researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 17, 2016 17:07:57 GMT
Granted, but this is done at the cost of everyone else being killed by a Non Sburban Meteor Shower.
I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake!
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Apr 17, 2016 18:00:13 GMT
Granted. You are given a piece of chocolate cake twice the mass of the universe. It collapses into a chocolatey singularity and engulfs the galaxy.
I wish five someone to make a pun as bad as the one in this request.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 17, 2016 19:19:21 GMT
"Your wish is my command." Granted. Two wish is bi command. (See, mine was a little less bad, therefore ruining your wish) I wish I was a wizard
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Apr 17, 2016 19:26:22 GMT
You are now Voldemort. You have successfully killed all who would oppose you (everyone). You have also killed everyone who could help you get a nose, though. You are stuck in an empty world with no nose for eternity.
I wish that the author of Game Bro Magazine had played SBURB and beaten it, creating the GenesisBRO frog, and that all this had happened onscreen.
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Post by imglasses on Apr 17, 2016 21:53:38 GMT
Granted. Dave Strider was the true author of Game Bro all along. He reviewed his own magazine for ironic purposes.
I wish Eugene Krabs was a canon Homestuck character.
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Post by Crazed Cat Guest Edition on Apr 17, 2016 22:23:06 GMT
Granted. Dave Strider was the true author of Game Bro all along. He reviewed his own magazine for ironic purposes. I wish Eugene Krabs was a canon Homestuck character. Granted. He becomes Canon but dies a horrible painful death after 5 pages.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 17, 2016 22:26:20 GMT
Granted. Dave Strider was the true author of Game Bro all along. He reviewed his own magazine for ironic purposes. I wish Eugene Krabs was a canon Homestuck character. Granted. He becomes Canon but dies a horrible painful death after 5 pages. What's your wish?
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 18, 2016 4:04:17 GMT
Assuming the wish is to know what to wish for: Granted. That was your only wish.
I wish I was an earthbender.
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Post by froideriko on Apr 18, 2016 16:04:07 GMT
Granted. All the earth you walk on splits into two pieces. Earthquakes happen and a lot of people die. You DIRTY person killer.
Hmm....
I wish I had a normal-sized jar of cookie butter, and that this wish will be corrupted.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 18, 2016 16:22:53 GMT
Granted, you HAD a normal-sized jar cookie butter some time in your past, just not right now. All in all, nothing happens.
I wish for 5 Spanish doubloons to appear in my pocket in 5 minutes, from the sunken wreck of The Whydah Gally.
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 18, 2016 20:31:15 GMT
Granted. Too bad you went to them instead of the other way around. Without scuba gear.
I wish my internet was faster, without increasing cost or decreasing quality or reliability.
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Post by memeQueen on Apr 18, 2016 20:38:21 GMT
Granted. Your internet is so fast, it ran away. It won the New York marathon actually. I wish to be on the Ellen Show, all expenses including travel paid, having it not conflict with any other events in my life.
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 18, 2016 21:08:25 GMT
Granted! Once you're finished on the show, however, everything ends.
I wish I was in a canon ship with a Homestuck lady.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 18, 2016 22:00:15 GMT
Granted. The ship is shot down by Hussie with a cannon, and the Homestuck lady was Snowman. Great job, dude, your hots for fake people got an entire universe destroyed.
I wish for infinite wishes
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 18, 2016 22:07:59 GMT
Edit: Granted. But every wish is the wish of the poster above you. (funny we both went with Snowman) Granted. (Replace Slick with your face and Snowman's) You cannot properly be in a canon ship with a homestuck female. Instead you and Snowman momentarily pretend to sit in a real ship with cannons. BEEP BEEP BEEP All aboard the idiot wagon! Edit: I wish I typed my posts quicker.
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Post by frivolousWolfDash on Apr 19, 2016 1:16:13 GMT
Granted! You acheive The Flash levels of forum posting speed, but you can never slowdown. What is a second for us is 60 years for you, and you are stuck like that forever.
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Post by frivolousWolfDash on Apr 19, 2016 1:18:17 GMT
Forgot a wish. I wish my dog was a wolf.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 19, 2016 1:30:27 GMT
Granted. Your dog was a wolf, past-tense. Its head is now hanging in someone's attic. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I wish I was the world's most amazing musician
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 19, 2016 2:58:17 GMT
Granted! Everyone now sucks at making music.
I wish someone would make a wish for me.
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Post by belovedCreator on Apr 19, 2016 14:51:55 GMT
Granted! But the wish is so spectacularly bad that you are now the most wanted criminal in America (maybe don't ask an evil green skeleton kid to make a wish on your behalf next time)
I wish that I was the most successful and beloved artist in existence
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 19, 2016 15:24:40 GMT
Granted! You are now the only artist in existence.
I wish to have a long, happy, and successful life.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 19, 2016 19:13:09 GMT
Granted, but at the very end you die in the stupidest way imaginable: you slip on a banana peel.
I wish for a functioning external laptop fan.
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Post by belovedCreator on Apr 19, 2016 19:20:21 GMT
Granted, but the fan is actually a giant, powerful, and ungodly loud fan that is normally only reserved for Hollywood special effects
I wish that we had a machine that we could use to record and share our best dreams like YouTube
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 19, 2016 19:52:06 GMT
Granted. Your dreams are gaining millions of views on WetTube, the world's most prevalent wet dream streaming site.
I wish I was a god
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 19, 2016 20:11:22 GMT
Granted. You are now the type of god that gains power and strength from people worshiping you. No one is worshiping you, though, so you immediately cease to exist.
I wish I could fly without the aid of technology.
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