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Post by Curris on Sept 3, 2017 19:40:21 GMT
Vanc >> Read papers hidden below apple. Abby >> Find Vanc again, he seems to have wandered off. Start into your introductory speech again. You forgot you already told him that.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Sept 17, 2017 11:51:34 GMT
Vanc >> Read papers hidden below apple. Abby >> Find Vanc again, he seems to have wandered off. Start into your introductory speech again. You forgot you already told him that.> Vanc >>] Pick up and read the piece of paper
Whatever this is, it still interests you. Let's read it!
If it is note, that is, for all we know it's a sheet of metal or something of the kind.
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It's blank...
Atleast it's a piece of paper, THAT guess wasn't too far off.
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Nice job, game, we all noticed that.
> Vanc >>] Flip the piece of paper around to see if anything is behind it
Good thing your friends aren't here. They would've have seen the disappointment of which is what you are right now to them if you...
Fuck that was badly worded.
Let's just say that you are disappointment because you THOUGHT it was gonna be something cool. A cool prize or achievement. But who knows! All you know is that you're disappointed right now that this is a blank sheet of paper.
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Woah, woah, woah!
The fuck?
The game started glitching out and then stopped responding. Did something started loading up or something? It's probably something about that game or something else and you might just be overreacting about this.
Do something about it
You started pressing around hoping for the error prompt to actually appear. No luck. You would open Task Manager but maybe you'll wait it out for a bit. Before actually opening it. If this dang game actually crashes, who knows when did you actually saved? All you know is that the game uses an Autosave feature and that you can't manually save for some reason. You didn't try to manually save to see if you can.
One note after another!
You should actually ask your friends about the game soon. Some tips and trick, instead of actually trying to learn this yourself. You realized that your entire time playing this game, you only encountered ONE help prompt. This is rather debilitating, this specific game must be broken somehow. What else is the explanation to this? This is just the first level, why aren't you getting any real instructions about how to properly proceed with the plot!
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Post by Curris on Sept 17, 2017 17:46:42 GMT
Player --> Go get a snack. Stretch your legs and focus. Give the game time to respond. Maybe pester your friends for tips about it. You can tell them your first impression.
Vanc --> What's your perception of the "game" being frozen?
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Sept 22, 2017 6:57:18 GMT
Player --> Go get a snack. Stretch your legs and focus. Give the game time to respond. Maybe pester your friends for tips about it. You can tell them your first impression. Whilst making the slides, I forgot the rest of these, I am probably gonna do these tomorrow or later. Yeah maybe later.Vanc --> What's your perception of the "game" being frozen?Not yet >>>
Fucking hell, you could probably do a 10 minute rant waiting for this thing to actually load. You so wish that the game doesn't crash or maybe even break from atleast 40 minutes of just moving around the first and second areas of the game. Who knows how many areas you may go through... and if every few area change causes this... who knows how long this game is gonna be!
Argh, you waited for so long just to download this game... and it's gonna crash just like that?! And you'll probably lose a lot of progress in the game. Or even worse, lose all of it! If that error prompt ever comes on you are gonna pirouette the fuck out of this room, into the streets and probably die of a car crash! The best case scenario right now is that you would probably die of old age waiting for this.
Dying of a car crash would be instantaneous but you'd rather die naturally than to die out of stupidity.
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This is just torture...
Who the fuck is this asshole?
Yes, so get on with the introduction already.
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Introduction
Your name is Kurt Drew and you WERE playing a game called The Four Shards of Space. But the game decided to fuck up and now the only thing you can do right now is wait until it responds. Before that, however, you were searching around steam for games made by your favorite Creator. You saw this game that came out atleast a few months ago. You punched yourself for not being able to play this when it first came out.
You interests is playing games and over analyzing them. You are a pretty proud theorist, as they call it, but you don't show it. To you, it's a job that must be taken seriously. That's a false statement actually but you like thinking, like a motto that you never follow.
What will you do now?
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Post by exec on Sept 22, 2017 7:24:33 GMT
Kurt: Wonder where your desk chair went.
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Post by Curris on Sept 22, 2017 17:27:49 GMT
Clearly, makeout with Pyrope Poster. Or at least imitate her snappy pose. She really is your spirit guide, isn't she?
Go get some fresh air.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Sept 23, 2017 13:38:56 GMT
Kurt: Wonder where your desk chair went. Kurt: Wonder where your Desk Chair went
Oh it's no question where did your Desk Chair went, you know EXACTLY who took your chair again.
Your big sister...
You and your big sister always have an enormous sibling rivalry, bigger than the entire universe itself. How it started was a vague event. But you remember that when you reached the age of 10, she started playing jelly related pranks on you. From flinging jelly at you with a spoon during breakfast to putting a jelly-filled bucket on the top of your room. After each and every prank, she plays innocent as if you don't expect anything. You know better.
You absolutely hate her and her pranky ways. Just thinking about her makes your heart pound.
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That came out wrong. Let's forget that you just thought of that.
Kurt: Is that Latula Pyrope?
Latula Pyrope? Oh! Your Redglare Poster.
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You have no idea who Latula Pyrope is. This character in the poster though is Redglare, her character/mascot specifically. She is a Music Artist that partners with your Favorite Game Developer/Story Writer. Some people say that the two go way back from their teenage years. You don't have the patience to do any research and you don't wanna go and search about their private life. You're not a over obsessed fan!
Scratch that, you are. But who cares anyways? There are a lot more brutal fans out there and comparing you to them would just make you look like a functional human being of society. And that must be saying something! At least you know that there's a line that shouldn't be crossed.
This specific poster though isn't on sale on the market place, as so you've heard. This one is made by your friend, Jay, he is a fan of the Magistra, another one of Redglare's friends, and seeks to make good art one day. He made this for you and sent this on your 12th birthday and you loved it to bits. He is such a nice and wonderful friend compared to the other friend you have. You wish to get him something in return one day. Something to tell him that you really appreciate what he has done for you. Clearly, makeout with Pyrope Poster. Or at least imitate her snappy pose. She really is your spirit guide, isn't she? Go get some fresh air. I am infact noting these down for future panels, unless something happens that turns away to the possibility of me using these soonKurt: Make out with the poster
NO! That's just wrong! Why would you desecrate this wonderful poster of your favorite music idol?
You gave the poster a Nod of Appreciation to her and her work. She doesn't make alot of good music but the fact that she still strives just to work with your favorite Game Developer/Story Writer (You seriously need to learn her name) really makes her your favorite.
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You started making out with the poster. Who are you kidding?! You love her so much! Her music, her attitude, her mascot, everything about her! You would wait for that one day that you'll finally meet her! Finally meet THE Redglare, the girl of your dreams! Who cares if your too young and she's probably in her late 20s, 40s, 60s, you still love her anyway! You so want to meet her so badly!
You spent roughly 2 minutes kissing your poster.
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You jumped from the loud notification sound that came out of your Monitor's Built in Speakers.
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Oh, it's ShitFriend and someone is shitting on your right now. Whoever this is will pay for interrupting your time with your Poster!
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Post by Curris on Sept 23, 2017 23:23:13 GMT
May as well respond to ShitFriend. You hate when crap piles up.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Oct 2, 2017 10:56:31 GMT
May as well respond to ShitFriend. You hate when crap piles up. Kurt: Don't waste time and go and talk to your Friend
You went down off your bed and went infront of your comp. You know exactly who is shitting on you right now. How do you know? You set up your notification to that so that everytime she comes and shits on you, you'll be prepared. You always take the pillow that is on the floor behind your monitor and put it under your right arm everytime.
Man, you really hate it when shit piles up.
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Get it?
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You guess that you are starting to get hungry and that you really have to get some snacks to wait this shit out. But that would mean that you'll have to confront your sister. Ugh... you guess you have no choice. After talking to her, you'll be going into the battlezone of her wicked palace.
Well yours also cause this is also your house.
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Just a little bit and then...
It's time for you to deal with the one and only Jackie "Gamer" Pennington, or Jack as you call her.
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The dang game is still not responding. Ugh. How long are you seriously gonna have to wait for this shit. Sigh, let us not digress. We still have to deal with her.
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As the game minimizes, the screen is greeted by a wonderful wallpaper of black and blue. The icons on the desktop consists of the following:
Hades, your internet browser. My Computer, everyone has this so you don't need to explain what the fuck this is. OceanFalls, a game about a lost kid.. Problem Sleuth, a game about some random-ass sleuth locked in his room. You can relate to this guy sometimes. Recycle Bin, of course. Shitfriend another big of course. And then the one and only The Four Shards of Space.
ShitFriend is opened up with the one and only name flashing in it that you despite. Looks like Jay's Idle right now but that's not the point. The point is, Jack's online and you have to deal with her and get your snacks already.
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Time to deal with this bitch.
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Post by Curris on Oct 2, 2017 20:37:16 GMT
I wonder what KL is up to. Let's be that lass.
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Post by cealvan on Oct 3, 2017 20:07:19 GMT
>get some snacks
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Oct 31, 2017 8:40:33 GMT
carcinodesFect: Apologize.
SORRY, so many thing happened IRL that I forgot to update TFSOS for 4 weeks! ARGH Hopefully I can get to update this more now. >3< I wonder what KL is up to. Let's be that lass. Be Jack
You become Jack? No you didn't. You became this girl! You are definitely not Jack cause Jack is a boys name and you are not a boy. Jackie is your actual nickname but Kurt uses "Jack" just to spite you.
So what are you doing? Well you are using your PC right now! Man, you are really excited to know that Kurt is playing The Four Shards of Space! Why? It's obvious why! You can brag and tell him stories and everything about the game once he finishes it! Who knows, his game might be special and you can be the reason why his game will be the most well-known games in the community!
LOL as if that will happen. One can dream right? Though maybe he would actually be grateful for your help. Hehehe!
Check on Jay
You are definitely doing that! You know so well that Jay will probably do the same if he were in your shoes. Who wouldn't be excited that the only person in your group that isn't a d̶͟ed́͘i͞c̢̛a͜͡t͢e̕d͘ ͢ņ̕҉e̴t̶͜i̴͜ze̛̕n ͞l͟i͡ke̛ ͟y̢͝o̕u̴̶ ̵͠t́͘w̸͟͢o͘͡ st̵͢a҉rt͏ ̴joi̡͟n̢͘͠i̡̡̧n̛͘͘g̡ ̀̕i̧n͘ ̨͡͠w͜it̷̨̧h̵̕ ͡҉b͡͠ò͟͟t̕͟͡h̕ ͟͠ó̡f ͠yo͟͠u̷̧̡r̵̀͠ ̴̷b̶u̕l̸l̶̛shit͘?̡́̕ I͏̀t̢̛͞'l̴̸l͝ ̶͡b̢͢é̢ ̛͢͡f̛҉u̵͘͟n̴ ̛̀͠an͏̢d̵̶ ̀yò͜u ̷͝kn̛͜ớw͟͟͠ ̷̨͢i͜t̶.
Help
ACCESS DENIED
You have done wonderfully thus far. But we have some more important manners to go through. The main plot can wait, if you don't mind. I will be taking the shots but not for too long. Only enough for me to get the information that I want.
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Silence, just dark deep silence. Where are we you may ask? We are in the Creatrix's Office. Where all of the ideas are made and filtered out. Whatever is proposed are all judged by the one true Creatrix. This is the room only a few dares to go into.
Hahaha
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Oh a visitor? What is the reason for their arrival? Let us take a look now, shall we?
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D͝#̶̛̕mń͜, Creatrix.
You're alot smarter than I̶̡ ́͢t̡ho#̵̢͝ģht.
What can I s̛͘#̀# for the one and only S̨̛#̡̕e̛͝r̀ ͘#͜#́ ̴L̨#̨g͟͜#͏t́.
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ACCESS REGRANTED
Hehehe. No matter, I got what I needed.
You may continue with the main plot.
But expect to see me again.
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This is it, you are finally going out to the Warzone of Jelly. Nothing ever came back unjellied. Well say for everyone who isn't targetted by your sister but who cares. This time you are well prepared with everything you need.
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Goodluck out there partner.
Remember yourself.
Don't forget your promise.
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Okay you are really losing your mind. Just go out already.
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Post by cealvan on Oct 31, 2017 17:37:04 GMT
Camra==> follow Kurt, so we can guide him through the process of getting a snack.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Nov 1, 2017 16:55:14 GMT
Camra==> follow Kurt, so we can guide him through the process of getting a snack. Follow Kurt
OUT OF BOUNDS
Sadly, you are not gonna be seeing him for a bit. He'll be doing his own thing with that pathetic excuse he calls a sister. You should do the same.
He isn't the main character after all.
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He'll be completely fine without you.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Nov 3, 2017 13:48:41 GMT
Check on Vanc's Stature
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Someone's sleeping, care to wake him up?
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Post by msrmfan1 on Nov 9, 2017 22:09:43 GMT
>wake up kid!
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Nov 29, 2017 13:24:32 GMT
Wake Up
You woke up frantically, finally back in the real world.
Or so you thought at first...
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You looked around what seems to be nothing but darkness. What is this place? Where am I? Those are your first two question that came into your mind. And then you remembered...
"Abby? Are you there?" calling out to the only person you knew.
No response
No one at this particular moment is with you. The only company you have is your voice...
...and other voices.
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The voices that guided you up to this point are loud. Loud and demanding... The orders are all jumbled up, mixed up together. You can't decipher anything that is being told to you.
What are they saying?
They used to be quiet, near silence. Anything they said were easy to follow. Why are they like this?
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"Shut up already!" you shouted...
They won't stop. Why won't they stop? Why can't they see that you're in pain right now? Your head is throbbing. You can't process all of this.
"Please stop!" You called out to them hoping they would stop.
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The voices were silenced...
Nothing but earie silence. As if they realized the pain they are inflicting on you. The pain subsided but you are left with nothing but dread.
Dead silence...
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"Stand up, Heir." The voices asked but quiter and colder "Stand up, Heir." it repeated.
You did so but not before feeling a cold presense
"Walk" They asked.
You followed what they asked and started walking in no particular direction. You feel as if you need to follow them.
You kept walking and walking with nothing but darkness around.
The voices were silent throughout the entire walk and it was unnatural for them. But you don't want to break the silence. It felt like they aren't the same ones you woke up to.
Why are you here?
What do they have to do with this?
You just kept walking and walking wishing for an answer that you'll probably never get.
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As the minutes pass, the world grew darker. You start losing a sense of presense. Growing numb each step you take. You kept walking either way, hoping to find something in this pure darkness.
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This is really disconcerting.
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Post by cealvan on Nov 29, 2017 15:25:15 GMT
>maybe try a wake-up slap?
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Post by ezra on Nov 30, 2017 0:43:19 GMT
Try a more firm wakeup pap.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Nov 30, 2017 3:09:37 GMT
Wakeup Bitchslap.
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Dec 2, 2017 8:37:33 GMT
Try a more firm wakeup pap. Try a MORE FIRM WAKE UP PAT
You could do that. But your x1 GENTLE WAKE UP PAT? is just borderline slapping him. You doubt a x1 MORE FIRM WAKE UP PAT could do anymore good. >maybe try a wake-up slap? Try a WAKE UP BITCH SLAP
What kind of word is BITCH? You doubt you ever had heard a word like BITCH. Sure you heard about DITCH or HITCH. Is that what the word mean?
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Why would you even thought of that? Why would you go and try to wake up a newcomer from unconsciousness with physical violence and ditch 'em if it fails? That's just cruel! Dean would kill you if he finds out that you ditched a newcomer.
If only you actually prepared for this kind of situation...
Anything that you could do to pass the time?
You could finish your introduction for when you meet the Skaian god of this land! It would probably take a while and you don't even have a pen to write with... You could just try to do a mind-impromptu introduction!
Mind-impromptu introduction
Your name is Abigail Franklin and you WERE guiding a newcomer. But then some events that you hadn't anticipated happened, and now you and your new friend is in this situation. Before any of that, however, you were anticipating an arrival of the gods and a hero. It was one of your greatest interests to hear the voices that will guide our hero to this wonderful journey through the lands of SBURB! A journey you wish to participate in
Your interests involve WRITING, FLUTE and also SQUIDS! Those slimey creatures are just sooo cute that you couldn't stop giggling and hug one if you have the chance to! Sure, octopedes can change color and cuttlefishes are just as cute... BUT SQUIDS! Your favorite TV Show involves 6 squidlets and their misadventures through the Land of Aqualine. With their power of Cuddles and Giggles, they will save the Aqualine by acquiring 4 gems of friendship before the evil Bad Squid acquires them first!
Woops, it looks like you were spoiling too much, hehehe. You wonder if they ever finished the show.
You don't think you have anything to add now.
So what will you do now?
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Dec 3, 2017 21:44:16 GMT
Don't go full Jade, you'll regret it...
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Post by carcinodesFecit on Dec 6, 2017 12:44:15 GMT
Don't go full Jade, you'll regret it... Don't go full Jade on us now
Going Full Jade? That's a weird statement...
Although it does remind you of someone. Your old housemaid back when you were around 6 years old. She was such a good friend when you were alone at home. You aren't sure but you think that Jade is her name.
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Your memories of her are blurry. All that you know about her is that you had fun with her alot before The Final Judgement.
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Post by Light/Dark on Dec 7, 2017 0:13:41 GMT
The Final Judgement will come from Yue.
Yes, I'm being random!
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Post by Curris on Dec 18, 2017 0:34:44 GMT
Go splash some water on the newcomer.
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