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Post by G'relleth on Jul 9, 2017 14:27:30 GMT
UU: goodness, it’s already been 3 years since this whole charade started for the first time.
UU: that’s what yoU hUmans Use, right? years?
UU: let’s see if there’s anyone left who wants to play.
UU: it woUld be… UnfortUnate if there isn’t.
UU: i have been terribly bored after all. u.u
UU: will yoU hUmoUr me?
> Start A rather cool dude stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 9th of July, is this cool dude's birthday. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will his name be?
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absol
Bravesprout
Ronald Reigen
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Post by absol on Jul 9, 2017 14:32:40 GMT
Janus Tucker
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Post by G'relleth on Jul 13, 2017 23:29:20 GMT
>Enter Name. What, no. That’s dumb. Straight up dumb. Why would someone even suggest that?==> That isn’t so bad, but it isn’t yours.>Try again. That's it!
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Jul 18, 2017 4:29:28 GMT
Don't be a menace.
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Post by G'relleth on Jul 27, 2017 21:19:48 GMT
>Dave: Don't be a menace. Like Dennis the menace?
Your name is DAVE. As previously mentioned, today is your BIRTHDAY, despite any lack of evidence of such in your room. You have a variety of interests, as a cool dude such as yourself would. You enjoy COMICS of all kinds: web, comic books, you love to read them. CARTOONS are alright too, but you prefer comics. You also aspire to CREATE YOUR OWN ONE DAY. You are an AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER and operate your own MAKESHIFT DARKROOM. The visual medium of photographs and comics simply fascinate you.
What will you do?>Dave: Retrieve the note from that drawer. Looks like a note from your guardian. Probably has something to do with getting your present. Every time you have a birthday you have to do some sort of stupid "quest" to earn your birthday present.
This one is to find lil' cal. You hope this doesn't end in another sword fight like every other time this happens.
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Post by G'relleth on Aug 3, 2017 19:53:07 GMT
> Dave: Before you exit your room, talk with your friends on Pesterchum. That sounds like a great idea. You’ll take any excuse to delay the request of your guardian right now. Looks like some of them were trying to message you. The only question is who to answer first.
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Post by nighttime_madness on Aug 4, 2017 21:29:21 GMT
> Pester friend 1!
EDIT: as in friend NUMBER ONE. The best friend.
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Post by G'relleth on Aug 6, 2017 23:56:21 GMT
> Dave: Pester friend 1! Your best friend. All of your friends are your best friend. You’ll just answer the first chat window that’s on your taskbar.
ghoulishThaumaturge [GT] began pestering tyroGraphics [TG]
GT: happy birthday dude!
TG: thanks dude
GT: did you get my present yet?
TG: no
TG: bro probably has it
GT: he has not given it to you?
TG: no
GT: seems a bit dickish
TG: dude ive told you
TG: hes a huge dick
GT: i know, but even on your birthday?
TG: he doesnt give a fuck
GT: that is harsh, sorry dave
TG: w/e
TG: ill get them later
GT: good, because you will not believe what i managed to get for you!
TG: is it a new pair of sick shades
GT: nah something cooler
TG: like what
GT: i am not telling you, you have to find out on your own!
TG: ugh fine
TG: not even a hint
GT: nope!
TG: w/e
TG: wait
TG: i just realized that the mail might not have come in
TG: gdi im an idiot
GT: then check it!
GT: maybe you can beat your bro to the mail box!
TG: i doubt it but hey thatd be one hell of an awesome birthday present
TG: getting my presents without some stupid sword fight on top of the roof
GT: wait, you duel your bro on the roof of your house?
GT: with real swords?
TG: uh yeah?
GT: dude that is not right!
TG: cool as shit though
GT: it is not cool as shit it is dangerous!
GT: god if tt knew about that
GT: actually i would be surprised if she did not since she seems to know everything
TG: i know its so weird
GT: but do not duel your bro on the roof what if you die
TG: nah i wont die
TG: i got backup
GT: oh yeah, your robot you
GT: i forgot about him
TG: how could you forget vader stride hes badass
TG: seriously
TG: coolest robot ever
TG: best birthday present i got when i was 13 imo
TG: he was also the only present aside from way too much cake but still
GT: huh
GT: oh, i almost forgot! do you have the beta?
TG: bro probably has that
TG: or the mail box does
GT: well you better get it soon
GT: remember what tt said about meteors hitting the houses?
TG: oh shit i forgot about that
GT: apparently yours is the last one
TG: ok thats a relief
GT: but yeah hurry up and connect in the game
GT: i am already in
TG: ok i will
TG: later dude
GT: bye!
tyroGraphics [TG] ceased pestering ghoulishThaumaturge [GT]
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Aug 9, 2017 13:11:28 GMT
>Answer TT.
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Post by G'relleth on Aug 11, 2017 0:40:50 GMT
> Dave: Answer TT. tropicalTutor (TT) started pestering tyroGraphics [TG]
TT: Congratulations on turning a year older dave.
TG: thx
TT: Have you gotten your beta yet?
TG: no either my bro has it or its with the mail
TT: You should check your mail.
TG: y?
TT: Well there’s a good chance your beta will be with the rest of the mail.
TG: also a good chance that bro swiped it already
TT: What time does the mail come?
TG: uh idk
TT: Maybe pay more attention to small stuff like that.
TT: The world sometimes hinges on small things.
TG: hey can you give me an early bday present and not be cryptic?
TT: It’s not that cryptic.
TG: fine ill check the damn mail
TT: Good luck.
TT: Also I recommend summoning your robotic friend to help you.
TG: sure k thx
tyorGraphics [TG] ceased pestering tropicalTutor (TT)
God, she’s so cryptic. Also, it looks like you should check the mailbox. Maybe you’ll get lucky.
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Post by G'relleth on Aug 24, 2017 2:53:16 GMT
AUTHOR POST:
Hey, so, i currently don't have any commands for this adventure, so i can't exactly update. If someone could post a command or two in this thread that would be great!
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Aug 27, 2017 17:08:56 GMT
>Answer final chum.
>ASCEND TO ROOF.
>SUMMON ROBOT FRIEND.
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Post by G'relleth on Aug 31, 2017 15:19:13 GMT
> Dave: Check your mailbox. Well, it couldn't hurt to at least check if the mail's in.==> Wow, the red flag is up, meaning the mail hasn’t been picked up yet. You can’t believe it. But how are you going to beat your bro to the mail box?> Dave: Have your robotic friend get the mail for you. That’s a genius idea. You grab your iPhone to summon Vader Stride.==> DAVE: hey.
VADERSTRIDE: SUP.
DAVE: whats hangin?
VADERSTRIDE: NOT MUCH.
VADERSTRIDE: WHAT IS IT THAT YOU NEED HOMIE?
DAVE: can you get the mail for me?
VADERSTRIDE: NO PROBLEM.> Dave: Answer final chum. gladdestGeranium [GG] began pestering tyroGraphics [TG]
GG: happy bday cool guy! 
TG: eh thanks
GG: got any cool presents?
TG: not yet
GG: really? aw 
TG: its k
TG: im about to get my beta tho
GG: nice!
GG: it looks really fun! im very excited to play it!
TG: yeah im excited too
GG: oh no is that the time?
GG: i haven’t fed my dog today!
TG: better feed him then
TG: if youre still sure hes a dog
GG: of course hes a dog dave! 
GG: bye! 
TG: c ya
gladdestGeranium [GG] ceased pestering tyroGraphics [TG]> Vader Stride: Go get the dang mail! Yes, it is time to get the mail.
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Post by G'relleth on Sept 6, 2017 2:12:10 GMT
> Vader Stride: Pause for a moment before getting the mail to examine the robot poster. Ah yes, a robot from one of Isaac Asimov’s stories. Truly an incredible author and pioneer of robot kind. Your kind.
You admire the poster for 5.8 seconds before returning to your task.
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Post by G'relleth on Sept 7, 2017 22:26:12 GMT
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randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Sept 9, 2017 0:49:21 GMT
>ROBO DIPLOMATIC GESTURE.
> ROBO SCREAM.
>ROBO FIGHT.
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Post by G'relleth on Sept 10, 2017 15:59:23 GMT
> Vader: Forget the beta for now! Abscond! You can't just leave the beta here. Dave ordered you to get the mail. You must complete the task.> ROBO-FIGHT! You are at a disadvantage, having lost an arm. The odds of you actually winning a direct encounter in this state is 36.7%.
> Vader: Stun BroBot's Robo-eyes with flash photography!
It works! BroBot is temporarily stunned.> Vader: Abscond! You grab the beta and your arm and get out of there.
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Post by G'relleth on Sept 13, 2017 0:01:00 GMT
> Vader Stride: Quick! Get to Dave's room before Bro or Brobot have a chance to catch up to you! You successfully abscond to Dave's room.==> VADERSTRIDE: DAVE. I HAVE OBTAINED THE MAIL.
DAVE: sweet
DAVE: wait what happened to your arm?
VADERSTRIDE: BROBOT AND I HAD A SHORT STRIFE.
VADERSTRIDE: BROBOT USED HIS KATANA TO CUT OFF MY ARM WHEN I HAD GRABBED THE MAIL.
VADERSTRIDE: REGARDLESS I MANAGED TO ESCAPE WITH THE MAIL.
DAVE: can you get your arm fixed?
VADERSTRIDE: AFFIRMATIVE BRO.
DAVE: cool
VADERSTRIDE: HERE IS YOUR MAIL.==> The beta is yours! No mind games, no messing around, you have it. This can't be right. There's no way it's this easy. Your Bro had to have done something to it. You open the envelope...
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Post by Itsimplyace on Sept 13, 2017 12:45:44 GMT
> Dave: React to were the beta has gone?
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Post by G'relleth on Sept 17, 2017 19:46:39 GMT
==> The server disk is yours! You can finally play the game! Although, you still need to check if the client disk is in there.> Dave: React to were the beta has gone?  Son of a dick.> Dave: Be the Other Guy. You now are the other guy. Who is this gentleman? What are his hopes and dreams?
Most importantly what is his name?
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Post by Itsimplyace on Sept 17, 2017 22:37:19 GMT
>John Lalonde.
(Or John Harley, I don't know which one your going for)
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Post by G'relleth on Sept 19, 2017 15:40:43 GMT
 Wow, first try! |
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Post by randomwriter on Sept 22, 2017 18:31:06 GMT
>John begin introducing self, go about duties.
>Check messenger, prepare for game.
>Respond to troll?
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Post by G'relleth on Sept 25, 2017 0:27:53 GMT
>John begin introducing self, go about duties.  Your name is JOHN. Today it is raining outside, giving the surroundings outside your house a rather eerie atmosphere. Fitting, since you’re about 80% sure the site your house is on is haunted. This topic helps bring rise to your variety of INTERESTS. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, particularly of GHOSTS. A friend of yours says you prefer the CAMPY kind of horror, and you agree. You are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN, and enjoy many famous magicians from history. You are a JOKER and PUN ENTHUSIAST. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
What will you do?>Check messenger, prepare for game.  Good idea, you need to check up on your friends, since some them still don’t have the game! Your server player is still figuring out how everything works, so you have a bit to see where everyone else is since you can’t really do anything yet. Who to ask first though? Or should you check in with your server? Decisions! |
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Post by randomwriter on Sept 26, 2017 13:07:51 GMT
>Rose Harley!
>Or Jade Strider.
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