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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 24, 2016 23:05:43 GMT
Hell Cleaner Mix && WRINKLEFUCKER = THE STEELY CLOTHES-CULLER A ferrousome weapon of cleanliness legend, this mighty hammer unleashes the horrors of hot, searing metal and potent cleaning solution, all at 1100 rpm (rotations per minute) A gentleman's champion, and a warrior's best friend.
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Post by comicalArchitect on Apr 25, 2016 22:06:23 GMT
STEELY CLOTHES-CULLER || Genesis Frog = A universe where everyone is a giant washing-machine hammer.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 29, 2016 4:29:59 GMT
A universe where everyone is a giant washing-machine hammer && Matriorb = The suspense is almost too much. You make... YOU MAKE........... JOHNNY 5. God dammit. Motherfucker thinks he's alive. HE IS A TIN CAN, ROBOTS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.
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Post by Neptz on Apr 29, 2016 15:01:10 GMT
Johnny 5 || Johnny 5 = Johnny 10. AH FUCK HE'S EVEN MORE OF A TIN CAN
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on Apr 30, 2016 17:39:06 GMT
Johnny 10 || Johnny 10 = Literally a Tin Can
A simple, unlabeled tin can. It's closed, but shaking it feels likes its completely empty. Really? Huh.
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Post by swampmist on Apr 30, 2016 17:47:07 GMT
Litterally a Tin Can && The PogoHammer= The Tin Can
It's... A Hammer made of tin, with springs holding the head together.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 2, 2016 6:07:46 GMT
Unwarranted fun fact: you can't combine an item with itself, actually. The holes in the punched cards wouldn't be different
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Post by Neptz on May 2, 2016 15:30:23 GMT
Shark I will stab you.
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Post by Sharkalien on May 2, 2016 19:49:17 GMT
But... the holes
The pattern wouldn't change
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silentMagician
Greentike
I ruin my own day 24/7
Posts: 1
Pronouns: they/them/theirs
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Post by silentMagician on May 3, 2016 13:02:21 GMT
shhhhhhhhhhhh.... nobody cares
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Post by therationaldove on May 3, 2016 20:11:57 GMT
Uh..... I'll just...continue.
The Tin Can || Laptop: TIn Can Top
A laptop in the same of a tin can...Not much else to say.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 4, 2016 2:04:17 GMT
Tin Can Top && Bicycle = Pedal-Powered Penny Dreadful-Puncher
A glorified typewriter powered by the combined power of your legs and a series of pulleys.
Also this took far too long to make
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Post by Neptz on May 4, 2016 2:47:19 GMT
That comic is glorious and I lov eyou.
Pedal-Powered Penny Dreadful-Puncher && Problem Sleuth Poster = Tectrixcalibur.
The great justice sword.
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Post by Arashi500 on May 5, 2016 0:33:44 GMT
Tectrixcalibur && Blond Wig = Tectrixcaliburette
The female equivalent. Because it's got a wig.
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Post by The Paradoxical Insurgent on May 5, 2016 2:47:08 GMT
Tectrixcaliburette && Tommy Gun = Loaded Smith Corona Blotspitter
The most powerful set of KEYS in the universe, it is one of several fabled holy weapons reserved for the CHOSEN ARBITOR, sealed and protected by the realm's hallowed figures of nobility.
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orngjce223
Plucky Tot
Posts: 21
Pronouns: she/her/hers
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Post by orngjce223 on May 6, 2016 6:05:34 GMT
Loaded Smith Corona Blotspitter || Keyboard == STENOGRAPHER'S SIG SAUER
Do you need to take notes? You could learn shorthand. Or you could reduce the number of things you need to take notes on. This is designed to do the latter.
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Post by Neptz on May 6, 2016 15:46:04 GMT
Stenographer's Sig Saur || Computer && Sword = FINAL TECTRIXCALIBUR
Legends say this sword allows it's wielder to understand any language and has stained itself red from the blood of a million super ultra powerful big hatted demons
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Post by eruditeChronicler on May 8, 2016 15:13:37 GMT
FINAL TETRIXCALIBUR || T-Shirt = Sepulchritude T-Shirt
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Post by crossedcaravan on May 9, 2016 15:56:41 GMT
Sepulchritude T-Shirt && Sock Puppet = Friendly Friend
It's a T-Shirt with a Sock Puppet cross-stitched to the collar. Costume or a weird children's toy? It depends.
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Post by Neptz on May 9, 2016 16:37:06 GMT
wow you stopped the epic problem sleuth sword chain FUK U
Friendly Friend || Flower = Flowery Friend. It's a t-shirt with a sock puppet of your best Flowey friend cross stitched to it.
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Post by eruditeChronicler on May 10, 2016 15:42:17 GMT
Flowery Friend || Maid of Heart God Tier Outfit = Angel of Hyperdeath Plushie
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Post by melonlord on May 12, 2016 20:02:29 GMT
Angel of Hyperdeath plushie && Johnny 5=Omega Hyperjohnny Interactive Fun Buddy
An abomination made up of cheap metal and garish rainbow-colored fabric. Fitted with a metal goat head, aluminum bat wings, a nuclear fusion reactor and six different colored laser pointers, for non-stop laser-powered action!
It weighs 40 pounds and contains no moving parts.
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Post by Arashi500 on May 12, 2016 22:24:48 GMT
Omega Hyperjohnny Interactive Fun Buddy || Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots = Rock 'me Sock 'me Hyperjohnny
Like a Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots toy, but with only one robot that's only capable of laser-punching itself in the face.
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Post by Con Air on May 13, 2016 0:33:40 GMT
Rock me Sock me Hyperjohnny+ Gloves= Hyperjohnny Gloves Laser gloves. That is all.
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Post by Neptz on May 13, 2016 0:36:44 GMT
Hyperjohnny Gloves && Cyclops from X-men Poster || Glasses = CYCLOPS VISOR Awww yeah. Except it doesn't do anything because Cyclops' lasers come from his own eyes dumbasssssss
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