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Post by Curris on Aug 29, 2017 19:55:04 GMT
Goblin!
Treasure looter and trapspringer!
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Post by Wessolf27 on Aug 29, 2017 23:32:21 GMT
Be a Witch!
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Post by zylo on Aug 30, 2017 1:13:16 GMT
> Goblin
----------------------------------------------------------------------------- She reminds me of the babe.
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Post by Curris on Aug 30, 2017 2:23:53 GMT
She's super lost. . . Like, not just "down the mountain" lost. More like "Thrown through a portal in TIME lost". She is HyperLost. None of her maps match anything. In fact, she's in your ?Underground? tomb? She thought the last staircase was going UP? What's with the crazy geometry around here?
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Aug 30, 2017 5:12:31 GMT
All three.
She was raiding a tomb for money to protect her village when she got lost.
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Post by zylo on Aug 30, 2017 14:19:59 GMT
> Little Column A Little Column B
Oh boy looks like you did it... again....
You are pretty sure you started off headed north, but then you saw that cute family of ducks... then things start to get a little blurry, your don't know where you were on the map... You are pretty sure at some point you walked down a hill and ended up on top of a mountain...
Yeah you are bad at directions.
But it doesn't matter because despite the lengthy side trip you have managed to get to the tomb you were headed for (you think..) Time to get your loot on! But before then you better make sure you didn't lose your name during the trip. That's right your name is...
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Post by Curris on Aug 30, 2017 18:29:50 GMT
Name -> Mila
Too bad this tomb was already looted. . . But there's a sweet broom and a rad pot!
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Post by venchi on Aug 30, 2017 20:59:05 GMT
Maybe there is something valuable in that coffin, better check it out
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Post by zylo on Aug 31, 2017 14:23:13 GMT
> Mila
That's right you are Mila, goblin adventurer extraordinaire! Or at least that's what you like to tell yourself...
> Check the tomb
Nothing in here but a skeleton, you don't want to dig in further due to said skeleton.
> Loot the room.
All you manage to find is a broom and a pot, you are not sure either can be described as "loot". Maybe some of the other rooms have better stuff, but it looks like you are not the first tomb raider to come here.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Aug 31, 2017 17:04:10 GMT
>Grab them anyway. They're good adventuring equipment at least.
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Post by Curris on Aug 31, 2017 17:20:54 GMT
Skeleton --> Cough. Then try to play it off like nothing happened.
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Post by zylo on Sept 1, 2017 2:28:55 GMT
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Post by Curris on Sept 1, 2017 5:37:38 GMT
Skeleton --> Peek out of the coffin. It's quiet, so that intruder is *clearly* gone by now.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Sept 4, 2017 3:36:28 GMT
Skeleton: Overdo playing dead.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Sept 4, 2017 5:22:10 GMT
Skeleton: Your nosebone itches. (even though it doesn't exist)
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Post by zylo on Sept 4, 2017 16:51:37 GMT
> Skeleton: Peek out of the coffin.
Holy crap that's a goblin! You're not prepared for this, you're not a brave warrior! Or were a brave warrior... on account of the whole dead thing! You don't even know why your'e afraid when you're not scared of dying! Oh right you just remembered the parts before dying. Yeah those suck.
> Skeleton: Overdo playing dead.
That's right! When you come across a blood thirsty goblin you play dead! and you are really REALLY good at that now! Alright perfect you will just play dead till they leave... Perfect plan. Unless you were supposed to play dead for bears...
Mila: Hey there skele-man. You wouldn't happen to know where all the loot is would you?
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Post by Curris on Sept 4, 2017 18:02:44 GMT
Lute? Why is she asking about Lutes? Is she a musician?
In any case. May ask well rise and shine and introduce yourself.
Nope, no loots here. In fact, you haven't even left the room yet. Maybe you should follow her and try to find an exit?
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Post by Wessolf27 on Sept 4, 2017 23:07:01 GMT
>Tell the miss that you have no idea because you just woke up from your death.
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Post by zylo on Sept 6, 2017 14:35:45 GMT
> Skeleton: Point to self.
Skeleton: m..m...me...Me?
Mila: Uh, yeah. You see any other undead skele-man's laying around looking all suspicious like?
She makes a fair point.
----------------------------------------------------------------- "Really there is no guarantee..."
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Post by Curris on Sept 6, 2017 18:36:26 GMT
Mila --> Why so scared? Haven't you got any Guts?
SensibleChuckle.jpeg
Skeleton --> Ask her why she's looking for treasure? Aren't there banks and jobs for making money?
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Post by zylo on Sept 9, 2017 15:27:02 GMT
> Skeleton: Answer the question.
Skeleton: If I tell you that I don't are you going to viciously murder me?
Mila: Do I look like a human adventurer?
Skeleton: ...
Mila: The answer is no.
Skeleton: oh... then my answer is no too I guess?
Mila: Great.
Mila: Well have fun sleeping then I'm going to go check out the other rooms, nice talking to you.
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Post by Wessolf27 on Sept 9, 2017 17:06:57 GMT
>Skelly: Follow that goblin! All these years of sleeping in the coffin has left a void in your heart... literally.
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Post by zylo on Sept 9, 2017 21:44:42 GMT
> Skeleton: Follow
Mila: Uhh... are you following me? Skeleton: uh...
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Post by Wessolf27 on Sept 9, 2017 23:52:06 GMT
>Skeleton: Deny it, but you totally are
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Post by ten 11 on Sept 11, 2017 2:18:18 GMT
>Begin walking ahead of her.
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