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Post by arcanecynic on Mar 27, 2017 17:36:18 GMT
Rules
POSTING!
1) This is a Destroy Lord English (which is a Destroy the Godmodder spin-off (which in turn is a Destroy the Tower spin-off)) spin-off. If you want to learn more about this, check out DTG1, DTG2 and DLE. Moniker/TT2000 made DTG1, TwinBuilder made DTG2, and TrickleJest made DLE!
2a) You can only post once per round. A 'round' is where we (Foodman, arcaneCynic, and consumptiveAbsolutis(t), aka the GMs (Game Masters)) will collect your posts and register your attacks in the Battlefield.
3) The GM’s word is law. If we say you can’t do something, you probably can’t do something, though we may contradict. Sorry.
4) Longposting is a thing! If you put a serious effort into a post chances are it’s going to do more. “Serious effort” consists of things like Music, Animations, Art, posts that contain a lot of quality content. To prevent longposting spam you cannot do more than three of these in a row, if you start doing more than that chances are your damage boost will be lost over continued longposts.
5) If you want a placeholder post, or a post that you will edit sometime later, signify it by using '/placeholder'. If you want a post in the thread that isn't really an attack, just a discussion post, use '/null'. The latter is very important. Not using /null will mean that your post will be collected in the update.
CHARGES!
1) You can charge posts. Charging posts will deal more damage to whichever entity you're damaging. Charges advance one at a time. Every post all charge go up by one. This means that every round you will gain one charge point for every charge.
2) Charges can be used to summon entities, damage entities, heal entities, summon artifacts or whatever the heck you want, really.
3) You can give one +1 to a person every round. A +1 will advance said person's charge by exactly one point. You cannot hold your +1 that people gave you. They have to be used as soon as possible.
4) The charge cap is 50, all this means is that you cannot have a charge over 50 points, this may change in the future.
5) You cannot make unlimited charges. Your maximum amount of charges is ONE. You cannot have two charges going at a time, only one. Once one charge is done, the slot is free and can be filled up with another charge.
6) Don't try to increase charge numbers. If we see you cheating and increasing your charge by two instead of one, we can and will ban you from the game.
ENTITIES!
1a) You can summon entities, they can be anything, from Al Gore to Pregnant Demon super fast hedgehogs called Michael. Let your creativity run wild, and most of all - have fun.
1b) Entities cannot have their own charges, +1s or anything like that.
1c) Your entities can only act one time per round, if you try to have them act more the lamest action counts, because we are lovely people.
2) Unlike players, entities have only two stats. HP and Damage.
3a) Summoning entities needs charges to work, unless you want another enemy in the field. Making pseudo-entities that stay for one post doesn’t work that way, that is just a part of your attacks. Don’t bother trying to summon an entity without a charge - it will either be impossibly weak or impossibly unreliable.
3b) Entities can have special stats, special attacks or conditions. This, however, will mean that they will have less HP or damage.
4) If an entities is killed, it stays dead. Unless it is basically a different entity with the same name/personality. If your Sonic OC dies, you can resurrect them as an undead Sonic OC if the stats are different enough.
5) An entity has multiple tags, and this is what they mean. [ᛖ] - Part of the Cult of Epistaxis. [ᚹᚻ] - Part of the Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᛋ] - Part of the Empire of the Skapari. [ᚺ] - Simple hostile enemy. Cannot be joined/summoned by players.
[-BOSS] - If anyone has this tag next to their allegiance, it means they're really hard to kill. They also can drop Spoils of War upon death. Cannot be joined/summoned by players. [-ELITE] - Like a boss, but doesn't drop Spoils. Can be joined/summoned by players. [-LEADER] - Leader of the faction. Easy enough. Cannot be joined/summoned by players.
6) Bosses can drop Spoils of War, which are weapons that either have special abilities or can be used to damage things. Spoils have a cool-down time usually, meaning that you can't use one every post.
The Plot!The Chasms of Sar, a seemingly endless pit of doom and despair. What would draw so many adventurers to such a wretched, desolate place? And more importantly, what will they do if they achieve their goals? ‘We find ourselves in the country of Tirase, a country of many highs and lows, both literally and metaphorically. From the grand monuments of Rhoum, to the slums of Tenbara, from the peaks of Mt. Yaccini, to the depths that are concealed in Jeskon. It truly is a nation of diversity. Within the folklore of this land, many legends of mighty artefacts are found. By many these tales are considered ridiculous, but recently a scroll has been discovered that supposedly would hold the location of the mightiest of them all. A select few have chosen to take it upon themselves to retrieve this object of immense power, yet none have returned. This has sparked the interest of many organisations, who seek to obtain the fabled Runestone of Pjerya, for their own ends.’ This was the hopeful description written down in the scrolls of the order of the greybeards, it was written many moons ago, when there was still hope to be found in the province of ‘Nspakr. Now there is only despair. The runestone still hasn’t been found, and many a war has been fought over what many people now, yet again view as mere rumors. After too much bloodshed three factions still stand, one of which slaughtered all of it’s opponents, another just arrived, and the last waited till their time came. The Government (the government of Tirase) has decided that they are done with this, and send out their magical military force to stop this once and for all.You wake up in an empty field, you do not know where you came from, you do not know how you came here, but you do know why. Before you is a is a pile of clothing, made to fit you and only you, for some of you it will look like sturdy armour, for others, sophisticated robes. Each of your piles has one thing in common though, it consists of three of the same outfits, with one small difference, the emblem signifying your faction.Now choose which faction you swear your soul to, the cult of Epistaxis, Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L., or the Empire of the Skapari.One last thing before you get to be in charge of your own faith: Far behind the piles of garments you can see a humanoid being, upon closer inspection, you manage to make out that it is made from pure iron, it doesn’t seem friendly. THE IRON GUARDIAN JOINS THE BATTLE! The Factions!If you play DLE this will function rather similarly too omegabet and the destroyers in principle.Epistaxis:The Cult of Epistaxis (and don’t you dare question the name) have heard of the Legendary Artefact via the powers of a veritable horde of precognitives, and thus have sent the best of the best of their acolytes to seize it in the name of their god, [REDACTED].Guess who those acolytes are? You! Well, you and your friends, but mainly you! You have been assigned to take the artifact from the hands of the others, and sacrifice a few heathens to your god. You’ve been gifted powers over reality to do so.Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.: The H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. (Higher Information Guild, Hitherto Shattering Competitors Hellishly, and Occult Observators League) has found a ruin and has studied the artefacts within. Upon one of the massive slabs of stone, a tale is carved: The story of the Legendary artefact, the … . We have decided that we need to find this artefact for both academic purposes as to prevent it from falling into the wrong hands.To do this we need you to put the area in quarantine. Get, and keep, every living thing out of the area, dead or alive.Empire of the Skapari:The Empire is constructing a new city in this location for reasons unknown(the super secret empire variety of unknown). It is being fronted as territorial expansion despite the fact that this place isn’t really anywhere near the empire, in fact it’s not even on the same planet but hey who am i to judge. You also heard rumors about a very powerful artefact maybe go look for that.Your job as a servant of the Empire is to construct an outpost from which you can operate. Also, if you see anyone who isn’t working for the empire, you should probably kill them, working under the "kill first ask questions later" principal. The Battlefield![ᚺ] IRON GUARDIAN - 20/20 HP.[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that! [ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something![ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way……
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Post by joebob on Mar 27, 2017 17:49:22 GMT
1/50 astral unlocking
((10/15 bloody beginings
10/50 earthen manipulator)) may not exist +1 piono if he joins, else trickle. there don't seem to be any reasons to join any of these sides in particular, so I grab a robe/armor combo at random, then rip off the emblem and replace it with a manifested sparkly blue J emblem. (I am told this is a bad idea, but have not been given any reason to join any given side, that is not equally true for all other sides. I guess I'll join whatever trickle does if I must join a side... but I make sure its very clear I am likely to change factions once their perks are revealed) I proceed to start tink-ing away at the iron guardian with a pickaxe, eventually managing to chip off a piece, then shoving it into water, which reduces its movement speed, then enchant the water to reduce it more, then have a spider place many cobwebs there, and continue to do this sort of thing, trying to nullify or at least reduce the strength of the guardians actions. also I elaborate on why I came here- I was bored. yep.
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Post by TrickleJest on Mar 27, 2017 17:51:26 GMT
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Post by canidaepsionic on Mar 27, 2017 20:37:51 GMT
The Dog Scholar wanders unto the battlefield, a strange set of books secured in his inventory. He has been Seeking this site for quite a while, hoping to unlock the secrets of a fallen city, of a place where judgements do not shine, of a place wreathed in seven secret languages. How that has brought him here is frankly, none of your business. What, did you expect me to, per the usual, switch between spelling things out and being vague? No. His path is none of your business. Perhaps if you sit down for a while, maybe, just maybe, he could tell you.
But that is neither here nor there.
The Dog Scholar notices the Iron Guardian. It will need many, many, things for what comes ahead, even with it's reality warping. It pulls out a strange pickaxe, made of metals unknown to the world at large. It rapidly begins to swing away at the Iron Guardian, smashing it and tearing it into smaller chunks of iron. Naturally, the pickaxe is 1. actually a pickaze, a fair superior tool to a pickaxe, 2. it's steam powered, and 3. It's massively oversized. It picks up the chunks of iron it just "mined" from the Iron Guardian, and promptly melts it down, converting it to ingots and tablets, useful resources. The Dog Scholar then joins the Cult of Epistaxis.
1/15 Seven Stones
1+ to tricklejest
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Mar 28, 2017 0:41:56 GMT
AC this looks great. I'ma join (probably with the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L but I'm not gonna commit to that just yet)
Baran (dat's me) the novice (hopefully not for long) mage (but of what sort, hm?) holds his place (that's French for /placeholder)
Baran's ninja training begins with atempting to ninja-edit this before the dop is completed
1/50 (for whatever I decide to start charging. Probably some dudes)
+1 Trickley (maybe we can get a loopy-thingy going, eh?)
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Post by arcanecynic on Mar 29, 2017 15:39:44 GMT
It was on this day the true story began, three factions remained, and the first batch of contestants had arrived. Three omniscient and Pluripotent beings led each of the factions. This is the history as recorded by me, one of the three, Prince Eleazar Palum.
1/50 astral unlocking ((10/15 bloody beginings 10/50 earthen manipulator)) may not exist +1 piono if he joins, else trickle. there don't seem to be any reasons to join any of these sides in particular, so I grab a robe/armor combo at random, then rip off the emblem and replace it with a manifested sparkly blue J emblem. (I am told this is a bad idea, but have not been given any reason to join any given side, that is not equally true for all other sides. I guess I'll join whatever trickle does if I must join a side... but I make sure its very clear I am likely to change factions once their perks are revealed) I proceed to start tink-ing away at the iron guardian with a pickaxe, eventually managing to chip off a piece, then shoving it into water, which reduces its movement speed, then enchant the water to reduce it more, then have a spider place many cobwebs there, and continue to do this sort of thing, trying to nullify or at least reduce the strength of the guardians actions. also I elaborate on why I came here- I was bored. yep. The first contestant had arrived, JOEbob was it's name. The JOEbob was prideful, and tried to disrespect the factions, this did not go well for him. All three Leaders, together, therefore decided that two of his charges were declared as of the void, and so they were. From this point onward, the charges never existed. The leaders, how far apart their morals may have been, wanted the game to start fair, and wanted to would not stand for such hubris. They all felt some 'pity' for the thing, though, whether they felt the real thing or some substitute is not yet known. It could decide which charge would have existed, and if they chose one of the two charges in which no points had been put, the JOEbob could retrieve the point and spend it on that.
the joe then made it know it would have a high chance to change sides, such disobedience would not go unpunished, but the sanctions would be made when the betrayal takes place.
the JOEbob then attempted to slow down the guardian by chipping away at it and letting the chips rust, no such luck for the JOEbob. The chipping did however chip away some of the guardians health too, 2hp to be exact.
And lastly the bob, JOE attempted a funny, it did not work, for the three omniscient beings knew, that it knew, that it's purpose was to claim the Runestone for their faction.
for being Half of the players that actually posted the contestant recieved a +1.The second contestant had arrived, it stared blankly into the void, doing nothing. We all had hoped the contestants would have been more active, no such luck for the three omniscients, who knew this would happen, however were still disappointed.The Dog Scholar wanders unto the battlefield, a strange set of books secured in his inventory. He has been Seeking this site for quite a while, hoping to unlock the secrets of a fallen city, of a place where judgements do not shine, of a place wreathed in seven secret languages. How that has brought him here is frankly, none of your business. What, did you expect me to, per the usual, switch between spelling things out and being vague? No. His path is none of your business. Perhaps if you sit down for a while, maybe, just maybe, he could tell you. But that is neither here nor there. The Dog Scholar notices the Iron Guardian. It will need many, many, things for what comes ahead, even with it's reality warping. It pulls out a strange pickaxe, made of metals unknown to the world at large. It rapidly begins to swing away at the Iron Guardian, smashing it and tearing it into smaller chunks of iron. Naturally, the pickaxe is 1. actually a pickaze, a fair superior tool to a pickaxe, 2. it's steam powered, and 3. It's massively oversized. It picks up the chunks of iron it just "mined" from the Iron Guardian, and promptly melts it down, converting it to ingots and tablets, useful resources. The Dog Scholar then joins the Cult of Epistaxis. 1/15 Seven Stones 1+ to tricklejest The third contestant had arrived, it did not disappoint the Leaders, and thusly received a +1. The Leaders knew all about the goals of the canine academic, but it was both none of their business, and a journey the contestant must emBark on by themselves, so both the public and the scholar were left in the dark.
Another pickaxe, how original. is what i would have written down, if not for the fact that the dog used a pickaze, a tool more suitable for any job. the mining Did 2hp damage to the guardian, however the liquified iron was still under the control of the guardian and therefore floated back to the iron guardian before the ingots could be made.
Sphere of influence x2 appear.
It was too bad The Scholar chose the cult over the scholars, but no crying over spilled milk I guess.
AC this looks great. I'ma join (probably with the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L but I'm not gonna commit to that just yet) Baran (dat's me) the novice (hopefully not for long) mage (but of what sort, hm?) holds his place (that's French for /placeholder) 1/50 (for whatever I decide to start charging. Probably some dudes) +1 Trickley (maybe we can get a loopy-thingy going, eh?) I do not know this AC is, that the fourth contestant spoke about after their arrival, but I am was Glad at least one of them seemed to have made the right choice.
Unfortunately, Baran, as they were called, stared blankly into eternity too. Even I started to wonder if there was something special beyond the mountains #2 & #4 were staring at.
Plot? As you might have guessed, I, Prince E. palum, lead the Higher Information Guild, Hitherto Shattering Competitors Hellishly, and Occult Observators League, or Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. I am the first to have recorded the actions of the contestants, But the other two will record their perspective too. Look forward to the warped perspectives of the "righteous" emperor and the words of a madman that [REDACTED] will spew.
Battlefield. [ᚺ] IRON GUARDIAN - 16/20 HP.
[ᚺ] Sphere of Influence x2 - 500/500 HP
[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that!
[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something!
[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way……
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Post by joebob on Mar 29, 2017 15:47:04 GMT
5/50 astral unlocking +1 for posting +1 from TOG +1 tricklejest +1 drizelfoshizlethemeowpimp
no, really. I was bored. why would I want the runestone? (its a runestone right?) as I understand it, its a magufin, which would attract assassins, which would probably kill me before i got more then one use out of it. much better to amass personal power in the form of elemental enlightenment, nobody steals it and I can use it forever. sure, If i can get it easily, I will, but as it stands theres too much competition to believe I'll succeed. so yes, I came from boredom. I was not really trying to make my own faction, just stay unaligned until I learn more about what perks each side has. theres no 'neutral' option, so... yea. theres probably nothing over those mountains, their just idle.
I decide to inform the orbs of influence why I favor pickaxes. by attacking them. I raise my hand up and clench it around the rod that materializes in the air, then subtly shift my hand to press a button on the side of the rod, materializing 2 pickaxe heads of indobendium&ultimonium alloy, before leaping at them and hooking the sharp tip into the orbs side. now, it won't take it long to shift and drop me if I just hang tight, so I swing back, then forwards, and land on top of the sphere. it trys to shift into a doughnut shape so I'll fall, but I jab the pickaxe into its side, flipping over back on top, and yank the pickaxe out. a bit too hard... the pickaxe flys out of the side, splattering a glob of iron away with it, and I raise my hand suddenly, causing a thin blue pole to flash into existence. the pickaxe hooks around it and spinns around it, and I drop my hand to the side, causing the pole to vanish and sending the pickaxe whirling back towards the orb. I take 2 steps forwards, jump, and thrust my hand forwards,manifesting a blue panel in the air, and swing my hand over my head backwards, manifesting a path of further panels, rather like a loop on a roller coaster except it stays upside down. I continue to run, up the wall and then upside down on the ceiling, as the pickaxe flys through the orb, sending globs and droplets everywhere, and I reach the edge of the ceiling panels, slowing down only for an instant, and jump downwards, left arm outstretched to catch the pickaxe as it clears the blob. I then reach the ground and roll, tossing the pickaxe slightly into the air so it doesn't get in the way, grab the pickaxe, and turn, noticing the orb still has some matter left. I jump up and over its long metal tendril jab, then land on it and run towards the remainder of the ball. as I reach the ball, I jump, flip, and throw the pickaxe straight down with all my might. this also pushes me upwards from the force, as per that one thing where 'for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction'- 1 pickaxe was sent down at 30 MPS, and I was sent up at ~1 MPS. the pickaxe shreds through the orb and bounces off a glowing glyph in the ground, flying back up and into my waiting hand. however, the liquid metal might still be under the guardians control, so I stomp my foot to the ground, sending a wave of blue light out to encompass everywhere the metal splattered, and then forming detailed lines, creating an eye glyph, and activate it. the metal loses its connection to the guardian, and gains a slight connection with me such that I will be able to stop it from reforming. Orb of influence one-probadefinitely Defeated! any extra damage goes to the guardian.
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Post by arcanecynic on Mar 29, 2017 19:57:53 GMT
I join the empire of the skapari. it sounds awesome.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Mar 29, 2017 23:42:31 GMT
Of course there's something in the void, AC. But its a secret... ( ;3 )
Barran offers P.E P(alum) some PEP GOLD in an attempt to gain his favor... or at least let the fact that he's an awful Evocationist, Ilusionist, Abjurer, Necromancer, Transmuter, Plannist, Enchanter, Conjurer, ect. He *really* wants to be accepted into the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L
Ninja-editing was a duccess. Guess stealth is one thing I'm good at...
+1 2 JOEy BOBirino JOEbob, your "materializing" and "manifesting" implies at least *some* level of skill in the art of conjuration. I require your assistance with this summoning ritual I'm working on...
(2 +Joe) > 3/50 ritual summoningifyingificationing
Barran attempts to use his newfound stealth ability to sneak behind the Guardian, in prepiration for a sneak-attack. There is absolutly positivly no way he will find a way to screw this up...
also hya AC. I see that you're new here. make sure you read the rules and edit that to say HIGHSCHOOL instead of the empire...
cause I said so...
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Post by joebob on Mar 30, 2017 10:35:00 GMT
"hey... ah, barran, right?" "yeah, I'm ok at conjuring." "things I summon don't usually stick around long though, mostly because making sure it persists isn’t usually worth it" "A sword doesn't need to stay intact after it cuts something for the cut to bleed." "as a rule though, if you keep powering a non-permanent conjuration, it tends to stay around." "at least, thats how things work with my magic system, but who knows, theres a lot of different ones." "anyway, nice to meet you "
/ConversationalNULL
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Post by TrickleJest on Mar 31, 2017 20:52:33 GMT
Rumble. (Yes, I love making posts that start with onomatopoeias). A young lady teenage girl appears in the Battlefield. Her shoulder-length leaf-green hair appears to be quite a bit messy as her bangs cover a portion of her otherwise bright blue eyes. She appears to be listening to a tune of some sort, judging by her headphones and is wearing a gray hoodie, hands tucked into the pockets. Her jeans seem to be pre-torn. The girl takes a moment to take off her headphones and observes the mostly empty Batlefield. : "Eh. I've seen better."Obviously she would be really moody and grumpy, otherwise she wouldn't be a very good bad teenage stereotype. She sighs and looks over to the three teams. : "Oh, so I'm supposed to choose? Let me see... eeny meeny miny moe! Uhm, well, looks like I'm an evil cultist now. Such joy this brings me.She takes a few steps and "officially" joins the Cult of Epistaxis. : "Wait, do you idiots actually know what Epistaxis even means? Because making a cult around it doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. This is some weird inside joke, isn't it? Oh well."The girl looks over at the Cult and introduces herself. : "Hey. The name's Cal or Caly, whichever you prefer, I guess. My full name's just stupid and pretentious so don't even bother trying to find out what it is. I'm skilled at, well - fuck, what is this, a job interview? I'm here to kick ass."She's pretty sure that's enough information for the Cult to accept her. Caly: "I'm pretty sure that's enough information for you weirdos to accept me. Well, looks like there's absolutely friggin' nothing here save for this big old Guardian thing, so I guess I'll get going with that."Caly grabs her weapon of choice, a pretty heavy machete, and runs full-speed at the Guardian, making sure to plant a few big stabs into it before locking it in a safe and then putting the safe into a crate and then putting that crate into a giant box, the kind magicians use in their cutting people trick. Caly: "And now observe as I make this huge thing disappear right before your eyes."Caly slices the box into eight equal pieces, reminiscent of a pizza and tosses each seperate piece into the sky. She then hastily flips the machete to the side and, like a baseball bat, slams each piece far, far away. Obviously, since the Earth is round (or whatever sick place we're in right now) the pieces all come back to the same spot after rotating around our location. Yes, Caly's machete is that strong. Caly: "Oh, great, looks like the pizza's ready for the oven or some other shitty phrase like that."Caly then kicks each piece into a giant furnace, melting them down to something that sorta looks edible? She then presents the pieces to several starving deities, each quickly takes a piece and chows it down. Obviously, since there are only seven of them and eight pieces, somebody decides to be greedy and steal an extra piece, so the deities get angry at each other and fight to the death, making sure the Guardian cannot escape their rotting stomachs.
Something Old - 4/5 [+1 from Joe] [+1 from TOG] [+1 from CP] +1 to Joe
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Post by heyitskane on Apr 1, 2017 0:21:22 GMT
I charge onto the battlefield swinging my Warded Broadsword at the Iron Guardian
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Post by professionalMKsman on Apr 1, 2017 9:00:06 GMT
Something Really Cool: 1/50.
"Ughhhhhhhhh....my head hurts."
A young adult male wakes up. He's wearing a black shirt, not quite thick enough to block the glow of a power core inside the person's chest. He's also wearing a trench coat and has several gadgets and enhancements on him.
"Why am I waking up in weird places so often.......? What is this, Fire Emblem Awakening?"
He then looks around, and sees three robes, each bearing a different insignia. Presumably rival factions, the previous owners most likely killed in a bloody conflict. Great, out of all the places in world he'd wake up, and he was in the middle of a war-one which he would inevitably become part of.
"Ugh.....what is this? Fire Emblem Fates now?"
Not sure of who to join, as the factions all seem to have their own ups and downs, and there isn't much about each faction that our trenchcoated guy here, let's just call him Mk, knows, so Mk takes the logical option and decides to stay neutral for now. Once one of the factions offers a good enough deal, perhaps he might join their side. Plus the trenchcoat looks cool and he has to cast off his own desires in a symbolic fashion when he takes on the duty of one of the factions, anyway.
He then continues looking around, and sees a being of iron. Upon positioning his ocular organs on it, several optics trigger a scan, revealing the target as a hostile entity.
"Hmph, I guess there's something to do for a while."
He then warps in a mysterious looking gun. The gun looks like an oversized revolver chambered to fire anti-material sniper rounds, with a long sniper rifle barrel, folding stock, multi-band scope and several distinct markings on it.
"Alright, time to try out my Cool-Ass Runic Ballistic Sniper, or CARBS, I guess."
After performing a check to make sure the rifle is working properly, and loading the rifle, Mk takes aim at the Iron Guardian, lets the scope calibrate to the new environment, then proceeds to get the enemy in the sights. Mk then pulls the trigger, and fires a shot. The bullet flies with a scarlet hue around it, and when it impacts the Guardian, a huge fire explosion ensues, followed by a magic sigil forming underneath the Iron Guardian, which spawns a huge pillar of flame that consumes the Guardian.
As Mk watched the fire burn, he felt a weird feeling inside him. It felt refreshing. As if the aspect of battle got his motors running again, both literally and metaphorically. He smiled, as he prepared to fire again.
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on Apr 1, 2017 12:56:12 GMT
It was the second moment of the war, a moment that payed attention to particular arts of humour and irony. I am the High Priestess of the Cult of Epistaxis, and this is history recorded by us . As it's recorded by us, and has the blessing of our god [REDACTED], you can tell that this is a true and correct log, though, I guess you could read the fictional logs if you want! ^-^5/50 astral unlocking +1 for posting +1 from TOG +1 tricklejest +1 drizelfoshizlethemeowpimp no, really. I was bored. why would I want the runestone? (its a runestone right?) as I understand it, its a magufin, which would attract assassins, which would probably kill me before i got more then one use out of it. much better to amass personal power in the form of elemental enlightenment, nobody steals it and I can use it forever. sure, If i can get it easily, I will, but as it stands theres too much competition to believe I'll succeed. so yes, I came from boredom. I was not really trying to make my own faction, just stay unaligned until I learn more about what perks each side has. theres no 'neutral' option, so... yea. theres probably nothing over those mountains, their just idle. I decide to inform the orbs of influence why I favor pickaxes. by attacking them. I raise my hand up and clench it around the rod that materializes in the air, then subtly shift my hand to press a button on the side of the rod, materializing 2 pickaxe heads of indobendium&ultimonium alloy, before leaping at them and hooking the sharp tip into the orbs side. now, it won't take it long to shift and drop me if I just hang tight, so I swing back, then forwards, and land on top of the sphere. it trys to shift into a doughnut shape so I'll fall, but I jab the pickaxe into its side, flipping over back on top, and yank the pickaxe out. a bit too hard... the pickaxe flys out of the side, splattering a glob of iron away with it, and I raise my hand suddenly, causing a thin blue pole to flash into existence. the pickaxe hooks around it and spinns around it, and I drop my hand to the side, causing the pole to vanish and sending the pickaxe whirling back towards the orb. I take 2 steps forwards, jump, and thrust my hand forwards,manifesting a blue panel in the air, and swing my hand over my head backwards, manifesting a path of further panels, rather like a loop on a roller coaster except it stays upside down. I continue to run, up the wall and then upside down on the ceiling, as the pickaxe flys through the orb, sending globs and droplets everywhere, and I reach the edge of the ceiling panels, slowing down only for an instant, and jump downwards, left arm outstretched to catch the pickaxe as it clears the blob. I then reach the ground and roll, tossing the pickaxe slightly into the air so it doesn't get in the way, grab the pickaxe, and turn, noticing the orb still has some matter left. I jump up and over its long metal tendril jab, then land on it and run towards the remainder of the ball. as I reach the ball, I jump, flip, and throw the pickaxe straight down with all my might. this also pushes me upwards from the force, as per that one thing where 'for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction'- 1 pickaxe was sent down at 30 MPS, and I was sent up at ~1 MPS. the pickaxe shreds through the orb and bounces off a glowing glyph in the ground, flying back up and into my waiting hand. however, the liquid metal might still be under the guardians control, so I stomp my foot to the ground, sending a wave of blue light out to encompass everywhere the metal splattered, and then forming detailed lines, creating an eye glyph, and activate it. the metal loses its connection to the guardian, and gains a slight connection with me such that I will be able to stop it from reforming. Orb of influence one-probadefinitely Defeated! any extra damage goes to the guardian. The first contestant ignored our plights, declaring himself to be above the runestone (hey, that's important :/), and declaring himself to instead be here for the lust of studying and knowledge gaining, like a member of the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L., people who seeked knowledge by lust instead of deciding to devote themselves to our god.
He swung his pickaxe, the inferior weapon to the Scholar's pickazes (but you can't blame a non Epistaxis member not to realise that :3), before slamming into a Sphere of Influence. Its influence upon the world disappeared, and it warped, before crashing down to the earth. He rushed to the Guardian, before it waved its hand upwards, and metallic tendrils spiralled outwards, before slamming him to the ground.
1 Sphere of Influence destroyed.
I join the empire of the skapari. it sounds awesome. And the fifth contestant came, with a visage similar to idiot Prince Palum, running to the Skapari's forces, because it was 'awesome'. He was horrifically mistaken, it was not awesome, it was dull, and boring.Of course there's something in the void, AC. But its a secret... ( ;3 ) Barran offers P.E P(alum) some PEP GOLD in an attempt to gain his favor... or at least let the fact that he's an awful Evocationist, Ilusionist, Abjurer, Necromancer, Transmuter, Plannist, Enchanter, Conjurer, ect. He *really* wants to be accepted into the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L Ninja-editing was a duccess. Guess stealth is one thing I'm good at... +1 2 JOEy BOBirino JOEbob, your "materializing" and "manifesting" implies at least *some* level of skill in the art of conjuration. I require your assistance with this summoning ritual I'm working on... (2 +Joe) > 3/50 ritual summoningifyingificationing Barran attempts to use his newfound stealth ability to sneak behind the Guardian, in prepiration for a sneak-attack. There is absolutly positivly no way he will find a way to screw this up... also hya AC. I see that you're new here. make sure you read the rules and edit that to say HIGHSCHOOL instead of the empire... cause I said so... The third offered many riches to idiot Prince Palum, and he, if my flawed memory recalls correctly, accepted them easily. The third was quickly inducted into the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L, and given a +1 for their bountiful donations. He then snuck behind the Guardian, which used its mechanical lack of intelligence to floor him."hey... ah, barran, right?" "yeah, I'm ok at conjuring." "things I summon don't usually stick around long though, mostly because making sure it persists isn’t usually worth it" "A sword doesn't need to stay intact after it cuts something for the cut to bleed." "as a rule though, if you keep powering a non-permanent conjuration, it tends to stay around." "at least, thats how things work with my magic system, but who knows, theres a lot of different ones." "anyway, nice to meet you :) "
/ConversationalNULL The first decided to make small talk with Baran. All was well.Rumble. (Yes, I love making posts that start with onomatopoeias). A young lady teenage girl appears in the Battlefield. Her shoulder-length leaf-green hair appears to be quite a bit messy as her bangs cover a portion of her otherwise bright blue eyes. She appears to be listening to a tune of some sort, judging by her headphones and is wearing a gray hoodie, hands tucked into the pockets. Her jeans seem to be pre-torn. The girl takes a moment to take off her headphones and observes the mostly empty Batlefield. ???: "Eh. I've seen better."Obviously she would be really moody and grumpy, otherwise she wouldn't be a very good bad teenage stereotype. She sighs and looks over to the three teams. ???: "Oh, so I'm supposed to choose? Let me see... eeny meeny miny moe! Uhm, well, looks like I'm an evil cultist now. Such joy this brings me.She takes a few steps and "officially" joins the Cult of Epistaxis. ???: "Wait, do you idiots actually know what Epistaxis even means? Because making a cult around it doesn't make the slightest bit of sense. This is some weird inside joke, isn't it? Oh well."The girl looks over at the Cult and introduces herself. ???: "Hey. The name's Cal or Caly, whichever you prefer, I guess. My full name's just stupid and pretentious so don't even bother trying to find out what it is. I'm skilled at, well - fuck, what is this, a job interview? I'm here to kick ass."She's pretty sure that's enough information for the Cult to accept her. Caly: "I'm pretty sure that's enough information for you weirdos to accept me. Well, looks like there's absolutely friggin' nothing here save for this big old Guardian thing, so I guess I'll get going with that."Caly grabs her weapon of choice, a pretty heavy machete, and runs full-speed at the Guardian, making sure to plant a few big stabs into it before locking it in a safe and then putting the safe into a crate and then putting that crate into a giant box, the kind magicians use in their cutting people trick. Caly: "And now observe as I make this huge thing disappear right before your eyes."Caly slices the box into eight equal pieces, reminiscent of a pizza and tosses each seperate piece into the sky. She then hastily flips the machete to the side and, like a baseball bat, slams each piece far, far away. Obviously, since the Earth is round (or whatever sick place we're in right now) the pieces all come back to the same spot after rotating around our location. Yes, Caly's machete is that strong. Caly: "Oh, great, looks like the pizza's ready for the oven or some other shitty phrase like that."Caly then kicks each piece into a giant furnace, melting them down to something that sorta looks edible? She then presents the pieces to several starving deities, each quickly takes a piece and chows it down. Obviously, since there are only seven of them and eight pieces, somebody decides to be greedy and steal an extra piece, so the deities get angry at each other and fight to the death, making sure the Guardian cannot escape their rotting stomachs.
Something Old - 4/5 [+1 from Joe] [+1 from TOG] [+1 from CP] +1 to Joe The second contestant, Cal, stopped staring into space, and she interested me, and [REDACTED]. Pretentious name? Had the sense to know what our placebomantic cult name meant? She was excellent, and would be an excellent addition to the cult, although her thinking too much would be a problem (that I couldn't be bothered to deal with at the time XD). She ran full speed at the Guardian, and put a Sphere of Influence, and a singular iron gear in the box. The Sphere of Influence was destroyed, and the Guardian took only the most minor of damage.
1 Sphere of Influence destroyed. 1 damage.
I charge onto the battlefield swinging my Warded Broadsword at the Iron Guardian
And the sixth contestant appeared, took out a Broadsword marked with both sigils and artistic talent, and cut through the Iron Guardian. 2 damage.Something Really Cool: 1/50. "Ughhhhhhhhh....my head hurts." A young adult male wakes up. He's wearing a black shirt, not quite thick enough to block the glow of a power core inside the person's chest. He's also wearing a trench coat and has several gadgets and enhancements on him. "Why am I waking up in weird places so often.......? What is this, Fire Emblem Awakening?" He then looks around, and sees three robes, each bearing a different insignia. Presumably rival factions, the previous owners most likely killed in a bloody conflict. Great, out of all the places in world he'd wake up, and he was in the middle of a war-one which he would inevitably become part of. "Ugh.....what is this? Fire Emblem Fates now?" Not sure of who to join, as the factions all seem to have their own ups and downs, and there isn't much about each faction that our trenchcoated guy here, let's just call him Mk, knows, so Mk takes the logical option and decides to stay neutral for now. Once one of the factions offers a good enough deal, perhaps he might join their side. Plus the trenchcoat looks cool and he has to cast off his own desires in a symbolic fashion when he takes on the duty of one of the factions, anyway. He then continues looking around, and sees a being of iron. Upon positioning his ocular organs on it, several optics trigger a scan, revealing the target as a hostile entity. "Hmph, I guess there's something to do for a while." He then warps in a mysterious looking gun. The gun looks like an oversized revolver chambered to fire anti-material sniper rounds, with a long sniper rifle barrel, folding stock, multi-band scope and several distinct markings on it. "Alright, time to try out my Cool-Ass Runic Ballistic Sniper, or CARBS, I guess." After performing a check to make sure the rifle is working properly, and loading the rifle, Mk takes aim at the Iron Guardian, lets the scope calibrate to the new environment, then proceeds to get the enemy in the sights. Mk then pulls the trigger, and fires a shot. The bullet flies with a scarlet hue around it, and when it impacts the Guardian, a huge fire explosion ensues, followed by a magic sigil forming underneath the Iron Guardian, which spawns a huge pillar of flame that consumes the Guardian. As Mk watched the fire burn, he felt a weird feeling inside him. It felt refreshing. As if the aspect of battle got his motors running again, both literally and metaphorically. He smiled, as he prepared to fire again. Finally, the seventh contestant arrived, and shot at the Iron Guardian, but he was given the short end of the stick. Unfortunately for him, the Iron Guardian's belongings had gotten turned to naught, and this was something that the Guardian wouldn't stand for. It created a shield of Fe, and blocked the bullet. It's not gonna go down that easily.
EoTB.
The Iron Guardian noticed that all of its Spheres were dead, and was greatly annoyed by this event. It shook the ground once, shook the ground again. Spheres wouldn't work? Why not try sixth dimensional sacred geometry, used to generate humour in extra dimensional beings?
Sacred geometry upon sacred geometry aligns, creating an iron beast, which proceeds to cackle, before shielding the Iron Guardian. Halug summoned!
Battlefield. [ᚺ] IRON GUARDIAN - 13/20 HP. [ᚺ] Spheres of Influence x2 - DEAD. [ᚺ] Halug - 10,000/10,000 HP. Dodges weak attacks.
[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that!
[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something!
[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way……
Contestants:
#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?]
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Post by heyitskane on Apr 1, 2017 14:16:53 GMT
I begin carving wards into the ground with the tip of my broadsword. 1/10 ward barrier
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 15:11:15 GMT
[EMPIRE]
An engineer wearing cardboard armor, holding a glowing red wrench, walks into the battlefield.
>Engineer: Introduce yourself. You are Tycho Relaxo, adept couch builder. You are not very distinguished from everyone else, but you are pretty handy with your BLOWTORCH/WRENCH HYBRID weapon. You have been comissioned to build a city. It will be hard, but at least it's not a couch.
>Tycho: Attack. You apply the blowtorch-part of your weapon to the Iron Guardian, melting a part of it.
UNDYING!!!: 1/18
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Post by joebob on Apr 1, 2017 15:33:56 GMT
6/50 astral unlocking +1 drizelfoshizlethemeowpimp/ Baran/ TOG not above it so much as its not my main goal here. having fun is.
"hello to you too, 'Cal' (thats your name right) (I'm bad at names)"
I decide to attack halug, but refrain from spending too much time on it, if I have the presence of mind to do so. we'll see. I run over to halug, and shake hands, then suddenly squeeze it really hard and make them do it like a wimp. I then drag them with me to a small pit and shove them in. at the bottom of the pit they land in a box and... nothing happens. are they going to sit there forever? nope. a portal appears on the wall, which they walk through, and they are immediately given a portal gun and told to 'knock themself out'. there is a box on the floor, so they portal it to fall on their head, but being made of iron, fail to fall unconscious. they are very sad for a bit, and attempt to commit suicide several times, before realising it was metaphorical. they then use the gun to exit the chamber, only for a hole to appear in the floor and teleport them to a place that says there is cake at the end. they squeegee in joy, which means they clean the walls with a squeegee, before realising they should go get the cake, and going to do that. they then do several puzzles, only to reach the end and find out the cake was a lie. they fall into the incinerator, and take heavy damage over a few seconds as they try to portal, only to realise the gun is broken! they storm through the wall and dig their way back to the field, and when they arrive, I give them a cake. filled with self-replicating explosive nanobots, which explode.
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Post by canidaepsionic on Apr 1, 2017 15:48:56 GMT
The Dog Scholar dumps a massive amount of strange concoctions upon Halug. Unsurpisingly, they all managed to melt though all six dimensions of his geometry. This severely damages the sacredness of it.
3/15 Seven Stones
1+ to tricklejest
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Post by professionalMKsman on Apr 2, 2017 0:44:05 GMT
Something really cool: 2/50
"......"
Seeing as his attack failed to work, Mk decided that perhaps to get a proper hit, he would need to release a more complex attack. After all, just firing one shot and creating a magic sigil can be kind of boring.....
So Mk decided to smirk, then unleash a gravity bind on the Iron Guardian, which sent it flying into the air. After being flung into the air, Mk locked the Iron Guardian in the air using zero point energy before releasing some shots from a laser gatling gun that he warped on his shoulder. Following this, Mk decided to unload the rest of the clip of his CARBS at the Iron Guardian. The bullets flew at the Guardian at lightspeed, before splitting in to a myraid of star-shaped energy orbs that surrounded the Iron Guardian before unleashing huge blasts of energy at it from all directions. After all of that was done, Mk quickly teleport-rushed the Iron Guardian, warping in a rather large greatsword, which was coated in a powerful air current that was surrounding the greatsword and rotating at an extremely fast speed, practically mimicking both a drill and a chainsaw. After slashing the golem with it a few times with a few cross slashes, Mk released an upward spin slash and flew up, then proceeded to stop time. Mk then quickly flew behind him, then decided to start spinning a centrifugal warhammer. After it had spun to a proper speed, Mk proceeded to pound the Iron Guardian with it, then leap back and throw several titanium kunai at the Iron Guardian. The kunai were also all explosive-tipped too, so after Mk made time flow again the kunai all exploded inside the Iron Guardian, causing horrific damage. Mk then telekinetically re-grabbed his centrifugal hammer and spun it around some more before proceeding to throw it at the Guardian, then charged forwards with his greatsword and pounded the Iron Guardian with a downwards slash, retraining his hammer after the slash, then proceeding to spin around with both his hammer and greatsword, bashing the Iron Guardian some more. Then mark quickly leaped back, firing his laser gatling some more at the Iron Guardian before launching a pair of lightning grapplers and grappling the Iron Guardian, before smashing its face in with a rapid set of punches, before proceeding to suplex it and then grab and fling it downwards into the ground, headfirst. Following that, Mk proceeded to fly into the air and grab a moon, before slamming it down on the Iron Guardian.
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Post by TrickleJest on Apr 3, 2017 16:32:23 GMT
Well, time for part two. Cal readies her machete yet again, looking straight at the Guardian. However, her attack is interrupted by a charge that has just readied.
Caly: "Huh, cool. Let's see what I can do with this..."
Cal seemingly tosses the charge into the air. However, the charge expands and rips a hole in space-time. In the blink of an eye, a gray arm poked through the portal and latches onto the ground, pulling the rest of the body through. It appears to be a cloud-like dark gray creature with a black aura around it. Just looking at it makes people sad.
Caly: "This might get a little dark. Viewer discretion is advised."
The creature gives a loud (and sad) screech as it plants itself in the Hostile side of the field.
Depression - Immortal Passive - Nobody can control who Depression engulfs. Not even with a 100+ charge. Not even with Godmodding, if it exists in this world. Active - Engulfs a random entity of any kind every round, halving its damage for the current round. If the entity does not act normally and has a weird system behind it, Depression will instead stun it. Depression cannot engulf itself, as that would cause a paradox and it cannot engulf bosses. This means that Depression acts first no matter what.
Caly: "It's immortal just like its real life counterpart. Haha. Funny."
Something Big - 2/10 [+1 from CP] +1 to CP
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Post by foodman on Apr 3, 2017 16:35:45 GMT
This is your Lord and Emperor speaking too you, where the others have decided to write the histories as they see them on paper I will no stoop so low. As you can plainly see this is a hologram, something as a true servant of the empire will be no stranger too. The Empire has been searching far and wide for a new planet too settle and have decided upon this one. Forward scout teams have heard of a strange and potentially powerful runestone hidden on this planet and the Empire is investigating further always being open too new opportunities to gain power. So begins this great history which is deemed important enough that your emperor himself is recording and showing it too youI begin carving wards into the ground with the tip of my broadsword. 1/10 ward barrier You see one of the people begin to draw, what will he do? it remains to be seen.[EMPIRE]An engineer wearing cardboard armor, holding a glowing red wrench, walks into the battlefield. >Engineer: Introduce yourself. You are Tycho Relaxo, adept couch builder. You are not very distinguished from everyone else, but you are pretty handy with your BLOWTORCH/WRENCH HYBRID weapon. You have been comissioned to build a city. It will be hard, but at least it's not a couch. >Tycho: Attack. You apply the blowtorch-part of your weapon to the Iron Guardian, melting a part of it. UNDYING!!!: 1/18 The second servant of the empire appears on the battlefield, He immediately tries too melt the Iron Guardian, instead Halug shields the Iron Guardian taking the hit, 500 damage too Halug6/50 astral unlocking +1 drizelfoshizlethemeowpimp/ Baran/ TOG not above it so much as its not my main goal here. having fun is. "hello to you too, 'Cal' (thats your name right) (I'm bad at names)"I decide to attack halug, but refrain from spending too much time on it, if I have the presence of mind to do so. we'll see. I run over to halug, and shake hands, then suddenly squeeze it really hard and make them do it like a wimp. I then drag them with me to a small pit and shove them in. at the bottom of the pit they land in a box and... nothing happens. are they going to sit there forever? nope. a portal appears on the wall, which they walk through, and they are immediately given a portal gun and told to 'knock themself out'. there is a box on the floor, so they portal it to fall on their head, but being made of iron, fail to fall unconscious. they are very sad for a bit, and attempt to commit suicide several times, before realising it was metaphorical. they then use the gun to exit the chamber, only for a hole to appear in the floor and teleport them to a place that says there is cake at the end. they squeegee in joy, which means they clean the walls with a squeegee, before realising they should go get the cake, and going to do that. they then do several puzzles, only to reach the end and find out the cake was a lie. they fall into the incinerator, and take heavy damage over a few seconds as they try to portal, only to realise the gun is broken! they storm through the wall and dig their way back to the field, and when they arrive, I give them a cake. filled with self-replicating explosive nanobots, which explode. Not the most common method of destroying an enemy, but an effective one nonetheless. 1000 damage too Halug.The Dog Scholar dumps a massive amount of strange concoctions upon Halug. Unsurpisingly, they all managed to melt though all six dimensions of his geometry. This severely damages the sacredness of it. 3/15 Seven Stones 1+ to tricklejest 500 damage to HalugSomething really cool: 2/50 "......" Seeing as his attack failed to work, Mk decided that perhaps to get a proper hit, he would need to release a more complex attack. After all, just firing one shot and creating a magic sigil can be kind of boring..... So Mk decided to smirk, then unleash a gravity bind on the Iron Guardian, which sent it flying into the air. After being flung into the air, Mk locked the Iron Guardian in the air using zero point energy before releasing some shots from a laser gatling gun that he warped on his shoulder. Following this, Mk decided to unload the rest of the clip of his CARBS at the Iron Guardian. The bullets flew at the Guardian at lightspeed, before splitting in to a myraid of star-shaped energy orbs that surrounded the Iron Guardian before unleashing huge blasts of energy at it from all directions. After all of that was done, Mk quickly teleport-rushed the Iron Guardian, warping in a rather large greatsword, which was coated in a powerful air current that was surrounding the greatsword and rotating at an extremely fast speed, practically mimicking both a drill and a chainsaw. After slashing the golem with it a few times with a few cross slashes, Mk released an upward spin slash and flew up, then proceeded to stop time. Mk then quickly flew behind him, then decided to start spinning a centrifugal warhammer. After it had spun to a proper speed, Mk proceeded to pound the Iron Guardian with it, then leap back and throw several titanium kunai at the Iron Guardian. The kunai were also all explosive-tipped too, so after Mk made time flow again the kunai all exploded inside the Iron Guardian, causing horrific damage. Mk then telekinetically re-grabbed his centrifugal hammer and spun it around some more before proceeding to throw it at the Guardian, then charged forwards with his greatsword and pounded the Iron Guardian with a downwards slash, retraining his hammer after the slash, then proceeding to spin around with both his hammer and greatsword, bashing the Iron Guardian some more. Then mark quickly leaped back, firing his laser gatling some more at the Iron Guardian before launching a pair of lightning grapplers and grappling the Iron Guardian, before smashing its face in with a rapid set of punches, before proceeding to suplex it and then grab and fling it downwards into the ground, headfirst. Following that, Mk proceeded to fly into the air and grab a moon, before slamming it down on the Iron Guardian. In a display of power through gadgetry and skill you attempt too harm the Iron Gaurdian. 1500 damage to Halug because of body blocking.Well, time for part two. Cal readies her machete yet again, looking straight at the Guardian. However, her attack is interrupted by a charge that has just readied. Caly: "Huh, cool. Let's see what I can do with this..."Cal seemingly tosses the charge into the air. However, the charge expands and rips a hole in space-time. In the blink of an eye, a gray arm poked through the portal and latches onto the ground, pulling the rest of the body through. It appears to be a cloud-like dark gray creature with a black aura around it. Just looking at it makes people sad. Caly: "This might get a little dark. Viewer discretion is advised."The creature gives a loud (and sad) screech as it plants itself in the Hostile side of the field. Depression - ImmortalPassive - Nobody can control who Depression engulfs. Not even with a 100+ charge. Not even with Godmodding, if it exists in this world. Active - Engulfs a random entity of any kind every round, halving its damage for the current round. If the entity does not act normally and has a weird system behind it, Depression will instead stun it. Depression cannot engulf itself, as that would cause a paradox and it cannot engulf bosses. This means that Depression acts first no matter what. Caly: "It's immortal just like its real life counterpart. Haha. Funny."
Something Big - 2/10 [+1 from CP] +1 to CP You succeed in summoning Depression sadly it is not Immortal because anything can be killed, even emotions can be destroyed with enough effort.
EoTB.
Someone summons an emotion that hates everyone! Now you have to kill that too! Iron Guardian doesn't do much because not much can be done! Halug takes some hits for Iron Guardian because that is his job! Hey one of you should summon something on your team (as in not the hostiles) for all the hostiles to gang up on and try too kill!
Battlefield. [ᚺ] IRON GUARDIAN - 13/20 HP. [ᚺ] Depression - 10,000/10,000 [ᚺ] Halug - 6,500/10,000 HP. Dodges weak attacks.
[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… Better fix that!
[ᚹᚻ] There is nothing going on! Everyone who doesn't exist is just sitting around reading books about mass destruction or something!
[ᛋ] You don't have a city! You don't have an outpost! Nobody is doing anything because nobody exists! Really hard to build a city that way……
Contestants:
#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ]
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Post by joebob on Apr 3, 2017 16:37:06 GMT
8/50 astral unlocking +1 from dfstmp/b/tog
+1 drizelfoshizlethemeowpimp/ Baran/ TOG I decide once again to limit my effort, running over and creating a glyph at halugs feet, then close my hand to a fist, then create a wall of light around them, trapping them in as I send some fire magic into the glyph, exploding it. the explosion harms halug, and theres almost no wasted energy because of the wall of light. it then fades.
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Post by professionalMKsman on Apr 3, 2017 17:03:23 GMT
Can you summon hostile entities?
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Post by joebob on Apr 3, 2017 17:42:36 GMT
yes, but then you don't control them. /null
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Post by heyitskane on Apr 3, 2017 19:08:29 GMT
More wards get drawn on the ground 2/10
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