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Post by cauchemar on Oct 19, 2023 2:31:47 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE: DEPARTURE IN THE FROZEN WASTELANDS
MSPFA VERSIONBatori: Leave Ginneo's Territory. - Ґime ╙or you Ґo deparҐ. You sҐill have Ґhis business in your ҐerriҐory… - Could you cast some yllumynatyon on thys last enygma? - I have no idea. Ґhe RevoluҐion of PerpeҐuaҐion... Our ConcomiҐanҐs are obsessed wiҐh iҐ. - From my memoryes of your past pyxelemental, Y can unearth a thematyc lynk v-vyth a reoccurryng sayyng.  - "The flesh must grov-v."  - Can you hazard some extrapolatyons? - I... No. I heard iҐ someҐimes in our ҐerriҐories, buҐ - - Maybe yt ys lynked to the Progeny lore? - Maybe.  - My dyamond, Y do not v-vysh to leave. Your company warms my mynd and body. Y must confess, I feel the compulsyon to talk more about my sentyments… - I can'Ґ do Ґhis righҐ now, BaҐs. - Uncertaynty deploys yts greyv-vysh v-vyngs. Y fear of my mystakes yf Y'm not balanced... - I wish I could help. BuҐ righҐ now, moirail duҐies are Ґoo much ╙or me.  - I WILL help, o pale gem. We are bound and ╙aҐed Ґo equilibrium. BuҐ I need Ґime. I jusҐ need Ґime.  - Then recess you shall have. Up to the stars Y go, bryngyng your soul v-vyth me. - And I'll have you wiҐh me. We will always be Ґhere Ґo balance each oҐher.
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 19, 2023 2:32:06 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE: TREASURE IN THE BASEMENT
MSPFA VERSIONVia: Open more fridges.  This is getting sickening, but you will manage. These fridges can only contain strangers or half-familiar faces, for a very good reason. All of your trusted friends were part of the attack on the hive. Mnevia: Open the fridge with a chain on the top  Corpse. You examine it. Your usual Alternian troll corpse with the horns sawed off. Nothing of value on the body. Via: Open the fridge with green and purple blood on the handle.  This one still has their horns, maybe it was too much work to saw all of it and Renart kept it for later. Unlike the rest of the body. Via: Open the fridge with a cross symbol.  What the hell did Renart do to this one? ==->  So he carved a giant screw in previous loot just in order to fasten it through someone's skull? This is beyond unhinged. Mnevia Quaoar: Use wench on nail.  But it may be your way out.
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 19, 2023 2:32:38 GMT
Great news everyone! THE ALABASTER FLASH GAMES HAVE BEEN RESTORED!Thanks to the hard work of three amazing friends, Cerulean Snake, Skye and Steelo... SKYTROLL and SILENT HIVE are now resurrected. These 2011 games were lost media for a very long time, and the death of Flash had rendered the few files left unusable... But twelve years after their creation, the games are now SALVAGED and even get a few upgrades! - Complete port of the previous features via Ruffle - The games are now displayed directly in the normal pages of the adventure - Credits have been updated, removing my deadname, out-of-date gendering, and adding credits for the porting team - All-new gamepad support, along with added visual indications of the gamepad controls  SKYTROLLmspfa.com/?s=236&p=94 SILENT HIVEmspfa.com/?s=236&p=294' Thanks again to the porting team for such incredible patience, generosity and efficiency! See you soon for more amazing news! Oasis |
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 19, 2023 2:32:57 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE: NAILED IT
MSPFA VERSION==->  Jailbreak.   ==->  No stairs. No ladder. A straight well. And it stinks. Via: Throw body in the hole.  You first drop the cadaver in there. It will cushion your fall and allows you to measure the height.  Yeah. Quick noise. Via: Jump. 
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 19, 2023 2:33:10 GMT
Approaching page 666 of the fan adventure Homeward Bound by Sova, the HATCHING event is happening! Two special giant panels drawn by yours truly, and featuring the new design of the main antagonist. It is not often that I work for other webcomics than Alabaster, especially not for more than pure creature design, but here Sova's great and horrific concepts ignited my pen. Check Homeward Bound immediately!   |
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 19, 2023 2:33:23 GMT
ALABASTER SPECIAL UPDATE: THE CERULEAN MOTLEY CREW JOINS THE SCENE!
MSPFA VERSION UR: s-o this vanny guy di≠d.
UR: just lik≠ that.UP: Not sure!
UP: He w♠s supposed to get surgery... He ne♥er got out of the block, and we got no news from his white c♠r♠p♠ce friends...UP: Gin didn't monitor the surgery, he h♠d ♠ f♠llout with ♥♠nny right before it h♠ppened, he didn't feel good enough to w♠tch it.
UP: He took us ♠ screenc♠p of the hi♥e ♠fterw♠rds.[ unkemptParamour has sent surgery.jpg ]  UP: No ♥♠nny in sight.
UP: Gin didn't say a word.UR: y≠ah, vanny's toast.
UR: and th≠ kid i-s out.UP: It's the hypothesis, I think; if it w♠sn't out, we would be in ♠ doomed timeline.UR: why do≠sn't it wr≠ck all of our shit, now?UP: ♠ccording to Cross, the Lieuten♠nts st♠y on their L♠nd...UR: you'r≠ full o-f shit. i'll g≠t i-n th≠re and th≠n i'll g≠t parasit≠d. i can s≠≠ that coming.UP: Well you're not m♠king it e♠sy now!
UP: Tell me good news, S♠llie! ♠re you inst♠lling? UR: it's still n≠t h≠re. this gam≠ i-s h≠avy.
UR: h≠avier than your ass mayb≠.UP: ...UR: o-h com≠ o-n now, this was a good on≠.UP: You're e♥en cr♠sser th♠n ♥♠nny.UR: i'm not th≠ on≠ with "i wanna bon≠" writt≠n i-n all of m-y letters. dirty.UP: It's not like th♠t! It's just...
UP: I've ♠lw♠ys w♠nted to find lo♥e ♠nd h♠te.
UP: It's ♠ rom♠ntic thing, not ♠ sexu♠l thing.UR: ar≠ you ac≠, girl?UP: No! But I focus on other p♠rts of the rel♠tionship. Sex is ♠ nice strong p♠rt of intense soul meeting, not the me♠t of it!
UP: Don't you think these things ♠re better with your f♠ted love ♠nd h♠te fore♥er?UR: sur≠ if th≠y fuck you tog≠th≠r.UP: Urgh. UP: Wh♠t I c♠re ♠bout: The me♠ning of life. The sur♥i♥♠l of our species. The be♠uty of the sky. My g♠ze di♥ing into Renny's.
UP: Wh♠t I don't c♠re ♠bout: your ♠bsurd f♠nt♠sies.UR: i hate t-o br≠ak th≠ n≠ws to you, shith≠ad, but didn't you ≠njoy a walk long ≠nough t-o g≠t tonight's pr≠dicam≠nt?
UR: our sp≠cies i-s don≠ for.UP: We should ne♥er gi♥e up hope...
UP: M♠ybe Th♠umification c♠n m♠ke us ♠ m♠triorb.UR: matriwhat? UP: The centrolecith♠l egg of the mothergrub lusii. Symbiotic♠lly linked to our own genome through p♠r♠-synthesis.UR: n≠rd.UP: You should know this inform♠tion! Troll reproduction is not just ♠bout p♠ils and nooks!
UP: Do you even use ♠ lid?UR: d-o i look lik≠ som≠on≠ who'd car≠ about doing i-t saf≠?UP: Congr♠ts! Time for ♠ second urgh.
UP: M♠triorbs m♠ke mothergrubs, whose proto-s♠lpinge♠l tr♠ct rel♠ys and restructure...
UP: Oh well, the gist of it is, we need a m♠triorb for proper troll reproduction.
UP: E♠rlier in the night I looked for one, but things went b♠dly...
UP: I c♠me to K♠ndiz♠ City to t♠lk to ♠ scientist, but sh♠ w♠s ♠lready killed. UP: ♠nd th♠t's when the nightm♠re beg♠n. For re♠l. UP: There were killers ♠nd monsters everywhere.UR: it's alt≠rnia, girl, wh≠r≠'s th≠ diff≠r≠nc≠ with daily ≠xp≠ri≠nc≠?UP: I only m♠n♠ged th♠nks to the help of some strong sur♥i♥ors.
UP: It's ♠ good thing we're ♠ w♠rrior species... UP: We fought ♠nd b♠rric♠ded ♠nd fought some more ♠nd sur♥i♥ed for hours, I c♠n't belie♥e we sur♥i♥ed this one.
UP: In the end we were sep♠r♠ted by ♠ bunch of d♠yw♠lkers. UP: I h♠d to run ♠w♠y, to climb in the higher le♥els of the ♠p♠rtment building... UP: The monsters were still r♠ging, I had to take refuge on the roof.
UP: Th♠t's where Cross picked me up. UP: ♠nd then it all collapsed. The building w♠s... sh♠ttered.UR: so ≠v≠ryon≠ in th≠r≠ i-s d≠ad too.UP: How m♠ny good trolls died?
UP: How m♠ny will die?
UP: We're ♠ll going to die.UR: wow slow down girl.
UR: you'r≠ st≠pping o-n my brand.
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 19, 2023 2:33:48 GMT
Okay, we're preparing this since AGES, so it's time to unveil it: SPECIAL THE CERULEAN MOTLEY CREW + ALABASTER THE DOOMED SESSION CROSSOVER! I admire the work of Cerulean Snake (The Cerulean Motley Crew, the amazing adventure of troll pirates! mspfa.com/?s=38151&p=1 ) and it was such a great surprise, this Spring, when they accepted to cooperate with me for a CROSSOVER. And not a simple cameo or funny two-panels crossover, but a serious intersection of events in BOTH our adventures with impact on the characters' trajectories and our respective endgames. To be clear: this is not an alternate universe where our casts meet. This is an unification of our worldbuildings and chronologies, our two interpretations of the Homestuck universe, most specifically of the Alternian lore, harmonized to each other. Alabaster characters will appear in The Cerulean Motley Crew and its sequel. Cerulean Motley Crew characters will appear in Alabaster. They will meet, oppose and cooperate, and to read one story will give additional insight on the other. Furthermore, we're developing all-new character design and creature design for the intersection. If you just like one adventure and are not interested to read the other, don't worry! Snake and me still keep autonomy in our respective projects. Both The Cerulean Motley Crew and Alabaster were conceived separately and the larger plans will remain, and we will keep our adventures satisfying reads by themselves. But if you read both, you'll have more fun. A lot more fun! Long life to Alternia and to troll fuckery! Future Chever & Govani designs (Hivebent/Alabaster era) by Cerulean Snake  Future Chever & Govani adult sprites (Hivebent/Alabaster era) by Oasis Nadrama  Daybreaker Strain stages 3, 4, 5by Oasis Nadrama  |
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 19, 2023 2:55:32 GMT
Man, I refuse to believe that this is a dead adventure. This has to be updated at some point. HAS to be... Well, I guess faith is sometimes rewarded.  |
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 20, 2023 9:26:02 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE - RENART: LEVEL UP.
MSPFA VERSIONRenart: Level up. O celebration and exhilaration! The Stratospectral Escalevelator has been overcome by the simple beauty of mindless massacres. Complete dungeon. It was a long road, a trying ordeal, and it encomprised way too many fights, riddles and platforming moments, but you are finally done with the Fábrica de Autómata. This last mid-boss left you close to exhaustion. However, you are now facing the final enigma. Finally. Finally, your robot army is at hand. ==->  Such entertainment! You merely need to shuffle pieces around in order to repair the most powerful machines the Territory conceals, the Protectors of Oscuridad.
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 22, 2023 12:48:57 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE - VIA: LAND.
MSPFA VERSIONVia: Land. It was hard, but you didn't break any bone. ==-> You fell in the highest floors of an unknown building, whose spire was crowned by Renart's hive. More stairs, freedom in sight. The material seems to be corroded copper. You need to be cautious, some parts of these structures could collapse easily. ==-> Without stopping, you start listening to the last messages Batori and Ginneo left you. Apocryptid Residents. Their trusted Lieutenants. The Subaltern Conscripts, the metamorphic bestiary. And the trained, often genetically modified armies of the Saturnine Sovereignty. It is a lot to take in.
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 24, 2023 17:49:52 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE - RISE AND SHINE
MSPFA VERSIONRenart: Complete Automatons.  RENART: Rîsê And shînê, dêfêndêrs ôf thê Têrrîtôry.JENNY: Who... Who are you? RENART: Thê Prîncê, ôf côûrsê, înhêrîtîng thêsê lAnds, yôûr ônê lôrd And MAstêr. JENNY: The... Prince? XAL: The Benefactor of Innocence, Jenny. JENNY: Oh great!  JENNY: Thank you, thank you, thank you!  JENNY: I'm Jenny, they are Xal. You can call us Xal and Jen! XAL: The prophecies did say you would reassemble us. RENART: And thAt yôûr fûnctîôn wôûld bê tô sêrvê yôûr Prîncê. XAL: We belong to another era, Benefactor, as thus we must avail. We have no more future except for your service. Speak and we will obey. RENART: My, My. Thîs îs A kînd ôf dAncê Î côûld êâsîly lêAd. Hêâr My dêsîgn, thên... RENART: Yôû wîll ênslAvê thîs wôrld. JENNY: My lord?
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 25, 2023 17:13:29 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE - GRANDIOSE DREAMS
MSPFA VERSION RENART: Yôû wîll sûbjûgAtê All thê CôncôMîtants. SlAûghtêr thê ônês whô rêsîst. My plAns ônly tôlêrAtê gôôd sêrvAnts. RENART: Î wîll pût thêM tô ûsê... My schêMês Arê côlôssAl. A Môb-grîndîng tôwêr, An AûtôMAtêd prôdûctîôn ôf MêrchAnt gôôds, MôûntAîns ôf fôôd... RENART: Wê wîll rêstrAîn thê sêrvAnts în bôxês tô pût thêM tô lAbôûr nîght And dAy. Nô nêêd fôr bêds, tôîlêts. ÊAch wîll hAvê A hûMblê wôrkbênch, A lôôM, A grîndstônê ôr -JENNY: My lord... XAL: Benefactor, your humour is singular, but I am afraid we are not the kind to easily appreciate. Or maybe it is a kind of satire?
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 27, 2023 5:12:55 GMT
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 29, 2023 2:03:02 GMT
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 29, 2023 15:24:36 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE - KILLING SWITCH, 2
MSPFA VERSIONSectra: Open fifth memo. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ unkemptParamour [UP] opened memo ' EMERGENCY no deviation please' on board TEAM ALABASTER. undesiredRecollection [UR] joined memo. martialPuppeteer [MP] joined memo. UP: STOP THEM!unsettlingMerchant [UM] joined memo. UP: PLEASE STOP THEM!psychedeliciousRefreshments [PR] joined memo. UP: DO E♥ERYTHING YOU C♠N TO STOP THEM!UM: My, My. WhAt sêêMs tô bê thê MAttêr? MP: Could we have ONE memo which will noҐ resulҐ in decades o╙ Ґherapy?UR: don't worry lov≠ly. i-t will b≠ th≠ last on≠.PR: A most tragyc confessyon must be made: thys ys not the tyme for yntroductyons. Rather, my clav-vs are fyrmly anchored yn the task at hand, the completyon of my part of the Revolutyon quest.UP: There will be no quest ♠chie♥ement if you don't listen, B♠tty!
UP: They want to doom us ♠ll!MP: Argh, déjà vu.UM: Wê dêfînîtêly nêêd tô stôp rêûnîtîng lîkê thîs.==-> PR: Are v-ve yn the presence of our preordayned comrade? UR: i a-m th≠ last pupp≠t. i a-m th≠ final nail. PR: Yn v-vhat predycament are thou tyyng fortunes? UP: They refuse to pl♠y!UM: And why sô dîstrêssêd? MP: I╙ Ґhe ╙i╙Ґh Player does noҐ play, we will Ґip over Ґhe Alpha Ґimeline. A new branch will be born, a cursed Ґimeline. UM: Ah.MP: Yeah.
MP: Ґhis Ґime, we're all going Ґo ҐoasҐ.UR: and you cannot chang≠ i-t. b-y m-y word you will p≠rish... MP: Why are you doing Ґhis?UR: pur≠ sadistic pl≠asur≠ r≠ally.
UR: th≠r≠'s nothing mor≠ t-o i-t.Renart: Break down. This. This cannot be. You are on the verge of divinity! ==->  UM: WhAt cAn wê ôffêr yôû tô chAngê yôûr bêhAvîôr? UR: nothing. i'v≠ b≠≠n gift≠d a-n ≠ntir≠ univ≠rs≠ to cond≠mn. how could i NOT d-o i-t?
UR: th≠ gam≠ its≠lf s≠≠m≠d d≠adly ≠nough, but this i-s much b≠tt≠r.
UR: piquant.UM: WhAt Arê yôû dôîng, yôû fôôl, îgnôrAMûs? Yôû côûld bêcôMê A dêîty! Yôû shAll rêîgn ôn A whôlê nêw côsMôs!UR: ... i-t would b≠ int≠r≠sting t-o tortur≠ ≠ntir≠ n≠w sp≠ci≠s...
UR: but what about m-y own pain? i d≠sir≠ i-t t-o ≠nd.
UR: what finish mor≠ sup≠rb than taking all of r≠ality with m≠?
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 29, 2023 20:08:33 GMT
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Post by cauchemar on Oct 31, 2023 1:19:58 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE - KILLING SWITCH, 4
MSPFA VERSION==->  PR: So thys ys the artery thy steps v-vent astray yn?
PR: Very v-vell, ruffyan. UP: Why... This is so horrible...
UP: It's too stupid. I don't w♠nt things to end like this.UR: i d-o tast≠ your t≠ars. UM: Yôû wîll cêAsê thîs chîldîsh bêhAvîôr îMMêdîAtêly. UR: b≠g. UM: Bêg yôûr pArdôn? UR: b≠g o-f m≠. all o-f you b≠g of m≠, and mayb≠ i will consid≠r changing m-y mind and participating. UP: Ple♠se! Don't do this to us!UM: Hôw lôw wôûld yôû wAnt ûs tô knêêl êxActly? MP: NoҐhing will do. Ґhey don'Ґ inҐend Ґo change Ґheir mind.
MP: I won'Ґ plead ╙or my li╙e. UR: t-o kn≠≠l i-s not ≠nough.
UR: i want you all t-o lay o-n your stomachs. right now.PR: Hush.==->  UR: what did you say?PR: Hush.UR: what did you dar≠ t-o say?PR: Y knov-v thy kynd, canker. Here ys v-vhat v-vyll happen. UP: B♠t don't m♠ke them ♠ngry!PR: Thou v-vyll obey.UR: no.PR: Thou v-vyll do the tutoryal.
PR: Thou v-vyll enter the game.
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Post by cauchemar on Nov 9, 2023 2:19:36 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE: KILLING SWITCH, THE END==->  PR: V-Vhy, v-vyll thou ask?
PR: Because Y v-vyll BREAK thee.
PR: Y v-vyll fynd thee, my dear. Y v-vyll entyrely destroy thy mynd and body. Y v-vyll bend thee to my v-vyll.
PR: Thou shall be but a toy betv-veen my cruel hands.
PR: Las! Do thou really thynk thou knov-v all sufferyng?
UR: ok but you do r≠aliz≠ that is mor≠ inc≠ntiv≠.
PR: Thou are mystaken.
PR: Thys v-vyll not be revenge for thy v-veak hope of ymagynary defectyon.
PR: Thys v-vyll be v-vhat happens v-vhen thou enter our game.
PR: Y shall feed on thee as on the flymsyest prey. ==->  PR: Go on, then, precypytate us all yn the abysmal end.
PR: V-Vhat are thou v-vaytyng for? ==->  PR: Go on, puppet. ==->  PR: Thou can't. Thou are nov-v entranced.
PR: And therefore knov-v me for thy ryghtful mystress.
UR: i ==->  UR: i will play th≠ gam≠.
undesiredRecollection [UR] ceased responding to memo.
UM: Hôw... Hôw dîd yôû ManAgê thîs ônê côntrîvAncê?
UM: ThAt wAs ÎNCRÊDÎBLÊ.
UP: Wh♠t the fuck did you do?
UP: Wh♠t the hell*
MP: IҐ was masҐer╙ul.
PR: My ancyent v-vysdom extends over more than one fyeld. ==->  PR: Our new comrade's essence appeared lympyd to me.
UM: By All pôssîblê hêlls, clArîfy yôûr thînkîng!
PR: Yt was pretty obvyous thys Sallye ys a sv-vytch.
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Post by cauchemar on Nov 10, 2023 3:01:48 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE: RENART AZEBAN WILL WIN THE GAMERenart: Sigh in relief.  ==->  This entire ordeal was too close to your taste. You have to remember that even though you are fated to win, you remain one unpredicted choice away from an offshoot timeline. ==->  Renart Azeban will win the game. There will always remain a Renart Azeban who will win the game. It is written in the stars that Renart Azeban will overcome death itself. But you have no guarantee you will stay on his path. In case of absurd behavior contradicting the events to come, the flow of time will diverge, split you into a winning champion and a living failure. You do not want to be the living failure.
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Post by cauchemar on Nov 12, 2023 6:15:48 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE: A NEW LEADER, 1Deputies: Patrol.  Batori: Act further.  PR: Nov-v that our entyre trayn remayns on the orygynal lyne, completely past that set of deplorable poynts, v-ve can sort the v-vagons. UM: And wôûld yôû thên bêcôMê ôûr nêw lôcôMôtîvê? PR: V-Vhyle the proposytyon ys touchyng... Thou v-vyll have ample opportunytyes to slyp behynd me. [; )UM: Glrrrrhgh.UP: Gl'bgolyb? Re♠lly?
UP: Not my first choice of chief! =XDɸɸɸUM: Nô, dê fActô Î wAs sAyîng...
UM: Fôrgêt ît. MP: We do need a leader, Ґhough.
MP: We are clearly lacking vigorous direcҐion. UP: Do we, though?
UP: Sometimes I wonder...==->  UM: Qûîtê thê blêAk qûAndAry thîs chôîcê MêAns AlrêAdy.
UM: Bôth VAMûîn And Crôssôvêr wêrê sûpêrb êMînêncês. Î MAy hAvê dôûbtêd bôth bût thêy wêrê qûAlîfîêd.
UM: Wôûld yôû lêAd ûs, My lôvê? UP: I'm... not sure! It's ♠ lot of responsibilities!
UP: ♠nd look ♠t wh♠t I did! I recruited S♠llie ♠nd they ♠re impossible! PR: The choyce v-vas never thy. V-Ve v-vere all engendered to endure thys travel.
PR: Thou underestymate thyself, my dear double vyrgyn. Thou have abylytyes. Thou survyved a collapsyng troll megalopolys... UP: Not ♠lone! I h♠d help!PR: Vamuyn told me one tyme thou are quyte athletyc. Dystracted, but robust. Those v-vere hys exact v-vords. MP: Your choice is good, diamonds, buҐ Ґhere are oҐher ones. UP: True!
UP: We c♠n choose B♠tori!
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cauchemar
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Post by cauchemar on Nov 13, 2023 9:11:52 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE: A NEW LEADER, 2==->  MP: ҐhaҐ's righҐ. DespiҐe my naҐural reservatҐions given recenҐ revelatҐons... We all saw you schooling Ґhis all-new recruiҐ. We all saw you ╙ighҐing. We beaҐ a ResidenҐ ҐogeҐher. And wiҐh RhapsodisҐ gone, you are Ґhe only God Ґier remaining in Ґhe game. PR: Such thoughtful blandyshment ys most apprecyated, but yt v-vyll not succeed. My very celestyal nature v-vould lead us to hubrys. V-Ve need one fayr v-varryor v-vhose legs touch the ground.
PR: Furthermore...
PR: "Natural reservatyons". Thou have a v-vay v-vyth v-vords.
PR: Y knov-v thou don't trust me. Y v-vould not guyde a troll v-vho doubt theyr ov-vn moyrayl. MP: Are you sure?PR: Those are my fynal v-vords.MP: Ґhen I voҐe Azeban. UM: AM Î ôbsêrvîng A MôdîfîcAtîôn ôf yôûr prêvîôûs pôsîtîôns? MP: I may have lacked ҐrusҐ buҐ we boҐh made bad choices.
MP: And you're noҐ Ґhe one here who Ґried Ґo Ґhrow me ouҐ. PR: ...UP: Gin! Be nice!MP: Sorry.
MP: BuҐ I am a soldier, I wanҐ an o╙╙icer.==->  PR: Our optyons are many.MP: NoҐ so much, no. As you said, iҐ would be complicaҐed Ґo have you leading me.PR: Nor do Y wysh the crov-vn.MP: So iҐ leaves Sallie, Sec-Sec, Renny. UM: Why nôt yôûrsêlf, thôûgh? MP: I Ґrained ╙or in╙anҐry. You're Ґhe one who spenҐ your enҐire li╙e sҐudying Ґhe leading classes.
MP: Now leҐ's proceed by eliminaҐion. PR: Such choyce of v-vords ys most questyonable yn our states of affayrs. MP: SecҐra is hesiҐanҐ. Sallie is ouҐ o╙ Ґhe quesҐion.
MP: IҐ leaves only Ґhe Red. UP: Ren is ♠ good ide♠! = ɸɸɸ==->  PR: V-Vhyle Y entyrely entrust the Artysan, thys nev-v development rayses a lot of questyons. MP: Please, BaҐori.
MP: You almosҐ killed me. Please make Ґhe righҐ choice now. PR: Thy vehement parlance ys venom to my ears. Stryke, cruel destyny and fyssure of the gem. Stryke, justyce from the deep and thunder of angels. V-Vhyle v-ve endure the squall and must steer at the v-vynd, v-vould thou yn any case start harvestyng some fayth? UM: WhAt kînd ôf MêtAphôr Arê wê spînnîng AgAîn? PR: Yet Y do consyder the board layd before me and Y can dystynguysh pertynence yn some speeches.
PR: My pryzed Artysan. The honour shall be thy.
PR: Lead us through the skyrmyshes. Guyde us ynto the storm.Renart: Think.  The world seems to conspire to bring you to grandeur. Maybe it's ample time you stop pulling the strings from behind the proverbial curtain. You have it in your blood. You are nobility. And with this helpful role, you will keep them on track. Renart: Accept.  UM: Îf nêcêssîty cAlls, ît wîll bê My hônôûr. UP: Y♠Y!PR: Thou can nov-v demonstrate all of thy qualytyes. MP: Ґhanks. Now Ґo our nexҐ missions. UM: Hêrîtôr, yôû shAll rêMAîn ôn yôûr Têrrîtôry, tô kêêp fôrtîyîng. MP: GoҐcha.UM: SêctrA, yôû nêêd tô Assîst SAllîê în êntêrîng thê gAMê...
UP: On it!Sallie & Sectra: Start tutorial.  UP: Hey nice! You ♠re finished with the lo♠ding! UR: grumbl≠.UP: Oh don't be so sour! It's for your own good!
UP: We ♠re the ones with the right to be ♠ngry, you know? UR: o-k w≠ ar≠ conn≠ct≠d now. UP: Nice!
UP: Let's see wh♠t we c♠n get from the M♠chineriel Ephemeris!
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Post by cauchemar on Nov 14, 2023 11:08:55 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE: BE MY GUEST==->  UP: Ok♠y, first we h♠♥e this big pedest♠l thing? UR: do≠s not app≠ar i-n th≠ guid≠. UP: Th♠umifice Substr♠tum?UR: o-h y≠ah i-t looks bigg≠r than vamuin's vanity. UP: I could put it on the roof of your hi♥e m♠ybe?
UP: ♠ctu♠lly, wh♠t if I put ♠LL of the m♠chines there? Let's stre♠mline ♠ little! UR: b≠ m-y gu≠st.UP: More like your Ser♥er Pl♠yer!
UP: Hehe!==->  UP: You seem j♠ded, S♠llie...UR: i don't know what i want.
UR: l≠aving, not l≠aving, living, killing, dying. UP: You m♠y be depressed! Be c♠reful S♠llie! UR: i can alr≠ady t≠ll you'r≠ th≠ p≠rc≠ptiv≠ kind. ==->  UR: and you ar≠ also on≠ with ros≠-taint≠d glass≠s. UP: Silly! I ♠m not Terezi!UR: t≠r≠-who?UP: Oh, she's ♠ Twel♥ie! She's strong, ♠nd ♥ery wise! ♠ true inspir♠tion fo me! Once ♠ time she...
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Post by cauchemar on Nov 15, 2023 12:54:55 GMT
ALABASTER UPDATE: DEATH COMES AS THE ENDRenart: Keep ordering.  UM: ÊnchAntrêss, yôû nêêd tô côMplêtê yôûr pArt ôf thê Rêvôlûtîôn ôf PêrpêtûAtîôn.PR: Yt ys dyffycult, dear. Y needed to clean everythyng around these four-v-vheeled vehycles. Theyr pov-verful headlyghts must shyne unhyndered...Sectra: Keep on talking.  UP: ♠nd th♠t's the thing! K♠rk♠t doesn't e♥en re♠lize his feelings for Equius! Of course there's ♠lso his blooming sp♠des rel♠tionship with Feferi... UR: i don't car≠ about any o-f th≠s≠ kids.UP: Oh no! I didn't expl♠in enough? ==->  UR: wh≠n will i start playing.UP: Right! You need ♠n Imper♠ssenti♠ Billet!
UP: Meteors ♠re still f♠lling. We don't w♠nt you dying!==->  UR: ≠v≠n if i ≠nd up dying.
UR: is that big of a d≠al?
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Post by cauchemar on Mar 4, 2024 10:23:04 GMT
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