The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 27, 2016 17:03:45 GMT
Granted, you are now taking the Spanish class for people two grades higher than you. Your skill in Spanish, however, remains unchanged.
I wish there was a large castle I could explore all to myself.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 27, 2016 17:37:27 GMT
Granted. It's all yours, but you'll never have contact with humanity ever again.
I wish I just could chill out and relax forever.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
A thumbs-up to you, good sir/ma'am!
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Apr 28, 2016 14:44:27 GMT
Granted, but you're stuck in a lied-down position for all eternity.
I wish I could be a Pokemon Trainer.
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 28, 2016 16:17:41 GMT
Granted. You are now Youngster Joey. Enjoy your Rattata.
I wish to go God Tier as the Mage of Hope.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Apr 28, 2016 17:47:43 GMT
Granted. But to go god tier you need to play Sburb, and by playing Sburb you doom the planet to destruction. Nice job causing genocide with your wish!
I wish I was a better artist.
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Post by Sharkalien on Apr 28, 2016 18:13:17 GMT
Granted. Your art is better than ever, but you still can't help but feel that it isn't. You are now a true tortured artist.
I wish I could make my voice sound like a vocoder
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 28, 2016 19:29:18 GMT
Granted, but it's irreversible.
I wish David Bowie and Prince would come back to life.
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
*Swooshy Energy Sounds*
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 29, 2016 0:12:11 GMT
Granted. A Necromancer has resurrected their corpses and now parades them around as the new band "Neconomicon." It is generally agreed that zombie groaning just does not live up to a live singer, and everyone thinks it was a bad idea.
I wish whatever was stuck inside my dryer had never been stuck there in the first place.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 1:31:21 GMT
Granted. The dryer was never there in the first place, so nothing could be stuck inside of it.
I wish my computer could run any game.
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 29, 2016 14:27:40 GMT
Granted. The dryer was never there in the first place, so nothing could be stuck inside of it. I wish my computer could run any game. Granted. The games' frame rate run at less than half a frame per second. I wish to become a master of origami.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 14:29:42 GMT
Granted. It's the only thing you're good at, though.
I wish my awesome computer could run games at more than half a frame per second.
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 29, 2016 14:46:20 GMT
Granted. It's the only thing you're good at, though. I wish my awesome computer could run games at more than half a frame per second. Granted. Your computer can now run an infinite number of frames per second which causes the computer to crash and lose all your data. I wish for lemons to be limes.
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 29, 2016 14:52:00 GMT
Granted. The person who was going to burn your house down with lemons now burns it down with limes instead.
I wish more people would comment on my text adventure over in the Cradle >_>
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Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 14:59:38 GMT
Granted. It's now the only adventure that exists and people are forced to comment on it.
I wish there wasn't a character limit on signatures.
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 29, 2016 16:37:21 GMT
Granted. Some jerk makes a signature big enough to overload the server. This forum is now gone.
I wish that Pokemon were real.
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PlatinumUmbreon
Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by PlatinumUmbreon on Apr 29, 2016 16:50:44 GMT
Granted, but you can't ever catch any.
I wish mold doesn't show up on bread.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 16:57:28 GMT
Granted. Instead, mold shows up on cake.
I wish I was Bec Noir.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 30, 2016 21:08:55 GMT
Granted. You are now Bec Noir, on Day 1 of his three year ABSCOND from the PUREBRED MONARCH.
Not much time to look at the pleasant scenery of Eldritch abominations and unknowable Horrorterrors, you're running for your life!
I wish for 4 fully-functioning arms, instead of just my normal two.
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researcherwisemon
MOB1US DOUBL3 R34CH4ROUND
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 30, 2016 22:49:45 GMT
Granted, you are now GENERAL GRIEVOUS, about to STRIFE with Obi-Wan Kenobi for the FINAL TIME. I wish I could turn into a Velociraptor!
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Post by Neptz on Apr 30, 2016 23:01:17 GMT
Granted. I wonder what that really big falling star is, you say.
I wish I was researcherwisemon's avatar.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 30, 2016 23:06:43 GMT
Granted, you are now a FORUM AVATAR.
I wish I could come up with a better wish in my next post here.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 30, 2016 23:12:45 GMT
Granted, but you are distracted by something and forget.
I wish I had a cool game to play with friends.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 1, 2016 0:14:40 GMT
Granted, but you are distracted by something and forget... to play the game.
I wish for better responses to some of these wishes.
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on May 1, 2016 3:10:49 GMT
Granted! None of them are for yours.
I wish to erase Christian Weston Chandler from all realities, no matter the cost.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on May 2, 2016 20:43:57 GMT
At whatever the cost you say? Well all realities containing Christian Weston Chandler have now been entirely erased.
I wish I had a pair of unbreakable headphones that are perfectly comfortable and have great sound quality.
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