The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Aug 7, 2017 14:59:26 GMT
Granted, but once you go there once you never want to go there again, because seriously, why would you want to go somewhere designed to torture you for all eternity?
I wish I had all the powers of a god.
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Post by cealvan on Aug 7, 2017 18:47:24 GMT
granted, but you have no idea how to use any of them, as such, you will probably screw us all over accidentally.
I wish that I can have a better year at college than i did last year.
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Post by SinkingSailor on Aug 9, 2017 11:13:05 GMT
Granted, but its only by the smallest margin.
I wish I had a Nintendo switch.
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Post by cealvan on Aug 10, 2017 2:52:45 GMT
granted, but only after Nintendo stops making game consoles, and starts making house hold electrical supplies, one of which being the Nintendo light switch, or the Nintendo switch for short.
i wish that i weren't so tired
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Post by SinkingSailor on Sept 2, 2017 3:26:36 GMT
granted. its been so long since the time you made that wish that your dead, and now eternally sleeping, therefore no longer being tired. ever.
I wish this thread would rise from its grave.
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Post by cealvan on Sept 3, 2017 20:56:05 GMT
granted but it wont be active
i wish i would stop procrastinating my homework
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Sept 4, 2017 0:32:38 GMT
Granted. You throw your homework into a fire. You can't procrastinate if it doesn't exist.
I wish my feelings could be as good as my grades
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Post by cealvan on Sept 4, 2017 2:56:24 GMT
granted, your bad feelings get in the way of you getting good grades until they are as bad as your feelings, therefore also making your feelings as good as your grades.
i wish i could get to sleep on time
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Sept 4, 2017 17:32:48 GMT
Granted, you fall asleep at the right time. And don't wake up.
I wish for aaaaaa.
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Sept 5, 2017 3:38:26 GMT
granted, but it takes the form of a raging headache that comes and goes with no discernible reason or cause.
I wish i didn't have a raging headache that comes and goes with no discernible cause or reason.
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Post by cealvan on Sept 5, 2017 4:38:18 GMT
granted, but you must give up your aaaaaa first.
i wish i were more creative.
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axolotlSushi
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Post by axolotlSushi on Sept 7, 2017 1:38:45 GMT
Granted, but you can never be involved with the colour green.
I wish for green to cease
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Post by cealvan on Sept 7, 2017 3:15:57 GMT
granted, but so will all other colors sans black and white.
i wish that i hadn't procrastinated this homework assignment till now.
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Post by Con Air on Sept 11, 2017 3:23:12 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, you drop your homework in the sewers. And get run over by the Millenium Falcon.
I wish for no.
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Sept 11, 2017 14:30:43 GMT
Sure thing, here's your missing-no.
I wish for yes.
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Post by belovedCreator on Sept 12, 2017 17:57:44 GMT
Granted, you may now have your eyes back, but you've dun gone and lost your nose.
I wish that I could ride my cat like a valiant steed.
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Post by cealvan on Sept 12, 2017 18:20:03 GMT
granted, but only because you are now only one foot tall
i wish that i could live in the star trek universe
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The One Guy
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Post by The One Guy on Sept 12, 2017 18:41:47 GMT
Granted, but you are a redshirt.
I wish I had more time-off days saved up at work.
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Post by sillyConformist on Sept 12, 2017 19:33:55 GMT
Granted, but you'll be fired before you have a chance to use any of them.
I wish Homestuck's epilogue would finally be released.
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Post by automatedTimeshift on Sept 19, 2017 15:43:54 GMT
Granted. It's rushed and underbudgeted so it comes out as shitty as an early Newgrounds flash game.
I wish I knew how to speak French.
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Post by cealvan on Sept 19, 2017 16:10:39 GMT
there are two ways i could go here, and i'm not sure wich is better. A)Granted, but everyone else who knows how to speak french suddenly forgets it. or B) Granted, but it will take years of hard work and study, you will have to put countless sleepless nights into learning the language, and the more you strive to get better, your sanity goes down the drain, but just as you think you are going to give up on french and everything else, something clicks, and suddenly it comes almost naturaly.
i wish that i could see where the bug in this code is.
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rectifiedReaction
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Post by rectifiedReaction on Sept 19, 2017 19:57:33 GMT
Granted; you realize that the bug is a result of a logical error in the majority of the code's functions, causing you to start back at square one.
i wish daddy o would notice me
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