randomwriter
Your shit is wrecked
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 19, 2016 0:04:20 GMT
>Bishop, capture the orange king.
>Black King, find some way to get black queen ba- Wait!
>Ask a lady pawn to cross the board.
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 19, 2016 0:18:11 GMT
> Bishop F8: Realize your dreams of becoming a Diplomat.
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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Post by loading on Apr 19, 2016 0:20:16 GMT
Bishop D2: TAKE THE BLACK KING THROUGH THE PORTAL
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Post by 132435az on Apr 19, 2016 0:23:26 GMT
>Orange King: Use remaining paint to convert another piece to your cause
>Pawn B2: Put on a hat to show that you are NOT JUST ANOTHER PAWN
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 19, 2016 1:13:52 GMT
>White: Rook to G1. Its getting boring down here >Black: Pawn to G7. You have a plan. >White: Pan to A5. Go check out the orange guy.
Also thank you Starv, this is tons of fun to watch unfold. Is CHESS I anywhere?
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Post by BB on Apr 19, 2016 1:17:17 GMT
> E6 Hyperpawn: Hypercapture the E4 queen
The original CHESS is on the original forums. There was a frog.
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 19, 2016 1:36:24 GMT
>Black King is in check! Bishop D2 to D7 through portal at F4!
What would happen if a piece attempted to stand on a portal? Where would they be, and what would be their travel options?
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Post by thezcmme on Apr 19, 2016 1:45:54 GMT
Pawn B2: Leave the board forever, become famous.
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 19, 2016 4:44:03 GMT
>Bishop, capture the orange king.Well, enough of this orange crap. You're may be a bishop, but you're a fighter, not a lover! >Pawn B2: Put on a hat to show that you are NOT JUST ANOTHER PAWN You're not just a pawn, you're your own pawn! >Black King, find some way to get black queen ba- Wait!
You order some pawn to go be a queen, she looks lady enough.
>Bishop F8: Realize your dreams of becoming a Diplomat.
My god, you're right! Your only dream has been to shake hands with a ambassador from the white nation!
>White: Rook to G1. Its getting boring down here
Since nothing seems to be going on here, you move closer to the other pieces to talk.
>Black: Pawn to G7. You have a plan.
You hate to butt in, but there are queens to be inexplicabled!
>Black King is in check! Bishop D2 to D7 through portal at F4!
shock terror continuity
>Pawn B2: Leave the board forever, become famous.
That's right, you don't have to be a pawn at all! You can be a guy! The possibilities are endless!
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Post by BB on Apr 19, 2016 5:27:21 GMT
White Queen and Hyperpawn: Collide diagnolways at deathspeed on F5
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CHESS II
Apr 19, 2016 5:34:12 GMT
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 19, 2016 5:34:12 GMT
>Black: Rook to H7. Begin allocation of [2] FORTRESSTUDE in order to push Pawn to E7. HYPERPAWN better be ready to achieve CRITICAL MASS.
>White: Bishop to G2. Black King clearly pointed at a grey space Pawn as his future Queen. Capturing this whitespace imposter will surely benefit future diplomatic relations with the Black Kingdom.
>White Bishop D2: Ask GHOST OF ORANGE KING "Friend or Foe?"
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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CHESS II
Apr 19, 2016 14:03:19 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 19, 2016 14:03:19 GMT
Black Ambassador: Using your newfound powers of diplomacy, create the White Ambassador by merging the White Haired Knight with the Black Knight with Gnarly Duds to create the Haired Zebra with Gnarly Duds.
Black King: Suddenly, indigestion from your earlier meal. The only option is to go into the porta-potty.
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CHESS II
Apr 19, 2016 15:14:06 GMT
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Post by 132435az on Apr 19, 2016 15:14:06 GMT
>Black: Rook H8 collide with pawn H2 at an extremely high velocity
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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CHESS II
Apr 19, 2016 15:48:26 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 19, 2016 15:48:26 GMT
High-speed rook collision: Brake failure.
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 20, 2016 1:08:13 GMT
>White Queen and Hyperpawn: Collide diagnolways at deathspeed on F5White queen is now in PAWNSPACE
At this rate, it should take around 2 weeks to collide with the center. >Black: Rook to H7. Begin allocation of [2] FORTRESSTUDE in order to push Pawn to E7. HYPERPAWN better be ready to achieve CRITICAL MASS. FORTRESSTUDE is now charging 0/2 >White: Bishop to G2.That king is going to stay single whether he likes it or not! >Black Ambassador: Using your newfound powers of diplomacy, create the White Ambassador by merging the White Haired Knight with the Black Knight with Gnarly Duds to create the Haired Zebra with Gnarly Duds.They're just too darn far away! >White Bishop D2: Ask GHOST OF ORANGE KING "Friend or Foe?"Friend, probably. i should really pay more attention to minesweeper numbers
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Post by thezcmme on Apr 20, 2016 1:33:48 GMT
>White Pawn H2: Use your secret phychic abilities to your advantage
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Post by 132435az on Apr 20, 2016 1:46:30 GMT
>Black: Rook A8 screen-wrap to A1 to obtain steak sauce for next Friday's cookout
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 20, 2016 1:52:19 GMT
>Black: Rad Knight to C6 Portal. Time to fight, dude! >Black Pawn to FA5. We gotta get the big guns outs, and this Rook is reading to go.
>White Bishop D2: Roll for offering the souls of your [3] Dead Pawns to the GHOST OF THE ORANGE KING in exchange for his help.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Apr 20, 2016 2:55:37 GMT
Minesweeper face: Get bored.
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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CHESS II
Apr 20, 2016 3:03:50 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 20, 2016 3:03:50 GMT
Hair knight: move to c7 Then: Black ambassador: Commence Zebra-ification immediately.
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Post by BB on Apr 20, 2016 4:38:52 GMT
>Black King: The time is now. Detonate all the mines at once and send your enemies to their maker! Bwahahahaha!
>The time: actually don't be now
(>White Rook: Don't forget to keep charging your attack, fella!)
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Post by eerr on Apr 20, 2016 5:06:29 GMT
White Queen: Pawnspace is like hyperspace, hyperspace is in Space Cadet(on every windows machine), and furthermore, Space Cadet is a pinball game. Therefore you are now a pinball.
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 20, 2016 21:49:30 GMT
> Black Ambassador: Move to B4. Practice diplomacy with pawn.
> White Pawn C2: Be devastated that your senpai, White pawn B2 NEVER NOTICED YOU ;-;.
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Raise of the Conductor's Baton
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CHESS II
Apr 20, 2016 22:29:20 GMT
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Post by loading on Apr 20, 2016 22:29:20 GMT
Pawn G7: Be a White Spy.
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randomwriter
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Post by randomwriter on Apr 21, 2016 21:59:29 GMT
>White Queen, find a way out!
>Black King, offer to free White Queen, in exchange for his own choice babe.
>White King, respond, showing us how much you're like Jake English.
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