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Post by Sp00kyrex on Jun 21, 2017 0:48:32 GMT
>Look for clothes.
 What?
Clothes?
You mean you can stop being naked, and by extension spare any readers the further discomfort of having to look at you naked? REALLY?!
You begin looking immediately. >Look for a patch of loose dirt You're having a bit of trouble doing that.
Evidently you hid them P R E T T Y well before you lost all memory of your supposed past life.
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Damn.
You are too good of a thing stasher for your own well-being. >Keep looking. Oh believe you, you're trying, you really are.
Maybe its under that gravel over there? Hrm. Nope not there.
Ah gravel, a substance that, on any other day, would have you urinating in glee. The stuff's value is unquantifiable. You don't doubt that wars would be fought over the stuff. Think of all the technological marvels that could be wrought forth if you could possess fields of it! The prospect is tantalizing, even if unattainable. No man could possess that much gravel. That realization puts a stop to your fantasies, wonderous as they were.
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Wait what were you doing? Oh right the clothes. >Uh... What is that? What?
You mean that rock? Or maybe that bush?
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That other rock?
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This is unbelievably stupid. You think you may have been pranked. >Be startled. What? Why would you be-
FUCK >Enter battle. You are now engaged in a CONTEST.
Essentially how this goes is you take turns kicking each other's shins until one of you falls over.
Good luck. >That UI is too edgy to take seriously. It looks like a 12 year old from Deviant-art drew it. Also this seems to be a pretty badly thought out system. Ok wow fine. That isn't even a command but ok.
The UI has been upgraded to a less edgy JURASSIC theme.
In addition, the shin-kicking has been been revamped to be less obviously shin-kicking. Shin-kicking 2.0 if you will. So good you can't even tell they're kicking each other's shins.
But they are.
You both have attacks like a traditional RPG, but it is up to you to suggest them. |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 21, 2017 1:14:53 GMT
>Burn its shins with the fire
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Post by Sp00kyrex on Jun 21, 2017 1:16:25 GMT
>Equip SLIGHTLY-WORN CAP. Alright, you're the boss.
You equip the SLIGHTLY-WORN CAP.
The defense it will provide will likely be small but significant. >Ditch the UGLY HAT.Alright, you're the boss.
You DITCH the UGLY HAT.
And by ditch, you of course mean place carefully in your backpack. Strides are being made here, and you know it. |
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Post by ten 11 on Jun 21, 2017 9:48:55 GMT
>Take the Jurassic-Park font "T" off the UI and stap the T-rex in the eye with it.
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Post by absol on Jun 21, 2017 23:36:44 GMT
>Kick its shins
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Post by Sp00kyrex on Jun 22, 2017 5:10:39 GMT
>Burn its shins with the fire. Unfortunately there seems to be a bit of a range issue.
The carnivore parries the attack with well worded threats, backed up by many, MANY teeth. >Carnivore: Attack. The predator uses its PRIMAL SCREECH attack!
It debuffs you with a -50% attack penalty!
You're looking to be in some pretty hot water right now, so its possible you may want to deal some damage fast before your opponent starts using attacks that actually deal damage. >Take the Jurassic-Park font "T" off the UI and stap the T-rex in the eye with it. You're looking to be breaking some pretty strict copyright laws if you just straight-up call that Jurassic Park font! Better to go with something more terminologically ambiguous like "Dino font," or "Prehistoric font," or "Jurassic font" to sate those blood-sucking lawyers.
Aside from that you aren't sure if you have the capacity to warp reality in the way that you desire to! Also that isn't a T.rex you think. T.rex didn't have horns did it? Nah its probably a Gorgosaurus or some random dinosaur you don't know about that has horns though. Not a Carnotaurus though, as cool as that would be to fight. No, Carnotaurus had a much more distinct skull structure as opposed to the one you're fighting right now. It's face was very blunt,
in a way that could be deemed visually strange in relation to other dinosaurs. Besides, Carnotaurus probably isn't native here anyways considering this is probably geographically somewhere in prehistoric North America as opposed to its indigenous environment of Argentina.
Wait what were you doing? Oh right the contest. >Kick its shins. It seems that pesky issue of range has come up yet again.
You don't think you'll be able to get close enough do any literal shin-kicking unless you're willing to lose approximately 63% of your body mass in the process. |
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Post by Anon on Jun 22, 2017 6:30:55 GMT
Use the dildo like a hammer
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Post by absol on Jun 22, 2017 12:01:47 GMT
Use the dildo like a hammer Whack its head! |
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Post by Sharkalien on Jun 22, 2017 19:09:42 GMT
>Throw a cylinder at its head as hard as you can
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Post by Camios on Jun 24, 2017 2:09:47 GMT
>Run around the tree, getting behind the creature. Once you have, hit it in the BACK OF THE SHIN!
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Post by Sp00kyrex on Jun 24, 2017 3:02:44 GMT
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Post by Camios on Jun 26, 2017 21:50:24 GMT
>Now use the broken, and now sharp, end of your dildo hammer to pierce it's eye! Go deep, and aim to take out it's most vital organ; the neural network of life's hub, the Brain!
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Post by Sp00kyrex on Jun 26, 2017 23:16:12 GMT
==> HUh wow.
That was a pretty straining move.
You guess its the dino's turn now, though.
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You pray for another painless attack. ==> ==> ... ==> You know...
You THINK the enemy should have attacked by now.
But it hasn't.
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So
Uh...
Yeah.
>Run around the tree, getting behind the creature. Once you have, hit it in the BACK OF THE SHIN! Ok it isn't your turn so you shouldn't really do that but you've been patiently waiting to get mauled for about 3 minutes and nothing has happened so yeah you're doing something.
You grab a piece of the BROKEN DILDO and proceed to mercilessly TAP THE SHIT OUT OF THE BACK OF THAT DINOSAUR'S SHIN.
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Uh. You THINK its the back of the shin at least. You aren't really sure. You aren't a botanist so this isn't exactly your field.
Oh well. At any rate you are pretty sure that this big lug is knocked-out so you'll chalk this down as a win in your book.
Shame you don't have a book to chalk this down in though.
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It's also a shame books don't use chalk.
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Darn.
>PROCEED TO DO VICTORY DANCE. You muster the most victorious dance you can will yourself to present.
It is terrible.
LEVEL-UP
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CAVEGUY
+32 Inspiration points gained!
+1 BLOODY GORGOSAUR TOOTH gained!
+1 UNCONSCIOUS GORGOSAUR gained (untamed)!
+5 Hat affinity gained!
+New passive skill gained: ADAM'S SHAME!
+New tier reached: UNI-BROW AFICIONADO!
You can now access the RESEARCH TREE!
EXP share has leveled up the Ornithomimid being tamed as well!
ORNITHOMIMID
+5% taming progress!
+12.5 Ugliness gained!
+23 Hungerocity gained!
+Still unconscious!
+New passive skill gained: CREATIONIST'S NIGHTMARE (ALSO EVERYTHING ELSE'S NIGHTMARE)
+New tier reached: UGGO MCGUFFIN! |
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jun 27, 2017 12:40:09 GMT
Check your research tree!
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Post by Sp00kyrex on Jun 28, 2017 0:50:04 GMT
>Proceed to eat deceased enemy! Ok like you said that dinosaur is not dead but asleep.
Additionally, you don't want to chance eating a still living animal and having it wake up in the process of being consumed alive. You can't imagine the situation would go over well with it, as hungry as you are. >Now use the broken, and now sharp, end of your dildo hammer to pierce it's eye! Go deep, and aim to take out it's most vital organ; the neural network of life's hub, the Brain! That is a really gruesome line of thinking and you aren't really sure if you could go through with it.
I mean, it would let you eat the warm carcass peacefully without fear of the slumbering tyrant awakening, but it would also be really gross.
You're talking about piercing an EYEBALL here.
Do you know what kind of jelly-like fluids are contained within? The gross and sticky kind that's what. You don't even really know where the brain is on this thing to be completely honest...
Ok well, you know the general area yeah, but you don't know exactly where the brain is or if you can even reach it. What if you just blind it in one eye and it wakes up? What then?
The thing's already lost a tooth so its probably gonna be pretty peeved when it wakes up, especially if it finds that it can't see out of one eye.
Heck on closer examination the ends of your splintered weapon aren't really all that sharp. The jagged bits are more like papery strips of torn bark. So really, any eye jabbing is gonna take extra effort to pull off and is more liable to spill eye jelly all over you.
Let it be said that you'll consider other less messy options before you resort to that one. You won't dismiss the possibility of going through with it, but you do wonder why you would be thinking of doing something like that... >Check your research tree! Moving on to a less gory topic you examine your RESEARCH TREE.
Here you can see your current number of inspiration points, already researched technologies and technologies you can potentially research.
You currently have researched:
-Combat basics
-Lighting the way
In order to research technologies, you must have the adequate number of inspiration points required and you must have the materials ready to prototype the item representative of the tier in question. Certain technologies have certain perquisites required before research, however. For example, in order to research "Ranged pursuits" you must have have "Stronger combat 1" researched in advance. Technologies you cannot yet research are grayed out and technologies that are red require a certain crafting station to research.
Current visible technologies are:
-Stronger combat 1 (15 pts)
-Better defenses 1 (15 pts)
-Ranged pursuits (20 pts)
-Making progress (and fire) (5 pts) |
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Post by absol on Jun 28, 2017 3:35:00 GMT
>Research the bow.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jun 28, 2017 11:06:39 GMT
>Making Progress and Ranged Pursuits!
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Post by Sp00kyrex on Jun 29, 2017 23:53:30 GMT
>Making Progress and Ranged Pursuits! You cannot research 'Ranged Pursuits' because you have not researched the prerequisite 'Stronger Combat!'
You can however research 'Making Progress' since the prior technologies have been researched. >Take the enemy's tooth and attach it to the end of a stick. Uh, would that fall under the prototype for 'Stronger Combat?'
You guess it could if you fashioned the tooth weapon in the shape of a knife... ==> Yeah why not.
Coolio bone shiv is a-go. >Wait do you even have enough wood to make the prototypes for this stuff? OF COURSE YOU HAVE WOOD!
You are in a FOREST.
You know what's in a forest right? Trees?
You know what trees are made of right?
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right? >Apply knowledge of trees in constructive manner. You use your knowledge in the most deconstructive way possible.
You gather enough tree bark using your INTENSE MAN-STRENGTH to build the prototypes for 'Stronger Combat' and 'Making Progress.' ==> In unlocking these technologies, you can now see that the following research options have revealed themselves:
-Good Eats (5 pts)
-Building Thicker (10 pts)
You now also have 12 Inspiration points left. |
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jun 30, 2017 2:08:51 GMT
Eh, might as well go for better defenses and Good Eats then. No use wasting time building when you're a man of action… and hunger.
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Jun 30, 2017 5:48:45 GMT
Look for possible sources of MEATS
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Post by Sp00kyrex on Jul 1, 2017 22:30:55 GMT
>Good eats! You must provide substance for your aching stomach! Once again you ponder the reality that stands before you.
You are hungry and without sustenance. You haven't eaten for what feels like days (really its more like 'a' day, but who's counting?) and you are liable to keel over if you do not locate some food to cook. You can't exactly research good eats without eats to make good!
That would be stupid, and clearly you are anything but. >Look for possible sources of MEATS. Well the butchering of still living animals is still on the table if you'll consider it.
Maybe there is other wildlife nearby to hunt? You've been assaulted by no less than three wild animals in the span of 24 hours so you're pretty sure there must be other animals nearby.
And you suppose you aren't technically limited to meat, but really where are you without some good old fashioned protein? You suppose if you have to, you'll try to eat some of the leafy greens nearby as a substitute for meaty deliciousness. You just hope you don't accidentally eat anything poisonous if it comes to that. You aren't a paleobiologist remember?
Oh hey look, on an unrelated note it seems the dinosaur you have spent grueling minutes taming has finally come close to being loyal to you and you alone! Truly your efforts have finally paid off in abundant, abundant dividends. >Watch the fruits of your labor unfold. ==> ==> ==> SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ==> NO THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU WANTED WHAT DID YOU
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ==>
 YOU DID NOTHING WHY ARE YOU BEING PUNISHED?!?! WHAT COULD YOU HAVE DONE TO DESERVE THIS?  YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON WHY WOULD GOD PUNISH YOU LIKE THIS WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!??! YOU DID LITERALLY NOTHING BUT STAND HERE WHY THE FUCK IS IT SCREAMING YOU ARE INNOCENT AS CAN BE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING TO ATTRACT THE UNIVERSE'S IRE WHY ARE YOU BEING VERBALLY ASSAULTED IN THIS WAY?!?!? SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP PLEASE OH PLEASE WHY??? WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT ARE YOUR DEMANDS? DO YOU WANT MONEY? POWER? POLITICAL INFLUENCE? I HAVE INVENTED NONE OF THESE THINGS WHY WOULD YOU ASK FOR THIS? OK MAYBE YOU AREN'T ASKING FOR THESE THINGS CONSIDERING YOU ARE SCREECHING WITH ONE SINGLE BREATH AND HAVE NOT STOPPED. WHAT ELSE COULD YOU WANT? FOOD? I FED YOU ALREADY YOU INGRATE. WHAT ELSE WHAT ELSE... DO YOU WANT A BLOOD SACRIFICE? I CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE I'M THE ONLY PERSON HERE AND ALSO YOU ARE AN ANIMAL THAT PRESUMABLY DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE NUANCE INVOLVED IN A BLOOD SACRIFICE. UNLESS... G-GOD? IS THAT YOU? ... ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME GOD IF YOU ARE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT I DID WRONG PLEASE STOP YOUR DIVINE PUNISHMENT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS PLEASE STOP. ------------------- But unfortunately the animal did not stop because it was not being communed through by God. It is just a really stupid and loud animal. |
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Jul 2, 2017 3:36:07 GMT
taming this thing was clearly a mistake. Murder it
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Post by Sp00kyrex on Jul 2, 2017 16:44:32 GMT
>Calm the beast it needs to know that its Master is near. You attempt to soothe the screaming beast to no avail.
It is fully aware of its master's presence but it does not yield.
You do not understand why it is doing this, there is no reason for it. At the very least you are pretty sure that whatever is making it do this isn't your fault. >Taming this thing was clearly a mistake. Murder it. You consider this course of action.
The animal is clearly suffering, one way or another, and it may be up to you to stop its pained cries. You'll keep it in mind, though you won't resort to it if it stops screaming soon. You hope you won't have to do it as it would be a waste of a tamed animal.
In all honesty you just wish you didn't have to suffer in this way. Why are you forced to suffer? >Be someone who isn't suffering so much. You are now a short guy who is suffering marginally less. >Short guy: Finish ascent. This is a lot more exertion than you had initially planned. You think you'll take a breather here.
You know more or less where you're going, even if it looks to the contrary. You've been tracking the crown for what feels like most of the day to no avail. You probably should have brought some outdoors clothes, but you figured, "nah I'll be ploped down right next one of these suckers. It'll be eeeeeeeeeaaaaasy." Lo and behold, the crown moved immediately upon you getting here. And not only that, but there are apparently multiple crowns here, so you aren't even completely sure if you're following the right one.
Well beggars can't be choosers you guess. You'll take whichever crown you find first. >Something else: Happen. ==> ok |
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Post by Wessolf27 on Jul 2, 2017 23:42:12 GMT
Got a gun on you? Think you can shoot it? A taser at least if not?
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Post by Hyperguestive on Jul 3, 2017 0:59:48 GMT
Short guy: abscond
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YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON WHY WOULD GOD PUNISH YOU LIKE THIS WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!??!