foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on May 30, 2017 19:28:50 GMT
3/20 kogetsu +1 tog (thanks! my charges aren't as important anymore, but I still have big plans for them) +1 tog Trion: 26 - 3 leak = 23, -14 Booster =9, -4 raygust use in general = 5 trion after leakage. lives are going to be pretty short lived early on. I also use one Hellfire of the Virgin’s Lawsuit, Devil’s Advocate α ammo if possible. Normally, the missing my right leg would mean I can only attack in 'range' 2 of who i attacked last, and Technically, my last target (metal guardian) is not there, so that would be nowhere. now, that sounds like an oversight, so it would probably still let me attack enemys within 'range' 2 of where he was located, but since I'm using the thruster, it doesn't matter, thruster bypasses range limits. raygusts defence protects my L. leg This attack is boosted by booster, raygust, and my preparation yesterday. first, I plan everything, then I create a temporary leg out of astral energy that only affects RP, then... I slowly walk towards it, then blink behind it and immediately use booster, slashing at it at high speed with raygust, and turn the sword around so the it boosts me away. silver melts from friction, but uses this to its advantage, seeping through cracks in the ground. I twist the raygust one more time and use the last of the booster to leap upwards and then zip down, slashing silver clean in two. silver, being a metal, is a bit slugish, but it sends spikes of molten silver from the ground and me, barely missing due to the booster sputtering on for a moment before deactivating fully. I skid back then create a portal to a border office, obtaining a prototype grasshopper trigger which'll break after one action [essentially just flavor text]. using it, I create a grasshopper platform and land on it, rocketing it into the air, and create another platform to accelerate and dodge a lump of molten silver that has been lobbed at me. I land on the ground and shift the raygust to shield mode, thrusting it into the ground to skid to a stop. in the temporary lull of combat as silver gathers its energy to fire at me, I portal in a few more prototype triggers. namely, Escudo,Spider, geist, and Viper. silver fires its gathered energy in a powerful beam, but I'm prepared and use Escudo. while it is inefficient compared to shield in most cases, its a very powerful wall. the beam strikes the Escudo and deflects upwards, into the emptiness of the voi- I leap up with shield-form raygust and block the already- deflected beam, causing it to deflect back at silver and strike them. well, it would strike them, If they weren't liquid and could not, (as a result of their status with regards to liquidness) morph their body out of the way. that is, they morphed their body out of the way of the beam. regardless, the need to dodge distracts them and allows me to use Escudo quickly and repeatedly, creating many walls, outcroppings, and towers. silver starts to rush forwards, planning to topple these walls on me, but I spot it rushing and use escudo four times to surround it. it can still escape through the ground, but its much slower, and it can't climb out of the top because of 10 Viper bullets with a circular trajectory on top, which will blow it apart if it touches them. while silver is preoccupied escaping the escudo-viper combination, I create hundreds of spider bullets, scatter them around, and activating them, sending wires out in 2 directions each and attaching them to the walls. Spider-sourced wires have the peculiar quality of appearing different colours to different beings, based on the intent of the creator. I make them a mix of purple, grey-white, and almost totally transparent for silver, and all neon- purple for me. the purple wires contrast with the grey white wires, keeping silver from seeing the almost totally transparent ones. if they go slow, they'll be fine, but then I can bombard them with shot after shot of viper. theres no winning. I then fire a beam of non-trion energy at the Escudo surrounding silver, teleporting the barriers away and freeing silver. seems like a bad idea, right? well, no. the viper bullets, because I planned really far ahead, where just about to change trajectory and move up, before crashing down, but silver is mostly underground, which would waste the effort. as such, I removed the Escudo, causing silver to move back aboveground and get hit by the 9 viper bullets, blowing away its fortified front and leaving it vulnerable. it moves its core to the back and remembers it has a bunch of silver underground. as I create 27 more viper cubes, it sends a spike of silver from the ground at me. the silver spike flys towards me, closer and closer. 1 meter away. 1/2 a meter. 25 cm. 12 cm. 6 cm. 3cm. 2 cm. 1 cm. It hits head on. the grasshopper platform, that is. the spike hits the platform and goes flying, end over end, and I grin. did silver really think it could get me off guard? just because my raygust can't move that fast doesn't mean I'm not creative. I create a grasshopper platform at my feet and jump with it, soaring into the sky and sending the viper bullets flying at silver. silver sees them heading straight at him and fires a glob of silver to destroy them, but the viper trajectory has them move upwards for a moment after about 3 seconds, and the glob misses. the bullets spilt and come at silver from all directions. meanwhile, I portal in a Meteora prototype and create 1 large viper cube and one large meteora cube, then fuse them into a Tomahawk cube. this missile has a controllable trajectory and large explosion radious, and I fire it at silver. touching the cube is instant death... or at least will end my attack. the cube swoops low, near the ground, and forces silver to dodge to the side, into a much smaller meteora, which explodes, splattering away the outer coating again. before silver can move, half the vipers surrounding him split off to search for his globs, while the rest start to fly towards him. silver tries to dodge, but it sees the large tomahawk and has to stand there as the bullets strike it, one after another. the tomahawk swoops around behind it and zigs back and forth, herding it into the series of escudos & wires. I note its entry and review my weapons. lets see... the only ones I can use here are Raygust, grasshopper, and Giest. raygust is kind of heavy, but I'll make it work. I activate Giest attacker mode, at half strength. this will limit me to 6 minutes of the trion body. if I don't turn it off before then, it'll automatically activate bailout. I burst forwards, boosted by a grasshopper, and grab a wire, twisting, and soar behind silver, then spring into a series of wires, which stretch like an elastic and launches me back towards silver. this would miss, but the Thomahawk cube swings down and forces silver to jump. I slam into their jumping body full-force with shield-mode raygust, then nudge them a bit ahead of me, giving me room to change raygust into a hammer-like shape, then deactivate geist so I can create a grasshopper. I slam down silver with the hammer, and they slam into the grasshopper, flying back up as I create a grasshopper, jump off, slash them, and switch to Giest, strengthening the raygust again, then grab a wire and spin, flying back towards them, and slash, before kicking them down, and grabbing a series of wires so they don't know where I'm coming down, then land behind them. I jump up, boosted by the giest, and dodge a series of silver spikes. they may not have much hope, but their still fighting. impressive. the jump propells me into the air, obviously, and I land on a platform of wires, jump off them and high into the air, then twist, and slam footfirst into another wire. the wire almost pulls free of the Escudo, so I flick off raygust for a second so I can use a grasshopper without turning off giest, preventing the wire from pulling free, and reactivate raygust a I soar towards the ground. the shield-mode crashes into the ground, leaving a wide impact crater, and only stays intact because Giest boosts the current weapon. superheated plasma flys everywhere and silver falls down into a random cave, mercifully avoiding most of it. well, silvers core. barely any of the material itself survives. I then turn off giest, grasshopper back, and use a series of grasshoppers to send silver to a as-of-yet unblemished patch of land, repair it mostly, turn off the trigger, and then this happens. yes it shows me turning on the trigger even though I'm already in Trion form. this is because I was planning to use this when I started being in trion form, but couldn't finish in time for that dop. this is also why I turned off the trigger. the white cube is the massive tomahawk. I said it would be a big explosion, didn't I? however, silver survives... somehow... so I send a guy to fix dat excess damage goes to killing gold. Final note: when I use trion, my max Trion goes up. given that I'm using 18 trion in a pretty grand way, hopefully my MT (max trion) will go up a decent bit. Contestant 1 does some things, alot of things really, so many things you can't keep track of them all. All of these things result in Silvers death and Gold being seriously injured. 60,000 dmg + 7,500 dmg for Hellfire of the Virgin’s Lawsuit, Devil’s Advocate. 10/20 Squirrel +1 TOG " That'll teach him!", I cackled, landing back on the ground. Shaking my arm to make the puppet vanish, I tried to think about what to do next. The music changed to a more relaxing track that soothed my nerves. I thought of doing another energy beam attack, or maybe to summon some small creatures to assist me. That, or a good ol' crystal rain? Yeah, it could- " Hey, kiddo, you stop shaking right this instant!" I suddenly froze in fear. Who did just talk? I looked around me, wondering whom that voice belonged to. Was it one of the others? I didn't even know them, they mattered so little. No, it sounded more like- " You hear me, asshat? I'm right here!" I looked down to find that voice, and suddenly saw something. On my arm, the weird fish-like puppet was still there. It was looking at me, with its googly eyes and uncanny grin. It looked like a mess of rags and junk fabric, that somehow gained sentience. " Yeah good, he finally decided to notice me! Great job, you punk!" It growled, flapping its fins around. I grabbed it, and tried to pull it off; but I then felt pain in my arm, and yanked it back. The puppet then suddenly tried to bite me, and I leaned back in fear, tripping over a piece of root. It got a hold of my neck, but it didn't draw any blood; its teeth were leather, and nothing dangerous. " What are you doing!?", I shouted. "Leave me alone!" " Never! You did this to me, you'll pay the price, fuckwad!" It tried to clench its jaws tighter around my neck and choke me. I attempted to regain control of my arm, and draw it away; but it took a whole lot of energy from me. It's like this suddenly-sentient asshole was indestructible. I hissed at it, and tried to get control over my body parts back together. Problem being, in this fight against myself, I unleashed a flow of magic that went off like an explosion. Well, hoping someone got hurt in this, so this turn wouldn't get to waste! (I hope it's Platinum.) Watching contestant 12's shenanigans of violent nature, proves very entertaining, and...could this be....plot??? You hear a small explosion in the background, this explosion is unrelated to the shenanigans. 7,000 dmg too Platinum. +1 the Jiggy Jobboe Dude R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77(46 +Joe +Saph } 48/50 ( RAWR) Barrrrrrrrrrrrran: ... was... was that it? AC: You're surprised that a one-post summon died instantly? Come on, you've gotta put more effort into it! R: one what-summon? chaRge? AC: Never mind that. Just try and... spend more time on it, put in more effort. You need more power to make your summons last. R: hmmmmm, ok alRight, now, afteR having seen what summoning Rituals are like thanks to last Round, and my ally having explained how to impRove (though not quite enough (Hey! It's not my fault (oh Really? (!) no, no; I believe you (That's not how you use that!)))). because of this, I decide to staRt up anotheR summoning ciRcle to summon something betteR, stRongeR, just geneRally moRe poweRful then that dumb lizaRd wa- AC: OH [redacted] WILL YOU EVER SHUT UP? OUR VOICES ARE BLINDING! R: yeah, if you stop inteRupting my naRation (wait, blinding?) AC: ...Yeah, why are you doing that, anyways? (Never mind) R: shush (no shushing; tell me moRe) so, I staRt with blood (actual blood this time), foRming the summoning ciRcle on the ground, as it's a tRied and tRue (and moRe poweRful) aRcane component. I staRt to summon a dRake oR something, cause I'm cool. I wait foR about... wait R: how long'll this take, exactly? AC: Oh, say, five rounds? R: ugh, so long... at least it'll be stRong though AC: (Yeah, I *really* don't want to be the one to tell him it won't actually be that great. He doesn't seem to be very stable at the moment...) Contestant 4 does some talking with another someone who is also doing some talking. They both talk, its very informative.
EOTB.
Gold- does some hate based things in saph's general direction and pretends too eat his soul. This causes a random forest animal to faint. What will Gold do next? Will the forest animal survive? Find out next time! Silver- is ded and is busy being ded and cannot do anything useful or otherwise Platinum-decides too much another poor worker, these guys seriously need some protection.....
Battlefield.
Iron Council Hostiles:
[ᚺ] Gold - 51,000/95,000 HP. HHHHHHATE.
[ᚺ] Silver - ded. AG47-The Explosive: 5/15. despises saph.
[ᚺ] Platinum - 118,500/150,000 HP. Hidden Depths: 7/7. hates saph.
The Cult of Epistaxis:
Ichor Bar: 5,000.
The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:
[ᚹᚻ] JOEbob - 5/110 Trion. Right Leg: -3 Leak, -2 Impairment: Spells: Hellfire of the Virgin’s Lawsuit, Devil’s Advocate α Ammo: 3
choose your new spell/artefact: Minor healing α, benevolent bandaids, bane of booboos, annihilator of owies. Lil’ sauron’s covert eye, weakness detector class I. Coffin of the lampyridae. necroluminescent parasites. Plague bringer class I
The Empire of Skapari:
[ᛋ] Worker x 1 - 500/500 HP. Town Hall: 9/10 Town Hall: The center of a blossoming town or outpost. Workers can hide here, this is required before constructing any other building.
Contestants:
#1 - JOEbob. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?]
#7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?]
#8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#13 - conair. Undecided [?]
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Post by joebob on May 30, 2017 20:06:51 GMT
6/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 tog +1 saph +1 tog Trion: 5 trion - 4 (raygust use) = 1 Trion before leakage. after leaking, -2 trion (death). hence am die at end of turn. I pick up raygust and clumsily jump on one foot towards platinum, then slice at them. I am easily avoided, of course, but I keep going. and missing. and missing. and missing. eventually, platinum has dodged themself into a corner,specifically they are up against an alcove in the side of a mountain in a distant forest. I then slash at them, but I miss because i tripped on a root. > . platinum then starts to return to the battlefield, but they trip on raygust, cutting their tippy-toenail. thats it. I only got their toenail. somehow this actually deals damage IDK like iz wierd (also i already voted for lil'saurons eye)
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ThatOtherGuy
Greentike
Spelling and Grammar: my worst enemies (although Timezones are jerks too).
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on May 30, 2017 23:43:36 GMT
I motion that we, the HIGHSCHOOL's main Runestone hunting squad thingy in Tirase, start working on the Mini Barad-dûr's eye, as detecting weaknesses sounds useful. +1 Joe R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77(49 +Joe +Saph } 51/50, I guess it'll overcharge a bit ( RAWR) eye-rape warning; proceed with caution finally, as the silveR elemental falls, the Ritual neaRs completion. The symbol dRawn, the woRds spoken, the command console opened and the pRopeR entity selected: the highest on the list available. some big snake that lives undeR a tRee... oR something. yeah, I Really wasn't paying attention. I was to busy thinking of what AC said last Round.
AC: What? What did I say?
Barrrrrrrrrrrrrran: that a ten post chaRge wouldnt be enough to summon anything poweRful.
AC: ...Y-you heard that?
R: I can liteRally speak in white, of couRse I can see thoughts you didn't even tRy pRotecting.
AC: ...Wait what?
anyways, I've been thinking on that since last Round, and I've figuRed out a way to get aRound that. see, foR most spells, poweR is limited by 3 things. knowledge, mana and youR willingness to put up with magic bs. but see, that's what's diffeRent with summoning Rituals. the spells aRe wRitten down alReady, so those last two aRen't a pRoblem. otheR then that, the type of summoning Ritual I'm woRking with doesn't cReate the entity. it acts soRt of as a homing telepoRt spell, telepoRting the entity you selected to youR location. most of the mana used in these kinds of spells is spent on ensuRing no ubeR-poweRful entities hijack youR spell and just Run fRee. the second laRgest paRt is spent on binding that entity to youR will, foRcing it to obey you. veRy little is spent on the telepoRting. so heRe's what I'm thinking: if I just spend less time building up mana foR the keep-out-ubeR-monsteRs thing, I can spend less time chaRging oR, woRse case scenaRio, spend it on ensuRing that the stRongeR entity summoned Remains loyal to you.
AC: ... I have only two things wrong with that. a) That's not at all how magic works here you idiot, where did you come up with that? b) ARE YOU INSANE?! THERE'S A REASON PEOPLE DON'T LET RANDOM, OP-AS-THE-ABYSS MONSTERS BE SUMMONED! WHAT IF YOU SUMMON ONE OF THE FORSAKEN? WHAT IF URANUS DECIDES HE WANTS REVENGE ON GAIA? WHAT IF [redacted] IS... well, never mind that but WHAT IF AR'ARETnery[sound of a dying giraffe]'neythfeRGlgdag[sounds unpronounceable and unhearable for mortals]'[random number from 30 to 3000000]'nestraftu'DEITRY'MoMANeysfuUI'ABICB'UEBaFBK DECIDES HE WANTS TO TAKE A WALK ACROSS THE CONTINENT? WHAT'LL YOU DO THEN? BALAZAR HIMSELF COULDN'T CONTROL MONSTROSITIES LIKE THOSE! ARE YOU LISTENING?! YOU'LL DOOM US ALL?
R: soRRy, what was that? I was to busy implementing my awesome plan!
AC: ... oh methe
R: HERE WE GO! FWATIKITTYTAKABOOM! (I guess thats the sound of impending, doomy magiky explosions?)
AC: OH METHE
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 1, 2017 16:06:29 GMT
11/20 Squirrel +1 bob le joe
"Alright, you fishbreath.", I threatened after finally winning the struggle using a lot of willpower. "We're in this together, so you're going to listen to me, whether you want it or not."
"And I don't want to, in case you didn't notice."
"I didn't fail to. But if you want to get out of here, you gotta listen to me. Deal?"
"Ugh. Deal."
I grinned of satisfaction, and looked at the enemy. Closing my eyes, I made rain fall from the sky. I made it heavy, pouring, cold, wet. Soon enough, large puddles started to form across the battlefield. I look at Fishbreath, who looks away, but I raise my arm to motivate it. It breathed in, and unleashed a ray of cold at the sky, which resulted in the rain turning to snow.
As it fell, I looked through my inventory. I filled it up as much as I could, only leaving one blank spot in my toolbar. When snow is done falling, I order Fishbreath to switch to a water beam, and sprinkle the snow blanket all around me. It melted into at least a thousand snowballs, in stacks of 16. Finally, I opened the gamedev menu, the .config file of Destroy the Fey, and in a couple tweaks raised the damage dealt by snowballs from 0 to 100.
"Now, you ready?", I asked, as I activated the item magnet in my NotEnoughItems menu, and as a first stack of snowballs fell in my hand.
"Ready for what?"
I grinned, and shot.
I shot all of my snowballs at Gold, without mercy. They kept being attracted by the item magnet, refilling the stack I had in my hand, which turned it into a cool-ass snow automatic rifle. I kept running and firing, throwing them at a great speed, the stack in my hand refilling as dropped snowballs kept hurling into my inventory. I laughed like a maniac, excited by violence and bloodshed, like a kid in a snowball fight.
Which was pretty much what was happening right now.
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Post by arcanecynic on Jun 1, 2017 21:01:25 GMT
6/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 tog +1 saph +1 tog Trion: 5 trion - 4 (raygust use) = 1 Trion before leakage. after leaking, -2 trion (death). hence am die at end of turn. I pick up raygust and clumsily jump on one foot towards platinum, then slice at them. I am easily avoided, of course, but I keep going. and missing. and missing. and missing. eventually, platinum has dodged themself into a corner,specifically they are up against an alcove in the side of a mountain in a distant forest. I then slash at them, but I miss because i tripped on a root. > . platinum then starts to return to the battlefield, but they trip on raygust, cutting their tippy-toenail. thats it. I only got their toenail. somehow this actually deals damage IDK like iz wierd (also i already voted for lil'saurons eye) As #1 had cut Pt's favorite toenail, Pt cried themselves to sleep that night. 2,500 hp emotional dmg. When they heard Joe collapse the next morning, though, the became the fierce foe we all know and hate yet again.I motion that we, the HIGHSCHOOL's main Runestone hunting squad thingy in Tirase, start working on the Mini Barad-dûr's eye, as detecting weaknesses sounds useful. +1 Joe R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77(49 +Joe +Saph } 51/50, I guess it'll overcharge a bit ( RAWR) eye-rape warning; proceed with caution finally, as the silveR elemental falls, the Ritual neaRs completion. The symbol dRawn, the woRds spoken, the command console opened and the pRopeR entity selected: the highest on the list available. some big snake that lives undeR a tRee... oR something. yeah, I Really wasn't paying attention. I was to busy thinking of what AC said last Round.
AC: What? What did I say?
Barrrrrrrrrrrrrran: that a ten post chaRge wouldnt be enough to summon anything poweRful.
AC: ...Y-you heard that?
R: I can liteRally speak in white, of couRse I can see thoughts you didn't even tRy pRotecting.
AC: ...Wait what?
anyways, I've been thinking on that since last Round, and I've figuRed out a way to get aRound that. see, foR most spells, poweR is limited by 3 things. knowledge, mana and youR willingness to put up with magic bs. but see, that's what's diffeRent with summoning Rituals. the spells aRe wRitten down alReady, so those last two aRen't a pRoblem. otheR then that, the type of summoning Ritual I'm woRking with doesn't cReate the entity. it acts soRt of as a homing telepoRt spell, telepoRting the entity you selected to youR location. most of the mana used in these kinds of spells is spent on ensuRing no ubeR-poweRful entities hijack youR spell and just Run fRee. the second laRgest paRt is spent on binding that entity to youR will, foRcing it to obey you. veRy little is spent on the telepoRting. so heRe's what I'm thinking: if I just spend less time building up mana foR the keep-out-ubeR-monsteRs thing, I can spend less time chaRging oR, woRse case scenaRio, spend it on ensuRing that the stRongeR entity summoned Remains loyal to you.
AC: ... I have only two things wrong with that. a) That's not at all how magic works here you idiot, where did you come up with that? b) ARE YOU INSANE?! THERE'S A REASON PEOPLE DON'T LET RANDOM, OP-AS-THE-ABYSS MONSTERS BE SUMMONED! WHAT IF YOU SUMMON ONE OF THE FORSAKEN? WHAT IF URANUS DECIDES HE WANTS REVENGE ON GAIA? WHAT IF [redacted] IS... well, never mind that but WHAT IF AR'ARETnery[sound of a dying giraffe]'neythfeRGlgdag[sounds unpronounceable and unhearable for mortals]'[random number from 30 to 3000000]'nestraftu'DEITRY'MoMANeysfuUI'ABICB'UEBaFBK DECIDES HE WANTS TO TAKE A WALK ACROSS THE CONTINENT? WHAT'LL YOU DO THEN? BALAZAR HIMSELF COULDN'T CONTROL MONSTROSITIES LIKE THOSE! ARE YOU LISTENING?! YOU'LL DOOM US ALL?
R: soRRy, what was that? I was to busy implementing my awesome plan!
AC: ... oh methe
R: HERE WE GO! FWATIKITTYTAKABOOM! (I guess thats the sound of impending, doomy magiky explosions?)
AC: OH METHE
A Voice Boomed in #4's head: "DO NOT BREAK THE UNIVERSE PLEASE!" it seemed like overcharging gave power to to the most eldritchiest of horrors, allowing them to send their herald. If the counter reached 10 it's over. 11/20 Squirrel +1 bob le joe " Alright, you fishbreath.", I threatened after finally winning the struggle using a lot of willpower. " We're in this together, so you're going to listen to me, whether you want it or not." " And I don't want to, in case you didn't notice." " I didn't fail to. But if you want to get out of here, you gotta listen to me. Deal?" "Ugh. Deal."
I grinned of satisfaction, and looked at the enemy. Closing my eyes, I made rain fall from the sky. I made it heavy, pouring, cold, wet. Soon enough, large puddles started to form across the battlefield. I look at Fishbreath, who looks away, but I raise my arm to motivate it. It breathed in, and unleashed a ray of cold at the sky, which resulted in the rain turning to snow.
As it fell, I looked through my inventory. I filled it up as much as I could, only leaving one blank spot in my toolbar. When snow is done falling, I order Fishbreath to switch to a water beam, and sprinkle the snow blanket all around me. It melted into at least a thousand snowballs, in stacks of 16. Finally, I opened the gamedev menu, the .config file of Destroy the Fey, and in a couple tweaks raised the damage dealt by snowballs from 0 to 100.
"Now, you ready?", I asked, as I activated the item magnet in my NotEnoughItems menu, and as a first stack of snowballs fell in my hand.
"Ready for what?"
I grinned, and shot.
I shot all of my snowballs at Gold, without mercy. They kept being attracted by the item magnet, refilling the stack I had in my hand, which turned it into a cool-ass snow automatic rifle. I kept running and firing, throwing them at a great speed, the stack in my hand refilling as dropped snowballs kept hurling into my inventory. I laughed like a maniac, excited by violence and bloodshed, like a kid in a snowball fight.
Which was pretty much what was happening right now.
With a barrage of snowballs #12 get gold to their knees, only for gold the make an even bigger snowball and throw it back. this started the event that shall be known as the cold war. the final results were horrifying, santa's sleigh was destroyed, and rudolf and his pals had committed genocide, from now on no more elves will be working in santa's shop, but rather children from third world countries working for an impossibly low salary. after years in the trenches, gold came back bitter, and with 5000 hp less.
EOTB. The town hall is completed, workers can hide in there and don't do anything else! if it's destroyed it must be rebuilt before anything else.
after such a bloody, cold war, no one was in the mood for fighting anymore, the workers rejoiced none of their kin were brutally slaughtered this turn.
As the moons of this realm start aligning- no- colliding to form the fabled Scarlet satellite, the Darkened one lets out one final screech. The day is coming, and none of you will like it. from the dying breath of the Opposer rises a smaller being, concentrated malice, given human form. He shall bring the end of times, he shall rip apart our world to give way to one of his own creation. the gods shall fall, the Progenitors shall be granted new life to make way for them, the Thespians. the actor that'll perform their roles in the play of life. Amongst them He shall be the most powerful, the Deus Ex Machina.
You've heard of Armageddon, of Apocalypse, of Ragnarok. This will be worse. The Cycle will be broken. No more gods, no more humans. No more deities, no more elves. No more programmers, no more A.I. No more creation, No more sentience. all that survive shall be heralded as the greatest heroes of all time, at least, that's how they'll perceive it. In reality their freedom of choice shall be stripped from them. For the very first time since creation there will be no hope, no willpower. existence in its current form is like a game, but none but three know the rules, and how to exploit them. Afterwards it will be a play, or a book. Everything is set in stone. Everything is meaningful to the story, but there are no character arcs. Nothing is meaningful to anything but the story, if the story doesn't focus on them, they won't exist. the players of this life, will barely be characters in the next. the actors that were birthed through the one of malice, will play the leads, only they will survive. The true meaning of your quest isn't to prevent this inevitability, it is to claim your spot as screenwriter. If you fail, so shall your people. I know you've all wondered why only you are here, sure all of you are powerful, but there surely have been mightier beings, right? that is because You are the essence of your people, you embody the morals of your tribe, race, or species, whether you want to or not. GO FORTH CONTESTANTS, FOR THIS IS YOUR ONLY HOPE! I am the one that is to be trusted, I do not speak the words, twisted. Unlike your so called leaders, who will risk your lives for their own gain.
I can only keep up this spell for so a short time, after that they'll see.
Battlefield.
1/10 Iron Council Hostiles:
[ᚺ] Gold - 46,000/95,000 HP. HHHHHHATE.
[ᚺ] Platinum - 116,000/150,000 HP. Hidden Depths: 7/7. hates saph. The Cult of Epistaxis:Ichor Bar: 5,000.The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:[ᚹᚻ] JOEbob - DEAD Lil’ sauron’s covert eye, weakness detector class I. 1/15 The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] Worker x 2 - 500/500 HP. Town Hall: 10/10 call IGN Town Hall: The center of a blossoming town or outpost. Workers can hide here, this is required before constructing any other building.
Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?]
#7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?]
#8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#13 - conair. Undecided [?]
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ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 1, 2017 22:32:09 GMT
+1 Joe R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
(52 +Joe +Saph } 54/50 ok doing it now (since the stats have stayed the same, just put the overcharge bonus into her first attack) Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrran: wooooooooo! bReaking Rules of magic is fun! AC: Wasn't the portal supposed to be red? Baran I think it's being h- R: soRRy, what was that? I couldnt heRe you oveR the sound of the coolest Roy to eveR come o- MY NAME IS AETHELINDA, MORTAL. YOU WOULD DO WELL TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DOOM! AC: (... You don't know how that word works, do you?) R: that name is way to giRly to be what does me in. DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I AM WEAK BECAUSE OF MY GENDER? R: well, not really its just that R: well, I dont know why I said that specifically, but you just seem really underwhelming R: AC implied that lowering the defenses on the spell would allow something incredibly powerful in. you just dont seem to match that description too well. YOU CALL ME WEAK? FUNNY, COMING FROM YOU, MORTAL. R: if youre so powerful, go ahead and prove it. blow up that platinum elemental. (obey obey obey obey)...OKAY, I KNOW YOU'RE MANIPULATING ME INTO DOING THIS... BUT SURE IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE GOTTEN TO KILL THINGS PLATINUM, I WILL NOT ONLY DEVOUR YOUR BODY, BUT YOUR SOUL AS WELL. AC: (...Hey, what happened to your tick?) R: (huh? what on eaRth could you possibly mean by that, seRvant?) AC: (...) Okay but serious talk, WM (I'm just going to call you white mage until you give a name; that's what the invisible text implied you are, anyways.), I know that the dragon is too weak to have been the only thing that got through. I saw your message, heard the voice. I can put two and one together. I will wait for more updates on what's going on from you, but you'll need to tell us more if we're to be expected to do anything about it. If you need any help in keeping up the white spell (as you implied it would go down soon), I may be able to provide it. It turns out I'm good at deception, though that seems to be about it. ÆTHELINDA: L-E, Ancient Uranium-Green Dragon
HP:44000
PASSIVES:
Immunity: poisons, poisoned debuff
Amphibious (cause of course that'll be important)
Frightful Presence: This terrifying monster causes all those weak of will to be unable to attack her.
ATTACKS:
Bite Attack: 2000 piercing damage; target is poisoned by the Dragon's venom . cannot attack more then one entity (so, par exemple, it can only hurt one zombie in a swarm)
Claw Attack: the target takes 2400 slashing damage from a giant claw. attacks twice . cannot attack more then one entity
Tail Attack: targets are set flying after being smashed by The Dragon's huge tail; 1600 bludgeoning damage to each
SPECIAL ATTACKS (can only be used once each):
Poison Breath: up to 3 targets (from one faction only) are coated in poison, poisoning them and dealing 13200 poison damage to each
takes 3 turns to charge
Wing Attack: the incredible force generated by the flapping of her powerful wings floors all nearby enemies (2 targets +anyone who melee attacks her that round), dealing 1200 crushing/aerial damage to each . after the attack, she starts flying which does... stuff, I guess
Killer C-C-C-Combo!!!!!!!!!: a Bite Attack, then the Claw Attacks, another Bite Attack, topped off with a Tail Attack
I stab the gold elemental with the platinum elemental, who has the gold elemental stabbed into him. I then stab the gold elemental into platinum, again. then platinum back into gold. then gold back into platinum. then platinum back into gold. then gold back into platinum. and it goes on, and on; ect, ect.
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Post by joebob on Jun 1, 2017 22:35:45 GMT
9/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 tog +1 saph +1 tog TRION: 25+/?, Please state how much my max trion has risen from that life. not vulnerable.
Barran, raising the charge over 50 seems to have had some... bad... side effects. namely, adding a doomsday counter of some sort i suggest expending it now. also, there is no "my people", I'm not part of a special species with elemental powers or what not. those are Mine alone. I decide that gold has too much HP left and start trying to think of things to kill it with. a nuke! wait thats super uncreative. a 10 page explanation of time travel? no. a computer running this forum game? what. maybe a meeteor. what do you mean thats a typo? that means an eor who meets things. hes shaking hands with platinum right no- um. that... is a lot of blood. that platinum shouldn't have. why does platinum have blood? why? [the meeteor explains that he also turns things into meat.] [because meat and meet are pronounced the same] oh. well looks like this attack hit platinum. well then. "say, barran, would you like this to be more of a challenge?" [sends the same message to saph with barran replaced with saph, and clarifying that this message is from the guy who died last round ...i got better.]
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ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 2, 2017 21:11:26 GMT
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Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran: moRe of a challenge? hah! things aRe going gReat, why would I want them to get haRdeR?
[more of a challenge? haha! things are way to easy, of course I want it to be harder (not like you'll do much, heheh)]
R: ...wait, aRent you supposed to be dead?
[also I am summoning for real this round, and if you couldnt tell, I'm starting with a bite attack]
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 3, 2017 13:17:51 GMT
12/20 Squirrel +1 joe
I start to get very bored of these shenanigans.
I grab a spare pair of headphones in my pocket, swish them around like a bolas, and throws them at Platinum. By the time they wrap around the creature's leg, they've turned into a giant twin-headed snake, that bites as it can through the mecha's shell.
"You're lazy."
"I'm tired."
It's like something's draining my creative power.
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Post by joebob on Jun 4, 2017 19:32:38 GMT
[responding to TOG] JOE: Ehh, I got better. JOE: and technically, that wasn't me, its a false body with various special abilitys. JOE: its also killable. /NULL
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Post by arcanecynic on Jun 4, 2017 21:43:23 GMT
+1 Joe R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
(52 +Joe +Saph } 54/50 ok doing it now (since the stats have stayed the same, just put the overcharge bonus into her first attack) Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrran: wooooooooo! bReaking Rules of magic is fun! AC: Wasn't the portal supposed to be red? Baran I think it's being h- R: soRRy, what was that? I couldnt heRe you oveR the sound of the coolest Roy to eveR come o- MY NAME IS AETHELINDA, MORTAL. YOU WOULD DO WELL TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DOOM! AC: (... You don't know how that word works, do you?) R: that name is way to giRly to be what does me in. DARE YOU IMPLY THAT I AM WEAK BECAUSE OF MY GENDER? R: well, not really its just that R: well, I dont know why I said that specifically, but you just seem really underwhelming R: AC implied that lowering the defenses on the spell would allow something incredibly powerful in. you just dont seem to match that description too well. YOU CALL ME WEAK? FUNNY, COMING FROM YOU, MORTAL. R: if youre so powerful, go ahead and prove it. blow up that platinum elemental. (obey obey obey obey)...OKAY, I KNOW YOU'RE MANIPULATING ME INTO DOING THIS... BUT SURE IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE GOTTEN TO KILL THINGS PLATINUM, I WILL NOT ONLY DEVOUR YOUR BODY, BUT YOUR SOUL AS WELL. AC: (...Hey, what happened to your tick?) R: (huh? what on eaRth could you possibly mean by that, seRvant?) AC: (...) Okay but serious talk, WM (I'm just going to call you white mage until you give a name; that's what the invisible text implied you are, anyways.), I know that the dragon is too weak to have been the only thing that got through. I saw your message, heard the voice. I can put two and one together. I will wait for more updates on what's going on from you, but you'll need to tell us more if we're to be expected to do anything about it. If you need any help in keeping up the white spell (as you implied it would go down soon), I may be able to provide it. It turns out I'm good at deception, though that seems to be about it. ÆTHELINDA: L-E, Ancient Uranium-Green Dragon
HP:25000
PASSIVES:
Immunity: poisons, poisoned debuff
Amphibious (cause of course that'll be important)
Frightful Presence: This terrifying monster causes all those weak of will to be unable to attack her.
ATTACKS:
Bite Attack: 1400 piercing damage; target is poisoned by the Dragon's venom . cannot attack more then one entity (so, par exemple, it can only hurt one zombie in a swarm)
Claw Attack: the target takes 1800 slashing damage from a giant claw. attacks twice . cannot attack more then one entity
Tail Attack: targets are set flying after being smashed by The Dragon's huge tail; 1100 bludgeoning damage to each
SPECIAL ATTACKS (can only be used once each):
Poison Breath: up to 3 targets (from one faction only) are coated in poison, poisoning them and dealing 13200 poison damage to each
takes 3 turns to charge
Wing Attack: the incredible force generated by the flapping of her powerful wings floors all nearby enemies (2 targets +anyone who melee attacks her that round), dealing 1200 crushing/aerial damage to each . after the attack, she starts flying which does... stuff, I guess
Killer C-C-C-Combo!!!!!!!!!: a Bite Attack, then the Claw Attacks, another Bite Attack, topped off with a Tail Attack
I stab the gold elemental with the platinum elemental, who has the gold elemental stabbed into him. I then stab the gold elemental into platinum, again. then platinum back into gold. then gold back into platinum. then platinum back into gold. then gold back into platinum. and it goes on, and on; ect, ect. The foul worm, that is contestant #4, summoned a being made of heresy. as a disciple of the great [REDACTED] I use the power granted by my master to decrease the power of this blasphemous being, the new stats would be boomed in the mind of the contestant to torture them with their failure. apart from this their constant attempt at overcharging furthers the progress of the eldritchiest of horrors. their summon does 1400 dmg to platinum. also poison.9/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 tog +1 saph +1 tog TRION: 25+/?, Please state how much my max trion has risen from that life. not vulnerable. Barran, raising the charge over 50 seems to have had some... bad... side effects. namely, adding a doomsday counter of some sort i suggest expending it now. also, there is no "my people", I'm not part of a special species with elemental powers or what not. those are Mine alone. I decide that gold has too much HP left and start trying to think of things to kill it with. a nuke! wait thats super uncreative. a 10 page explanation of time travel? no. a computer running this forum game? what. maybe a meeteor. what do you mean thats a typo? that means an eor who meets things. hes shaking hands with platinum right no- um. that... is a lot of blood. that platinum shouldn't have. why does platinum have blood? why? [the meeteor explains that he also turns things into meat.] [because meat and meet are pronounced the same] oh. well looks like this attack hit platinum. well then. "say, barran, would you like this to be more of a challenge?" [sends the same message to saph with barran replaced with saph, and clarifying that this message is from the guy who died last round ...i got better.]
the rotten man, #1, attacks with a meteor which is somehow misspelled to the core, it's very being being a typo somehow. it does 1000 dmg to platinum.
12/20 Squirrel +1 joe I start to get very bored of these shenanigans. I grab a spare pair of headphones in my pocket, swish them around like a bolas, and throws them at Platinum. By the time they wrap around the creature's leg, they've turned into a giant twin-headed snake, that bites as it can through the mecha's shell. " You're lazy." " I'm tired." It's like something's draining my creative power. the newest sacrilegious cockroach that joined the magic band of nerds, is lazy and tired. neat. they do an attack with some very basic transfiguration, noob stuff really. 1000-300for calling it a mecha=700 hp dmg.
EOTB.due to the idiocy of the fourth contestant, the eldritchiest are half way done with getting their heralds to this place. hooray. it doesn't matter to me, tho. in the end you'll all be rotting while i'll be alive thanks to me lord, [REDACTED]. die sooner or later i don't care. This is just what I needed! this one is so weak, i could hide a library under his watch! regarding your question #4, i don't know how to stop it. i don't even think you can, except from maybe with the runestone. all you can do is delay the inevitable. when I know more i'll let you know. -Erebus
Battlefield.
5/10 Iron Council Hostiles:
[ᚺ] Gold - 46,000/95,000 HP. HHHHHHATE.
[ᚺ] Platinum - 113,900/150,000 HP. Hidden Depths: 7/7. hates saph. The Cult of Epistaxis:Ichor Bar: 5,000.The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:Spells: Hellfire of the Virgin’s Lawsuit, Devil’s Advocate α Ammo: 3 [ᚹᚻ] ÆTHELINDA - 25,000/25,000 HP. Lil’ sauron’s covert eye, weakness detector class I. 2/15 The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] Worker x 3 - 500/500 HP. Town Hall: 10/10 call IGN Town Hall: The center of a blossoming town or outpost. Workers can hide here, this is required before constructing any other building.
Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?]
#7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?]
#8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#13 - conair. Undecided [?]
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ThatOtherGuy
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 4, 2017 22:03:35 GMT
Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran: misteR Joe siR, you seem to be implying that you youRself aRent kill-able. please, explain.
[suddenly JOE happens]
R: ...I'm going to pRetend I undeRstood youR explination (what aRe boo- (NO! NO, BARAN THAT IS IT. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR INCOMPETENCE. AGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggggggghhh) ...he'll be back, Right? I'm pRetty suRe it was paRt of the whole owning him thing...)
R: ...anyways, yeah, if I have this pRotection, I was not notified of it, noR have I eveR expeRienced anything that would imply that I have it.
R: moving on, what's death like?
and thanks to Erebus, for not being the worst person ever R: bonus question: you wouldnt happen to be a pRimoRdial god of daRkness, would you? note: make Sarda refference note: make her pay for what she did to you anyways, since overcharging seems to be doing bad things I keep doing it start a negative charge to counteract the badtm. hopefully, this will delay the inevitable. (-2Saph (I hadnt seen him give the plus one to Joe last rounds. sorry)} -2/[not a real charge]
I stab the gold elemental with the platinum elemental, who has the gold elemental stabbed into him. I then stab the gold elemental into platinum, again. then platinum back into gold. then gold back into platinum. then platinum back into gold. then gold back into platinum. and it goes on, and on; ect, ect.
note:colors: R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77 actual charge: (1 +Joe} 2/probably ten: not being the worst person ever or something
R: rawr rawr, I destroy bad guys with mah claws rawr!
THAT'S VERY IMMATURE, NOT TO MENTION A TERRIBLE IMITATION. YOU COULDN'T EVEN BOLD IT PROPERLY, AND THE COLOR'S ALL WRONG!
BUT YES, I DO DO THAT
R: (rawr)
I WILL END YOU, MORTAL!
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Post by joebob on Jun 4, 2017 23:18:42 GMT
10/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 tog TRION: 57.5/115, Please state how much my max trion has risen from last life. i think around 10 sounds good but idk.ok, AC said its 15hm... I decide to not attack anything directly, and instead start a sidequest! SIDEQUEST GOAL: get a new trigger. raygust is useful, but i want more variety. I grab a dimly glowing Trion phone from my pocket and dial in 317-313-3431 [17th letter of alphabet,uppercase (R), 12th letter,uppercase (N), 4th letter,uppercase (D) 1st letter, lowercase (a) [so, RNDA] This means that the call contacts the first RND department. "hello, RND-A Introductory operator speaking." "hello, remember me?" "ummm... no?" "the guy who signed up for a prototype raygust then went on sick leave." "I'm afraid I don't have that data. I'll forward you to recruitment lead" "Fine." "hello, this is recruitment boss speaking. what do you need?" "I'd like to request another trigger. "I can't authorize any standard triggers unless you make B-Rank." "so what do I have to do?" "raise your rank. you should know how already." "I... forgot." "well, the first way i-" "listen, if this call takes much longer, my bill will be insane. Text it to me or something." "fi-" *click* Received message from Border Recruitment center V, dimension B5. estimated 700 bites. receive message? >[Yes] [no] Accepting data transfer. Loading. Loading. . Loading. . . Loading. Load complete. click here to view message ["alright, so I don't know how you could possibly forget, but essentially you need 4,000 points. you can get points by competing in challenges, this is slow. you can also fight and defeat people with more points then you. this gives points based on how many more then you they have. you start with 1,000. also if you lose a match you lost points. "] your bill for multidimensional contact will be 9283122 Dollars. have a nice day! eh, they don't have the power to make me pay. [I proceed to press a button and open a Gate, sending me to the nearest neighborhood planet, then kill a random crew, steal their ship, and fly to the meeden planet dimension B5, say some random excuse on how i got here, and enter into the tournament. please create a list of high-ranked enemys for me to kill for points, in the vicinity of 3500 points, or I can just assume them if you prefer.] [receives question from BaRRRRRRRRRan] JOE:well... JOE: its complicated but essentially, its like a character having plot armor in a book JOE: if getting attacked in a certain way would kill me or stop me from interacting meaningfully for a long time, some contrived coincidence will stop it. JOE:alternatively, I'll be resurrected by magick, but thats only if something tries really hard to kill me. JOE: however, in that special body with the sword/shield, killing me is only an inconvenience, and if i still had plot armor it would be too strong, so I'm vulnerable. JOE: or at least thats how things seem based on my experience. ... JOE: come to think of it, you probably have the same sort of ability. JOE: I'm pretty sure there was some point where you where attacked or hit by something and ended up fine [Then Barrans responce happens] JOE: A book is when someone takes a paper (manifests some), then[usually] writes on it (I proceed to write "STUFF STUFF STUFF" on it), and puts it in a binding. they store the paper with information on it. in this context its like when someone writes a story. JOE: Death, at least in my home section of the multiverse, involves going to an evershifting area of the world which has a god there, and the gods a chill dude and stuff. I'm also his boss because of a series of unlucky bets and mistakes on his part, but that doesn't help me much here, since everyone here comes from another section of the multiverse. JOE: if you like, I can prove you have this protection, by stabbing you until i start to feel sorry for you. JOE: well, or until i get bored... JOE: and then checking whether or not you stay alive and are entirely capable of doing things. JOE: (hint- you will)
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 6, 2017 18:33:13 GMT
13/20 Squirrel +1 to no one because i'm petty.
For some reason, I started to feel enraged. I felt angry, bad, saddened, frustrated, wrathful. I wanted to get rid of this feeling that consumated me. I turned my music even louder, and magic started to get as angry as me.
"I'll kill you...I'll destroy you!"
I loaded my valid arm with the most hateful magic I could summon, snarling and hissing my tears away. I was angry, I needed to show it! I wanted something, but what!? I needed it...I needed it!
I ran straght towards Gold, and started punching. Flaming, hateful punches that flew all over the place as I cried in helpless frustration. Showing my hand into Fishbreath's sewn throat, I pulled out a large sword, which I used to violently slice shards of the automaton while screaming and shouting in blind fury. I cried while swinging my blade like a maniac, desperately craving for what I sought after. I stabbed and thrust and sliced and shoved and pushed and clawed and kicked and bit and screamed and punched and stabbed again, unbound and unrestricted. My tears were falling like a rain of diamonds, my teeth biting hard and my blade sharpening itself on the metal shell. I followed with several strong beams of pure, raw magic, fueled by my hatred and sadness.
"And when an artist does something you like, GIVE FEEDBACK YOU ASSHOLE!!", I shouted before giving the most powerful headbutt I've ever given, straight onto Gold's head.
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on Jun 6, 2017 19:44:58 GMT
Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran: misteR Joe siR, you seem to be implying that you youRself aRent kill-able. please, explain.[suddenly JOE happens] R: ...I'm going to pRetend I undeRstood youR explination (what aRe boo- (NO! NO, BARAN THAT IS IT. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR INCOMPETENCE. AGGGGGGGGGGgggggggggggggggggggggghhh) ...he'll be back, Right? I'm pRetty suRe it was paRt of the whole owning him thing...)R: ...anyways, yeah, if I have this pRotection, I was not notified of it, noR have I eveR expeRienced anything that would imply that I have it.R: moving on, what's death like? and thanks to Erebus, for not being the worst person ever R: bonus question: you wouldnt happen to be a pRimoRdial god of daRkness, would you?note: make Sarda refferencenote: make her pay for what she did to youanyways, since overcharging seems to be doing bad things I keep doing it start a negative charge to counteract the bad tm. hopefully, this will delay the inevitable. (-2Saph (I hadnt seen him give the plus one to Joe last rounds. sorry)} -2/[not a real charge]
I stab the gold elemental with the platinum elemental, who has the gold elemental stabbed into him. I then stab the gold elemental into platinum, again. then platinum back into gold. then gold back into platinum. then platinum back into gold. then gold back into platinum. and it goes on, and on; ect, ect. note:colors: R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77actual charge: (1 +Joe} 2/probably ten: not being the worst person ever or something R: rawr rawr, I destroy bad guys with mah claws rawr!THAT'S VERY IMMATURE, NOT TO MENTION A TERRIBLE IMITATION. YOU COULDN'T EVEN BOLD IT PROPERLY, AND THE COLOR'S ALL WRONG! BUT YES, I DO DO THATR: (rawr)I WILL END YOU, MORTAL! Contestant 4 and friends have a conversation with contestant 1, they exchange information. Contestant 4 also try's too break more universal laws too fix breaking other universal laws. remember kids, two wrongs do not make a right, or a left for that matter. Some stabbing happens too, Gold and Platinum each take 1000 dmg10/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 tog TRION: 57.5/115, Please state how much my max trion has risen from last life. i think around 10 sounds good but idk.ok, AC said its 15hm... I decide to not attack anything directly, and instead start a sidequest! SIDEQUEST GOAL: get a new trigger. raygust is useful, but i want more variety. I grab a dimly glowing Trion phone from my pocket and dial in 317-313-3431 [17th letter of alphabet,uppercase (R), 12th letter,uppercase (N), 4th letter,uppercase (D) 1st letter, lowercase (a) [so, RNDA] This means that the call contacts the first RND department. "hello, RND-A Introductory operator speaking." "hello, remember me?" "ummm... no?" "the guy who signed up for a prototype raygust then went on sick leave." "I'm afraid I don't have that data. I'll forward you to recruitment lead" "Fine." "hello, this is recruitment boss speaking. what do you need?" "I'd like to request another trigger. "I can't authorize any standard triggers unless you make B-Rank." "so what do I have to do?" "raise your rank. you should know how already." "I... forgot." "well, the first way i-" "listen, if this call takes much longer, my bill will be insane. Text it to me or something." "fi-" *click* Received message from Border Recruitment center V, dimension B5. estimated 700 bites. receive message? >[Yes] [no] Accepting data transfer. Loading. Loading. . Loading. . . Loading. Load complete. click here to view message ["alright, so I don't know how you could possibly forget, but essentially you need 4,000 points. you can get points by competing in challenges, this is slow. you can also fight and defeat people with more points then you. this gives points based on how many more then you they have. you start with 1,000. also if you lose a match you lost points. "] your bill for multidimensional contact will be 9283122 Dollars. have a nice day! eh, they don't have the power to make me pay. [I proceed to press a button and open a Gate, sending me to the nearest neighborhood planet, then kill a random crew, steal their ship, and fly to the meeden planet dimension B5, say some random excuse on how i got here, and enter into the tournament. please create a list of high-ranked enemys for me to kill for points, in the vicinity of 3500 points, or I can just assume them if you prefer.] [receives question from BaRRRRRRRRRan] JOE:well... JOE: its complicated but essentially, its like a character having plot armor in a book JOE: if getting attacked in a certain way would kill me or stop me from interacting meaningfully for a long time, some contrived coincidence will stop it. JOE:alternatively, I'll be resurrected by magick, but thats only if something tries really hard to kill me. JOE: however, in that special body with the sword/shield, killing me is only an inconvenience, and if i still had plot armor it would be too strong, so I'm vulnerable. JOE: or at least thats how things seem based on my experience. ... JOE: come to think of it, you probably have the same sort of ability. JOE: I'm pretty sure there was some point where you where attacked or hit by something and ended up fine [Then Barrans responce happens] JOE: A book is when someone takes a paper (manifests some), then[usually] writes on it (I proceed to write "STUFF STUFF STUFF" on it), and puts it in a binding. they store the paper with information on it. in this context its like when someone writes a story. JOE: Death, at least in my home section of the multiverse, involves going to an evershifting area of the world which has a god there, and the gods a chill dude and stuff. I'm also his boss because of a series of unlucky bets and mistakes on his part, but that doesn't help me much here, since everyone here comes from another section of the multiverse. JOE: if you like, I can prove you have this protection, by stabbing you until i start to feel sorry for you. JOE: well, or until i get bored... JOE: and then checking whether or not you stay alive and are entirely capable of doing things. JOE: (hint- you will)
Contestant 1 has a conversation with contestant 4, some business people, and probably a demon or something, you aren't sure about the demon though. He seems too be engaging in some non-plot-critical side quest in a search for more power! 13/20 Squirrel +1 to no one because i'm petty. For some reason, I started to feel enraged. I felt angry, bad, saddened, frustrated, wrathful. I wanted to get rid of this feeling that consumated me. I turned my music even louder, and magic started to get as angry as me. " I'll kill you...I'll destroy you!" I loaded my valid arm with the most hateful magic I could summon, snarling and hissing my tears away. I was angry, I needed to show it! I wanted something, but what!? I needed it...I needed it! I ran straght towards Gold, and started punching. Flaming, hateful punches that flew all over the place as I cried in helpless frustration. Showing my hand into Fishbreath's sewn throat, I pulled out a large sword, which I used to violently slice shards of the automaton while screaming and shouting in blind fury. I cried while swinging my blade like a maniac, desperately craving for what I sought after. I stabbed and thrust and sliced and shoved and pushed and clawed and kicked and bit and screamed and punched and stabbed again, unbound and unrestricted. My tears were falling like a rain of diamonds, my teeth biting hard and my blade sharpening itself on the metal shell. I followed with several strong beams of pure, raw magic, fueled by my hatred and sadness. " And when an artist does something you like, GIVE FEEDBACK YOU ASSHOLE!!", I shouted before giving the most powerful headbutt I've ever given, straight onto Gold's head. Contestant 12 seems to get rather upset and turns that anger into a rather frighting attack on gold, it seems contestant 12 hates gold just as much as gold hates him. 5,000 dmg too gold.
EOTB.Due too the negative charging a portal starts forming, on the other side of this portal is an entire cult of people, these people are not very nice and are not afraid too break things too get their way, they are also evil. -2/-10 complete Gold attacks the town hall and does 1 dmg Platinum attacks ÆTHELINDA and does 1,000 dmg
Battlefield.
5/10 The Sidequest:
Attackable only by contestant 1 and can only attack contestant 1
Generic barbarian zombie - 2,500/2,500 HP Generic barbarian non-zombie - 5,000/5,000 HP NINJA!!!!!! - 1,500/1,500 HP 50% dodge chance Troll of bridge variety - 10,000/10,000 HP Dragon of fire breathing variety - 20,000/20,000 HP ((Look good?)) Iron Council Hostiles:
[ᚺ] Gold - 40,000/95,000 HP. HHHHHHATE.
[ᚺ] Platinum - 112,900/150,000 HP. Hidden Depths: 7/7. hates saph. The Cult of Epistaxis:Ichor Bar: 5,000.The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:Spells: Hellfire of the Virgin’s Lawsuit, Devil’s Advocate α Ammo: 3 [ᚹᚻ] ÆTHELINDA - 24,000/25,000 HP. Lil’ sauron’s covert eye, weakness detector class I. 3/15 The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] Worker x 4 - 500/500 HP. Town Hall: 9/10 call IGN Town Hall: The center of a blossoming town or outpost. Workers can hide here, this is required before constructing any other building.Ok the Town hall is complete. People working for the Empire can now vote on a selection of buildings that will help further the Empire's goals to begin construction on. A Barracks- 15 points too build- trains some warriors to fight on the Empires side A City Wall- 30 points too build- must be destroyed before any damage can be done too other buildings A House- 10 points too build- creates workers, you know what those guys do by now.
Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?]
#7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?]
#8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#13 - conair. Undecided [?]
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Post by joebob on Jun 6, 2017 20:53:28 GMT
11/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 tog TRION: 85.25/115 I grin at the appearance of enemys, then run forwards, splashes of mud splattering from the ground with each step, and right before I reach the range of the first group member i find, the ninja, I stop running, sliding to a stop and sending a wave of wet mud towards them. being a ninja, they naturally avoid the wave, but little do they know the mud was actually infused with healing energies. since theres no difference between "get 1500 HP. now loose 500" and "get 1000 HP", they take 500 damage, and I duck under their likely retaliation before revealing the buggiest ability in an AWW game i've ever seen- the dash! it teleports the user a distance forwards and a bit up, allowing them to glitch through objects and violating how momentum should work. using the dash, I make it almost impossible to hit me, but then glitch into the ground. luckily, due to my plot armor, my cognition somehow survives my brain becoming 1/2 mud long enough to use dash again, phasing me out of the ground. the ninja, seeing I’m free, mixes stereotypes & jokes with another being and takes out a detonator,says "Now.", and presses the button, setting off the explosive! which is right under their feet. because the stereotype/joke they stole is about snake. and his attack in SSBB has him say now. and... oh forget it. time rewinds and I dash to them before they can do anything, then stab them several times in the gut before kicking them in the shins and making a honest effort to break their nose, yet failing miserably due to my muscles being like wet bagles. say, have i ever mentioned that I suffered brain damage as a child that makes it impossible for me to form coherent analogies? : P JB: the head injury thing is a joke : ) JB: i wrote "those symbols" as an example- wait, do you not know how to read? JB: welllllll l l l. . . . JB:[the symbols i wrote and their order is used to convey information to anyone who sees it later and knows the language.]
JB: anyway, alright, won't stab you. JB: by the way, whats "the task I was sent here to preform..." ("the task I was sent here to preform...", in other words)? [there wasn't a devil, that was my phone, the phone company wanted me to pay them for cross-dimensional communication.]
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 7, 2017 0:12:48 GMT
Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran: (that sound like an... inteResting head injuRy.) but what was the point of... "wRitting" those symbols on that papeR?
R: also, no. please *dont* stab me. it's veRy painful and death isnt something I'm Ready for quite yet. R: After all, I have yet to accomplish the task I was sent here to preform... [but then suddenly Joe]
R: so its like aRt, oR talking oR whateveR, but how aRe you supposed to tell what that's a dRawing of? (also, is it just me oR did youR speech color change recently?)
R: anyways, thank you foR not st- wait you could heaR that? (oh cRap oh cRap oh cRap)(Oh crap!)
R: Uhhhhhhh... the... uh... highschool sent me to do a thing... a secret thing... that I don't know about yet...
R: Yeah.
[side neot, hoooh boi writng thats was wharder tehn it eneeded to be. note: dont fdrink and write,,. ever... no moer the n3 bottles ,at least]
R: ERebus, do you maybe know chaos? big cRazy hoRned thing? buRst outta some Onion WizaRd's face a while back? something about cake was involved? and the end of the woRld, but that's not important. note: make her pay for what she did to you
-2/[not a real charge]
note:colors: R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
(3 +Joe} 4/probably ten: not being the worst person ever or something , cause that's obviously that saph dude. he's petty. so petty. petty mc petty petterson al'petty. I bet if you gave him a gun and a friend, he'd shoot that friend! in the foot! ... +1 Saph
No One: I take that +1 that was given to me, and use it: Lvl1:skPro:[back to square 1], which does indeed deal (one damage)2 to Gold... plus whatever amount of damage this attack is actually worth, of course.
No One: I then stop narrating my actions, go back to narrating other people's actions and leave the battlefield...
No One: For now.
No One: and suddenly, someone started doing that dun dun duuuuuun music, because that was a cliffhanger or a plot twist or something. I dont know, I dont really care. meanwhile, Baran did things...
R: rawr rawr, I suck so much I didnt even attack somehow last round rawr!
R: rawr rawr, I fix that by attacking workers with mah tail rawr!
(Aaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!)
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 8, 2017 20:14:09 GMT
15/20 Squirrel (+tog) +1 Tog
I stretch my arms, tired. Didn't sleep well, because of depression.
I channel all my inner loneliness, sadness, depression, fatigue, isolation, anxiety, fear of the future into my hands. I condense it until it becomes a purplish fluid, which I trap in a glass vial.
Using a simple trick, I duplicate it, again and again and again and again. Again and again, until there's like a zillion of them.
Then I send them all to shatter onto Platinum.
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Post by arcanecynic on Jun 9, 2017 22:30:41 GMT
11/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 tog TRION: 85.25/115 I grin at the appearance of enemys, then run forwards, splashes of mud splattering from the ground with each step, and right before I reach the range of the first group member i find, the ninja, I stop running, sliding to a stop and sending a wave of wet mud towards them. being a ninja, they naturally avoid the wave, but little do they know the mud was actually infused with healing energies. since theres no difference between "get 1500 HP. now loose 500" and "get 1000 HP", they take 500 damage, and I duck under their likely retaliation before revealing the buggiest ability in an AWW game i've ever seen- the dash! it teleports the user a distance forwards and a bit up, allowing them to glitch through objects and violating how momentum should work. using the dash, I make it almost impossible to hit me, but then glitch into the ground. luckily, due to my plot armor, my cognition somehow survives my brain becoming 1/2 mud long enough to use dash again, phasing me out of the ground. the ninja, seeing I’m free, mixes stereotypes & jokes with another being and takes out a detonator,says "Now.", and presses the button, setting off the explosive! which is right under their feet. because the stereotype/joke they stole is about snake. and his attack in SSBB has him say now. and... oh forget it. time rewinds and I dash to them before they can do anything, then stab them several times in the gut before kicking them in the shins and making a honest effort to break their nose, yet failing miserably due to my muscles being like wet bagles. say, have i ever mentioned that I suffered brain damage as a child that makes it impossible for me to form coherent analogies? : P JB: the head injury thing is a joke : ) JB: i wrote "those symbols" as an example- wait, do you not know how to read? JB: welllllll l l l. . . . JB:[the symbols i wrote and their order is used to convey information to anyone who sees it later and knows the language.]
JB: anyway, alright, won't stab you. JB: by the way, whats "the task I was sent here to preform..." ("the task I was sent here to preform...", in other words)? [there wasn't a devil, that was my phone, the phone company wanted me to pay them for cross-dimensional communication.]
Due to having half of their brain replaced with mud, #1 briefly lost control over his trion, causing half of it to leave him. The traitorous trion then gained sentience, and caused all kinds of logical fallacies, which reduced #1's dmg output to 200 hp.Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran: (that sound like an... inteResting head injuRy.) but what was the point of... "wRitting" those symbols on that papeR?
R: also, no. please *dont* stab me. it's veRy painful and death isnt something I'm Ready for quite yet. R: After all, I have yet to accomplish the task I was sent here to preform...[but then suddenly Joe] R: so its like aRt, oR talking oR whateveR, but how aRe you supposed to tell what that's a dRawing of? (also, is it just me oR did youR speech color change recently?) R: anyways, thank you foR not st- wait you could heaR that? (oh cRap oh cRap oh cRap)(Oh crap!)R: Uhhhhhhh... the... uh... highschool sent me to do a thing... a secret thing... that I don't know about yet...
R: Yeah.
[side neot, hoooh boi writng thats was wharder tehn it eneeded to be. note: dont fdrink and write,,. ever... no moer the n3 bottles ,at least]R: ERebus, do you maybe know chaos? big cRazy hoRned thing? buRst outta some Onion WizaRd's face a while back? something about cake was involved? and the end of the woRld, but that's not important. note: make her pay for what she did to you
-2/[not a real charge] note:colors: R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
(3 +Joe} 4/probably ten: not being the worst person ever or something , cause that's obviously that saph dude. he's petty. so petty. petty mc petty petterson al'petty. I bet if you gave him a gun and a friend, he'd shoot that friend! in the foot! ... +1 Saph No One: I take that +1 that was given to me, and use it: Lvl1:skPro:[back to square 1], which does indeed deal (one damage)2 to Gold... plus whatever amount of damage this attack is actually worth, of course.
No One: I then stop narrating my actions, go back to narrating other people's actions and leave the battlefield...
No One: For now.
No One: and suddenly, someone started doing that dun dun duuuuuun music, because that was a cliffhanger or a plot twist or something. I dont know, I dont really care. meanwhile, Baran did things... R: rawr rawr, I suck so much I didnt even attack somehow last round rawr!R: rawr rawr, I fix that by attacking workers with mah tail rawr!(Aaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!) How curious, #4 started speaking to another imaginary voice, this one's called Erebus! it seemed like this brutal war that has been going on had finally got to him, he didn't even do damage! But no matter what else Barran did, you could always count on the fact that he broke the universe in some way. this time he did it by having a pseudo-nonexistent second charge for longer than one turn. the eldritchiest rejoice once more!15/20 Squirrel (+tog) +1 Tog I stretch my arms, tired. Didn't sleep well, because of depression. I channel all my inner loneliness, sadness, depression, fatigue, isolation, anxiety, fear of the future into my hands. I condense it until it becomes a purplish fluid, which I trap in a glass vial. Using a simple trick, I duplicate it, again and again and again and again. Again and again, until there's like a zillion of them. Then I send them all to shatter onto Platinum. The fact that Depression had somehow affected #12's sleep quality puzzled me, perhaps dead hostile had more power than i had thought before. I mean with my omniscience i could just check, but that wouldn't be any fun! where were we... oh right! onto Pt #12 brought the status effect of mopiness, the master morphing man of metal reflected this sorrowful turn phrase by changing into an anime protagonist, and then went on brooding and contemplating their woeful existence. How bleak.
EOTB.Petey was a little sad, he was so sad he didn't do anything.
My God Barran, don't mention me and accessible text, they might notice me! to answer you questions, no i am not the god of darkness, that's my dad Erebus The Elder. I have met Chaos, as he is a buddy of my dad's but i don't know him myself. Why do you Ask?
our golden boy Au attacks ÆTHELINDA and does 1000 dmg ÆTHELINDA obliterates the workers.
Battlefield. 7/10 Non-affiliated less important doomsday clock: -2/-10 The Sidequest:
Attackable only by contestant 1 and can only attack contestant 1
Generic barbarian zombie - 2,500/2,500 HP Generic barbarian non-zombie - 5,000/5,000 HP NINJA!!!!!! - 1,300/1,500 HP 50% dodge chance Troll of bridge variety - 10,000/10,000 HP Dragon of fire breathing variety - 20,000/20,000 HP ((Look good?)) Iron Council Hostiles:
[ᚺ] Gold - 40,000/95,000 HP. HHHHHHATE.
[ᚺ] Platinum - 112,900/150,000 HP. Hidden Depths: 7/7. hates saph. GLOOM or whatever...The Cult of Epistaxis:Ichor Bar: 5,000.The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:Spells: Hellfire of the Virgin’s Lawsuit, Devil’s Advocate α Ammo: 3 [ᚹᚻ] ÆTHELINDA - 23,000/25,000 HP. Lil’ sauron’s covert eye, weakness detector class I. 4/15 The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] Worker x 1- 500/500 HP. Town Hall: The center of a blossoming town or outpost. Workers can hide here, this is required before constructing any other building.Ok the Town hall is complete. People working for the Empire can now vote on a selection of buildings that will help further the Empire's goals to begin construction on. A Barracks- 15 points too build- trains some warriors to fight on the Empires side A City Wall- 30 points too build- must be destroyed before any damage can be done too other buildings A House- 10 points too build- creates workers, you know what those guys do by now.
Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?]
#7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?]
#8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#13 - conair. Undecided [?]
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Post by arcanecynic on Jun 9, 2017 22:37:36 GMT
OOO, we can choose a new building for the space roman vikings! i choose wall, we need to pretect our citizens rom the space mexicans, the illegal aliens amirite
i, the noble skapari rifle man aim my weapon at gold's weakpoint which i can totes see. GTE QUICKScOpED BIATCH.
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Post by joebob on Jun 9, 2017 23:19:56 GMT
13/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 TOG +1 tog TRION: 70.875/115 I'm getting ready for nuek on sidequest but am not ready yet, so I walk over to the ninja again and repeatedly dodgeroll-slash at them, forcing them to dodge back and back until trapped against a wall. they dodge back again reflexively, and end up in the wall, taking SUFFOCATION damage. JB: by the way barran JB: you see this slowly growing ball of blackish energy? [shows the yuga kuga / replica charge] JB: right now, this thing'll summon on the enemy side. JB: for a variety of reasons, and no, i can't change that. JB: well, unless I betray you and everything you stand for then make you all my enemy to the point where nobody could claim otherwise. JB: "should i do that" :only_half_mspa: JB: yeah mostly just making sure your ready. they'll have powerful attacks and the ability to create trion chains to weaken people, as well as be able to copy my powers. be ready. any wound against them is permanent.
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Post by ThatOtherGuy on Jun 11, 2017 0:06:02 GMT
Oops, sorry Er. Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran: oh hello Methe! nice to meet you Neda! (deflecting) It's just that Erebus is, in some pantheons, a primordial of darkness, son(?) of The Chaos. I was just wondering whether that was you (which it clearly isn't (although...)). R: heyo Simoeis! Anyways, would you happen to have any information regarding the stuff Baran started whilst [drunk] messing around with the laws of the universe? R: and you, SkamandRos! ...Wait. It just occurred to me that previously, whilst using white magic in an attack, the Big Three were able to read what I said (presumably), as they did make a response to it... [to AC] R: anyways, AC, (agh! (the playeR (oh))) have you eveR lived in the EmpiRe you claim loyalty to? like, actually lived theRe? could you tell me moRe about it?
[JOE happens!]
R: woahoahoahoah! misteR Joe, siR? foR once, I actually agRee with The IncRedible SquiRRel GiRl oveR theRe. (You've been channeling some of your power to him for a while now, I doubt that this is the first time you've agreed with him. (weRen't you supposed to be Running away? (Yeah, but I cant go further then here, for obvious reasons. (faiR))))
R: why in the woRld would you eveR think that what you'Re doing is a good idea? eveR!?
R: ps. my name is spelled with one R. unless you want to go into [redacted]'s naming policies foR theiR childRen, please don't go on about how stupid it is. I'd change it if I could, without exploding into 3000, diffeRent coloRed flames.
R: pps. and I should hope that any wound against it is peRmanent, au contRaiRe to what I may have planned...
R: ppps. is Trion just anotheR souRce of magic? (Yes!) if so, please dont use it to betRay us and eveRything we stand foR: I wouldnt want to have to destRoy those pRetty legs of youRs
R: pppps. why did you put quotes aRound youR quote? what's an "mspa"? why only half of one? what was with that punctuation aRound it?
R: besides all that, though, thank you foR the waRning. I'll be Ready.
note:colors: R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
(5 +Joe, +Saph} 6/we're going with ten: not being the worst person ever or something
+1 Joe (I guess I'm stuck alternating between the two of you until you start betraying me)
I start casting an actual healing spell for mah dragun! ... mk, I'm done. I heal her. tada!
she then probably claws at that gold thingy to steal its eternal soul or whatever.
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Post by SpottedBlades on Jun 11, 2017 18:31:34 GMT
16/20 Squirrel +1 tog
"Summoning a powerful entity on the enemy side!?", I suddenly shout. "Dude, are you crazy? We doing all we can for the team and that's how you thank us?!?"
I throw a pebble at Joe, because he's illogical and his attacks give me headaches.
"Ugh. Anyway."
I focus, and have Fishbreath swallow a handful of dirt and rocks.
"Chew it good."
Then, looking at a patch of campanula flowers, I easily make them rise into butterflies. A million of tiny purple butterflies that swarm around me. Letting Fishbreath lap some blood from a puddle, and swirl it in it mouth, I aim at the swarm, letting the puppet spit out a bazillion of tiny rubies. The two swarms merge into jeweled butterflies, and they have very sharp edges.
I send them all flying at Gold, like they're target-locked shurikens.
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Post by joebob on Jun 12, 2017 10:15:12 GMT
JB: because when he dies i get all his powers. and if I do things carefully, I get his powers PERMANENTLY. JB: that means the stronger he is, the better. JB: by his wounds are permanent. i mean when you attack him, a specific part of his body will get hurt, weakening him and continually leaking magic. sorry to be unclear. JB: saph, I'll 'thank' you, as you put it, by killing this summon as quickly as I can so I can get his powerful trigger, which'll allow me to use anything it could. if you prefffffffffffffer though i could, as stated, betray you and everything you stand for first. then it might summon on you side. JB: the quotes mean I'm sarcastic/joking, the mspa is... complicated, and trion is a source of magic, yeah, i guess, but its also powered by the 50charge i used to sew it into being, so its stronger then most magics. "also, I'll only betray you if you want me to ". /NULL
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foodman
Gadabout Pipsqueak
Shapeshifter,among other things......
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Post by foodman on Jun 12, 2017 19:01:21 GMT
OOO, we can choose a new building for the space roman vikings! i choose wall, we need to pretect our citizens rom the space mexicans, the illegal aliens amirite i, the noble skapari rifle man aim my weapon at gold's weakpoint which i can totes see. GTE QUICKScOpED BIATCH. Contestant 5 starts construction on The Wall. Gold also gets no scoped for like 2 dmg, turns out that label on him that said weak spot was actually the hardest area too damage! Curses too all mislabeled body parts!- 2dmg to Gold13/25 Yuga kuga / replica +1 TOG +1 tog TRION: 70.875/115 I'm getting ready for nuek on sidequest but am not ready yet, so I walk over to the ninja again and repeatedly dodgeroll-slash at them, forcing them to dodge back and back until trapped against a wall. they dodge back again reflexively, and end up in the wall, taking SUFFOCATION damage. JB: by the way barran JB: you see this slowly growing ball of blackish energy? [shows the yuga kuga / replica charge] JB: right now, this thing'll summon on the enemy side. JB: for a variety of reasons, and no, i can't change that. JB: well, unless I betray you and everything you stand for then make you all my enemy to the point where nobody could claim otherwise. JB: "should i do that" :only_half_mspa: JB: yeah mostly just making sure your ready. they'll have powerful attacks and the ability to create trion chains to weaken people, as well as be able to copy my powers. be ready. any wound against them is permanent.
Contestant 1 suffocates the Ninja by abusing logic and/or game mechanics! 1,000 dmg to ninjaOops, sorry Er. Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrran: oh hello Methe! nice to meet you Neda! (deflecting) It's just that Erebus is, in some pantheons, a primordial of darkness, son(?) of The Chaos. I was just wondering whether that was you (which it clearly isn't (although...)). R: heyo Simoeis! Anyways, would you happen to have any information regarding the stuff Baran started whilst [drunk] messing around with the laws of the universe? R: and you, SkamandRos!...Wait. It just occurred to me that previously, whilst using white magic in an attack, the Big Three were able to read what I said (presumably), as they did make a response to it...[to AC] R: anyways, AC, (agh! (the playeR (oh))) have you eveR lived in the EmpiRe you claim loyalty to? like, actually lived theRe? could you tell me moRe about it?
[JOE happens!]
R: woahoahoahoah! misteR Joe, siR? foR once, I actually agRee with The IncRedible SquiRRel GiRl oveR theRe. (You've been channeling some of your power to him for a while now, I doubt that this is the first time you've agreed with him. (weRen't you supposed to be Running away? (Yeah, but I cant go further then here, for obvious reasons. (faiR)))) R: why in the woRld would you eveR think that what you'Re doing is a good idea? eveR!?
R: ps. my name is spelled with one R. unless you want to go into [redacted]'s naming policies foR theiR childRen, please don't go on about how stupid it is. I'd change it if I could, without exploding into 3000, diffeRent coloRed flames.R: pps. and I should hope that any wound against it is peRmanent, au contRaiRe to what I may have planned...R: ppps. is Trion just anotheR souRce of magic? (Yes!) if so, please dont use it to betRay us and eveRything we stand foR: I wouldnt want to have to destRoy those pRetty legs of youRs R: pppps. why did you put quotes aRound youR quote? what's an "mspa"? why only half of one? what was with that punctuation aRound it? R: besides all that, though, thank you foR the waRning. I'll be Ready. note:colors: R: da4106 AC: ff1818 FM: 620e77
(5 +Joe, +Saph} 6/we're going with ten: not being the worst person ever or something +1 Joe (I guess I'm stuck alternating between the two of you until you start betraying me) I start casting an actual healing spell for mah dragun! ... mk, I'm done. I heal her. tada! she then probably claws at that gold thingy to steal its eternal soul or whatever. Contestant 4 Heals the dragon! 3000000000000000000000000000000000000000000HP healed on ÆTHELINDA being as this is not actually possible the universe folds in on itself rewriting the entire thing so that only 1000 HP is healed instead. ÆTHELINDA attacks Gold and attempts too steal its soul! The attempts are moderately successful despite the fact that Gold does not have a soul part of it has been stolen anyway. 1000 DMG too Gold16/20 Squirrel +1 tog "Summoning a powerful entity on the enemy side!?", I suddenly shout. " Dude, are you crazy? We doing all we can for the team and that's how you thank us?!?" I throw a pebble at Joe, because he's illogical and his attacks give me headaches. " Ugh. Anyway." I focus, and have Fishbreath swallow a handful of dirt and rocks. " Chew it good." Then, looking at a patch of campanula flowers, I easily make them rise into butterflies. A million of tiny purple butterflies that swarm around me. Letting Fishbreath lap some blood from a puddle, and swirl it in it mouth, I aim at the swarm, letting the puppet spit out a bazillion of tiny rubies. The two swarms merge into jeweled butterflies, and they have very sharp edges. I send them all flying at Gold, like they're target-locked shurikens. Contestant 12 yells at Contestant 1, feeds some stuff to a thing, and attacks an element of the universe with butterfly's! They are also successful at these things and manage 2500 dmg too Gold.
EOTB.Gold attacks ÆTHELINDA for 1000 dmg Platinum eats a worker because they seem to have replaced forest animals for the beating up role.
The Sidequest entity's all attack Contestant 1 what this accomplishes, I have no idea.
Battlefield. 7/10 Non-affiliated less important doomsday clock: -2/-10 The Sidequest:
Attackable only by contestant 1 and can only attack contestant 1
Generic barbarian zombie - 2,500/2,500 HP Generic barbarian non-zombie - 5,000/5,000 HP NINJA!!!!!! -300/1,500 HP 50% dodge chance Troll of bridge variety - 10,000/10,000 HP Dragon of fire breathing variety - 20,000/20,000 HP Iron Council Hostiles:
[ᚺ] Gold - 36498/95,000 HP. HHHHHHATE.
[ᚺ] Platinum - 112,900/150,000 HP. Hidden Depths: 7/7. hates saph. GLOOM or whatever...The Cult of Epistaxis:Ichor Bar: 5,000.The Wizard H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L.:Spells: Hellfire of the Virgin’s Lawsuit, Devil’s Advocate α Ammo: 3 [ᚹᚻ] ÆTHELINDA - 24,000/25,000 HP. Lil’ sauron’s covert eye, weakness detector class I. 5/15 The Empire of Skapari:[ᛋ] Worker x 1- 500/500 HP. Town Hall:9/10 HP The center of a blossoming town or outpost. Workers can hide here, this is required before constructing any other building.A City Wall- 1/30 Complete must be destroyed before any damage can be done too other buildings
Contestants:#1 - JOEbob. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#2 - Caly/TrickleJest. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#3 - Dog Scholar/canidaePsiionic. Epistaxis. [ᛖ]
#4 - Baran/TOG. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#5 - arcaneCynic. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#6 - heyitskane. Undecided [?]
#7 - MK/professionalMKsman. Undecided [?]
#8 - cyanogynist. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#9 - electrokineticSailor. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#10 - melonlord / The Collector. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#11 - MaskedGeneral. Skapari. [ᛋ]
#12 - CarmineSandbutt. H.I.G.H.S.C.H.O.O.L. [ᚹᚻ]
#13 - conair. Undecided [?]
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