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Post by Houselocked on Jan 8, 2018 3:56:47 GMT
 A nice lad is walking in a circle in his room, menacingly. His expression filled with bloodlust and rage as he paces angrily around his domain. You should probably talk to him but of course you should be polite and promptly name him. So what'll it be? What is this stranger's name? |
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Post by author stand-in on Jan 8, 2018 3:59:31 GMT
> Cunk Fuckly.
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Post by Houselocked on Jan 8, 2018 18:17:32 GMT
> Cunk Fuckly
Your name is Cunk Fuckly. Quite the name you have but you were born with it and damn do you wear it with pride. You fancy yourself a fan of good ANIME and VIDEO GAMES, which you reference in your podcast, QUEST CAST QUEST, a goofy production where you and 3-4 people discuss internet oddities. Besides that you have a knack for the ENGLISH LANGUAGE and WRITING. You often make videos of your opinion on various social media and video websites. > Please Enter Cunk's Ability Points
1000 points can be distributed to any section but do keep in mind there will be other players |
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
Posts: 283
Pronouns: he/him/his
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Post by venchi on Jan 9, 2018 9:57:21 GMT
980 points in endurance
14 in intelligence
3 in perception
2 in love
1 in strength
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Post by author stand-in on Jan 9, 2018 20:26:45 GMT
Strength: 50
Endurance: 50
Perception: 200
Love: 500
Intelligence: 200
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telaxius
corpse party
I don't want to go onto the cart!
Posts: 611
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by telaxius on Jan 10, 2018 0:49:07 GMT
> Str: 100
> End: 100
> Per: 250
> Love: 250
> Int: 300
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Post by ezra on Jan 10, 2018 6:06:36 GMT
STR: 00
END: 00
PCP: 200
LV: 600
INT: 200
Everything can be solved with love and charisma.
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Post by Houselocked on Jan 13, 2018 3:02:38 GMT
STR: 00 END: 00 PCP: 200 LV: 600 INT: 200
Everything can be solved with love and charisma.
Way to go, Cunk! You've got heart, brains and... uh.. really good eyesight!
However anything coming your way is sure to knock you out and you yourself can't
knock anyone else out. But why would you do that when you can just love em'!
Anyways what's up? what're you up to?
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Post by author stand-in on Jan 13, 2018 3:05:12 GMT
Cunk: Load your fat rig up with Alien Piss 2 and vape the night away.
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Post by ezra on Jan 13, 2018 3:36:00 GMT
((the stats in perception are for READING THE MOOD before he MAKES HIS MOVES))
>Pet the heck out of that cat.
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Post by Houselocked on Jan 13, 2018 7:03:33 GMT
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Post by author stand-in on Jan 13, 2018 7:07:42 GMT
Cunk: PET! THAT!! BOY!!!
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Post by Houselocked on Jan 13, 2018 7:09:32 GMT
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Post by ezra on Jan 13, 2018 7:27:20 GMT
>Check your social link with Azule.
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Post by author stand-in on Jan 13, 2018 22:37:05 GMT
Cunk: Resist the urge to put your Waluigi Amiibo in your mouth.
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Post by Houselocked on Mar 30, 2018 7:22:44 GMT
Cunk: Check your social link with Azule.
You check your phone to remind yourself how close your relationship with each other is. The answer is outstanding! You have fully maxed out your social link with Azule to the point of no return. This means at any time Azule will die for you. Oh and heh, you forget that he doesn't like phones being pointed towards him.
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Post by Houselocked on Mar 30, 2018 7:30:21 GMT
> Cunk: Resist the urge to put your Waluigi Amiibo in your mouth. ![]() Wait what... "I can put them in my mouth?" Cunk is confused but amazed by the thought of stuffing his food orifice with a plastic figurine. This is the path to enlightenment, Cunk grabs his Waluigi Am**bo and gently envelopes the purple plumber into his mouth.  You sit down realizing you are at the pinnacle of your life, it used to be smoking Alien Piss II but this is on another level. During the midst of Cunk's epiphany, Cunk's pocket vibrates.  It's your roomate JD sending you a boatload of text messages. |
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Post by author stand-in on Mar 30, 2018 9:01:36 GMT
> Cunk: Take the Beautiful Purple Man out of your gob and check your text messages!
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Post by HypergressiveAgent on Mar 30, 2018 18:40:46 GMT
>Cat: demand attention from Cunk
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Post by Indigo on Apr 2, 2018 23:30:46 GMT
Stuff the phone in to you mouth, chat through vaping
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Post by author stand-in on Apr 2, 2018 23:31:19 GMT
Stuff the phone in to you mouth, chat through vaping VAPE!! YOUR!! WORDS!!! |
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Post by Houselocked on Apr 7, 2018 0:54:03 GMT
>Cat: demand attention from Cunk The human does not seem interested in you, Azule. Instead it chooses to slobber on itself whilst looking at its device-doodad-thingamajig. > Cunk: Take the Beautiful Purple Man out of your gob and check your text messages!
 JD: cunk me and Jen got the new game today meet us up at the lobby everyone's gonna start playing it JD: also bring everything you want and need for the game cos its gonna be a long one JD: shit its not sending JD: if this is segmented sorry the internet is bad here JD: Jen and i are bringing all these figures and shiz just to see if we can actually prototype them JD: tell everyone else since im to lazy too bye JD: cunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnk JD: cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk JD: cunk the internet sucks here
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Post by author stand-in on Apr 7, 2018 2:48:12 GMT
> Cunk: Respond to your friend JD.
> Cunk: @everyone in the group DM to remind them about this new game.
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Post by Curris on Apr 16, 2018 8:36:41 GMT
Open window blinds. Observe the outside beauty of nature™
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Post by wuzzlz on Apr 20, 2018 20:53:57 GMT
> Pocket your Waluigi doll for later snacking
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