are not fireproof, and cannot make suitable armor for fighting dragons.
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 11, 2016 6:33:06 GMT
>Roll for persuasion check; haggle to buy Conneticut for M90
IF FAIL: purchase at listed price
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Post by ThreeCubed on Dec 11, 2016 6:38:44 GMT
>MS: Roll for Initiative
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telaxius
corpse party
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Post by telaxius on Dec 11, 2016 6:42:28 GMT
> Snake: Slither down to a property. Use your charisma score to lower the price down to something you can afford, or to even make it free!
> MS: Roll Strength. Kick
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Post by Actually Ed on Dec 11, 2016 17:59:38 GMT
>Roll for persuasion check; haggle to buy Conneticut for M90
Because Bishop hasn't rolled for charisma, they get no bonuses or negatives.
They roll a 19 anyway, and the haggling goes quite well because it's easy to haggle with a sperm whale.
Bishop: 1410M
>Snake: Slither down to a property. Use your charisma score to lower the price down to something you can afford, or to even make it free!
Snake slithers down to the boardwalk (M400), and doesn't know how to start the haggling.
They stick their tongue out, and the snobby plank of wood glares at them intently.
>MS: Roll for Initiative
You've already rolled all your stats, and you aren't going to be kicking down that door anytime soon.
That's what makes you SDCIWC!
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Dec 11, 2016 18:04:39 GMT
>bishop: shake head slowly to convey disapproval of Snake going the wrong way around the board. Roll for strength, then roll for movement
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NothingIsOkay75
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Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Dec 11, 2016 19:23:33 GMT
>Whats currently going on with the person?
>Person: Roll for initiative, because you so far have not
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on Dec 11, 2016 21:01:54 GMT
> Snake: Rap your tail on the board to communicate through Morse Code. Use this communication method to buy the property.
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