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Post by alexmdle on Apr 26, 2016 13:21:45 GMT
> Checkers army: Invade. Send a scouting party.
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 27, 2016 1:35:45 GMT
>Pawn E5: Advance. HYPERPAWN's gravity well throws you off course. >Black Ambassador: Move to D4 and attempt to apologize to Orange King for how the Black Kingdom (specifically the other Bishop) treated him and his right to be Orange. Offer safe passage back to Orange King's rightfully claimed base of operations, B7. You quickly apologize, but I think he's so cheerful he doesn't care. 1/6 >Rook G1: GET UP. You're just too tall. >Checkers army: Send a scouting party. We're trying! >White Queen: Estimate time until collision with the center of HYPERPAWN. Well, from what I can see, it would be about 2 weeks. >Black: HYPERPAWN to F4. Consume portal-pottys in attempt to increase QUANTUM ENTAGLEMENT. Well, make that one week. 2/6 >King E1: Take a single, kingly, step to D1. >Black King, actually pay troops. Well, it counts. 3/6 >White Spy: Sabotage something! You wouldn't sabotage anything but the black spy. You use the time to think of a plan instead. >Pawn A7: Become Black Spy already. Well, that solves that problem. 4/6 >Rook at F3: move to F2 You cannot move while charged! >Black Ambassador: Decree that black and white should stand hand in hand as a new kingdom: The Orange Kingdom. Looks like they bumped up the price. News travels fast.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 27, 2016 1:53:02 GMT
ROOK BATTLE MENU LVL proportionate to FORTRESSTUDE used. TECH and OPERANDI results under Spoiler for convenience. _ROOK TECH Lvl 2: Hoodoo HeavePush a friendly( or enemy) between 1-3 spaces. _ROOK OPERANDI Lvl 2: RampartnerSummon a new friendly pawn that you can deposit at any time, but only in a cardinal direction. _ROOK TECH Lvl 4: Minaret MusterSummon (4) friendly Pawns around you or an enemy you can attack, positioned at four cardinal directions. _ROOK OPERANDI Lvl 4: The White MonolithUpgrade ( or downgrade) a friendly piece into a Rook. _ROOK TECH Lvl 6: Cliffs of DoverSummon an entire row or column of friendly Pawn on the row/column you are currently on. Does not damage enemies and usual Pawn movement still in play. Immobilized for (1) turns _ROOK OPERANDI Lvl 6: Pharos Greek PhireDestroy all enemies in either your row or your column, regardless of obstacles. Immobilized for (2) turns
BISHOP BATTLE MENU LVL proportionate to HOLY CRUSADE used. TECH and OPERANDI results under Spoiler for convenience. _BISHOP TECH Lvl 2: Evangenetics Instead of attacking an enemy piece, convert it to your side. (Must be in unblocked diagonal to bishop). Pawns can be automatically converted, noble pieces must be rolled for DIVINE-DICE. Careful! A critical miss (1 or 0) will result in the conversion of one of your own pieces to the enemy side! _BISHOP OPERANDI Lvl 2: Fire and Broomstone Your HELL FIRE attack is chilled and reinvented by SCRIPTURE. Summon two new pawns to spread the WORD.
_BISHOP TECH Lvl 4: Lazarus Lazer Bless a friendly piece with a second hit point, or revive a fallen Bishop.
_BISHOP OPERANDI Lvl 4: Cannon of the Mass Send your LOYAL ACOLYTES flying at deathspeed at your enemies. Amount of ammo relative to remaining friendly pawns on the board.
One shot per turn. Immobilized for (1) turns after running out of ACOLYTES or stopping fire. _BISHOP TECH Lvl 6: Transcendent Assisi-tance Call upon a mighty, mysterious, and OTHERWORLDY being to impartially intercede on the checkered field of battle.
_BISHOP OPERANDI Lvl 6: Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Crossfire
Destroy all enemies in your diagonal 'X' of movement, regardless of obstacles. Immobilized for (2) turns
Not sure what's going on with the checker army, or where those huge porta-potties came from but... >White Spy: Execute convoluted plan against Black Spy.
>Black Rook A8: Explode from not moving the whole fucking game. >Black Rook H7: ROOK OPERANDI Lvl 2: Rampartner
>Tall Rook: Roll G1-G2 to F1-F2
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Post by DS Piron on Apr 27, 2016 4:14:43 GMT
>Rook @ G1(& G2): Roll to E1 (& E2) > Bishop @ D2: Help the rook up, somehow. > Pawn @ F6: Advance. > Pawn @ F6: Advance! > Pawn @ F6: Advance, Dame You! > Pawn @ F6: FULL ADVANCE!
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Post by loading on Apr 27, 2016 15:51:31 GMT
Black Ambassador, move back to White Ambassador, then offer a peaceful negotiation the only way you both know how: Play a game of chess.
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Post by crossedcaravan on Apr 27, 2016 23:40:47 GMT
> Pawn B2: Crawl back to the board with broken dreams and ambitions. Not because you suck, but because you were too successful.
> Checkers: Turn out to be a lovable hive mind.
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Post by loading on Apr 28, 2016 2:45:55 GMT
Black Bishop: use evangenetics on WK, then keep charging up towards Cannon of the Mass.
Orange King: Win over the Mine Sweeper smiley. He has the right attitude and he ALMOST has the right color.
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Post by ForestGardener on Apr 28, 2016 4:20:46 GMT
> Rook F3: Cliffs of Dover (Row)
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Post by Crazed Cat Guest Edition on Apr 28, 2016 20:02:52 GMT
>BLACK SPY: EXPLAIN MOVESET! >WHITE SPY! EXPLAIN MOVESET!
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Apr 28, 2016 22:58:25 GMT
Minesweeper face: Get bored and leave.
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Post by alexmdle on Apr 28, 2016 23:14:57 GMT
> Black Bishop B7: Summon Ed the Undying from the quantum space to the left.
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Post by Actually Ed on Apr 29, 2016 3:52:14 GMT
>Black Bishop B7: Summon Ed the Undying from the quantum space to the left. >White Spy: Execute convoluted plan against Black Spy. I feel like you could have made this a lot simpler by just shooting him. >Black Rook H7: ROOK OPERANDI Lvl 2: Rampartner A pawn has been deployed. +1 plot hole >Rook @ G1(& G2): Roll to E1 (& E2) The only thing you seem good at now is being one of those logs-under-the-plank moving things. >Black Ambassador, move back to White Ambassador, then offer a peaceful negotiation the only way you both know how: Play a game of chess. A game of quickChess has been created! (6) HOLY CRUSADE has been fully charged! >Rook F3: Cliffs of Dover (Row) 6 pawns have been deployed. >Checkers: Turn out to be a lovable hive mind. That would be easy, if we weren't stuck in pawnspace. >Pawn B2: Crawl back to the board with broken dreams and ambitions. Not because you suck, but because you were too successful. I knew we were going to get backlash from those branded paper towels.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 29, 2016 3:59:50 GMT
(Shouldn't both ROOKs have empty bars, and shouldn't the Pawn Black Rook deployed ride him like the Knight+Pawn two pages back. Just a thought. I just make Battle Menus so I dunno ) >White Queen: Combine efforts with Checker Hivemind and their Portal-potty in order reach the center of the HYPERPAWN quicker. Accelerate from deathspeed to doubledeath speed. >Black: Rook to A5. Release your pentup anger from being trapped the whole game on the poor White Pawn. >White Ambassador: Knight to D3
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Post by alexmdle on Apr 29, 2016 7:44:33 GMT
> White Rook E1 (& E2): Realize new calling as the White Piston.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on Apr 29, 2016 8:59:04 GMT
pawn B4: Get rid of minesweeper face.
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Post by loading on Apr 29, 2016 15:10:58 GMT
Black bishop: Cannon of the masses.
Portal-potties: Link QuickChess to standard board.
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Post by eerr on Apr 29, 2016 20:04:32 GMT
White pawn at H3: Move to H4.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 21:28:56 GMT
>Tall Rook: Become famous due to your TALLNESS attribute, which no other piece has!
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Post by It's me, BB on Apr 29, 2016 23:06:09 GMT
> Ghost of orange pawn: Spew orange repulsion gel ectoplasm north
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Post by loading on Apr 29, 2016 23:15:20 GMT
Miniboard: white: pawn a4
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Post by LoverIan on May 3, 2016 7:53:08 GMT
>Pawn A5 to Black Bishop >Orange Ghost: Move to Hyperpawn and attempt possession >White Pawn H2: Take up the robes of the clergy
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Post by celestialghost on May 4, 2016 17:37:15 GMT
>Minichess white bishop: Bless white rook with INSURMOUNTABLE GIRTH.
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Post by GreatKaiserNui on May 5, 2016 2:27:12 GMT
>Black King: Not wanting to be outdone with the new pawns, summon tank.
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Post by diggy1011 on Jun 25, 2016 3:53:58 GMT
>Pawn B2: Realize youre homesick and come back
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 25, 2016 18:02:55 GMT
White bishop, use holy majyks to summon a monopoly board around the chess board.
Whit king, play monopoly.
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