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Post by imglasses on Apr 18, 2016 0:53:51 GMT
What are your favorite Homestuck quotes? I ended up going with TT: We will snatch purpose from the jaws of futility. for my senior quote. I wanted to use: AG: Imagine that over the course of someone's life, they are truly capa8le of every conceiva8le action at any moment, and did indeed take each of those actions in different 8ranching realities. Doesn't a scenario like that deaden a person's agency just as much as one where their fate is decidedly etched in stone as a single path of unavoida8le decisions? Who exactly is that person who can and does take all conceiva8le actions, other than someone perfectly generic, who only appears to have unique predilections and motives when you examine the ar8itrary path they happen to occupy?
but they said it was too long
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 18, 2016 1:16:47 GMT
What you need to be asking yourself, as we find ourselves tumbling through this hostile vortex locked in the vicegrip of each other's sinewed brawn, is this: how deep does the rabbit's glasshole go? Does it have a bottom? So if you really want to do this thing -- if you really want to DANCE -- then I suggest you take off your shirt, put on a proper pair of fucking suspenders, and put those bologna loaves you call arms to use. Right now I'm a human goddamned beef windmill, and god help you, god help us all, if you get in my way. Honestly, I have no idea where he said this but it's glorious. Remember when Act Ending had dialogues? I DON'T
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2016 12:53:26 GMT
was there ever any doubt?
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researcherwisemon
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Post by researcherwisemon on Apr 18, 2016 17:43:10 GMT
Best and Favorite Line EVER:
EB: no, i am telling you. EB: it jumped out of my sylladex like a frightened weasel.
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Post by Billiards Slick on Apr 18, 2016 18:34:45 GMT
Anything Caliborn says is gold, but my favorite probably is the "A TEEN DIDN'T LIKE THE DIRECTION OF MY STORY, SO HE CAME AND BEAT ME UP. THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME. AND BEAR IN MIND THAT ONE TIME, MY LEG WAS BITTEN OFF. AND I TRAGICALLY LOST A SISTER TO MURDER" one. Though it's honestly been too long since I've reread the comic as a whole so maybe there's some really good ones I'm forgetting. For now, the hilarious shit Caliborn says is the primary thing that's standing out in my mind.
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imglasses
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Post by imglasses on Apr 18, 2016 20:30:41 GMT
I love Caliborn's redundant phrases, like IT WAS EASY, INVOLVING A TRIVIAL ACT OF SELF SUICIDE.
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Post by partymember57 on Apr 18, 2016 20:34:05 GMT
Oh man, I really should go back and read the whole thing again. But really, anything that Dave, Karkat, and Caliborn said is probably great.
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Post by Ariestinak on Apr 19, 2016 2:47:26 GMT
This is one of my all time favorites. GC: oops red is how i talk, my bad GC: OH MY GOD... GC: D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT GC: WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S GC: 1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T > TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse GC: OK >:[
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Post by Neptz on Apr 19, 2016 20:31:56 GMT
This is one of my all time favorites. GC: oops red is how i talk, my bad GC: OH MY GOD... GC: D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT GC: WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S GC: 1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T > TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse GC: OK >:[ which page was this again?
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Post by imglasses on Apr 19, 2016 22:43:40 GMT
This is one of my all time favorites. GC: oops red is how i talk, my bad GC: OH MY GOD... GC: D4V3 TH1S 1S SO D3C4D3NT GC: WHY D1DNT YOU 3V3R T3LL M3 HOW 4M4Z1NG 1T 1S TO TYP3 L1K3 TH1S GC: 1 4LMOST C4NT H4NDL3 1T > TG: ok stop that shit is probably like crack to you TG: im not going to stand by and watch you fall prey to your own wild cherry apeshit apocalypse GC: OK >:[ which page was this again? www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=004993
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Post by Neptz on Apr 26, 2016 1:15:20 GMT
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Post by therationaldove on Apr 26, 2016 1:23:37 GMT
*pastes most of Homestuck into this thread*
Nah, but I don't actually know what y favorite quote is.
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Post by thecrystalship on Apr 26, 2016 2:29:19 GMT
This is mine. I almost cried laughing the first time I read this.
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Post by plainWonder on Apr 28, 2016 10:56:51 GMT
AG: Imagine that over the course of someone's life, they are truly capa8le of every conceiva8le action at any moment, and did indeed take each of those actions in different 8ranching realities. Doesn't a scenario like that deaden a person's agency just as much as one where their fate is decidedly etched in stone as a single path of unavoida8le decisions? Who exactly is that person who can and does take all conceiva8le actions, other than someone perfectly generic, who only appears to have unique predilections and motives when you examine the ar8itrary path they happen to occupy? Hey now... That quote is relevant to the Ultimate Self talk by Davepetasprite^2. And wow, that one goes way back. Huh, I wish there'd been more focus back then on the subject, before the timeline was retconned. --- I like how much quoting/paraphrasing material there is to be found in all dialog, and food for IRL memes...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2016 21:01:03 GMT
"Spades Slick cannot return to being Hearts Boxcars because obviously Diamonds Droog is too busy being Clubs Deuce."
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Post by Arashi500 on May 1, 2016 21:29:37 GMT
Caliborn, Karkat, Dave, and Jack Noir all have so many great ones, it's hard to choose.
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Post by Neptz on May 1, 2016 22:41:24 GMT
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Post by Arashi500 on May 2, 2016 0:43:28 GMT
Well fuck, it's pretty hard to dispute that.
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Post by The One Guy on May 2, 2016 18:01:11 GMT
I'm genuinely surprised no one has brought up this page yet.
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Post by Cabktas on May 3, 2016 18:27:03 GMT
You eat a weird bug and don't even care.
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Post by forgottenkinsman on May 4, 2016 1:26:47 GMT
Here's some of my favorites:
TG: well maybe you should take the opportunity to put it somewhere that isnt stone cold retarded
CG: YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH.
TA: waiit what2 thii2... TA: are you heariing that 2pooky me22age from the grave? TA: iit ii2 from my abiiliity two giive a 2hiit. TA: whiich ju2t diied.
"stone cold retarded" is now a phrase in my personal lexicon
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