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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 22, 2016 11:57:27 GMT
Granted, you can now speak English, Klingon, and Elvish.
I wish that I got to write the ending to Homestuck.
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 22, 2016 14:13:25 GMT
Granted. You are now the person who wrote the ending as it is now. Hussie is mad at you for making such a disliked ending, and reveals that it was you who wrote it, turning the fandom against you. He decides that what's done is done, though, and will keep it as it is, meaning you and the rest of the fandom will never get to see the much better ending Hussie had in mind and it's all your fault.
I wish I had no need to sleep more than a few hours a day.
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Post by froideriko on Apr 22, 2016 15:10:31 GMT
Granted. However, because of weird science stuff, you run on less energy and are therefore very lethargic/slow/whatever word is more appropriate.
I wish I befriended the Felt, or the Midnight Crew, or Team Sleuth. Either of those is fine as long as I become pals with either squad.
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Post by quixoticTokki on Apr 22, 2016 17:02:45 GMT
Granted. You not only befriend them, but you even join The Felt. However, with no temporal abilities of your own, you're easily picked off by the Midnight Crew. RIP in peace
I wish the sun would come out today.
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 22, 2016 17:27:48 GMT
Granted, but there will never be a day when sun is not out. You now live in a desert.
I wish for the upcoming weekend to be a three day weekend.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 22, 2016 17:40:40 GMT
Granted, but there will never be a day when sun is not out. You now live in a desert. I wish for the upcoming weekend to be a three day weekend. Granted, but you're swamped with schoolwork/are busy so you can't enjoy the weekend! I wish I knew all things schools could teach me reasonably, never forget them and never go insane because of them.
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 22, 2016 18:11:11 GMT
Granted. You get shoved in an eternal locker as the ultimate nerd.
I wish for the next poster's mom.
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 22, 2016 20:31:03 GMT
Granted! The next poster reacts to your horrid flirtations with a disproportionate amount of plotting, before flattening your house/where you live with a bulldozer, and ruining your friendships!
I wish every girl in Homestuck had a crush on me.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 22, 2016 20:43:42 GMT
Granted. It's a pale crush.
I wish Homestuck had a ending so good it'd go down in history as the best ending of anything to ever exist, everâ„¢
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 22, 2016 20:46:50 GMT
Granted. But this is meaningless since they don't exist. Also, sone random guy says your waifus are Sh**. Edit: crap, I took to long making this post: Granted, but no work of meadia is ever created after Homestuck because everyone knew the pinnacle had been reached. I wish I could transcribe my thoughts into text without writing or typing. Is it horrible of me that I wanted someone with a dead mom to respond to comicalarchitect's wish?
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 22, 2016 21:18:45 GMT
Granted. Everything you think will be broadcast loudly as an endless stream of thoughts for all the world to see. I wish I had universe-altering powers Is it horrible of me that I wanted someone with a dead mom to respond to comicalarchitect's wish? No, necrophilia is hilarious
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 22, 2016 22:41:59 GMT
Granted. You remain the same, because everything you do alters the universe on some level.
I wish to be ruler of a powerful nation.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 23, 2016 4:46:33 GMT
Granted. You are a dictator in 1934, a member of the National Socialist German Workers' Party, and you are elected to become the new leader of Germany. I wish I was genuinely funny.
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Post by froideriko on Apr 23, 2016 10:47:49 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately the people's general sense of humor changes and you're unfunny again.
(Possible spoiler alert for my fanveture, but who cares about that) I wish I could properly draw Bruce Lamarche's true form.
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Post by therationaldove on Apr 23, 2016 17:29:18 GMT
Granted. But his true form ends up being a blank white page.
I wish that I hadn't spilled water on my desk
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Post by Neptz on Apr 23, 2016 19:49:37 GMT
Granted. You spilled soda instead.
I wish I could get stabbed by Spades Slick.
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 23, 2016 20:44:35 GMT
Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. ... Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. ... Oh, you're still alive? Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. Granted. ...
I wish I could convince anyone of anything true.
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 24, 2016 0:43:01 GMT
Granted. You could, but eh... you don't feel like doing so. Like, ever.
I wish I was a powerpuff girl.
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Post by therationaldove on Apr 24, 2016 18:58:51 GMT
Granted, but you're not a Powerpuff Girl in the PPG universe.
I wish my laundary wouldn't take so long.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 24, 2016 23:36:40 GMT
Granted. Your dyer is now a turbo dryer and dries clothes super fast! Unfortunately, it's too good at it job and your clothes catch on fire every time you use it.
I wish I could find the final wave of Ranger Keys at Toys R Us.
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 25, 2016 19:14:31 GMT
Granted, it's now possible for you to find them, but that doesn't mean you do.
I wish I had the ears and tails of a cat like an anime catboy.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 25, 2016 20:43:38 GMT
Granted. You are now an Anime Catboy. You are caught up in a magic plot that has you constantly shifting between human and cat form whenever you hear a cat meowing,
I wish my dad would stop forgetting to take things back home.
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 25, 2016 22:05:40 GMT
Granted. This ability makes it so that your dad is never able to forget anything he has ever taken away from your house, ever. He personally finds it funny and constantly makes dad-jokes with the ability.
I wish to be granted a time-wish! (like in Gravity Falls)
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 25, 2016 22:33:36 GMT
Granted. You use the time wish for a slice of pizza. Not infinite pizza or anything, just a regular slice of finite pizza
I wish I was BUFF
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 26, 2016 15:27:40 GMT
Granted. You are now permanently buff (by which I mean the second definition from here, "the state of being nude"). I wish I had better eyesight.
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