randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 19, 2016 20:52:57 GMT
Granted! The one guy, meet airplane turbine.
I wish for a new car!
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Post by belovedCreator on Apr 19, 2016 21:10:14 GMT
Granted, but it's a clown car... complete with a whole family of creepy nightmare clowns! hOnK!
I wish that we all had awesome shapeshifting powers
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Post by Neptz on Apr 19, 2016 21:32:19 GMT
Granted. You can only shapeshift into a snail that's very fast.
I wish I was a coolkid
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 19, 2016 21:49:09 GMT
Granted. You are now a random DAVE STRIDER from a Doomed timeline.
I wish I could find some plastic wrap.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 19, 2016 21:51:00 GMT
Granted. It's torn.
I wish I was a non doomed, non disposable time clone Dave.
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loading
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Apr 19, 2016 22:26:31 GMT
Granted. You can't be doomed if you're already dead.
I wish for [redacted].
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 20, 2016 1:00:46 GMT
Granted, but [DATA EXPUNGED].
I wish I had a hovercar.
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Apr 20, 2016 1:11:40 GMT
Granted. It hovers a few hundred picometers off the ground, like everything else.
I wish I was omniscient.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 20, 2016 1:54:01 GMT
Granted. You are now a MAGIC CUE BALL.
I wish I had some coasters.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 20, 2016 16:34:03 GMT
Granted. They're too small for your drink. I wish I had a stand
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 20, 2016 17:05:24 GMT
Granted, but your stand is evil and corrupts your mind every time you use it. (I've never seen that anime, so sorry if this is somehow not possible.)
I wish for the ability to grant wishes, while retaining the ability to refuse to grant any particular wish.
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 20, 2016 18:13:26 GMT
Granted. You can now grant people wishes in the sense that you allow them to make wishes, but are unable to fulfill them in the slightest.
I wish for a box.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 20, 2016 19:38:32 GMT
Granted, you have a box that is just ever so slightly too small for what you wanted it for.
I wish i had a Kit Kat bar.
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memeQueen
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Post by memeQueen on Apr 20, 2016 19:59:53 GMT
Granted. You are now the manager of a new bar called The Kit Kat that's just around the corner. There are no real Kit Kats, only lost hopes and dreams. I wish college board would stop sending me emails.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 20, 2016 20:57:10 GMT
Granted. You now flunked out of high school and never got any chance to attend any sort of college. You are stuck in a dead end job with no skills or qualifications to advance any further, but hey, not once has a college ever emailed you!
I wish I was a billionaire.
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Post by MandalorTeSiit on Apr 20, 2016 22:31:59 GMT
Granted. You are a billionaire in Vietnam. I wish I could see through opaque objects.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 20, 2016 23:26:01 GMT
Granted. You now cannot see any opaque objects. Your life is a living hell.
I wish I could wish for something that won't backfire
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 21, 2016 2:41:52 GMT
Granted. But I'm not going to tell you what that something is. I wish for more dandelions.
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loading
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Apr 21, 2016 19:19:52 GMT
Granted. When the dandy lion apocalypse hapens, it's your fault.
I wish for any corruption of this wish to be it's only requirement of completion.
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Post by therationaldove on Apr 21, 2016 19:49:22 GMT
Granted. But the genie granting you this wish got so fed up with this paradoxically wishing that he quit his job.
I wish for more Doritoes.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 21, 2016 20:03:00 GMT
Granted, but now all of your Mountain Dew is gone.
I wish my apartment came with a garage.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 22, 2016 3:29:35 GMT
Granted, your apartment now has a doll-house scale garage! I wish for a pumpkin.
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 22, 2016 4:13:10 GMT
I wish for a skateboard!
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 22, 2016 4:52:06 GMT
Granted. You got UNREAL AIR. Dude, come check this out! Bring the Ruler...! Yeah, that thing's not coming back.
I wish for an alarm clock that never fails to wake me up!
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quixoticTokki
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 22, 2016 5:04:29 GMT
Granted! You have been gifted with CACOPHONOUS BELLS OF HELL, the alarm clock that rings for eternity! As long as it's around, you'll never sleep again.
I wish I could speak 3 languages fluently.
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