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Post by liqxid on Nov 15, 2017 0:10:32 GMT
>RUTH: Explain healthy animosity.
There is absolutely nothing healthy about your relationship with CO, the pure unbridled hatred you have for him is that which cannot be matched. Everything about him makes you want to swallow your own tongue and choke on it, as it would release you from the confines of this world that has such a detestable, uncultured, full of himself, prick.
You initially met him through Izzy, as you did SC, all three of you being forced to put up with one another in order to gain Izzy's favour. She wants you all to get along, so you generally avoid bringing one another up with her, mostly in fear of revealing your shared animosity. SC was the least hostile, instead of anger and hatred, he feared you. And apparently he WAS close with CO, but you only payed attention to the two of them when Izzy chose to speak of when the two had visited her for summer vacation two years ago.
>RUTH: Dab on that hater.
D... Dab on him?
You're not sure what that means. You can only assume it means to hit him with a fish, yet that makes no sense.
You hate fish.
>RUTH: Open SBURB.
You pop open your SBURB from your taskbar, viewing Izzy's room for the first time in a couple months.
She seems to of done her best to move things around, but with how much of a weakling she is it was only to be expected not much would be different.
BQ: Alright, Sburb is open and I can see you.
OO: oh !!!
OO: great so we can start playing now ??
BQ: We sure can. Wow.
BQ: Your room hasn't changed at all since I was last there.
OO: well yeah
OO: you were here not too long ago remember
BQ: Duuuuh.
BQ: And you still haven't erased that drawing I did on your whiteboard?
OO: nope !!!
OO: i dont think ill ever erase it !!
OO: cause i love your art
OO: its so freaking goooooooooood
BQ: OMG. I'm blushing like mad, gurll.
OO: ;B
BQ: I'm going to drop some shit now.
BQ: You ready?
OO: heck. YES.
>RUTH: Get to work.
OO: wait alice
OO: ALICE WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BED
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>IZZY: Stop being the other girl.
You have stopped being the other girl just in time to yell at said girl.
OO: ALICE
OO: WHY DID U TOSS MY SHIT
OO: IM GONNA DIE
BQ: Lmao. Well, I had to make some room, y'know?
BQ: Everything's fucking huge.
OO: DONT
OO: DONT THROW AWAY ANYMORE STUFF PLEASE
OO: my parents are probably so confused right now
BQ: Uuuugh. Don't worry about them, Izzy.
OO: how can i not ??!!!
OO: THEYRE MY PARENTS ALICE
BQ: Pshaw. Parents, shmarents.
BQ: We've still got, like. 16 Build Grist, or whatever left over. So if you want anymore improvements to be amde to your room, lemme know.
OO: NO
OO: YOUVE DONE ENOUGH
OO: im gonna check these things out sINCE THEYRE JUST OH SO IMPORTANT THAT MY STUFF HAD TO BE THROWN OUT THE HECKIN WINDOW
BQ: Good idea! I have absolutely no idea what this garbage is, so watching you scramble about should give me ample information for when you connect to me as my server player.
BQ: I'll ignore the sarcasm, though, since you're mad and you don't mean any of it.
OO: I AM MAD
OO: AND I MEAN ALL OF IT
OO: YA BUTT
BQ: <3333
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Post by raisingchaos on Nov 15, 2017 6:50:18 GMT
> Calm down and try to get that tube thingy open on the cruxtruder
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Post by Curris on Nov 15, 2017 8:09:29 GMT
Use the remaining grist to make a funhouse slide outside. That'd be wicked radical. I can't think of a single kid who wouldn't want a kickass slide in their bedroom.
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Post by tyrantsacedia on Nov 15, 2017 22:45:11 GMT
RUTH: Give Izzy a pillow to scream into, since she’s so angry.
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Post by liqxid on Nov 19, 2017 2:17:45 GMT
Announcement; I'll be going on another small hiatus as I work out some irl issues. Sorry, but thanks for all the support and suggestions thus far, it means the world to me that people have taken an interest in Abodebound.
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Post by Curris on Nov 19, 2017 4:14:08 GMT
No problem. Good luck with your stuff.
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Post by liqxid on Nov 30, 2017 13:35:58 GMT
>RUTH: Use Grist Wisely.
 Fuck that.
You're making a sick ass slide.
Because what kid DOESN'T want a slide in their bedroom?
>RUTH: Give Izzy a pillow to scream into.
You can see the disapproval in her eye as you bring the pillow over to her.
>IZZY: Get tube thingy open on Cruxtruder.
You have no idea what the CRUXTRUDER is, but you're going to assume it's this, since it does indeed have a tube-y thingy on it.
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Doesn't seem to want to budge! Hm...
You'll have to ask Alice to help you open it, it seems.
OO: hey i think im sposed to open this thingyBQ: Really? What tipped you off?
BQ: Was it the fact that it has an extremely suspect cap on it?
BQ: Or was it perhaps magical leprechauns whispering sweet nothings in your ear?OO: oh it was totally the tiny green people
OO: you cant see them tho
OO: cause they only reveal themselves to those pure of heart
OO: sorry alice but youre the least pure person i knowBQ: Gasp!
BQ: I cannot believe this.
BQ: I am less pure than even Lily?OO: well yeah
OO: at least hes not writing vampire smutBQ: I am so offended.OO:  BQ: Despite how much offence I have taken to your statements, I will still assist you in opening the Cruxtruder.OO: ok so that IS what it is
OO: goodBQ: Totes.
BQ: Lemme just grab something.
BQ: Watch your head.
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OO: HOLY SHIT THAT ALMOST HIT ME
BQ: Sorry.
BQ: But to be fair,
BQ: I did tell you to watch your head.
OO: ://////
OO: whatever i guess.... near death experience or no
OO: it's open now !!!
BQ: Awesome, now we can move on.
>IZZY: Observe flashing orb.
It's really pretty! You don't wanna stare at it too long, though. It's hurting your eyes, AND your head!
It's like an epilepsy inducer, and you'd rather not have a seizure, cause those are scary!
OO: so uh
OO: whats the seizure machine thingBQ: It is called your Kernelsprite.OO: ooooooBQ: Yeah, I know right? So fancy.OO: but waitBQ: What?OO: how do you know what its called
OO: is there like a name when you hover over itBQ: No. GameFaqs.OO: oh
OO: uh
OO: okBQ: What? You look upset.OO: no its nothing!
OO: its just that sc said the same thing earlier and it kinda made me sadBQ: He told you about it, too?
BQ: I actually just remembered he told me about this hella cool walkthrough he was reading to get some idea of what Sburb even is.
BQ: I'm reading the walkthrough now, too. It's made by this one person who has absolutely superb writing.
BQ: "tentacleTherapist"
BQ: Apparently they and their friends have already made it into the game.OO: well thats cool
OO: can you link me to it?
OO: i wanna see what they wroteBQ: Sure. Gimme a sec.
BQ: www.gamefaqs.com/pc/190052-sburb/faqs/73537OO: ......
OO: thats a lot of reading
OO: suddenly i dont want to read itBQ: After I go through all the trouble to send you the link?
BQ: How fucking rude.OO: bite meBQ: Don't tempt me ;DOO: ewwww !!!
OO: dont be gross !!!BQ: Sorry.OO: ok so
OO: whats this number thingy countdown a ma bobBQ: Oh, that is counting down to a meteor landing on your current location.OO: WHATBQ: Yeah. Scary, isn't it?OO: HOW ARE YOU SO CALMBQ: Easy.
BQ: I absolutely am not calm right now, at all.
BQ: I'm actually freaking the fuck out.
BQ: However you cannot see it.OO: holy fuck.........
OO: well uh
OO: i better get figuring this out huhBQ: Yup. If you get stuck let me know.
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Post by Curris on Dec 1, 2017 1:47:20 GMT
Obviously, have Pillowfight with Kernelsprite. It's a guest in your bedroom, and guests have pillow fights. You're 90% sure that that is a rule.
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Post by raisingchaos on Dec 1, 2017 8:50:43 GMT
> Throw your octopus friend in there!
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Post by msrmfan1 on Dec 1, 2017 18:17:18 GMT
> Check to see if Sprinkles is okay.
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Post by tyrantsacedia on Dec 1, 2017 22:00:46 GMT
Izzy: Check the inside if the Cruxtruder for anything else.
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Post by Too_Lazy_to_Make_an_Account on Dec 3, 2017 7:00:50 GMT
IZZY: YOU MUST SAVE SIR JULIAN DEATHBRINGER FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THE CRUXTRUDER AT ONCE!!!
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Post by Nobody on Dec 3, 2017 14:24:11 GMT
Sprinkles: jump into the sprite
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Post by tardigradeSoothsayer on Dec 3, 2017 21:03:08 GMT
>Check out the other machines, they’re probably important.
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Post by Somebo6y in the Earth on Dec 3, 2017 21:54:50 GMT
>IZZY: Shoot the Kernelsprite with your water gun
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Post by HadesDedov on Dec 4, 2017 5:55:02 GMT
>Ruth : Tell Izzy to whatever she does dont throw anything into it ye-
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Post by Husad. on Dec 5, 2017 0:54:23 GMT
>Ruth: Tell Izzy to throw shit at the kernelsprite
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Post by liqxid on Dec 5, 2017 15:04:14 GMT
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OO: wow this things really flipping out
OO: i think its also  trying to say something
OO: can you translate kernelsprite?BQ: Does it look liek I can?OO: .... noBQ: Yeah, so no shit I can't translate XD
BQ: But I can give you a hand.
BQ: Since based on this walkthrough,
BQ: it appears that it is asking to be prototype'd.OO: :0BQ: Apparently it needs to happen before you enter.
BQ: Doesn't specify what'll happen if you don't, though.
BQ: But, eh. Apparently you can put whatever the fuck you want in it.
BQ: So, I was thinking.OO: :0 BQ: I could add that Frog statue you had in Rh'zorrs tank.OO: yeah that could totally work!
OO: plus its a froggy!
OO: i love froggys
>RUTH: Put dat boi in Kernelsprite.
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The kernalsprite has been prototype'd with the FROG TROPHY, creating FROGGOSPRITE.
And he is soooo totally cute! Look at him and his adorable wittle wings! Such a good boy!
Who's a good froggo! You are, yes you are!
>IZZY: Kiss the sprite.
Okay, look. You know you've done some stupid things today but you're not about to --
Wait, no, no you're going to resist!
R.... Resist....
>IZZY: Resist.
You're trying!
To distract yourself, you decide to look at Sprinkles' tank, now knocked over and no longer useable.
It's not like he even used it anyway, so it will not be missed.
>IZZY: Check on Sprinkles.
You look out your window, glancing down into your backyard, already seeing the wiggly tentacles of your pet.
You're not sure how he taught himself to open doors, but he did it, and now he causes havoc throughout the entire neighbourhood. You raised a common thug of an Octopus son, and you're ashamed of both him, and yourself.
>IZZY: Throw Sprinkles into sprite.
You would, if he were within your reach. You suppose you could ask Ruth, to see if she can reach him, but... Look at him. He's having a good time, being all wiggly and cute.
You're in a complicated relationship with Sprinkles.
>IZZY: Mourn squiddle.
Poor Sir Julian Deathbringer, we hardly knew ye.
May he rest in peace in wherever squiddles go when they die, or are eternally trapped under heavy objects.
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Oh, right. This thing is still here. Doing it's thing. It's oddly hypnotizing thing.
>IZZY: Pillow fight your guest.
It may be weird and floaty, but it still seems to have thoughts and stuff! Which, in your house, means it is a guest! And guests have to partake in a customary pillow fight in order to properly welcome them!
BQ: Alright, we should probably move on n
BQ: Izzy.
BQ: Izzy what are you doing.
BQ: IZZY!!!!!
BQ: NO!
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You made him a sweepy boy!
Who's a good sleepy froggy boy! You are, yes you are!
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You're playing this game with a simpleton.
Perhaps having an aneurysm wouldn't be such a bad idea, at least that way you would be spared from whatever horrendous shenanigans Izzy seems to always get herself into. Such as prototyping her sprite WITH A PILLOW.
BQ: Izzy, I swear to fucking god.
OO: what??? whatd i do???
BQ: You know damn well what you did.
OO: yeah
OO: yeah i do
OO: and it was the best choice ever!!!
OO: i didnt even know you could prototype it two times
OO: but now i do so its awesome!!!
OO: just look at him alice
OO: hes such a sleepy boy
OO: alice?
BQ: Hm? Sorry.
BQ: I was attempting to summon an eldritch terror, and sacrifice myself to it.
BQ: Because dying would be great right about now.
OO: :////
>IZZY: Try to get stuff out of the Cruxtruder.
You do just that, spinning the wheel you tried to earlier.
You have no idea what to do with these lil' green cylinders. They look pretty, though!
OO: ok so!
OO: what are these and how do
BQ: Those are Cruxite Dowels.
BQ: You use them to create stuff using the Alchemiter.
BQ: First you have to carve them, however. It seems that if you do not carve them, they create a Perfectly Generic Object.
OO: thats so cool!
BQ: Yeah. You want to try it?
OO: heck YES
BQ: Alright, then go to the Totem Lathe.
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OO: okay im on it!!!
BQ: That's not the Totem Lathe.
OO: oh
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OO: is this one the totem lathe
BQ: Yes, it is.
OO: awesome!
OO: so
OO: how do
BQ: Well, first you're going to need a punched card.
BQ: We don't have the Punch Designix, though, so I doubt we can make it.
OO: can you not put that down for some reason???
BQ: Yeah. It doesn't cost build grist to make, it seems to require something we have not yet come across.
BQ: Probably something you can only find in the game.
OO: oh ok!
OO: so we cnat use it yet???
OO: that doesnt make a lot of sense tho like
OO: how do i """"""""enter"""""""""" the game
BQ: You need to use the captcha card I put in your room in tandem with the Totem Lathe, a Cruxtie Dowel, and then the Alchemiter, dingus.
OO: OH
OO: SO THATS WHAT THATS FOR OK
OO: ok i understand everything now
BQ: Do you really?
OO: no but let me pretend ok
OO: ive been fucking up a lot today
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Post by raisingchaos on Dec 5, 2017 15:46:31 GMT
> use the card to carve the cruxite
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Post by SPookY bOy! on Dec 5, 2017 21:18:29 GMT
> you could do what she says or..
> get that froggo a blanket he's cold and needs rest like every growing boy!
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Post by Husad. on Dec 6, 2017 3:10:33 GMT
>Izzy: You shall read every single word of the game walk through until you memorize every single letter!
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Post by Curris on Dec 6, 2017 4:40:02 GMT
Make some spare Cruxite dowels, and put them in your dad's Garage. He'll probably enjoy crafting something out of them sometime in the future. Also, that device has a limitless supply of them.
Ooh, maybe you could carve one down into like jewelry, or fabricate furniture out of cruxite, like chairs or something, and sell it on Etsy or something. You'll be internet rich before you know it!
Izzy --> Examine punched card
OOC --> Pillowfighting the sprite absolutely made my day! Great work!
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Post by venus on Dec 6, 2017 9:29:03 GMT
> Izzy: Take and examine the card. PS: I had to compose something, so I made a little theme for Izzy while reading this. Keep up the good work! |
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Post by Discordstuckteam on Dec 8, 2017 3:56:17 GMT
> Izzy: Examine strange captchalogue card.
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Post by liqxid on Dec 8, 2017 12:27:58 GMT
>IZZY: Ignore Ruths advice.
You decide to temporarily ignore Ruth in favour of giving your new Sprite buddy a blanket! You rushed into your parents' room, snagging one of the spares they have, and returned with time to spare. About 5 minutes to spare, if the Cruxtruder's countdown is anything to go by.
>IZZY: Read every last word of the Walkthrough.
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Ignoring the nagging inside your head, you decide to go make some more dowels. They're probably super useful, and it appears as though they can't run out.
>IZZY: Give your father some dowels.
What a good idea! You pick up three dowels, and bring them down to Poppa's garage, dropping them in there so he can use them if he wants to!
Speaking of Poppa, he and Momma have already made their way into the living room to do whatever it is adults do.
>IZZY: Check out punched card.
It certainly is a card. It has a really pretty flower on it, but you're not sure why. Ruth said that you have to use this card with a dowel, and the lathe, so you might as well go and do that. You can figure out why this flower is so important later.
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You put the card into where you think it should go, and do every other tedious thing that you have to.
+1 Carved Crixite!
>IZZY: Alchemize!
Neato! Looks like the carved cruxite has made your CRUXITE ARTIFACT.
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OO: ive got this neat flower now!
OO: what do i do with it?
BQ: Uh. Apparently what you do is different for every Artifact.
BQ: So you'll have to figure it out yourself.
OO: well dang uh
BQ: I'd suggest hurrying it up, too.
BQ: You're running out of time.
BQ: I'd really rather not watch you die.
OO: and id really rather not die :///
OO: ok um
OO: ive got kinda of an idea
OO: so i guess
OO: ill try it!
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