foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on May 9, 2017 19:30:19 GMT
[[[Soooo... what are the perks?]]] 37/50 astral unlocking +1 carmine +1 TOG I run towards platinum and do my best to grapple it to the ground, hoping to negate or weaken its action, while creating magical threads of spider silk, which shoot into the air and drape down on platinum, thickening and mixing. spider silk is stronger then steel, after all. after some time, enough to trap platinum for a few minutes, I phase through the silk and sacrifice a drop of blood, creating a massive rune of light, with several discreet parts spinning separately of one-another, and a black growth starts to appear, tar-like, in the air. soon enough it becomes clear that this is a massive spider, with glowing red eyes and a strange marking on its back, a grid, almost like bars... the spider immediately starts spewing silk from its abdomen, first increasing the size of the cocoon in which I have trapped platinum, then using the silk to create several glyphs, each larger then the last, and using my glyph magic to empower them, strengthening the silk to the point of beating out pure corundum, which is the 2nd hardest material on the mohs scale. Contestant 1 has successfully trapped Platinum but has made a slight error, corundum may be the second hardest substance but that doesn't mean it is the second strongest substance out there.
Pebbles 3/5 (+1 TheOtherGuy) +1 joebob "Oh, yes!", I shout to myself upon seeing these Alloyed Forces. "Finally some worthwhile action!" The danger of death is nothing to me. At least, not with my lineage providing me with fast healing; I'd have preferred immortality, true, but genetic has its ways, it seems. Oh well. Might as well start to have some fun while my spell is charging. Staring at the Golden creature in front of me, I snicker, and whip my tail in swagger. Then, before it can attack me, I dash out of reach, taking some speed. Now, I know that I shouldn't be reckless; last time I tried a summoning spell, it ended up barely doing any damage. This time, I would need a direct attack. All around the metal creatures are rocks, stones, boulders that got dig up from their wake. There's surely no metal left in them...unless? Yeah, that plan might work. But I've got to be quick. My hands start to burn. Pure plasma fire, concentrated sunlight energy. It'd melt pretty much anything, but my hands are too small for them to deal any significant damage on these monsters. But that won't stop me; drawing these rocks to me, I punch them all, as hard as possible, and they break under the heat and pressure. The few minerals I can identify within the debris confirm my thoughts; in no time, I gather in my hands these bits and shards of cobalt metal. It only takes a touch to melt them into pure liquid cobalt, which I shape into a long, razor-sharp blade. It's a tough metal. It won't shatter easily, I know it. But slicing through these monsters won't work. I have to take it up a notch; with a thrust of my legs, I jump as high as I can, until I'm eventually flying. Flight, I manage. No need to be a pure demigod to do that, right? "Not now, Saph.", I tell myself, trying to set my thoughts on the right path. "Save it for later." If I want the spell to work, I need to focus. I take in a deep breath, and shatter the blade over my knee, into a thousand shards. I gather them in my hands, multiply them easily, until there's a million of them. Then, I throw them at the sky, where they fly up like a swarm of wild bees. Thunder starts to roar, and lightning cracks. I can feel these bits of metal get charged with electricity; that's exactly what I want. With a mischievous grin directed at the Golden creature, I throw my hand down, and a rain of metal blades start to fall. They dig themselves into the enemy's shell, and unleash their electric potential, aiming at the core mechanics. I make the rain like a storm, as violent and fast as possible, shards of sharp metal flying everywhere, aiming to destroy and kill no matter the collateral damage. I will not let myself be weakened again. I will win, and I will show them my strength is nothing to mess with! Contestant 12 does a cool thing, the shards themselves do 3,500 damage, the electricity itself only does about 500 because gold is a very good conductor of electricity as such when the electricity travels through it it doesn't do much, not even getting all that hot really because of lack of resistance. ((don't worry carmine your attack didn't do any less because of physics)) I join late, confused as to what is going on. I attempt to summon an Italian plumber. Contestant 13 Joins he successfully summons his Italian plumber, then the plumber looks around decides he doesn't like this at all summons a pipe and hops through leaving. However the pipe remains, what does it do? Nobody knows! Well I do and I suppose the pleb Prince E. Palum knows too, probably [redacted] aswell *sigh*. The vanguard of the Skapari Imperial Expeditionary Force (or SIEF), who has been sitting in his pod for god knows how long doing wargames with miniatures to try to get a tactical advantage over other forces that may or may not be attempting to set up competing colonies (they know who they are), suddenly remembers that he is the only member of the SIEF on the planet, and how useless these wargames have been because they assume that the battlefield literally never changes. So, he looks outside for the first time in a while, and sees that the battlefield is practically unrecognizable (read: I need to check up on this more). Seeing the new hostiles, he loads some of the miniatures of the enemies that had existed when he looked out last (they weren’t that accurate anyway) into a slingshot and fires them, one by one, at Gold. 2/15 The Arrival of Reinforcements Contestant 11 looking outside successfully damages Gold with his miniatures. 1000 damageby the by, Carms, as flattered as I am, I'm merely That Other Guy. I'm not so special as to be The definitive Other Guy hey, woah! my attack actually worked! neato. welp, better keep up the brane gammez and continue the train wreck of ''''creativity'''' and rule-anihalating, right? ...AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH except no! like nintendo, we here at MEinc find what works, and then milk it till it doesnt! (or some better motto then that). Im only gonna try GENERICA one last time (against the same enemy, of course), and then Ill go on to doing other stuff
R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
+1 Carms (gotta think of a better name though...)
(27 +Jobboe ) > 28/50 (RAWR) [HOLD], because Im actaually doing GENERICA again this round. heheheheh. Ill stop after this though.
Contestant 4 does a thing that is invisible too most peoples eyes this something does 2,000 damage too Metal Guardian
EOTB. The Metal Guardian Being very Angry throws contestant 4 into the sky this causes their next action too have a % chance of failing. Gold, Silver, and Platinum decide this is a good time to rescue some forest animals. 50/40000 Forest animals saved.
Perks. Ok things are happening! Everyone is getting a free notification that they can change sides inlight of new information about too be found here. Faction perks are a thing! Empire of the Skapari: Get 1 worker every round that can work on am available building, chosen by YOU the people. Cult of Epistaxis: You guys get too sacrifice the blood of your enemy's (or your friends I don't really care) too create charge points which can be used too summon things or do stuff. Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.: You guys get Spells that do things! If I am too understand this correctly you Have to learn these spells by doing research and if two people research the same thing it gets a free point. You get too choose from a set of spells and artefacts, that is 2 spells and 1 artefact. (what these spells are and do you will have to ask AC or I will edit it in later) (plz don't quote me on that) More details on Faction perks coming in future updates!
Plot. You watch as the first Skapari worker ship descends from the skies, He disembarks walks up too the nearest Skapari member, salutes, and says "Where am I needed?" The Wizards begin their studys whereever it is that Wizards do their studying. The Cult Sacrifices a few random forest animals for kicks and giggles
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles: ALLOYED FORCES: 13/13[ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 5,600/20,000 HP. Untouchable to non-charged attacks. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 3/5. armour 5/10. VERY ANGERY. sed. [ᚺ] Gold - 90,000/95,000 HP. Like Putty In Our Hands: 2/5. Bling Stacks: 1 + 1 per turn. [ᚺ] Silver - 75,000/75,000 HP. Starsword: 2/3. [ᚺ] Platinum - 150,000/150,000 HP. mother-#@%!ING mo-NAY: 2/2. Hidden Depths: 2/7.Miscellaneous Hostiles:None! Hooray! The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… except a few forest animals I suppose. The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] Research Is starting! The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ]Workerx1- 500 health 0/10 Town Hall- the center of a blossoming town or outpost (workers can Hide in here if needed, and it is required before any other construction can begin) Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [?] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ] #12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
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Post by joebob on May 9, 2017 20:16:53 GMT
38/50 astral unlocking fine, +1 TOG If TOG is staying in H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. then I join that, otherwise if Epistaxis thing is like when you deal damage to something you get free charges, I join cult of Epistaxis. if I misunderstood, I remain unaligned for clarification. the statment with hardness was intentional. the point was its stronger then platinum. I decide that saving forest animals is a noble goal, and unless I joined epistaxis due to the above criteria being fulfilled, help them save some forest animals from the wrath of those like TOG. also, didn't the iron guardian kill some forest animals at some point? if I joined Epistaxis, I attack platinum instead. (if join H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. and you can come up with things to research:) I suggest we research rock wall, its been very useful whenever I had access to it. then I research it. after a H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.er teleports over and explains the available spells [thats my non-meta explanation for knowing it now], I decide to suggest Lil’ sauron’s covert eye, weakness detector class I and start researching it, as well as calling TOG over to help. "Yo TOG, howsabout we work together? We'll probably be able to do more that way." "if you wanna research something else, we can do that next round. as long as we work together I think it'll be faster." After TOG refuses, I decide to join them on Hellfire of the Virgin Lawsuit [alphasymbol] for efficiency's sake.
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 9, 2017 22:47:48 GMT
JOE! what happened to our little charge loop we had going on? don't leave me hanging like this! (JOE>me>(Lucky Carms)>JOE , right?) Carms, give the plus ones to JOE. that way, the three of us get a loop going and everyone's happy! Ill still totally accept the one from this round though ;3
JOE hopefully joins us, as I'm staying with HIGHSCHOOL (what? I remain loyal to the teams I join! when have I ever betrayed a team?) heh heh heh [winky cat face] R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
+1 Lucky Carms (Saph, was it?)
(29 +Jobboe ) > 30/50 (RAWR)
anyways, I attempt to save some small forest creatures from my wrath by shoving them into a Doctor Robotnik brand animal->robot converter, and send them to kamikaze into the Worker. if I fail to save the animals using this method because of the MG, then logically they die because I could not save them from my wrath. I then shove their corpses into the converter and use the robot as a hammer to bludgeon the Worker to death. it's a win-win scenario.
Barrrrrrrran: wait... weRe actually learning spells now? YES! FINALLY! (after all, this is why I joined in the first place)
though Joe asks for my help after joining, I did promise Id help Carm first. he just seems a bit moRe... experienced. he summoned Yggdrasil (though, in all fairness its not *the* Yggdrasil) and Jörmungandr for crying out loud! thanks for understanding, and I'll help next round. promise!
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Post by Con Air on May 10, 2017 3:05:40 GMT
Ok, I start spawning a greater entity. The ghost of a 12 year old with a machete. This might take longer. (Not listing the charge here because that's against the rules)
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Post by joebob on May 10, 2017 9:28:53 GMT
?_?_? if you want to spawn something, start charging you have to list charges, like so: 1/whateversizethischarge is for The ghost of a 12 year old with a machete. /NULL
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 10, 2017 20:03:13 GMT
Pebbles 5/5 (+1 ThatOtherGuy) +1 ThatOtherGuy
I'll decide to start research on that Hellfire of the Virgin Lawsuit spell, for greater damage means greater effect. Then I grin maliciously, taking the pebbles from my pocket. The spell's ready!
I throw them up in the air, where they fly for a moment before exploding in a flash of golden light. When it wanes, a cloud of golden dust floats in the air. I catch it in my powers, and feel its power resonate in the air. Perfect, absolutely perfect.
Each speck of dust starts growing exponentially, until they're each the size of a small seed. I throw them on the ground, where they bury into the soil and grow at a hundred times the usual speed. Wheat stems sprout out, turn a golden color, and once they're ripe, I hack down the entire field with my trusty butter knife. The wheat seeds fall on the ground, fertilized by the rapidly-decaying hay, and germinate again, sprouting even more of their kind, more and more, and I keep repeating this until the entire battlefield is covered in golden wheat. Only then am I satisfied.
Hacking the entire thing down once again, following the track currently playing in my headphones, I make the huge mass of wheat seeds rise in the air, like a tempestuous tornado that obeys my every command. That's a huge lot of organic matter, but what can I do with it? I think, looking around me, and spot the remains of a small thorny plant.
Ripping its thorns apart with a simple thought, I reduce them to pure DNA, which I inject into one of the millions, billions of wheat seeds. Then I transmit this new piece of data to all the other seeds in the bunch. I look around, and spot other plants: mostly grass, but with a kick of my foot it turns into carnivorous plants, poison-scented flowers, deadly nettle. All of their data is gathered and assimilated into my seeds.
The advantage with summoning a creature from scratch is that it belongs in this world. All around me are the guts and bones of Jörmungandr that spilled everywhere one the creature disappeared. Gathering them with a thought, I extract all the organic matter I can get from these, and hold it in my hands. A pure concentrate of life and energy, which is exactly what I need.
Then, I focus. I draw all of my seeds into this small pile of organic matter. I squeeze them inside, concentrating their power into a small sphere fitting in my cupped hands. It takes a lot on me, since how the heck can you fit several billion seeds into such a small space? Yet I'm confident in myself, and manage this feat, holding it together in a very, very cramped artefact. Which I throw on the ground.
It's like an explosion. A gigantic forest starts growing, sprouting trees with all the concentrated lifeforce I gave them. Their bark has thorns, their branches can bite, their flowers reek of poison and their leaves can sting to death. They grow and grow all around, suffocating the battlefield and extending like tentacles. Then, one of the centra trees absorbs the ones in its vicinity, and takes control of the others. It's a sentient creature, grown from the brain and heart of Jörmungandr, and it's wanting to kill. It grows and grows until it becomes a huge tree monster, wielding thorns and biting mouths and so many deadly weapons. I grin maliciously once again, and fly to its highest branch, where I'm able to see everything.
"I summon you, Yggdrasil!", I shout out, feeling the power crackle up all around me, linking my mind to the vegetal monster. "Reduce the Metal Guardian to broken bits, attack at full force!"
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Post by MaskedGeneral on May 11, 2017 2:08:50 GMT
The vanguard, loyal as ever to the Empire, looks over to the other Skapari player (or players, if AC even counts), and sees if they have anything to say on the matter of this worker’s assignment. Then, he completely disregards whatever statements they make on the matter (there is literally only one choice, what objections can you make) and, addressing the worker, points to an approximately appropriately-sized patch of flat-ish ground.
Could you go start building a town hall there?
With that taken care of, he decides he ought to introduce himself to the locals. A new colony’s going to need them, after all. He walks up to the nearest member of the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. he can see.
So, if I have this right… You’re a member of the W.H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. (he rolls “Wizard” into the rest of the acronym, and says it as a word pronounced “whyschool” (stay in school)) At least, I think that’s what that symbol stands for. Anyway. All of you are learning spells and stuff. Good for you. Meanwhile, I’m just going to be here helping the Empire build a city. So, I decided that I would like to make a proposition to you and all your wizard friends. You can learn all the spells you want, and I won’t break your stuff, provided that you don’t break the Empire’s stuff. And yes, I know I’m supposed to be working under the “kill first ask questions later” principle. But I honestly think that through peace and cooperation we can all do so much more than we could if we allowed petty squabbling to get in the way of that. As a bonus, I might be able to use my (admittedly unofficial) authority as the vanguard to promise that you can move into the city when it’s done if you want! Provided you report yourselves to the local branch of the Skapari Colonial Authority to get yourselves registered first, of course.
This little foray into diplomacy being dealt with, the vanguard decides to see what he can do about the more major obstacles in the way of Skapari city-building. He pulls out a standard-issue plasma rifle, takes aim at Silver, and starts firing it continuously until it overheats.
3/15 The Arrival of Reinforcements
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Post by joebob on May 11, 2017 9:49:26 GMT
"well, I don't plan to attack you unprovoked" "and its nice to see someone deciding to react intelligently to the knowledge that there are other factions present (IE: negotiating)" "while the moving-into-city thing doesn't interest me, its nice of you to offer." "in summery, sure, you leave me alone and I'll leave you alone." "I'm afraid I can't promise for everyone else though..." /NULL
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 11, 2017 11:19:26 GMT
*Saph's headphones blasting music on loud mode, he can't hear anything of the conversation next to him. He's just there, snapping his fingers in rhythm and whipping his fluffy tail in the air. Woo.* /null
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Post by arcanecynic on May 11, 2017 19:01:08 GMT
38/50 astral unlocking fine, +1 TOG If TOG is staying in H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. then I join that, otherwise if Epistaxis thing is like when you deal damage to something you get free charges, I join cult of Epistaxis. if I misunderstood, I remain unaligned for clarification. the statment with hardness was intentional. the point was its stronger then platinum. I decide that saving forest animals is a noble goal, and unless I joined epistaxis due to the above criteria being fulfilled, help them save some forest animals from the wrath of those like TOG. also, didn't the iron guardian kill some forest animals at some point? if I joined Epistaxis, I attack platinum instead. (if join H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. and you can come up with things to research:) I suggest we research rock wall, its been very useful whenever I had access to it. then I research it.after a H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.er teleports over and explains the available spells [thats my non-meta explanation for knowing it now], I decide to suggest Lil’ sauron’s covert eye, weakness detector class I and start researching it, as well as calling TOG over to help. " Yo TOG, howsabout we work together? We'll probably be able to do more that way." "if you wanna research something else, we can do that next round. as long as we work together I think it'll be faster." After TOG refuses, I decide to join them on Hellfire of the Virgin Lawsuit [alphasymbol] for efficiency's sake.
Hoorah, another recruit, and one so capable as well, is what I exclaimed, when joebob finally made the right choice. admittedly before this we did have some squabbles, but all that was in the past now! We at the Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. could use his cold, calculating, emotionless mind, that wants nothing but winning, very well.
Moreover, he started studying Hellfire of the virgin lawsuit, by unanimous agreement that spell was chosen. Unfortunately only he spent his turn studying so the spell was only advanced by one this cycle.
(also good job on the informant thingy, you can do meta stuff like that or between brackets, but fourth wall breaks or still not done; i just don't want this to be that kind of game) JOE! what happened to our little charge loop we had going on? don't leave me hanging like this! (JOE>me>(Lucky Carms)>JOE , right?) Carms, give the plus ones to JOE. that way, the three of us get a loop going and everyone's happy! Ill still totally accept the one from this round though ;3 JOE hopefully joins us, as I'm staying with HIGHSCHOOL (what? I remain loyal to the teams I join! when have I ever betrayed a team?) heh heh hh [winky catR: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77+1 Lucky Carms (Saph, was it?) (29 +Jobboe ) > 30/50 ( RAWR) anyways, I attempt to save some small forest creatures from my wrath by shoving them into a Doctor Robotnik brand animal->robot converter, and send them to kamikaze into the Worker. if I fail to save the animals using this method because of the MG, then logically they die because I could not save them from my wrath. I then shove their corpses into the converter and use the robot as a hammer to bludgeon the Worker to death. it's a win-win scenario. Barrrrrrrran: wait... weRe actually learning spells now? YES! FINALLY! (after all, this is why I joined in the first place) though Joe asks for my help after joining, I did promise Id help Carm first. he just seems a bit moRe... experienced. he summoned Yggdrasil (though, in all fairness it is *the* Yggdrasil) and Jörmungandr for crying out loud! thanks for understanding, and I'll help next round. promise! #4 killed the treacherous skapari worker, but unfortunately not before it could do any harm. Ok, I start spawning a greater entity. The ghost of a 12 year old with a machete. This might take longer. (Not listing the charge here because that's against the rules) #13 started charging. (please do list the charge, idk where you got that from)Pebbles 5/5 (+1 ThatOtherGuy) +1 ThatOtherGuy I'll decide to start research on that Hellfire of the Virgin Lawsuit spell, for greater damage means greater effect. Then I grin maliciously, taking the pebbles from my pocket. The spell's ready! I throw them up in the air, where they fly for a moment before exploding in a flash of golden light. When it wanes, a cloud of golden dust floats in the air. I catch it in my powers, and feel its power resonate in the air. Perfect, absolutely perfect. Each speck of dust starts growing exponentially, until they're each the size of a small seed. I throw them on the ground, where they bury into the soil and grow at a hundred times the usual speed. Wheat stems sprout out, turn a golden color, and once they're ripe, I hack down the entire field with my trusty butter knife. The wheat seeds fall on the ground, fertilized by the rapidly-decaying hay, and germinate again, sprouting even more of their kind, more and more, and I keep repeating this until the entire battlefield is covered in golden wheat. Only then am I satisfied. Hacking the entire thing down once again, following the track currently playing in my headphones, I make the huge mass of wheat seeds rise in the air, like a tempestuous tornado that obeys my every command. That's a huge lot of organic matter, but what can I do with it? I think, looking around me, and spot the remains of a small thorny plant. Ripping its thorns apart with a simple thought, I reduce them to pure DNA, which I inject into one of the millions, billions of wheat seeds. Then I transmit this new piece of data to all the other seeds in the bunch. I look around, and spot other plants: mostly grass, but with a kick of my foot it turns into carnivorous plants, poison-scented flowers, deadly nettle. All of their data is gathered and assimilated into my seeds. The advantage with summoning a creature from scratch is that it belongs in this world. All around me are the guts and bones of Jörmungandr that spilled everywhere one the creature disappeared. Gathering them with a thought, I extract all the organic matter I can get from these, and hold it in my hands. A pure concentrate of life and energy, which is exactly what I need. Then, I focus. I draw all of my seeds into this small pile of organic matter. I squeeze them inside, concentrating their power into a small sphere fitting in my cupped hands. It takes a lot on me, since how the heck can you fit several billion seeds into such a small space? Yet I'm confident in myself, and manage this feat, holding it together in a very, very cramped artefact. Which I throw on the ground. It's like an explosion. A gigantic forest starts growing, sprouting trees with all the concentrated lifeforce I gave them. Their bark has thorns, their branches can bite, their flowers reek of poison and their leaves can sting to death. They grow and grow all around, suffocating the battlefield and extending like tentacles. Then, one of the centra trees absorbs the ones in its vicinity, and takes control of the others. It's a sentient creature, grown from the brain and heart of Jörmungandr, and it's wanting to kill. It grows and grows until it becomes a huge tree monster, wielding thorns and biting mouths and so many deadly weapons. I grin maliciously once again, and fly to its highest branch, where I'm able to see everything. "I summon you, Yggdrasil!", I shout out, feeling the power crackle up all around me, linking my mind to the vegetal monster. "Reduce the Metal Guardian to broken bits, attack at full force!" As per usual when you summon one of the Grand Beasts, when #12 summoned Yggdrasil, The beast appeared at full power for a split second, and then conforms to the amount of charges spend on them, as #12 used five units of magic, everyone got ready to meet one of the modern incarnations of the world tree: GROOT!
I floated over to Saphiroth, and explained: "While your works are of great quality, I'm afraid to let you know you are spending too much time with you actions, something that the universe will punish eventually." (you're posts are too long to not count as longposts in my book, you can still do this, but not consecutively. see rules(page 1) posting, 4) The vanguard, loyal as ever to the Empire, looks over to the other Skapari player (or players, if AC even counts), and sees if they have anything to say on the matter of this worker’s assignment. Then, he completely disregards whatever statements they make on the matter (there is literally only one choice, what objections can you make) and, addressing the worker, points to an approximately appropriately-sized patch of flat-ish ground. Could you go start building a town hall there?With that taken care of, he decides he ought to introduce himself to the locals. A new colony’s going to need them, after all. He walks up to the nearest member of the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. he can see. So, if I have this right… You’re a member of the W.H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. (he rolls “Wizard” into the rest of the acronym, and says it as a word pronounced “whyschool” (stay in school)) At least, I think that’s what that symbol stands for. Anyway. All of you are learning spells and stuff. Good for you. Meanwhile, I’m just going to be here helping the Empire build a city. So, I decided that I would like to make a proposition to you and all your wizard friends. You can learn all the spells you want, and I won’t break your stuff, provided that you don’t break the Empire’s stuff. And yes, I know I’m supposed to be working under the “kill first ask questions later” principle. But I honestly think that through peace and cooperation we can all do so much more than we could if we allowed petty squabbling to get in the way of that. As a bonus, I might be able to use my (admittedly unofficial) authority as the vanguard to promise that you can move into the city when it’s done if you want! Provided you report yourselves to the local branch of the Skapari Colonial Authority to get yourselves registered first, of course.This little foray into diplomacy being dealt with, the vanguard decides to see what he can do about the more major obstacles in the way of Skapari city-building. He pulls out a standard-issue plasma rifle, takes aim at Silver, and starts firing it continuously until it overheats. 3/15 The Arrival of Reinforcements The vanguard, #11, tried to negotiate with us, how pitiful! I do admire their reasonability, as usually Skapari fools don't have as much brain power. Take #5 for example, what an idiot.
He does know how to use artillery, though, and inflicts 1000 hp of damage on silver.
EOTB. Yggdrasil/Groot dealt 600 dmg to metal guardian.You know how yggdrasil was created by shoving the ecosystem into hell right? well that took its toll and half of the animals died as a result, this wasn't bad for yours truly, though, for we wanted all animal or robotic life to be kept out of the area dead or alive. the Alloys took it less lightly, and decided to kill half of yggdrasil in return. With his starry sword silver does the dirty work. better heal him up saph. 100/20000 Forest animals saved. the worker works, dies, and a new one appears.
Perks 2 electric boogaloo. Ok things have happened! Everyone got a free notification that they could change sides in light of new information about to be found here. Faction perks were and are still a thing! Empire of the Skapari: Get 1 worker every round that can work on am available building, chosen by YOU the people. Cult of Epistaxis: You guys get too sacrifice the blood of your enemy's (or your friends I too don't really care) to create charge points which can be used to summon things or do stuff. you also get a summon when a new boss appears. these rituals are called ambrosic and dated rituals , respectively. Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.: You guys get Spells that do things! If I am too understand this correctly you Have to learn these spells by doing research and if two people research the same thing it gets a free point. You get too choose from a set of spells and artefacts, that is 2 spells and 1 artefact. (plz quote foodman on that, cuz he is only half right.) you all vote which spell we all focus on, and therefore finishes first, after one spell finishes we can get another. the two people spending their entire action(except for charges and entity actions) to get a free study point is still true. you have chosen Hellfire of the virgin’s lawsuit, devil’s advocate α More details on Faction perks coming in future updates(maybe).
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles: ALLOYED FORCES: 13/13[ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 5,000/20,000 HP. Untouchable to non-charged attacks. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 3/5. armour 5/10. VERY ANGERY. sed.
[ᚺ] Gold - 90,000/95,000 HP. Like Putty In Our Hands: 3/5. Bling Stacks: 1 + 1 per turn. [ᚺ] Silver - 74,000/75,000 HP. Starsword: 3/3.
[ᚺ] Platinum - 150,000/150,000 HP. Hidden Depths: 3/7.Miscellaneous Hostiles:None! Hooray! The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Nobody's alive! Or dead for that matter… except a few forest animals I suppose. The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] Yggdrasil - 2,500/5,000 HP Hellfire of the virgin’s lawsuit, devil’s advocate α 1/12 The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] Workerx1- 500 health 1/10 Town Hall- the center of a blossoming town or outpost (workers can Hide in here if needed, and it is required before any other construction can begin)
Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. Undecided [ᚹᚻ] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ] #12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #13 - conair. undecided [?]
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Post by joebob on May 11, 2017 19:17:27 GMT
39/50 astral unlocking ...+1 TOG I keep working on Hellfire of the virgin’s lawsuit, devil’s advocate α and ask TOG to help me with both my endeavors. I then obviously accept his help, since I just asked for it.
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Post by MaskedGeneral on May 11, 2017 22:06:27 GMT
So, that’s one NAP down…
…along with one worker.
I suppose I’ll put that down in the “partial success” column.
He pulls up a spreadsheet named “Colonial Endeavors” and types “negotiations with wizards” in the column labeled “Partial Success” before closing it.
Then, he decides he’s not being caught with his metaphorical pants around his ankles again, and starts patrolling the area around where the worker is working, ready to open fire on anyone or anything that wanders too close.
4/15 The Arrival of Reinforcements
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 11, 2017 23:21:46 GMT
R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
+1 Lucky Carms (Saph, was it? we're going with Saph for now)
(31 +Jobboe +Saph) > 33/50 (RAWR)
I walk up to JOE, pretend I know what I'm doing and help out with the simpler tasks that are involved with learning a spell. after all, Edwin Barnes didn't just kick down the door and work along side Thomas Edison right away; he had to work his way up the ladder! And so shall I!
Barrrrrrrrran: please teach me youR majyks, JOE, so that I may greater serve the cause!
AC: Oh, but of course he doesn't ask the *actual magical creature* for help. Not in the, what, 30030 days we've known each other. What am I, Anti-Sword Armortm?
R: ...has it Really been that long?
AC: I don't know, I just picked a number at random!
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 11, 2017 23:42:45 GMT
+1 ThatOtherGuy
"Hm.", I scoff, looking at the small treeling that's taken root. That was the world-tree I wanted to summon? It seemed awfully...small. I nudge it with my foot, and it bites me with its thorns.
"Hey, give some respect to your master, kay? You're bound to me. I made you. Bad child." Ugh. Oh well, it didn't explode into bits like the last one. Might as well take care of it.
As I water the small tree with sugar water to heal it ("Make it rain, make it rain~"), I look around me. I spot the corpse of a dead rodent, killed by the sudden vegetal outburst of my spell. I pick it up, and think of a plan. Grinning, I put it in my pocket. This time, I'll make sure to charge it longer.
Squirrel 2/20 (+ThatOtherGuy)
"Anyway.", I say, putting my plastic watercan away, watching the small treeling shake dew off its leaves. "We gotta strike. So you gotta help me, right lil bud?"
I don't know how summoned entities work. I don't really know how to make them obey me. I just...make gestures, towards the Silver mech. "Come on, attack? Shoo? Do something?"
It's furstrating.
A new track starts playing in my headphones, and things get dancing along with my brainwaves. I decide to let the treeling do whatever it wants to do, and attack on my own. But I'm kinda tired for now, so I'll just gather dead twigs and branches into a spear, and charge towards the Silver enemy. If I run fast enough and thrust it with enough force, it will deal some starting damage.
So I run like a madman, shouting, and thrust my spear into its metal carcass.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 11, 2017 23:46:29 GMT
... furstrating? ........furstrating? .............was that intentional? ..................please say it was /questionpost
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Post by joebob on May 12, 2017 13:31:44 GMT
Knowing they have those headphones, I send the following question via psycic powar thingz "you're going to summon Ratatosk, aren't you." "Wouldn't he probably eat Yggdrasil Groot if you summoned him?" "well, anyway.... stuff." /NULL
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 12, 2017 14:06:17 GMT
"Aw yeah, that's the spirit!", I shout in response, not knowing where that came from. "Nothing like some fast-paced action!" Also, because I can barely hear myself with the music.
"They'll fight to death and I'll keep the winner. That's natural selection for you pets!"
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Post by consumptiveabsolutis on May 14, 2017 19:10:40 GMT
39/50 astral unlocking ...+1 TOG I keep working on Hellfire of the virgin’s lawsuit, devil’s advocate α and ask TOG to help me with both my endeavors. I then obviously accept his help, since I just asked for it. Contestant 1, previous rejecter of the corrupt ways of the O.H.G.O.D.W.H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. (Oh, how #11 was a brilliant chap.), decided to help the work of their spells. +1 to Spell Progress.So, that’s one NAP down…
…along with one worker.
I suppose I’ll put that down in the “partial success” column.He pulls up a spreadsheet named “Colonial Endeavors” and types “negotiations with wizards” in the column labeled “Partial Success” before closing it. Then, he decides he’s not being caught with his metaphorical pants around his ankles again, and starts patrolling the area around where the worker is working, ready to open fire on anyone or anything that wanders too close. 4/15 The Arrival of Reinforcements Contestant #11 guarded the Worker.R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
+1 Lucky Carms (Saph, was it? we're going with Saph for now) (31 +Jobboe +Saph) > 33/50 ( RAWR) I walk up to JOE, pretend I know what I'm doing and help out with the simpler tasks that are involved with learning a spell. after all, Edwin Barnes didn't just kick down the door and work along side Thomas Edison right away; he had to work his way up the ladder! And so shall I! Barrrrrrrrran: please teach me youR majyks, JOE, so that I may greater serve the cause!AC: Oh, but of course he doesn't ask the *actual magical creature* for help. Not in the, what, 30030 days we've known each other. What am I, Anti-Sword Armortm? R: ...has it Really been that long? AC: I don't know, I just picked a number at random! +2 to Spell Progress via the power of teamwork.+1 ThatOtherGuy "Hm.", I scoff, looking at the small treeling that's taken root. That was the world-tree I wanted to summon? It seemed awfully...small. I nudge it with my foot, and it bites me with its thorns. "Hey, give some respect to your master, kay? You're bound to me. I made you. Bad child." Ugh. Oh well, it didn't explode into bits like the last one. Might as well take care of it. As I water the small tree with sugar water to heal it ("Make it rain, make it rain~"), I look around me. I spot the corpse of a dead rodent, killed by the sudden vegetal outburst of my spell. I pick it up, and think of a plan. Grinning, I put it in my pocket. This time, I'll make sure to charge it longer. Squirrel 2/20 (+ThatOtherGuy) "Anyway.", I say, putting my plastic watercan away, watching the small treeling shake dew off its leaves. "We gotta strike. So you gotta help me, right lil bud?" I don't know how summoned entities work. I don't really know how to make them obey me. I just...make gestures, towards the Silver mech. "Come on, attack? Shoo? Do something?" It's furstrating. A new track starts playing in my headphones, and things get dancing along with my brainwaves. I decide to let the treeling do whatever it wants to do, and attack on my own. But I'm kinda tired for now, so I'll just gather dead twigs and branches into a spear, and charge towards the Silver enemy. If I run fast enough and thrust it with enough force, it will deal some starting damage. So I run like a madman, shouting, and thrust my spear into its metal carcass. Contestant #12 commanded their great monstrosity, a manifestation of Yggdrasil against the Silver alloy, who was not a mech. Their entity would obey their commands. They then rushed at Silver, dealing 1,000 damage.
EOTB. The Metal Guardian, Gold and Platinum melted Yggdrasil from existence, before the Silver used Starsword, and indeed conjured a sacred sword of stars, before floating up to the Worker. The Worker uttered a curse, and Contestant 11 ran up to protect them, before the spell allowed them to blink through Contestant 11, and kill the Worker. Another Worker came out. The Silver saw a problem here.
Meanwhile, I, as a young cult heiress, ran about, trying to recruit people to Epistaxis, and then just a random demon a sword. They went along with it.
Believe me, despite the bad explanations the emperor and idiot prince gave, we're a very interesting bunch. We'll allow you to use actions you would have taken anyway to get more value, instead of wasting actions for questionable benefit, oh, and believe me, we have the best events. Last year's Walpurgisnacht was amazing, mainly because we went to another dimension, summoned a witch queen, and then set up an insane gladiator match. It was amazing. Join Epistaxis, we're fun and have souls!
I might have been very desperate for cultists at this point in the tale. Don't judge me. Anyway, look at Orobas, and notice that it is very strong. This is why you should join Epistaxis.
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles:[ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 5,000/20,000 HP. Untouchable to non-charged attacks. Has a grudge against the Collector. Metallica: 4/5. Armour: 6/10. VERY ANGERY. sed. [ᚺ] Gold - 90,000/95,000 HP. Like Putty In Our Hands: 4/5. Bling Stacks: 2 + 1 per turn. [ᚺ] Silver - 73,000/75,000 HP. Starsword: 3/3. [ᚺ] Platinum - 150,000/150,000 HP. Hidden Depths: 4/7.The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Orobas - 20,000/20,000 HP. Loyal to Epistaxis. The Vast Neigh: 1/3. Ichor Bar: 0.The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] You think you need to conjure up some friends. Spells: Hellfire of the Virgin’s Lawsuit, Devil’s Advocate α: 4/12.The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] Worker x 1 - 500/500 HP. Town Hall: 2/10 Town Hall: The center of a blossoming town or outpost. Workers can hide here, this is required before constructing any other building. Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ] #12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #13 - conair. Undecided [?]
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Post by joebob on May 14, 2017 20:31:54 GMT
41/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 next person to + me.EDIT:thats TOG I beg request my allies to help me finish astral unlocking, it'll be great when I do, thanks a bunch. it won't be an entity, but trust me it will be useful. I then check wether my allies are working on HotVL,DAa. if one or more is/are, i join them. otherwise, I fire a massive beam of annoyance at gold, causing its skin to itch and applying various debuffs, which cause it to leap into a pool of milk to clean them off. however, due to possible relation to iron golems from minecraft, they can no longer move and begin to rust, after some time the milk drains but they are heavily damaged.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 14, 2017 23:53:57 GMT
No, Joe! that's not how you help out the team-charge-loop. that just seems... selfish, somehow... oh well, this dragon ain't gonna summon itself (well... technically...) +1 the Jiggy Jobboe Dude R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
(34 +Jobboe +Saph) > 36/50 ( RAWR) as much as I'd like to hog the glory by getting the highest kill-count, I want to help the team more. (that is definitely my only reasoning). I work on the spell, hoping that I can learn more from Joe, seeing as he seems to know whats up. he even had an informant from the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L come to him to tell him things, so he must be something special. question: why is one of the factions a "cult of epistaxis"? and don't tell me I have to join to find out, cause I can't. I have my loyalties to others that I cannot betray. .. although in this paRticular case, i'm not talking about the h.i.g.h.s.c.h.o.o.l...
Barrrrrrrrrran:hailDUCChailDUCChailDUCChailDUCChailDUCC
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Post by joebob on May 15, 2017 0:44:29 GMT
"No, Joe! that's not how you help out the team-charge-loop." its not much of a loop. the past two/three rounds its been me +ing TOG and saph +ing tog. I want to finish astral unlock as soon as possible, so making my + into a conditional seems like the most effective way that doesn't involve yelling at one of you for not +ing me. /NUL
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Post by SpottedBlades on May 15, 2017 13:00:19 GMT
3/20 Squirrel +1 ThatOtherGuy "Uh. They killed Drasie." My only reaction is to shrug. I'm planning a much better summon anyway. They're all learning spells, but no one's doing any damage. Luckily, Saph's here to kick butts. Manipulating some organic matter from the dead trees around, I shape it into a weapon while my next summon charges. Today's weapon is a bow. Good thing, Dad taught me some stuff about archery. Forming an arrow out of my rapid pulse and the surprise of seeing a rabbit still alive in this rubble, I aim at Gold, and draw my bow. I shoot, hitting its metal carcass; satisfied, I try again, trying to go faster, shooting arrows repeatedly to try and make it stagger. I'm a bit weak for now to do more than that, but small streams make big rivers. Also, the music track playing right now is a bit too lame for my taste, so I'm not too inspired either.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 15, 2017 16:56:40 GMT
good post, best draw 30/30 creative + effort side note, Saph's adorable /praisepost
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Post by foodman on May 16, 2017 19:11:17 GMT
41/50 astral unlocking +1 tog +1 next person to + me.EDIT:thats TOG I beg request my allies to help me finish astral unlocking, it'll be great when I do, thanks a bunch. it won't be an entity, but trust me it will be useful. I then check wether my allies are working on HotVL,DAa. if one or more is/are, i join them. otherwise, I fire a massive beam of annoyance at gold, causing its skin to itch and applying various debuffs, which cause it to leap into a pool of milk to clean them off. however, due to possible relation to iron golems from minecraft, they can no longer move and begin to rust, after some time the milk drains but they are heavily damaged. Contestant 1 does the thing with the spell! Not very interesting too watch but progress is being made.(Also, please try too be less if/then with your actions. no its not a requirement but it be nice if you did.) No, Joe! that's not how you help out the team-charge-loop. that just seems... selfish, somehow... oh well, this dragon ain't gonna summon itself (well... technically...) +1 the Jiggy Jobboe Dude R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
(34 +Jobboe +Saph) > 36/50 ( RAWR) as much as I'd like to hog the glory by getting the highest kill-count, I want to help the team more. (that is definitely my only reasoning). I work on the spell, hoping that I can learn more from Joe, seeing as he seems to know whats up. he even had an informant from the H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L come to him to tell him things, so he must be something special. question: why is one of the factions a "cult of epistaxis"? and don't tell me I have to join to find out, cause I can't. I have my loyalties to others that I cannot betray. .. although in this paRticular case, i'm not talking about the h.i.g.h.s.c.h.o.o.l...
Barrrrrrrrrran:hailDUCChailDUCChailDUCChailDUCChailDUCC Contestant 4 does more of that studying stuff. He also asks a question pertaining too a certain Cult, doesn't he know that asking questions about cults tends too get people burned at the stake? A Cow comes up and lights itself on fire, Conestant 4 gets a small burn while the cow burns.(Because it was fune) 3/20 Squirrel +1 ThatOtherGuy "Uh. They killed Drasie." My only reaction is to shrug. I'm planning a much better summon anyway. They're all learning spells, but no one's doing any damage. Luckily, Saph's here to kick butts. Manipulating some organic matter from the dead trees around, I shape it into a weapon while my next summon charges. Today's weapon is a bow. Good thing, Dad taught me some stuff about archery. Forming an arrow out of my rapid pulse and the surprise of seeing a rabbit still alive in this rubble, I aim at Gold, and draw my bow. I shoot, hitting its metal carcass; satisfied, I try again, trying to go faster, shooting arrows repeatedly to try and make it stagger. I'm a bit weak for now to do more than that, but small streams make big rivers. Also, the music track playing right now is a bit too lame for my taste, so I'm not too inspired either. Contestant 12 Finally provides some entertainment! The rapid firing bow along with some nice magics dose 10,000 DMG
EOTB. Metal Guardian finished "Metallica", this causes him too buff his health by 5,000. He is also no longer angery OR sed because no he has friends and he isn't being killed. Gold Finishes "Like Putty In Our Hands", He is now gaining a total of 3 bling stacks per turn! Silver starts "AG47-The Explosive". Platinum sits back and lets everyone else take the hits while he does his thing.
Battlefield. Iron Council Hostiles:[ᚺ] Metal Guardian - 10,000/25,000 HP. Untouchable to non-charged attacks. Has a grudge against the Collector. Armour: 7/10. [ᚺ] Gold - 80,000/95,000 HP. Bling Stacks: 4 + 3 per turn. [ᚺ] Silver - 73,000/75,000 HP. 1/15 AG47-The Explosive. [ᚺ] Platinum - 150,000/150,000 HP. Hidden Depths: 5/7.The Cult of Epistaxis:[ᛖ] Orobas - 20,000/20,000 HP. Loyal to Epistaxis. The Vast Neigh: 2/3. Ichor Bar: 0.The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] You think you need to conjure up some friends. Spells: Hellfire of the Virgin’s Lawsuit, Devil’s Advocate α: 7/12.The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] Worker x 2 - 500/500 HP. Town Hall: 3/10 Town Hall: The center of a blossoming town or outpost. Workers can hide here, this is required before constructing any other building. Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ] #4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. #5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ] #6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?] #7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?] #8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ] #9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ] #12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ] #13 - conair. Undecided [?]
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Post by joebob on May 16, 2017 20:18:46 GMT
44/50 astral unlocking +1 saph +1 tog +1 next person to + me, as before EDIT: thats saph.
I gather a beam of light and fire it at gold, and the beam glints off, attracting notice of several gold miners. they proceed to pick gold apart for his gold, stick the rest in a grinder, and distribute it in the noses of sleeping kids.
I decide to work on spell instead
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