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Post by nighttime_madness on Aug 1, 2017 6:05:28 GMT
> Realize that silly decisions seem to be making no progress; it's time to be strategic.
> Offer alliance to the weakest-looking character.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 13, 2017 17:59:19 GMT
> Realize that silly decisions seem to be making no progress; it's time to be strategic. Your wounds heal. Also, the blood mysteriously vanishes. +1 HPYou exit the shop screen and- > Kill it. You vaguely feel like that's a really, really bad idea. > Do it. It seems to sense your intentions, and quickly flees. [MARKED] trait acquired!> Offer alliance to the weakest-looking character. You try to talk to Belgium, but he's too busy being asleep. -> Suddenly, a giant SEA MONSTER rises out of the ocean. You quickly check who has what weapons. You have a rusty sickle and a plunger. Austria has a scalpel and a strange vial. Belgium has scissors. Estonia is unarmed. Finland has a knife and a rifle. France has a makeshift fishing pole. Switzerland has a pepper shaker. |
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Post by coolwo on Aug 13, 2017 18:10:36 GMT
>Finland: Shoot that monster right in the eye!
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 16, 2017 4:06:06 GMT
> Finland: Shoot that monster right in the eye! It's like it's staring into your soul. -> A cutscene? -> Nice transition, but that blood looks like blueberry juice. -> Satan is a thing? -> You are now AMERICA, and you are currently staring at your CORPSE. You are expecting something to happen. Maybe you should stop expecting something to happen. |
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Post by Fuck you on Aug 16, 2017 20:30:46 GMT
>Stop expecting something to happen. It'll probably ruin the fun part.
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Post by Anonymous on Aug 17, 2017 0:37:43 GMT
>Check your stats
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Aug 18, 2017 2:49:23 GMT
>Stop expecting something to happen, you're dead.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 19, 2017 18:03:55 GMT
> Check your stats You have no stats because you don't have a body to have stats on. > Stop expecting something to happen, you're dead. Oh look, something is happening! -> AMERICA: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! You get dragged down to HELL. A tentacle takes your sunglasses too. -> It appears you have a body again. |
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Post by Mr.W on Aug 19, 2017 19:29:58 GMT
>America: Gib Freedom To Hell
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 22, 2017 15:46:14 GMT
> America: Gib Freedom To Hell Unfortunately, you appear to be locked behind bars. Oh no! Whatever will you do? |
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Post by Anonymous on Aug 23, 2017 18:13:25 GMT
>Look for an escape route???
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Post by Tazeh on Aug 24, 2017 1:03:04 GMT
America: Put on those cool shades
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 25, 2017 19:06:00 GMT
> Look for an escape route??? You look in the bucket, and find a vial of blue and yellow. It kinda looks like that one gay mooslim viking dude. Wasn't his name Denmark or Iceland or something like that? -> You pull the poster off the wall and discover a carving. You now possess a weird vial, four nails, and a poster. |
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Post by eeriedragon on Aug 27, 2017 2:27:19 GMT
>View trash can
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 29, 2017 0:31:15 GMT
> View trash can You look at it. -> Suddenly, the cell door is ripped off its hinges. You catch a glimpse of very familiar red. -> You get hit on the head with said door. You promptly pass out. -> Ugh... -> ???: You really hit him hard, eh!
???: da.
???: Oh wait, I think he's starting to wake up.
???: da.
???: ...Right.  CANADA: Hey Statesy!
USSR: privyet. |
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Post by randomwriter on Aug 29, 2017 15:28:53 GMT
>Realize you're going to be forced to team up with Canada and Soviet.
>Attempt seductive moves on the Motherland.
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Post by Anonymous on Aug 31, 2017 19:25:41 GMT
> rip canada a new one for teaming up with a goddamned commie
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Sept 3, 2017 3:08:39 GMT
> rip canada a new one for teaming up with a goddamned commie AMERICA: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!?!
CANADA: No wait, I can explain!  You get up right in his face. > Attempt seductive moves on the Motherland. AMERICA: Those are some very nice borders you got there.
USSR: what in fuckings yuo just say to me bitch?
CANADA: Eh?!
AMERICA: What I'm saying is that you have a NICE-
CANADA: Please don't finish that sentence!
AMERICA: -ASS.
CANADA: Whhhhhy.
USSR: ...
AMERICA: Just saying, if you ever wanna ride my rocket-
CANADA: Eurgh!!!
AMERICA: Jesus fuck Canada, stop being such a FUCKING COCKBLOCK!!!!!!!
CANADA: Jesus doesn't want this!
AMERICA: OH FOR FU-  You get shoved out of the way as Soviet sprints down the hall. AMERICA: Ow FUCK.
CANADA: Oh, look, you scared him off!
CANADA: Great job, hoser!
AMERICA: Guess I better go af-
CANADA: No.
AMERICA: What the fuck did you just say to me?
CANADA: No!
CANADA: You are going to stay here, eh, and explain one. Why you are dead, and two. Why you just flirted with your worse enemy! Quick, think of a reasonable answer! |
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Sept 4, 2017 3:34:43 GMT
Nations with red on their flags: Realize you all have to join up in glorious comradeship against the blue meanies.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Sept 10, 2017 2:58:51 GMT
> Nations with red on their flags: Realize you all have to join up in glorious comradeship against the blue meanies. AMERICA: Fiiiiiine. I got bitten by a viking. And I'm just trying to make the commie a little bit uncomfortable so I get a competitive edge!
AMERICA: It's a world power thing, so it's not like you would understand.
CANADA: Well, I think you are being an unlikable fat jerk!
CANADA: I'm going to go see if he's okay, eh.
CANADA: You better not follow, 'cause if you do, I swear on poutine I will hit you with the next stick-shaped object I see!
AMERICA: Fuck you.  Suddenly, you are CANADA. You have found you way into a row of cells. Cell 71 is quiet, with the door missing. There is someone or something scratching the wall in cell 72. Heavy breathing comes from cell 73. Cell 74's door is dented. Deep, guttural growling resonates from within. |
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Sept 12, 2017 0:13:44 GMT
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Sept 18, 2017 2:32:15 GMT
> Check cells 72, 73 and 74 before going into cell 71 You don't see anything in cell 72, but the scratching continues. -> Looking into cell 73, you see someone you can't make out on the other side. They simply stare at you. -> Cell 74 holds too many eyes. -> You delve into cell 71, only to find that it is now a dark hallway. -> You are suddenly aware of the fact that the hallway leads to a cliff. With a pit of lava below. The USSR stands silently at the edge. |
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Post by Husad. on Sept 21, 2017 19:22:15 GMT
USSR: have a mental breakdown
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Sept 25, 2017 2:07:57 GMT
> USSR: have a mental breakdown The burning sea below glows invitingly. The longer you stay, the harder it is to breath. It would be easy to jump. The impact from this height would probably kill you, and if it didn't, the lava would quickly burn you up. Just close your eyes and take one step forward... -> Then your friend messages you, breaking your sense of immersion, and also causing you to miss what happens next. -> k3babr3mov3r333: pssst
Cooldood95: qwtuioqaviqrpotifgkl
Cooldood95: what?
k3babr3mov3r333: heeey did you play that game i got for u
Cooldood95: thats what im doing right now.
k3babr3mov3r333: did u turn on weird shit
Cooldood95: of course i did, you know me.
k3babr3mov3r333: uninstall ur game
Cooldood95: why?
k3babr3mov3r333: ur files are gonna get fuckd up majorly
k3babr3mov3r333: and u r probably going to have to wipe ur game data on the cloud too
Cooldood95: what do you mean by fucked up?
k3babr3mov3r333: well if u piss off the ai enough in game it starts corruptin EEEVEEERYTHING.
k3babr3mov3r333: just check the forums 4 stories
Cooldood95: well, i’m not going to spoil things for myself
k3babr3mov3r333: what episode are u even doing
Cooldood95: 0, i couldn’t change it.
k3babr3mov3r333: how are ur parties
Cooldood95: well, some europeans on a boat are being attacked by a squid but i think finland killed it
k3babr3mov3r333: yeah that’s pretty tyipcal
k3babr3mov3r333: *typical
Cooldood95: also a bird guy wanted me to buy its stuff
Cooldood95: so i tried to attack it and i got the “Marked” trait
k3babr3mov3r333: rip whoever u were playing
Cooldood95: then there was a cutscene where i saw us’s dead body and his blueberry juice blood
Cooldood95: i got to play as his ghost
k3babr3mov3r333: that’s weird, murica shouldn’t die that early
Cooldood95: his soul got dragged down to hell
Cooldood95: after being put in a hell cell, the ussr came and ripped the cell door off and knocked us unconscious with it
k3babr3mov3r333: lol
Cooldood95: then it turned out that canada was working with the commie
k3babr3mov3r333: yep that seems normal
Cooldood95: so then i made us flirt with the ussr
k3babr3mov3r333: woah
Cooldood95: then the ussr ran off, and is currently contemplating diving into lava
k3babr3mov3r333: hm
Cooldood95: got any spoiler-free tips?
k3babr3mov3r333: ok so i think u should try 2 kill the euros asap
Cooldood95: why?
k3babr3mov3r333: cause if theyre dead they can join murica in hell
k3babr3mov3r333: u r gonna need an army to take on satan
Cooldood95: alright, but what’s the easiest way to do that?
k3babr3mov3r333: use a
k3babr3mov3r333: fuck cat borke soemything brb
Cooldood95: ok
k3babr3mov3r333: back
k3babr3mov3r333: ok so u should focus on a single country and get their sanity down
Cooldood95: what will that do?
k3babr3mov3r333: make the country insane
Cooldood95: yeah, but what else?
k3babr3mov3r333: try sending nations on missions that require skills they dont have
k3babr3mov3r333: and get everyone 2 argue with each other
Cooldood95: ok thanks.
k3babr3mov3r333: no problem, anything else u wanna know? You try to think of more questions to ask. |
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Post by absol on Sept 29, 2017 4:37:56 GMT
>What'd you do to piss the ai off in your run?
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