Play "Love Me, Love Me Not" with the flower petals. Don't forget to make a wish before you start. Also, smell the flower? (Wouldn't it be weird if it sprayed water at you, like a clown's lapel flower?)
Wield it like a Mario Bros. Fire Flower and shoot flames from your hands.
>LIQUID: Stop being a lazy dickhead. Oh. Oh shit. You totally forgot to be a decent human being for a moment there. I mean, I did. Because I'm not you, you're not me, we've been over this in canon homestuck and the joke is deader than my social life.
>Shut it and give us that good discord. Okay! Okay. Here it is. Feel free to join this deadass discord that I made on a whim.
>LIQUID: Draw yourself like one of those French Girls.
Uh. This isn't what it looks like. I am totally not procrastinating so much that I've actually taken the time to draw and animate this entire thing instead of working on things that actually matter, and you should not judge me for it. Or the fact that I look fly as hell in a skirt.
>LIQUID: Introduce the dapper little Carapace. Alright. I'm going to change first, though. Skirts are great and all, but my leggy hairs stand on end when I am without pants.
-> This little terror is my caretaker, ESP. He hates it when I procrastinate. He also likes hitting me with brooms, as if he's some big lipped man fighting a cueball. Ridiculous. Brooms are not proper weapons, and let me tell you I know a thing or two about proper weapons. Like how they can, uh. Kill people. Yeah. Good weapons kill people and it's great.
>LIQUID: Procrastinate. Boy howdy, I thought you'd never say so!
-> This. This here is the best thing to exist. Ever. In all timelines. It's broken and used up, but it's mine and that's what matters most here. Sentimentality and all that jazz.
-> There we go!
Wow. Looks like everyone's getting up to some serious shenanigans, huh? Must be interesting to see, and experience in the form of a poorly executed flash animation, with little to no forethought put into it. Death is looking to take all of them, in various ways, though all having to do with Meteors in some form. Except that one guy. The one we can't see. What a cool guy he is. To not even be visible on this all knowing machine that transcends time, space, and all other walls that may or may not be standing between all of us and him. Amazing. He'll probably die from being Too Cool for School.
>LIQUID: Muse to self. I can't wait to kill these fuckers off once and for all to end my own suffering.