The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Dec 20, 2017 19:38:00 GMT
You get a lego house and some candy.
I put in an IOU note.
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Post by cealvan on Dec 20, 2017 21:16:41 GMT
the vending machine claims that it has never seen the IOU note, and claims that you fabricated it and so refuses to give you the help that it promiced you last month when he asked you for help putting up his Christmas lights and so he gave you the IOU note and told you that he owed you HELP SHOVELING YOUR SIDEWALK WHEN IT FINALLY SNOWED BECAUSE HE HAS A SNOW BLOWER, AND YOU DONT, AND YOU DONT WANT TO SHOVEL THE WHOLE THING YOURSELF IF YOU DONT HAVE TO BUT YOU GUESS YOU WILL HAVE TO NOW BECAUSE HE CLAIMS HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE IOU BUT HE DID AND I HATE YOU CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways.....
i put in my hatred towards my neighbor...
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 21, 2017 0:57:35 GMT
You get a sidewalk that's still fucking snowy.
I put in the perfect snowflake that landed on my hair that one time.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 25, 2017 21:58:20 GMT
You get a perfect piece of hair that fell into the snow that one time.
I put in $1.75 and select a soda.
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Post by cealvan on Dec 27, 2017 1:09:33 GMT
it attempts to dispense a soda, but alas, the soda gets stuck while falling, and thus nothing dispences
i put in all my Christmas gifts.
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dune
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Post by dune on Dec 27, 2017 23:58:52 GMT
You get a heartfelt thank-you letter and a delicious homemade cup of hot cocoa.
I put in a holiday mixtape cassette featuring songs played only on a kalimba.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 28, 2017 0:31:35 GMT
You get an exaggerated angry review stating exactly how garbage the kalimba playing is.
I kick the machine to get my soda.
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darkDelphinus
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Post by darkDelphinus on Dec 28, 2017 17:27:01 GMT
You get a note that says "Don't damage the machine, please!'
I put in a strand of my hair...
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Post by cealvan on Dec 28, 2017 17:32:35 GMT
you get a polyjuice potion
i put in my little brother who is now reading Homestuck for the first time
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 28, 2017 21:26:40 GMT
You get your brother, who has now become a true man.
I put in my datemate, who is reading Homestuck for the the first time.
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Post by cealvan on Dec 29, 2017 1:47:50 GMT
you get a matesprite who has now become a true man(even if they were female when you put them in)
i put in an application for next semester's classes
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 29, 2017 3:26:43 GMT
You get a notice confirming acceptance, that is intended for a different classmate.
I yell "If you didn't want to get kicked, you shouldn't have lost my soda!". I kick the machine again for good measure.
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darkDelphinus
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Wow I'm so dumb I didn't even realize the Alchemy Fight revival was on a new page.
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Post by darkDelphinus on Dec 29, 2017 23:26:19 GMT
A fist comes out and punches you.
I put in a taco
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telaxius
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I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on Dec 30, 2017 0:27:48 GMT
You get a quesadilla. Yum!
I force-feed the vending machine into itself.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Dec 30, 2017 13:43:55 GMT
You get a restraining order.
I put in a bandaid.
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Post by watersnake on Dec 31, 2017 22:47:32 GMT
it spits out the bandaid, along with several small metal pellets directed at your feet. it's gross to force feed somebody a bandaid
i put in 100 rubles.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 2, 2018 19:12:43 GMT
You slightly less than $1.74. (Slightly less due to processing fees)
I put in 100 Gold Skulltula Tokens.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 3, 2018 5:58:43 GMT
You get 200 rupees.
I put in the Triforce.
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Post by cealvan on Jan 3, 2018 15:47:17 GMT
it turns into a giant pig looking beast and then attempts to take over highrule.
i put in a 1UP mushroom.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 3, 2018 16:27:32 GMT
The machine now has an extra life.
I put in a metroid.
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Post by absurdityobscuration on Jan 4, 2018 1:59:00 GMT
You get an expansion for your misiles.
I put in a really big ant that I found in my backyard.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Jan 4, 2018 16:13:47 GMT
You get a B movie called Attack of the Giant Ant.
I put in an entire sandstorm.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jan 8, 2018 1:17:13 GMT
You get Darude.
I put in Rick Astley.
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Post by cealvan on Jan 8, 2018 2:52:13 GMT
you get someone who's Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
i put in the bee movie
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Post by SinkingSailor on Jan 8, 2018 11:10:10 GMT
you get a bunch of dumb memes.
I shalt insert the excellence of which beest the Shakespearean language.
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