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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 26, 2017 21:46:18 GMT
Kate: Examine the FULL room, please.
No need to get snippy. As stated, you are in the TROPHY ROOM, situated 2 floors under your BEDROOM. This is where your Mama keeps, surprise surprise, her trophies, though you helped decorate it with other things. Though currently one of the biggest trophies is currently being used as a dam of sorts to keep other guards from exploding in here.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 28, 2017 3:31:57 GMT
Kate: Examine tri-trophy display.
Oh, these things? That's simple, if by simple you mean vague and unintuitive. These are the trophies for the X-SPHERE, the P-SMILE, and the N-SWITCH. You're not totally sure, but you think they're an attempt of HUNTER CO. to rebrand each of the three system lines into more unique, inspired gaming systems, but its all a bit too complex for your taste. These are just the prototypes anyway, so there's a good chance they won't make the cut. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 29, 2017 2:44:22 GMT
Kate: Move switch.
You are making progress at an alarming rate, so alarming in fact that it would probably be wise to back up a bit. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jun 30, 2017 10:16:21 GMT
Kate: Examine room.
She seems a little wrapped up at the moment, so we'll just do it for her.
As established, your name is KATE. Unlike most kids around the block, you have more INTERESTS than you know what to do with. You have a passion for PRETENDING of the more THEATRICAL VARIETY, which is to say you LOVE THE SHIT OUT OF ACTING. You love the idea of standing in front of an audience and prancing around like an absolute fool. Sadly the only audience you've ever had have NO FACE TO SPEAK OF. Speaking of which, you are CONSTANTLY BEING MONITORED whenever you leave your room, by the various MAMABOT SENTRIES who patrol the tower.
You enjoy playing GAMES of the VIDEO AUDIO KIND, especially a hearty game of ALCHAMIGHT, though you stand by the opinion that the older ones are superior. Your skills at them are what got you into the coveted TEAM A over the scrubs over at B HEADQUARTERS. Man, it would be cool if you all had HQs.
You are particularly fond of a certain GREEN-CLAD ADVENTURER by the name of LINK. Throughout all of time, all of HYRULE, every incarnation of him just scampers his way to VICTORY and SPOILS. He's so cool he doesn't even need a last name, which you often fantasize about not having yourself. Alas, you do, and it's probably the most well-known one in the world. This, of course, is because of your MOTHER'S COMPANY, HUNTER INC., probably the MOST RIDICULOUSLY RICH AND POWERFUL COMPANY IN THE WORLD. This would be cool, if not for the fact that she has never DONE ANYTHING COOL WITH IT. You covet any fiction rich character on TV who can go wherever, whenever they want.
But, all that aside, what is it that you are doing?
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 1, 2017 0:10:03 GMT
Kate: Resume activity.
You never really stopped doing it, but ok. You were in the middle of charting out a HIGHLY ELABORATE escape plan to get out of this crummy tower and into the building drawn here. Your mother doesn't say much about it, only that it's a "storage area with a promotional design." You think that's a pretty thinly veiled lie, but you guess you HAVE seen delivery-droids bringing crates and such in there. Whatever the case may be, you have to get in there if you want to retrieve your copy of SURBN, because, let's be real, there's no chance in hell those two bozos over at Belfurtown U.S.A. will cooperate for more than 3 minutes. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 2, 2017 0:48:45 GMT
Kate: Examine items on desk.
This desk is typically reserved for items of DIRECT or INDIRECT association of escaping your tower. Sifting through them, you find: ONE (1) ELEVATOR CALLER, ONE (1) BLUEPRINT OF KNOWN DATA ON CURRENT GOAL, TWO (2) COILS OF ROPE, ONE (1) NOTEBOOK OF 1000 SUBJECTS, AND ONE (1) HALF EMPTY BAG OF HUNTER™ BRAND DRIED FRUIT CHOW.
You intend to take most of this stuff when you put your plan into action. But for now, you think it's all fine where it is. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 3, 2017 0:56:54 GMT
Kate: Examine harp.
This is your music set up, though its less fancy than one might expect. You pride yourself in allocating as little effort to this crummy thing as possible on a near constant basis, though you DO know how to play it well enough. You only really practice on the off chance that you have to make a public appearance, which is never. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 4, 2017 1:19:20 GMT
Kate: Stand precariously on queen-sized bed.
You don't know what's so precarious about your bed, but you humor the idea anyway.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 5, 2017 0:52:08 GMT
Kate: Jump up and down on the bed.
You feel as though this is, quite possibly, the most fun you've had all day. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 6, 2017 1:14:56 GMT
Kate: Embrace the Queenly-ness that emanates from your bed.
You don't know what that means, so you just grab SMILEMOUTH the UNDISCOVERED off of your wall and imitate the only queen you know of.
"Oh look at me I'm so posh and nice and also friendly and I get along with all of my subjects especially the super cool green one and also the nice purple one."
You think you nailed it, as you do with all of your impressions.
Kate: Now do the Black Queen.
The who now? You guess you can give it your best shot. You grab TILDEFIST DEPRESSEDMOUTH III off of the wall.
"Oh look at me I'm so regal and elegant and cool and I get along with all of my subjects especially the red one and also the yellow one."
You...think you did okay? Improv was never your strong suit, as much as you hate to admit it. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 7, 2017 5:29:35 GMT
Kate: Jump on the bed some more and do a sweet flip onto the ground
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This seemed like a better idea on paper. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 8, 2017 1:01:15 GMT
Kate: Examine Lid-less Trunk.
Ah, you must be referring to your costume chest, otherwise known as the TRUNK of BLANKITUDITY. Not to be confused with the HALLWAY CLOSET OF BLANKETUDITY, where you keep spare blankets. You keep all of your theater stuff in here; props, costumes, thinks you want to hide, you name it. It also doubles as a regular clothes chest, but that part isn't as exciting. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 9, 2017 2:14:56 GMT
Kate: Wonder what the hell those notes are on the floor.
These are nothing other than the coveted and highly non-valuable GEM BUCKS! On the market, these things are worthless, but to you, they're probably even less useful! The only thing they're good for is paper airplanes, and if you can get 1000 of them you get a "special prize." Problem is, the only way to earn them is to go a day without attempting escape OR mercilessly beating a sentry bot. Needless to say, you only have a couple of them that you got on one of your off-days. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 10, 2017 0:37:56 GMT
Kate: Elaborate on surrounding area.
Well, you live in a tower, built (in your opinion) specifically to hold you prisoner. As mentioned that froggy looking place is somewhat near you, but you don't know much about it. The only other thing of interest is what your Mama refers to as "the neighbors." Frankly, you don't trust that one single teeny tiny bit, but that place is even more guarded than your home. Breaking into that place, you think, is the most important thing you could do. If nothing else, if you can break in there, then there's no way in hell you can be held here forever.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 11, 2017 1:52:47 GMT
Kate: Dig through chest.
Ok well you think you were pretty clear when you said it was a TRUNK, not a chest, but you go a'digging anyways. You take off the FALSIFIED CLOTHing LID, revealing the ITEMS and COSTUMES. You don't have many costumes, just one, actually. Two if you count your RARE and HIGHLY VALUABLE PAYMENT JAMMIES, or PJ's for short. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 12, 2017 1:52:46 GMT
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You take out your two favorite props, your replica OCARINA of TIME and ROD of SEASONS. What you REALLY want is a replica HARP of AGES, so you could have a good reason to practice, but you think these are cool none the less.
If it wasn't clear by now, you love Zelda. You hope one day you can pitch some ideas or even work on a Zelda game. You're pretty much the smartest person in the room when it comes to Zelda. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 13, 2017 1:17:35 GMT
Kate: Captchalouge Ocarina.
You captchalouge your OCARINA of TIME in your Hit the Note Modus. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 14, 2017 0:46:02 GMT
Kate: Examine Fetch Modus.
Ah, the good ol' Hit the Note. This thing is invaluable to any master musician, and you are no exception. Whenever you captchalogue an item, an 8 note tune is assigned to it. You then have to play said tune with a fake version of whatever you have captchalogued, hence the "Hit" portion. It's hard to get used to, but it does help you practice a lot more than you normally would.
Unlike some people, you actually know the ins and outs of your sylladex. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 14, 2017 23:57:36 GMT
Kate: Flip card
You flip over the card and examine its settings. You are a busy girl, so you tend to go with the easiest settings there are. You never know when you need to use something while speeding down a makeshift escape route. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 16, 2017 1:18:02 GMT
Kate: Look at the other items in there.
You take a look at the last 3 non-clothing items in the chest. The items are nothing too special, just ONE (1) HOARD of GEMS, ONE (1) PROSPORT, AND ONE (1) COPY OF THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 17, 2017 0:48:39 GMT
Kate: Make use of Prosport, post-haste.
You wonder for a moment if you can do something pre-haste, or if haste is even a definable event that can assign pre- and post- to other activities. After spending roughly 22 seconds thinking about it, you get a move on. You remove your bed to reveal your SECRET TRANSPORTALIZER. It took you ages to rig this thing up to take you anywhere, the lousy thing would only take you to the bathroom in case of an extreme emergency. But now you use it as a SECRET GETAWAY for whenever you don't wanna deal with robo-shenanigans. Also when you have to use the bathroom, this thing is so convenient. |
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 18, 2017 1:52:22 GMT
Kate: Transportalize.
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 19, 2017 2:42:20 GMT
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You arrive in the CYLINDER of DREAMS. Or something like that. To be quite honest, you don't think it's all too dreamy, that's just what the nice carapeople on the other ends of these COLOR-CODED TRANSPORTALIZERS call it.
Speaking of, which one will you take? |
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Post by jimmy47 on Jul 19, 2017 11:08:33 GMT
look up
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Post by SlateBelfur on Jul 20, 2017 2:53:31 GMT
Kate: Look up.
You weren't aware that this was an option, but sure, okay. You're not sure what the big spiral-whatever is, and the inclusion of the H is perplexing, but otherwise, it holds no importance to you.
Man, it's a good thing you got that out of the way. You don't know what you would have done without that. |
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