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Post by TrickleJest on Feb 1, 2017 12:17:11 GMT
I walk in before realizing that my avatar looks pretty identical to what I am in real life. I then slowly moonwalk out of the room.
Oh, but before I moonwalk out, I grab the butter out of the popcorn and place it into the freezer.
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Post by carcioGeneticist on Feb 1, 2017 15:50:54 GMT
The butters get slathered onto popcorn. Mhmmmm, buttery. FUCK YES.
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ktcds
Plucky Tot
Black Void Creator
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Post by ktcds on Feb 1, 2017 16:32:19 GMT
"I have some butter on my knife." Bloody butter.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Feb 1, 2017 21:05:32 GMT
Why would you freeze butter? Why? I'm hardening...!
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Post by aquilus3 on Feb 1, 2017 21:21:03 GMT
Why would you freeze butter? Why? I'm hardening...! .............
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 2, 2017 2:01:43 GMT
I take the butter out of the freezer and then decide to mix it with some mashed potatoes I cooked. With ki powers.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Feb 2, 2017 17:55:13 GMT
The butters are now purée'd.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 2, 2017 18:32:06 GMT
"Anyone want mashed potatoes?"
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
Posts: 428
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Feb 3, 2017 2:16:38 GMT
Seeing that the monster is being inactive, Luigi released his power and waved to his older brother. "'Ey Mario!" Luigi called out, waving from a window. Mario waved back, somewhat awkwardly since he was still in shock at the scene, and he walked up the door, where the green brother opened the door to let him inside.
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 3, 2017 2:55:47 GMT
The monster spews 66 gallons of GREEK FIRE!!!
For some reason, the feline representation of Dark [Matter/Energy] is entering the area. (insert cheesy 80s transition here (transitioning to new avatar))
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Post by carcioGeneticist on Feb 3, 2017 18:03:49 GMT
"I AM SO FUCKING LOST."
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ktcds
Plucky Tot
Black Void Creator
Posts: 22
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Post by ktcds on Feb 3, 2017 18:26:10 GMT
"I feel i should kill that monster, but this butter is so delicious."
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Post by hypnagogicApparition on Feb 3, 2017 19:35:00 GMT
The turquoise/sea-green heart enters the scene. "Hey guys what's sh- oh."
He stops to reflect upon the occurring scene.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 4, 2017 2:55:45 GMT
"OK now, we have some new guests I guess?"
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Post by SpottedBlades on Feb 6, 2017 16:50:35 GMT
The butters are now one with the popato. Delicious.
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 6, 2017 22:22:50 GMT
The Dark Forces Cat and its allies appear!
(and they don't look happy, for whatever reason...)
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
Posts: 324
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Feb 7, 2017 0:47:54 GMT
With my avatar being my first attempt to make me in homestuck style, it can be assumed that it would just be me.
The weird guy walks in to the room, seeing all of the stuff that's going on. The living butter mixed into potatoes, a big black cat, and a super saiyan monkey.
"Um, should I even ask?"
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Post by carcioGeneticist on Feb 7, 2017 18:04:25 GMT
"NOPE. JUST ACCEPT IT."
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 7, 2017 23:14:07 GMT
The DFCat's power spreads across dimensions!!! *(107/2500) Fanventures and Threads Corrupted* You're pretty sure that forums don't have BGM, but if they did, it would sound like this.
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ktcds
Plucky Tot
Black Void Creator
Posts: 22
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Post by ktcds on Feb 8, 2017 4:06:51 GMT
"Anybody want some bloody popato chisps?"
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
Posts: 324
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Feb 8, 2017 15:41:56 GMT
"N-n-no??? Why do they have blood??? In them???" My character seems to be suffering from this extremely confusing scenario, and then being offered bloody chips.
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Post by TrickleJest on Feb 8, 2017 17:44:14 GMT
Yeah, I want bloody chisps. But I'm actually a carnivore, so the blood has to be from an animal/human, no synthetic blood. If it's synthetic, I stab you with the chisps. If it's not, I gobble them and ogle you, before declaring that I am an actual popato chisp, so this is cannibalism.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Feb 8, 2017 18:12:35 GMT
"OK then....I'll just train for a while..."
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NothingIsOkay75
Planet Healer
Homestuck 2? More like Homestuck POO amirite? Please bring back this forum
Posts: 324
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by NothingIsOkay75 on Feb 9, 2017 0:48:03 GMT
The lad goes up to the strange monkey, who had apparently started training and asked
"Excuse me, Mr. Monkey sir, but HOW ARE YOU LIKE A FUCKING GOKU SUPER SAIYAN MONKEY WHO CAN TALK.
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Final Cat
Stoutrunt
Live translating kitty pidgin
Posts: 160
Pronouns: I'd rather not say
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Post by Final Cat on Feb 9, 2017 0:52:45 GMT
*(139/2500) Fanventures and Threads Corrupted*
For some reason, there are 5 Portable Alchemiters lying around now.
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