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Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 15:32:29 GMT
Granted. You are granted with vision twofold, comes free with plaguing voices of the imminently doomed.
I wish I was Andrew Hussie.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 26, 2016 15:42:26 GMT
Granted, you are now ANDREW HUSSIE, but not the creator of homestuck. You're just some random joe who happens to share the same name.
I wish ToQGer was the next Sentai series to be adapted to Power Rangers instead of the Ninjas.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 16:10:09 GMT
Granted, but Saban can't do it right and it turns out really shitty.
I wish meme magic was real.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 26, 2016 17:47:03 GMT
Granted, you now have the power to Make Memes Reality. Every cat owner now hates that you've made their kitty cats constantly ask for cheeseburgers.
I wish I had a book of Purrfect Puns for Every Paw-sible situation.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 18:22:25 GMT
Granted. You are also now Nepeta as a side-bonus, and we all know what happens to her I wish I was a ^2 sprite.
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 26, 2016 18:24:28 GMT
Granted. You are now Cronidansprite^2.
I wish for some candy.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 18:35:02 GMT
Granted. It's the trickster lollipop.
I wish I was awesome.
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 26, 2016 22:03:25 GMT
Granted. Instead of it being in the past, you instead currently are, and will continue to be, awesome.
I wish this Easter candy I was eating tasted better.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 22:24:10 GMT
Granted. It tastes so good, you need more. But it was the only one of it's kind, and you'll forever live in despair of never tasting easter candy that good again
I wish I was a wish.
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 26, 2016 22:53:06 GMT
Granted. You are now my previous wish for the next poster's mom.
I wish to die for a pony.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 22:57:36 GMT
Granted. It's the corpse of a pony, technically a pony.
I wish I was cute.
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 27, 2016 0:43:56 GMT
Granted. You are now Nepeta, and we all know what happens to her.
I wish for two bucks.
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 27, 2016 1:45:53 GMT
Granted, but it turns out those two bucks were stolen, and now you're being blamed for the theft.
I wish I lived in a mansion.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 27, 2016 1:49:50 GMT
Granted. You are a butler, and an underpaid one at that.
I wish I could access the Internet with my mind whenever I wanted to
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Post by Shadow of the Lotus on Apr 27, 2016 1:57:00 GMT
Granted. You decide that you are not that interested in the internet and only access it for mapquest directions.
I wish I could speak Italian.
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 27, 2016 2:11:10 GMT
Granted, but you can no longer speak English.
I wish for guaranteed admission into heaven.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 3:55:01 GMT
Granted, but you must first suffer in Purgatory longer than any other soul. Ladies first I suppose.
I wish for my bones to be unbreakable.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 27, 2016 4:07:39 GMT
Granted. You are now the WOLVERINE, except without the cool hand blade things.
I wish I always knew how much to eat at dinner to not feel hungry barely a few hours later.
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Post by TimeyWimeyHero on Apr 27, 2016 10:55:16 GMT
Granted! Digestion is now impossible. I wish I could do my homework instead of wasting my time on Internet forums
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 27, 2016 12:25:34 GMT
Granted. You are now banned from every forum.
I wish I had a nice sword.
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 27, 2016 14:59:52 GMT
Granted, but while playing with it you accidently slit your wrist and die. (Fun fact: I actually had a friend who did that once! Well, except for the "and die" part; me casually talking about it would be kind of morbid if he did.)
I wish my circadian rhythm wasn't screwed up right now.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 27, 2016 15:42:40 GMT
Granted. You have an internal clock that keeps your circadian rhythm straight... Unfortunately, it's also an ALARM CLOCK and it goes off every morning at seven for a solid five minutes. There are no 'snooze' or 'im up' buttons.
I wish that I knew what was smelling in the house so I could make it stop.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 27, 2016 15:45:27 GMT
Granted. It's a dead corpse, and the evidence points to you being the murderer pretty hard, although you know this isn't the case.
I wish I never broke any rules, ever.
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 27, 2016 16:07:23 GMT
Granted. Instead, you find Rulers break fairly easily and often. Wood, Plastic, even the ones made out of solid steel... SNOP. Clean in two. This gets you arrested by way of accidentally breaking the worlds largest ruler when on a vacation.
I wish the convention committee would just announce what hotel the convention will be using, already.
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 27, 2016 16:21:28 GMT
Granted. It's Hotel California.
I wish to bring my Spanish grade up by two points.
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