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Post by cassis on Oct 29, 2017 20:31:50 GMT
a/n: FUCK I SWEAR I JUST MADE THE SQUIDDLE BLUSH CUS I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE BUT ITS NAME IS NOW DIRTYBRAIN GUTTERHEAD BECAUSE OF THAT COMMENT cealvan
You don't think Nanna will miss this. Nanna prefers holding her things the good old fashioned way, in a chaotic assortment in her pockets. You respect her for that, but your current accouterment does not support auxillary pockets.
That makes you wonder then, where did this blank captchalogue card come from?
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Post by Curris on Oct 30, 2017 3:30:33 GMT
I think Captchalogue cards just sorta naturally accumulate, like snow and rain. They just sort of materialize as needed like a perfectly reasonable natural phenomenon. Don't worry about it.
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Post by cassis on Oct 31, 2017 3:35:04 GMT
 Oh this is perfect for the stick half of your bindle! You remove your mysterious FUÇKADE and COMBINED it with the SHEPHERDS CROOK. You consider taking a gun or the tall flask to use instead but this seems like the LEAST LIFE THREATENING OPTION. Those guns are weapons and those flasks are filled with cocaine probably No, these flasks are for SCIENCE. Nanna must be trying to make something. Soap maybe, the room smells like lavender today. Those beakers are just begging to be mixed, she shouldn't leave such tempting playthings laid out like that. |
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Post by Curris on Oct 31, 2017 5:00:31 GMT
Clearly, drink the flasks. Purple is Widely known for being DELICIOUS.
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Post by cassis on Oct 31, 2017 21:33:52 GMT
Hey! no update today, but its halloweeb and I wanted to draw a cover to this finally! (pls excuse the godawful compression i dont know how to fix that)I tried not to vary too far from the style i draw AA in. Uhh, say hi to the cast of the first few chapters! |
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Post by cassis on Nov 2, 2017 6:35:05 GMT
You twirl the crook in a way that was originally not cool, but gradually became cool. Your newly forged BINDLE is can now be utilized to FERRY MODESTLY SIZED OBJECTS and boosts your overall INVENTORY SPACE. You theorize that your bindle could accommodate 3 squiddles max. You love squiddles! So supple and reassuring, but far too simple minded for your taste. You wouldn't want Shorty to see them in your sylladex, acquiring them was merely a hypothetical situation…
The yellow squiddle, DIRTYBRAIN GUTTERHEAD, already watched you down a slutload of nut. You saw him blush. You’re concerned it may be a weird fetish thing. You’re too nervous to confront him about your voractious depravity. |
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Post by cassis on Nov 4, 2017 19:54:15 GMT
>> Your inventory space increased by 3. The additional space is easily accessible so long as Leslie posses the set appendages required to hold the CROOK.
>>Analyze Annals Have you mentioned recently that YOUR VISION IS LARGELY OBSCURED BY DARKNESS? You can see adequately enough to get around, but the bindings of the books are mostly abtruse. You allocate your CANE to your STRIFE SPECIBUS, already too apathetic to tote it around. The additional space your BINDLE allocates is now only accessible while your MAIN WEAPON is armed. |
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Post by Curris on Nov 4, 2017 20:09:31 GMT
Nice poster! Guy on the Left looks fashionably sinister.
Hrm, that crook would be great to dance out a rendition of "Putting on the Ritz".
Hey, what's that red box on the bookshelf?
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Post by cassis on Nov 7, 2017 19:42:56 GMT
 You penetrate the archway into the kitchen. Unlike the living room, your stroll is filled with light produced by flickering candles and a overhead lamp. The light switch to your left operates ALL ELECTRICITY IN THE LIVING ROOM and is presently in the OFF position. However, the light switch to your right is reversed in the ON position. Wiring here was not installed with common sense in mind. >>Examine altar Nanna may be a woman of science, but her faith triumphs above all. All good christian homes must have a cross wall, how will anyone else know what religion you are? This hearth’s incandescence warms up the kitchen with the flames of the holy trinity, a white candle to represent purity, and your personal KANYE WEST candle. All of the lights are important, and you are honored that your Nanna would permit the songwriters visage among her Gods. He is very important to you, and the bards lyrics strike your heartstrings with an incredible battuto. A quick prayer toward the rappers irreverence to be your KANYE BEST fills you with inspiration. As a runaway you pray your feet don't fail you now. |
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Post by Curris on Nov 7, 2017 20:17:11 GMT
Consider arming yourself with a cross, to ward off vampires, skeletons, wraiths, zombies, spectres, ghouls, ghasts, and other FOES from BEYOND THE GRAVE. Several of those crosses would make good shuriken as well. Plus, I bet your Sylladex could handle the shape of them pretty well.
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Post by cealvan on Nov 8, 2017 3:24:09 GMT
talking about that, i'm not sure if you mentioned, but what Weapons do you have, if someone is out there killing people to chuck through your window, you may want to be armed.
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Post by cassis on Nov 11, 2017 21:38:16 GMT
Without a second thought, you surrender to the sweet temptation that has been plaguing you ever since you came downstairs. Your thirst overtakes your motor control and you drink the DELICIOUS LOOKING PURPLE FLASK. Purple is widely acknowledged to be the tastiest color, but the lukewarm temperature and lack of caffeine make this drink largely unpleasurable.
Youre not sure why you did that. You burp, the smell of regurgitated lavender hitting your olfactory senses like a truck. You now SMELL LIKE LAVENDER, a feat which is now recorded in your STATSHEET. |
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Post by Curris on Nov 12, 2017 19:09:16 GMT
If you go outside, you'll probably be SWARMED BY BEES --> Which would BEE AWESOME.
You'll be like THE PAIN, a super awesome commando dude.
(Also, unbeknownst to you, congratulations on increasing your POWER and ALCHEMY)
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Post by cassis on Nov 13, 2017 19:41:01 GMT
Certainly Nanna won't miss one of these. The cross is a very common shape to find in the sky, and your sylladex registers the cross’ shape similar to that of Crux. Snuggled in the breast of Centarus and, above Musca the fly, The Southern Cross lays as one of the most boring and rudimentary constellations you've ever researched. You have never seen it in real life, as it is only visible between Mexico and the South Pole, but it looks more like a kite or manta ray to you.
The northern cross, Cygnus the swan, you think is much cooler.
Now if you run into any undead monsters you could give them the old one-two.
Of course. This lightswitch controls the lights in the living room. You don't know how it turned off in the first place, Nanna usually keeps a piece of tape over it to insure it is always ON. You’re beginning to wonder if someone was over without your knowing. You feel an unease descend from on high like an angel of crippling anxiety. What if someone was in the house? You feel like you’re being watched. |
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Post by Curris on Nov 14, 2017 0:30:22 GMT
You know, of course, that there is still the looming threat of whomever hucked a decapitated head through your window. I'd say that your house *is* watched, or at least known to your aggressors.
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Post by cassis on Nov 17, 2017 21:15:27 GMT
You cautiously step back out into the living room. Apparently not cautiously enough, as you are assaulted by… something that you have difficulty comprehending. As your freeze, it remains hanging still in the air impossibly. Your CELLPHONE vibrates and hums, alerting you that a chum has sent you a message. You respond hesitantly.
superHero(SH) has messaged unfortunateAsterism(UA)
SH: DONT BE SCARED SH: Leslie!!! SH: Answer me you hangnail!!! SH: Dont punch it!!! SH: actually i dont even know if you can touch this thing... lol nvm you should try SH: and dont be mad!!! SH: but i started playing without you!!!!! UA: WHAT SH: uhh ok so SH: I'm in control of that big red thing!!! SH: I was just finishing a tutorial I guess??? UA: THIS IS PART OF THE GAME? I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED DOWNLOADING IT YET! SH: oh uhhhhh??? yeah you did... SH: I connected to your player server when your UI came up a while ago!!! SH: I thought you knew  ... UA: English? SH: Can you not see the huge things in your living room??? UA: what theres other shit besides the GIANT RED RECTANGLE? SH: well its technically a pentagon uhh...
You try to process what is going on.
SH: but yeah there’s more UA: what did you do SH: I thought you would see them... I put them down before you came downstairs!!! SH: the game comes with a lot of free machines I can deploy so I just SH: stretched out the living room a bit??? UA: you did what
You are inexplicably filled with animosity.
UA: oh my GOD SHORTY???
UA: WHAT THE FUCK MAN SH: dont freak out!!!!!!! UA: MY LIVING ROOM IS LIKE UA: FILLED WITH CRAP UA: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE SH: no ok let me explain!!! SH: you need this stuff for the game!!! SH: I connected as your server after I saw your user appeared as a player client SH: so i deployed the cruxtruder, alchemeter and totem laithe all in the same room SH: but I didnt want to ruin anything so I was extra cautious with this huge cursor thing SH: and you need to prototype your sprite as soon as possible!!! UA: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS UA: SPEAK UA: ENGLISH UA: YOU ACTUAL TWATCABBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SH: The game lets me build shit in your house!!! SH: and that lets me see your immediate surroundings??? UA: SO YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING WITH MY HOUSE? ? SH: yeah!!! UA: IM SITTING HERE HAVING A PANIC ATTACK THINKING SOMEONE HAD BROKEN IN SH: pfffft ive been watching you the whole time Les you dont look paniced UA: IVE HAD A VERY STRESSFUL MORNING UA: ON ACCOUNT THAT THERE IS AND STILL CONTINUES TO BE-- UA: AND YOU CAN TAKE A LOOK FOR YOURSELF IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME UA: A BLEEDING CORPSE ON MY BATHROOM FLOOR! |
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Post by Curris on Nov 19, 2017 5:48:06 GMT
Shorty --> Go use the cursor to retrieve the corpse. Bring it back to Leslie to confirm that it is, in fact, the corpse she is worried about. Tell her that it's clearly harmless. It's not going to come back to life and bite her or anything.
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Post by cassis on Nov 19, 2017 17:01:05 GMT
SH: yeah actually I was meaning to check that out… UA: you dont believe me do you SH: you have a habit of freaking out over nothing SH: I just want to see whats up!!!
HERA: Tell me exactly what you see. SH: theres blood on a painting in the hallway SH: but I dont see him anywhere... HERA: He may have moved. Follow the 6lood. SH: how could he move, I thought you said he was dead??? HERA: Dyin9, not dead. HERA: It is your jo6 to facilitate his success. HERA: He may require your assistance locatin9 the Ascendant. SH: Leslie SH: Their name is Leslie. HERA: That is a pleasant title of persona9e. I will correct my 6asic comprehendin9 of your lan9ua9e accordin9ly. SH: yeah friends call each other by our first names here SH: or nicknames!!! SH: Everyone calls me Shorty  HERA: Shorty. Another fascinatin9 nomanclature. HERA: Humans have such 6izarre, unpronouncea6le morphemes I stru99le to recreate. HERA: Enou9h for now. We dont have much time left. HERA: Leslie must prototype their kernalsprite quickly. HERA: Locate Hamala and lead him to the Cruxtruder. SH: Gotcha!!!
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Post by cassis on Nov 19, 2017 18:33:40 GMT
What the fuck is this? It looks like a teleporter pad from Star Trek.
Leslie: Beam me up Shorty!
Well that was fucking stupid. It was a good try though.
UA: Hey dude
UA: you believe me now?
UA: whats all this stuff do anyway?
UA: i mean its a huge eyesore and its blocking my front door I dont want this here forever
UA: Shorty?
UA: Shorty answer me this is stupid.
UA: You are stupid.
UA: I'M stupid.
UA: I already hate this game. |
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Post by Curris on Dec 13, 2017 19:34:11 GMT
(I thought I had posted a reply here. Must have lost it.)
Also, I realize that a lot more is on the mirror than here. I'm catching up now.
I like your depiction of trees on page 69 by Victor's tower.
Victor -> Take control of the narrative for the flashback. Don't fuck it up. Nah, just kidding, go mad with power.
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Post by cealvan on Feb 9, 2018 16:12:43 GMT
>turn around, and see the body floating there
>freak out.
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Post by typeandkey on Mar 5, 2018 9:42:38 GMT
>Tear pages out of those books and eat them. This is very important to leveling up.
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Post by cealvan on Sept 27, 2018 16:02:41 GMT
thread> revive
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