tofurkinator
Nipper Cadet
hello and thanks for all the fish
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Post by tofurkinator on Dec 25, 2016 19:57:29 GMT
 A young teen is standing...No, that’s not quite right. Let’s try again. A young teen is sleeping in their bed. The light shines softly through the windowpanes and dust particles dance in its rays. Or it doesn't, because the teen has painted over their windows all except for one small piece in order to better facilitate stargazing. None of that matters, however, because right now, they are supposed to be at school, or at least heading towards there and should really wake up right about now in order to not be late. What shall they do? |
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versusvris
Greentike
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Post by versusvris on Dec 25, 2016 19:59:00 GMT
{{yo dude im so excite}}
==> wake up sleepyhead
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tofurkinator
Nipper Cadet
hello and thanks for all the fish
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Post by tofurkinator on Dec 25, 2016 20:28:48 GMT
{{yo dude im so excite}} ==> wake up sleepyhead  The teen yawns and sits up in bed. However, they are still not fully awake! |
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versusvris
Greentike
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Post by versusvris on Dec 25, 2016 20:30:31 GMT
==> YOURE GONNA BE LATE GET UP
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 25, 2016 20:37:32 GMT
> Weird Planet Thing: Steal the boy's soul with your cold, dead eyes.
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Post by Pulsar on Dec 26, 2016 2:47:57 GMT
>Young Teen: Put on glasses. Transcend.
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Post by Con Air on Dec 28, 2016 6:06:08 GMT
<Teen: Be a girl
<Teen: Be named Betty de Famme
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tofurkinator
Nipper Cadet
hello and thanks for all the fish
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Post by tofurkinator on Dec 29, 2016 0:18:52 GMT
==> YOURE GONNA BE LATE GET UP  ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'M UP, you yell to nobody in particular after jolting awake.> Weird Planet Thing: Steal the boy's soul with your cold, dead eyes.  What WEIRD PLANET THING? All you see is SAMMY SATURN, the mascot of the wildly popular textbook ASTROBIOLOGY FOR KIDS! ...Or you don't see him, because you don't have your glasses on. But you know he's there. Sammy Saturn is always there. >Young Teen: Put on glasses. Transcend.  You put on your glasses. You do not, however, transcend, because only the OLD GODS could do that, and, as everyone knows, they're LONG GONE.<Teen: Be a girl <Teen: Be named Betty de Famme  But you cannot be Betty de Famme, for you are NOT A GIRL! You are NOT A BOY, either--in fact, you are CETEROGENDER. In your case, though, the feelings tend to be MASCULINE. |
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versusvris
Greentike
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Post by versusvris on Dec 29, 2016 0:21:55 GMT
==>Yay, you're up! You should really get ready now!
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Post by Pulsar on Dec 29, 2016 0:49:22 GMT
>Time for breakfast; what's on the menu?
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tofurkinator
Nipper Cadet
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Post by tofurkinator on Feb 1, 2017 23:45:13 GMT
==>Yay, you're up! You should really get ready now!  You throw on some pants and head downstairs.>Time for breakfast; what's on the menu?  You sit down to see what your lovely DAD has made for you and...Ooh! BACON!
You scarf it down and head out the door, giving your father a kiss on the way out. For an ASTROPHYSICS PROFESSOR, he makes a PRETTY DAMN GOOD BREAKFAST.
At the bus stop, two of the MOST POPULAR KIDS IN SCHOOL are standing there waiting. They're REALLY, REALLY LATE, just like you. The one with the OUTFIT THAT COULD BARELY BE CALLED FASHION giggles and says something that sounds like, ookay bbut hhave yyou 22EEN hher ffucking ooutfit iit iis aa TTRAVESTY aagainst nnature, and the other one says something that sounds a little bit along the lines of 6a6e 1 know you love d1221ng people more than anyth1ng in the world but may6e you should check what you yourself are wear1ng 6efore you say anything like that, and the first one say back bbabe ii kknow wwhat iim ddoing iim the oone wwith tthe 22ubscription tto ccosmo nnot yyou. What will you do next? |
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Post by stormlordApathy on Feb 4, 2017 2:02:26 GMT
Teen==> I believe an introduction would be nice. After all, it is always good to know what to call someone!
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Post by Con Air on Feb 6, 2017 2:59:58 GMT
==> OMGBBQFTW
Seriously, the heck? WHY ARE YOUR STUDENTS TROLLS?
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Feb 7, 2017 1:33:52 GMT
>Try to not stare, you don't want them to have a bad opinion about you, being such a low rated student in terms of popularity.
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Post by TrickleJest on Feb 16, 2017 18:28:30 GMT
>Approach girls
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