axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 20, 2017 19:16:15 GMT
You get out a spoon, and a fork.
I put in a bloodstained knife.
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Post by Con Air on May 20, 2017 19:51:44 GMT
You get Chara, who stabs you. I put in ThinkingInAbstract's rotting corpse.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on May 20, 2017 20:27:39 GMT
You get a extremely vengeful ThinkingInAbstracts, who promptly smashes your neck.
I shove in a picture of a frog, 12 pickles, popcorn, and Con Air's corpse.
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Post by Con Air on May 20, 2017 20:46:09 GMT
You get the forbidden god, FROPICKPOCONAIRG. I put in sweet vengeance.
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
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Post by telaxius on May 20, 2017 20:53:41 GMT
The vending machine, thinking that it is being used to punish another person, throws the sweet vengeance back at whoever requested it. The vending machine also dispenses a note saying "Do your own vengeance".
I put in a single apple seed.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 20, 2017 22:12:54 GMT
You get out a single, ripe, apple. See, nice things come to people who are happy with the simple things in life!
I put in Con Air's freshly re-beaten corpse. ¬_¬
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telaxius
corpse party
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Post by telaxius on May 20, 2017 22:44:26 GMT
You get a zombie Con-Air, he's back and deader than ever! The vending machine takes no sides.
I put in a Rhombicosidodecahedron made of Magnesiohastingsite
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 20, 2017 23:11:53 GMT
You get out an Awhellno-ite crystal made of Whateverthefuck-ium.
I put in a lennyface.
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Post by Con Air on May 21, 2017 2:06:35 GMT
You get a vial of dank memes. I put in a burning copy of The Call Of Cthulhu. (Not a fan by any means)
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exec
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Post by exec on May 21, 2017 2:13:49 GMT
H.P Lovecraft pops out of the machine and is deeply offended by the burning of the book.
I put in paper.
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Post by Con Air on May 21, 2017 2:28:31 GMT
You get a paper cut. OUCH! On top of that, the machine dispenses a sprite, and it gets in your wound. I glomp the machine, getting a leg stuck in the insert slot.
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exec
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Post by exec on May 21, 2017 2:51:13 GMT
Your leg becomes a fern, the transformation is horrifying and painful.
I put in a six pack of batteries.
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telaxius
corpse party
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Post by telaxius on May 21, 2017 4:45:33 GMT
You get con air's leg. All the meat of the leg has been taken off and has been cooked and covered in sauce. It is on a plate, the bones and other parts of the leg are on the floor. Even though it is human flesh, it does look tasty.
I put in pretty much every canon star wars piece of media that currently exists.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 21, 2017 14:15:45 GMT
You get CONCENTRATED STAR WARS.
I put in the bones and assorted non-meat parts of Con Air's leg.
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 21, 2017 14:17:44 GMT
You get Con Air… the movie
I put in a raunchy calling card
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Post by Con Air on May 21, 2017 15:41:01 GMT
You get gunned down by media watchdogs. I slap Telaxius in the face and put him in the machine.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 21, 2017 16:18:40 GMT
You get a postcard from Telaxius, whom has been transported to a wonderful beach vacation in a 5 star hotel.
I put in my glasses.
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Post by cealvan on May 21, 2017 21:35:03 GMT
you get contacts wich aren't all that comfortable.
i put in a five star hotel
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exec
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Post by exec on May 21, 2017 21:53:04 GMT
You get a 2.5 star hotel, it's pretty disappointing.
I put in a plunger.
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Post by cealvan on May 21, 2017 22:17:43 GMT
you get a cartoon style aero
i put in bugs bunny
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Post by Wessolf27 on May 21, 2017 22:43:20 GMT
You get a Bug-filled bunny
I put in a picture of a large golden statue
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on May 21, 2017 23:03:22 GMT
A large golden statue is ejected at high speeds from the machine, hitting you in the head and killing you instantly.
I cautiously insert a suspiciously clean and not so bloodstained knife.
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telaxius
corpse party
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Post by telaxius on May 22, 2017 2:26:44 GMT
You get a extremely suspicious knife covered in blood, along with a phone that is dialing 911.
I put in an IOU for one human soul.
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Post by Con Air on May 22, 2017 2:26:51 GMT
You get a less murderous Chara, who invites you to a tea party. The tea is made from buttercups. I put in myself.
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carcinodesFecit
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Post by carcinodesFecit on May 22, 2017 7:20:14 GMT
You get someone else.
I put in my laziness to make the map that was supposedly for my Fanventure.
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