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Post by dariusblake on Jun 12, 2016 17:34:27 GMT
Barral O' Laughs && Dersite Agent
Jack in the Box. As you wind it you hear faint swearing and muffled threats beneath the tune. LISTEN UP, YA LITTLE PUNK! IMMA STAB YOU WHEN I GET OUTTA THIS DAMN CRATE! FIGHT ME YA LITTLE BRAT, BLOODY FIGHT ME!!!
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Post by Con Air on Jun 12, 2016 19:24:53 GMT
British Jack In The Box + PA Speaker= Hilariously Bad British Accent
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 12, 2016 22:40:32 GMT
(Was that overly British? That's just me then, sorry. I personally think Jack should have a New York accent, not any of the many British ones.)
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Post by Arashi500 on Jun 12, 2016 23:34:49 GMT
(Was that overly British? That's just me then, sorry. I personally think Jack should have a New York accent, not any of the many British ones.) (Anything with "bloody" as an adjective typically denotes a British or Australian accent to the reader) Hilariously Bad British Accent || John Egbert plushie = Jake English plushie
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 13, 2016 22:00:07 GMT
Jake English plushie && Stone Slab Hope Questbed
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Post by Con Air on Jun 14, 2016 14:43:07 GMT
Hope Questbed + Flamin Pegasus Of Trump= Flamin Pegasus Of Hussie
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
Posts: 283
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Post by venchi on Jun 15, 2016 18:58:12 GMT
Flamin Pegasus Of Hussie + Football Helmet = Painting of a Flaming Pegasus attacking a Football player
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Post by Con Air on Jun 15, 2016 20:45:23 GMT
NOT Painting of a Flaming Pegasus Attacking a Football Player= Player of a Painting Attacking A Football Flaming Pegasus Lolwut
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Post by thoran on Jun 20, 2016 2:26:06 GMT
POPAFFP || FLAMMIN HOT BETTY
A painting That Holds the all-mighty FLAMMIN HOT BETTY.
(Those who read "A beginners guide to the end of the universe" Gets it.)
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Post by dariusblake on Jun 20, 2016 21:10:26 GMT
Painting of Flaming hot Betty && Buzz-saw || Sparrow CHAIRMAN JACK, DREAD SPARROW OF THE EVERYMAN.
A majestic union of bird and blades, clockwork and claws. Protector of the reborn human race, steed of the Godlike being; THE EVERYMAN.
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Post by Con Air on Jun 20, 2016 23:30:44 GMT
Chairman Jack+ Jetpack= Ejection Seat
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Post by heyitskane on Jun 25, 2016 14:44:43 GMT
Ejection seat && rocket pack = Legendary chair of oxidized ejection.
This would be awesome if it weren't for the fact that the controls for the chair stayed on the ground. Oh well, see you in skaia.
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Post by Marimarine on Jul 1, 2016 11:25:42 GMT
Motivational drawing II Blazing Pen = Pen of Malcolm's Cult WHOA. This cost you a fortune, but it was still worth it.
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Post by whowhatwhenwhale on Jul 1, 2016 18:54:41 GMT
Legendary chair of oxidized ejection && Claw Hammer = Ultra Pogo Hammer Its just like the regular one, except WAY more bouncy
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Post by Con Air on Jul 1, 2016 19:58:14 GMT
Ultra Pogo Hammer+ Zillyhoo Ghost Image= ZOMG WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO!!!11!
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 1, 2016 23:13:28 GMT
ZOMG WARHAMMER OF ZILLYHOO!!!11!! && candy corn = precious cargo.
Protect it with your life. You may never know when DMK will appear.
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sylandrophol
Plucky Tot
fear me mudblood capitalist infidels, for i hunger for some KID CUISINE
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Post by sylandrophol on Jul 3, 2016 2:01:02 GMT
Candy Corn & A Slightly Unique Headband
Troll Horns.
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 3, 2016 2:09:00 GMT
Troll horns || bottle opener = vriska cosplay horns.
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venchi
Rungjumpin' Ragamuffin
Posts: 283
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Post by venchi on Jul 3, 2016 6:48:56 GMT
vriska cosplay horns && dice = imitation fluorite octet
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 3, 2016 13:45:14 GMT
Imitation fluorite octet && tube = tube of +8 luck toothpaste
Now you can get sparkly teeth AND good luck!
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axolotlSushi
Scampermaster
Hi, my name is That Bastard
Posts: 215
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Post by axolotlSushi on Jul 10, 2016 14:42:38 GMT
Tube of +8 luck toothpaste && Dirk's Sunglasses = Really Dirty Eyewear.
You can't see, but now you look cool... right?
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Post by Con Air on Jul 10, 2016 16:35:06 GMT
Auto Cleaner + Really Dirty Eyewear= Clean Eyewear
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Post by heyitskane on Jul 10, 2016 17:48:55 GMT
Clean Eyewear && lamp = glowing glasses.
It would be useful in the dark if it weren't for the fact that wearing them will make you go blind.
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Post by Marimarine on Jul 10, 2016 22:22:10 GMT
glowing glasses && flourite octet = glowstone dodecagroup
fuckin' awesome. you now don't just get regular flourite octet attacks, but new attacks too, like the counter-attack 7 attack mirror hail, and the ever-so-powerful 12 attack, cometeor shower.
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Post by whowhatwhenwhale on Jul 12, 2016 14:14:34 GMT
Glowstone Dodecagroup || Nuclear warhead = ....
You make....
YOU MAKE....!
Johnny 5, GOD DAMMIT!
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