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Post by Oedon on Jun 16, 2018 0:59:33 GMT
Minami: Take dice, they may be useful later.
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Post by Probably Not on Jun 16, 2018 3:43:20 GMT
Minami: Sober up a little about the fact that life is going to get serious soon.
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amaranthineApocalypse
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Post by amaranthineApocalypse on Jun 16, 2018 18:02:27 GMT
Other Troll: Be torn between being horrified and impressed
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Post by No on Jul 18, 2018 6:55:20 GMT
Minami: Steal the dick shaped vase.
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Post by Anus Nymous Guest on Jul 23, 2018 11:19:43 GMT
Minami: Look for some gloves.
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Post by Anus Nymous Guest on Jul 23, 2018 11:25:37 GMT
Other Girl: While your bunkmate is, uh, occupied, present yourself.
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paddock calls, anon!
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Post by paddock calls, anon! on Oct 22, 2018 2:57:29 GMT
Minami: Space out and imagine mystery girl crushing you in a wrestling match.
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finepoint
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Post by finepoint on Oct 28, 2018 21:00:12 GMT
Minami: Inspect strangely shaped vase.![]()  The vase of INCOMMODIOUS SHAPE catches your attention. 8==D What a sad display. The flower is dry and crumbly, neglected for God knows how long in the furthest corner of this sunless cubicle. Seriously, it's shedding petals all willy-nilly over here and they're starting to look MALICIOUSLY DELICIOUS. You know they aren't appetizing, you KNOW they aren't gonna taste good, but boy, do they sure look the part; all served up on a little pedestal just for you. A crunchy delight... 8==D At least the VASE containing it is sorta nice...Sorta familiar... Sorta comforting. Minami: Eat the dead flower. Yeah, you gotta eat that dead flower. Bowing to your impulses again, you realize that you NEED to eat it. Huh, not bad! Not good, either! It tastes like a dead fucking plant. You looted all those SNACKS and you activated your stomach with a dead fucking plant. Minami: Steal the dick shaped vase. Oh, you wouldn't dream of leaving the COMFORTABLY SHAPED VASE behind. Minami: Take dice, they may be useful later. A set of NUMERATED LEARNING CUBES left on the floor? They're yours now. Conscription has led to so many great opportunities to steal! 8==D Minami: Find something to draw on the wall where the poster once hung. Excellent. You need to find an implement of ART for this. And, as for the chump who hung that hilarious poster? You're gonna show them who the REAL funny bitch on campus is. 8==D Bingo. 8==D The PEN IS IN YOUR HAND. Time to UNLEASH THE PASSION OF ART. 8==D Oh, yeah... Coming out nice and smooth, now... 8==D Your masterpiece is complete, so you step back and take a look at your handiwork. It's brilliant. Absolutely, flawlessly, brilliant. 8==D 8==D The moment is immortalized forever on film. 8==D Damn. Nobody else is here to see your wonderful creation, so the novelty wears off just as quickly as it overcame you. That was ALMOST satisfying... You need to find something ELSE to whet your INSATIABLE DESIRES. Draw abstract line art Well, since the walls are already your canvas, you decide to DRAW a little more until better opportunities present themselves. Knock on the black panel. Okay, forget that. It's too boring to wait for better opportunities or ignore the giant slabs of glass stretching across either end of the cell, so you aren't going to put it off any longer. You sashay your sassy self over to the window and give it a knock. 8==D 8==D Your bunkmate has responded. Lick glass Sure, why not? The glass looks lonely, it's probably never had any INTIMATE ATTENTION before. You lean in to give it a little lick. 8==D 8==D ??: SIGNS OF LIFE!!
??: KNOCK ONCE IF YOU'RE EXCITED FOR FLEET LIFE!!
??: KNOCK TWICE IF YOU STILL NEED MORE TIME TO THINK ON THAt.
??: knock... three times if you waNT TO NAp some more. i'll understaND!8==D ??: WAit, before you aNSWER,
??: CAn you see me?? i can see everyone below me, but i've got to maKE SURE YOU DO TOO!
??: KNOCK FOUR TIMES IF YOU SEE ME!!8==D ??: Maybe knocking isn't your thing either?
??: i caN RESPECT A need to keep your fistrivets in tip-top working order.
??: mine aRE TOP OF THE LINE Alien-smaSHING TOOLS-- NO DENTS IN SIGHT!!
??: YOU COULD SAy they're gra~A~aDE A!!8==D ??: aND SOME DAy, you'll get to see these sweet punchers in aCTION!
??: FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE, ON THE FRONT LINES!!
??: PUNCHING AwaY ENEMY FIRE!!8==D ??: SO YOU'D BEST REST THOSE HAnds now, 'caUSE TOMORROW THEY BELONG TO HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION And every braVE SOLDIER FIGHTING FOR HER GLORY!!8==DOh no, she sounds RIPPED... She sounds TOTALLY SHREDDED... She sounds like she could snap you in half with her voice alone. That's kinda hot! Attempt to have a civil and reasonable conversation MINAMI: ...Uhhhmmmhhh...
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Post by solarenergizer on Nov 1, 2018 4:36:51 GMT
> Since you've survived this far, maybe you should check your Quadrants since, you know, not having a matesprit and kismesis will get you culled if the front lines don't get you first. |
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finepoint
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Post by finepoint on Nov 6, 2018 23:48:53 GMT
8==D
??: UP And aT 'EM, Are we?
??: glaD TO FINAlly heAR FROM YOU!
??: I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF MY WAke-up exercise, waITING FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO STRETCH WITH A NEW BUDDY!!
??: OH NO, I'M AlreaDY GOING!! CAn you keep up with these hot leaPS?!8==D You most certainly cannot keep up with those hot leaps. For one, you can't even SEE those hot leaps... And you aren't sure what she means by "hot leaps", either. I mean, did she just say she wants to... stretch you? That's weird! You shouldn't be letting your mind go THERE this early in the evening... If it is evening at all. She's been yapping nonstop like a miniature barkfiend, but in a way that's civil and reasonable. After all the injustice you've faced on your journey leading up to now, it's comforting to have someone who unquestionably wants to talk to you! 8==D You take that back, this isn't comfortable at all... She sounds like she's having a great time already. Sounds like the kind of troll who will slip into her place nice and snug, and fit in seamlessly as a gear in the Alternian machine. You think she was probably the big hitter for her after-schoolfeeding switchdisk team. Ugh. Introduce yourself already! Ask her what's going on! You're still totally lost up here! 8==D
MINAMI: So... Uhhh...
MINAMI: Ar3... you... singl3...?8==D Shit. SHIT. Why would you ask that?! You don't know her nearly well enough to ask something so personal, but here you go again, blurting out any damn thing that pops into your thinkpan. Terrors, you don't even know her name.8==D 8==D ??: NO!??: I'M CAdmea.8==D Since you've survived this far, maybe you should check your Quadrants since, you know, not having a matesprit and kismesis will get you culled if the front lines don't get you first. Seriously? After that huge faux pas...After that HUGE bullet you just dodged... You SERIOUSLY want to think about your quadrants RIGHT now? Your relationship status in every quadrant is non-existant by your own doing, and you aren't going to fill them back up by thinking with your flap or acting like a weirdo. This isn't the time to be dwelling on it, anyway. Thank Condesce your idiotic question went right over your bunkmates head. tell troll that their music is a fucking BOP MINAMI: Oh...!MINAMI: I... mean,,, I uh,,,MINAMI: I... lik3... th3... song... you... had... on... b3fore...!8==D CADMEA: OH REAlly?8==D CADMEA: thaNKS!!CADMEA: IT WAS SUPER LONELY WITHOUT Anyone to taLK TO!CADMEA: I THOUGHT, IF NOTHING ELSE, I CAn keep myself compaNY WITH A sweet keysmASHING REVERIE!Minami: Space out and imagine mystery girl crushing you in a wrestling match. Jeez, you wish she were over here smashing YOUR keys instead. Maybe if you ask politely... 8==D No... Snap out of it, Minami. You've still got shit to do. Minami: Get a short nickname because Minami doesn't sound badass enough. You need to be badass if you want to impress the other person, right? Alright, think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts... A less troublesome speculation begins to form. This is your new life. A fresh start, a clean slate, yes, right, exactly; your lusus might very well be gone, but now you control your own name. You never really liked "Minami" that much. It's only that way because your horrifying lusus blew a particularly noisy mucous bubble one day, thus naming you. "Minami" isn't NEARLY badass enough to impress your buffmate. 8==D
MINAMI: M-my... nam3... is...
MINAMI: Uhhh...
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Oedon
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Post by Oedon on Nov 6, 2018 23:54:36 GMT
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growing strong and healthy
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Post by growing strong and healthy on Nov 7, 2018 0:15:07 GMT
Minnmo Catfoo.
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Post by Hungry Cat on Nov 7, 2018 0:23:21 GMT
minnmo catfoo.
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Post by solarenergizer on Nov 7, 2018 0:46:43 GMT
8==D As appealing as it sounds to change your name, maybe you shouldn’t start this relationship off with a lie if you want her to SMASH YOUR KEYS.
8==D Alternatively, Miinmo Catfoo
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Post by EndgamerAzari on Nov 7, 2018 0:58:56 GMT
MInami RIsChA --> Mirica
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Post by Even Shorter? on Nov 7, 2018 10:46:29 GMT
How about MinamI RischA -> Mira?
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Post by solarenergizer on Nov 7, 2018 21:26:03 GMT
8==D Okay, now that the pleasantries are out of the way, we can get down to business. Ask her what’s going on, but make it seem like you forgot due to all the head trauma, and not because you didn’t read your EXPLORIENTATION E-MAIL
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Post by ragingTsundere on Nov 9, 2018 13:26:48 GMT
> Mad Dog: Show TOUGH STUFF through opaque glass.
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Post by ragingTsundere on Nov 11, 2018 16:13:49 GMT
>Minmo: Take proper sanitary precautions before doing anything of sexual nature.
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Post by solarenergizer on Nov 12, 2018 1:44:55 GMT
The Overseers think this place is built to contain Highblood temper tantrums huh? You'll show them!
8==D Minmo: Tell Mad Dog to use her powerful fist rivets to smash through the glass and join you in your room, so that you may begin plotting the biggest temper tantrum to ever temper a tantrum. Alternatively, tell Mad Dog to smash through and bring her Keytar so you can add lyrics to her murdertastic refrains.
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Post by ragingTsundere on Nov 12, 2018 14:18:43 GMT
>Yeah keytar, do the thing, live the dream, be the star, it is y’all.
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Post by rosyTwin on Nov 12, 2018 16:34:39 GMT
8==D Minmia: Politley excuse yourself as you put your shoe on, pull you stockings up, and make yourself presentable. Oh, and use the LIME BEANBAG near the pedestal of the original location of the COMFTERABLY SHAPED VASE on your seat, for comfort (and to make you look taller).
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Post by ragingTsundere on Dec 16, 2018 14:20:03 GMT
*fingeR guns* whoooooooo i got command {  |
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finepoint
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Post by finepoint on Dec 16, 2018 16:41:57 GMT
hello dear friends and readers, from now on i will be posting a link to the most recent pages on mspfa instead of double updating to save myself a dang lot of time. please continue to submit commands here because i absolutely love the anonymous commands and how nobody has to register to post here. happy reading.  mspfa.com/?s=21746&p=311 |
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