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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 27, 2017 17:56:05 GMT
BÖRKQUEST
MIRROR Your internet friend bought this game for you, during SMOKE'S WINTER SALE. You don't even know anything about the series of GEOPOLITICAL SPHERES this game is based off. It looks like shit. But your friend did spend a dollar (99 cents for DLC) on it, so you'll at least check it out. -> You quickly go through the menus. -> -> -> Since you don't feel like messing with the settings and stuff right right, you decide to just jump into the TUTORIAL. -> Oh, it's a... whatever that is. -> Annnd it's BORKED now. BÖRKED. I meant BÖRKED. -> Hm? -> Whatever. -> Back to the SAVES then. What now? |
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Post by absol on Jun 27, 2017 18:13:29 GMT
>Go in settings and turn weird shit on.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jun 27, 2017 19:36:05 GMT
> Go in settings and turn weird shit on. You continue anyway. -> It's done. |
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jun 27, 2017 19:57:58 GMT
>Abork!
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Post by absol on Jun 27, 2017 23:54:44 GMT
>BÖRK
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 2, 2017 4:25:27 GMT
> BÖRK You maneuver to the new game screen. -> Let's do this. ... Huh, you can't actually change any of the start conditions. -> Oh well. -> Your name is POLAND. You are on a BOAT. There are OTHERS on the boat. AUSTRIA is doing something. BELGIUM is sleeping. ESTONIA is looking at the sky. FINLAND is sharpening his knife. FRANCE is trying to fish. SWITZERLAND is helping Austria with something. |
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Post by absol on Jul 2, 2017 13:09:52 GMT
Help with this something.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 4, 2017 16:42:47 GMT
> Help with this something. When you attempt to see what they are doing, you get slashed with a scalpel. -1 HPBelgium didn't notice. Estonia is confused. Finland, startled by the shout, jumps overboard. France doesn't care. Switzerland doesn't care. |
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Post by absol on Jul 5, 2017 13:18:30 GMT
>Help Finland back up.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 6, 2017 18:08:00 GMT
> Help Finland back up. Estonia is doing that right now. Austria tries to apologize, but unfortunately, your COMPOSURE STAT of 3 leads to you freaking out and beaning Austria with your plunger. Oh look, we can either go see what some other country is doing, or stick with Poland for now. NORTH KOREA RUSSIA KURDISTAN |
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Post by aaaaaaaaaaaaaa on Jul 6, 2017 18:17:40 GMT
Stick with poland.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 9, 2017 1:08:25 GMT
> Stick with poland. Austria somehow is not hurt. He turns his back on you and continues doing the thing. You kinda want to hit him again. France has caught 3 DRIFTWOOD PLANKS and some SEAWEED. Finland is back on board, waterlogged and unhappy. -> You decide to take a look at your stats. Huh. |
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jul 9, 2017 5:03:06 GMT
Science and engineering are low because you still cannot into space.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 20, 2017 20:36:14 GMT
> Science and engineering are low because you still cannot into space. You click to reveal your SCIENCE and ENGINEERING SKILLS. That's... okayish? You have one click left. |
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jul 20, 2017 23:14:34 GMT
>What does Hussar mean?
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 21, 2017 23:36:28 GMT
> What does Hussar mean? You use your last click. What now? |
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Post by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on Jul 27, 2017 1:22:06 GMT
> Hit Austria again because he stabbed you!!!!!!!
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Post by nighttime_madness on Jul 27, 2017 3:00:37 GMT
> Cheer up finland!
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 27, 2017 18:51:18 GMT
> Hit Austria again because he stabbed you!!!!!!! You miss. > Cheer up Finland! As you turn to talk to him, you suddenly feel a dark presence. -> Some guy in a strange costume is now in your face. |
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Post by nighttime_madness on Jul 28, 2017 3:58:52 GMT
> buy wares.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 29, 2017 21:22:17 GMT
> buy wares. You take a look at their inventory. Interesting. |
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Post by Actually Ed on Jul 30, 2017 1:08:33 GMT
>Try to sell the stuff France fished up
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Post by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on Jul 30, 2017 18:15:29 GMT
> Sell 2 of your Sanity points and buy a rusty sickle.
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Jul 30, 2017 18:59:43 GMT
> Try to sell the stuff France fished up You attempt to convince the guy that planks and seaweed are weapons. You just get stared at creepily. -1 MORALE > Sell 2 of your Sanity points and buy a rusty sickle. -2 SANITY You feel a bit off. SICKLES are good weapons for those who have high DEXTERITY and AGILITY. SPEED helps too. You have 1F left. |
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Post by 101nightshade101 on Aug 1, 2017 3:20:49 GMT
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