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Post by L on Dec 21, 2016 2:37:12 GMT
You find yourself standing in a generic, nondescript, and mostly empty room. Something feels wrong.
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Post by Archindale on Dec 21, 2016 2:42:52 GMT
>Do a hat trick
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Post by L on Dec 21, 2016 4:40:57 GMT
>Do a hat trick You remove your hat to do a sick hat trick and...
... huh.
There are so many things wrong with what just happened that you aren't really sure where to start.
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Post by princesstokyomoon on Dec 21, 2016 17:40:13 GMT
>Put a hat on the... box?
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Post by L on Dec 21, 2016 19:56:13 GMT
>Put a hat on the... box? You remove your hat and place it on the strange, box-like object in the room. You're not really sure what it's doing here, and it doesn't seem to react to the hat in any meaningful way.
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Post by Curris on Dec 22, 2016 0:09:37 GMT
Open the door?
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Post by L on Dec 22, 2016 0:40:57 GMT
> Open the door?You cautiously push the door open. It swings aside to reveal... ... well. You aren't quite sure what it reveals. The faint atmosphere of uneasiness is amplified greatly by this discovery.
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Post by Curris on Dec 22, 2016 2:40:28 GMT
Ask the hatted box to Trance-rave with you. . .
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Post by L on Dec 22, 2016 3:34:47 GMT
> Ask the hatted box to Trance-rave with you. . .
In an attempt to calm your nerves, you prepare to engage in some TRANCE-RAVE. You ask the box to assist you — it's not exactly impossible for it to respond, given the circumstances. The box, however, remains unresponsive.
:::>
As you attempt to RAVE, you wobble wildly. This is incredibly pointless!
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Post by princesstokyomoon on Dec 22, 2016 17:39:48 GMT
>Drop a hat out of the door
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Post by L on Dec 22, 2016 20:33:26 GMT
>Drop a hat out of the doorSomething tells you that you won't be getting that hat back anytime soon.
:::>
Meanwhile, back in your room, a voice plays through a speaker in the roof. The voice stops, leaving you to think.
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Post by Curris on Dec 22, 2016 21:42:48 GMT
A sense of purpose
A puppy
An indepth knowledge of KungFu
A sandwich
A map.
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Post by L on Dec 22, 2016 22:13:10 GMT
> A sandwich
You are a bit hungry, so you decide to ask for a sandwich. A different, artificial voice responds.
:::>
You receive your first request:
SAND WEDGE.
This could be more difficult than you expected.
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Post by thisisausername on Dec 26, 2016 0:15:36 GMT
>Ask what you're doing here
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Post by Pulsar on Dec 26, 2016 2:45:34 GMT
>Perhaps you need to say something that's much harder to misconstrue. Ask for an APPLE. A. P. P. L. E.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 28, 2016 6:39:43 GMT
> Ask for a 10 kg brick of C6H12O6.
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Post by Curris on Dec 28, 2016 10:00:18 GMT
Use SAND WEDGE as a SIMPLE TOOL to INCLINE your PLANE (of Existence)!
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UNREALITY
Dec 28, 2016 20:32:48 GMT
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Post by Random Encounter on Dec 28, 2016 20:32:48 GMT
>Ask for a SAND WEDGE. Maybe you'll get a sandwich instead.
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Post by L on Dec 30, 2016 4:27:43 GMT
>Perhaps you need to say something that's much harder to misconstrue. Ask for an APPLE. A. P. P. L. E.
You request an APPLE, taking care to spell it out.
:::>
Hey, it actually worked. You have 3 requests remaining.
> Ask for a 10 kg brick of C6H12O6.
You can have ANYTHING, right? Why not a 10 kg brick of C6H12O6?
:::>
Congratulations! You are now in possession of a SURPRISINGLY SMALL BRICK OF GLUCOSE!
You're... not really sure what you were going to do with this once you had it.
> Use SAND WEDGE as a SIMPLE TOOL to INCLINE your PLANE (of Existence)!
You'll try that as soon as you find a place to wedge it under your plane of existence. Why did you even think of this plan in the first place?
>Ask for a SAND WEDGE. Maybe you'll get a sandwich instead.
:::>
God. DAMN IT.
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Post by Poligrizolph on Dec 30, 2016 4:34:48 GMT
> Ask for ten more requests.
> Failing that, ask for a time machine.
> Failing that, ask for a teleporter.
> Failing that, ask for, like, ten gallons of water, or something. I dunno.
> Use the (golf) sand wedge to chip off some glucose. Suck on it for a bit.
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Post by Curris on Dec 30, 2016 5:57:29 GMT
Honestly, I'm pretty delighted with this update.
Eat the apple. Ponder your options. Hold the last request for later, when you've thought it over.
Look back out the door, see if the situation has changed any.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 30, 2016 5:58:49 GMT
> 10 gallons of Chlorine trifluoride
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Post by Pulsar on Dec 30, 2016 8:23:10 GMT
>Equip the gold club
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Post by L on Dec 30, 2016 9:07:11 GMT
> 10 gallons of Chlorine trifluoride
Now hold on a second; You don't know exactly what "chlorine trifluoride" is, but you vaguely remember enough of high-school chemistry to know that you don't fuck around with halogens.
>Look back out the door, see if the situation has changed any.
There appear to be a few identical floating rooms now, but they are way too far for you to interact with.
> Ask for ten more requests.
That isn't quite what you were expecting, but it's better than nothing. > Use the (golf) sand wedge to chip off some glucose. Suck on it for a bit.
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Eating a bit of the GLUCOSE CHUNK seems to have caused the fuzziness to fade significantly.
You now have 0 requests remaining, and currently possess:
1. SAND WEDGE 2. SAND WEDGE 3. APPLE 4. CHIPPED GLUCOSE BRICK 5. PARTIALLY EATEN GLUCOSE CHUNK 6. WHITE BOX 7. INFINITE (?) HATS 8. PROMISE OF 10 UNKNOWN OBJECTS
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Post by Curris on Dec 30, 2016 9:50:19 GMT
We should put our inventory into the box, if it is hollow. If it's not hollow, we should move it, and see if anything is on the floor under it.
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