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Post by SinkingSailor on May 19, 2017 18:37:22 GMT
you get a doge.
I put in bork
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 19, 2017 18:41:22 GMT
You receive M A X I M U M O V E R B O R K-
I put in a cat.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 19, 2017 18:52:46 GMT
You get pages upon pages of cat pictures. It isn't stopping anytime soon, so I suggest you just leave the room before you end up drowning in cat pictures.
I put in myself
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 19, 2017 18:57:40 GMT
This is, generally speaking, a bad idea. You drown in the internally produced cat pictures, before transforming into the 27th state of matter.
I put in an empty soda can.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 19, 2017 19:04:19 GMT
You get a empty soda can of the opposite brand. It is ejected with great force due to the constant cat picture ejection and actually manages to dent and crack the wall that it hit.
I put in a note saying "Please stop the cat pictures".
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Post by The One Guy on May 19, 2017 19:06:44 GMT
You get a note saying "No" and a bunch more cat pictures.
I put in a winning lottery ticket.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 19, 2017 19:15:26 GMT
You get the money promised from the lottery ticket, however all the money is hard to find because of all the cat pictures
I put in a golden walrus with a note taped on it saying "please take this as an offering, stop the cats".
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Post by Final Cat on May 19, 2017 19:54:13 GMT
The machine starts printing sea mammal pics instead.
I put in an Awakened Draconium Singularity.
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Post by SinkingSailor on May 19, 2017 20:11:31 GMT
You get an Awakened Catonium Singularity.
I put in Schrodingers Cat.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 19, 2017 20:42:29 GMT
What have you done?! The Vending machine begins printing cat pictures at twice the rate it did before. I put in the Pickaxe of Cortez
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Post by Con Air on May 19, 2017 22:37:04 GMT
It destroys the cat pics, and comes out as a war hammer.
I put in an action bomb.
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 19, 2017 22:57:28 GMT
You get an action movie by Micheal Bay
I put in a Nickle Cage
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 20, 2017 4:24:21 GMT
You get 13 year old John's happy face
I put in a table.
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Post by exec on May 20, 2017 6:41:05 GMT
You get a chair!
I put in thought.
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telaxius
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Post by telaxius on May 20, 2017 7:48:46 GMT
You get a dream
I put in a note saying "You know what? I kinda miss the cat pictures now. I gave a sense of continuity to this thread. I guess you never appreciate the good things until they're gone. I'm not asking for them back though, I don't want to drown".
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Post by exec on May 20, 2017 11:06:49 GMT
The machine taunts you and prints out 10 pounds of cat photos.
I put in a megabyte
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Post by SinkingSailor on May 20, 2017 12:32:04 GMT
you get a megabite. ouch.
I put in all the dumped out cat photos.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 20, 2017 12:58:42 GMT
You get 10 pounds of dog photos.
I put in a reply.
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 20, 2017 13:25:40 GMT
You get a question.
I put in the Holy Grail
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 20, 2017 13:38:37 GMT
You get a normal Grail.
I put in Harambe.
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 20, 2017 14:57:34 GMT
The machine starts printing Harambe pictures. SO MANY HARAMBE PICTURES. It doesn't look like it will stop any time soon.
I put in a rare pepe.
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Post by SinkingSailor on May 20, 2017 15:30:21 GMT
Harambes come out of the pictures while rare pepes are coming out of the newly made rare pepe pictures. they all mix to make dat boi.
I put in a spear of justice
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 20, 2017 15:32:45 GMT
You get out an anime. Huh... something seems very fishy about this.
I cautiously shove a handful of cat pictures into the machine...
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 20, 2017 16:47:34 GMT
You get a statue of a Maneki Neko
I put in a piece of Shepherd's Pie
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Post by SinkingSailor on May 20, 2017 17:42:08 GMT
You get a Shepard's Pi.
I put in a spork.
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