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Post by hehehe on Jan 15, 2018 22:12:37 GMT
Galactic Problems
You are a Prophesied Savior destined to save the galaxy. Unfortunately, due to one of your many heroic endeavors, you are trapped within the maintenance room of your own ship. Another Monday morning for you. You are feeling particularly distressed tonight. What will you do?
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Post by shadejade163 on Jan 15, 2018 22:17:24 GMT
>PS: read door note
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Post by ezra on Jan 15, 2018 22:42:20 GMT
>Use the air vent to escape.
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Post by hehehe on Jan 15, 2018 23:02:47 GMT
You pick up the UNPLEASANT NOTE . Feeling insulted you crumple up and throw the note onto the floor.
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Post by hehehe on Jan 15, 2018 23:35:41 GMT
>Use the air vent to escape. There is no air vent but you attempt to escape through the storage cupboard. You have no success.
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Post by ezra on Jan 16, 2018 4:58:18 GMT
>Unlock door with keypad.
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Post by hehehe on Jan 16, 2018 6:44:37 GMT
>Unlock door with keypad. You do not remember the CODE so you randomly enter various combinations into the KEYPAD. The monitor turns on.
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Post by ezra on Jan 16, 2018 21:13:35 GMT
>Inspect suspicious monitor.
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Post by hehehe on Jan 17, 2018 0:15:11 GMT
>Inspect suspicious monitor. You inspect the monitor. You see a castle and a dumb little stick figure. The numbers 10 10 are shown at the bottom right of the screen .
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Post by shadejade163 on Jan 18, 2018 1:48:16 GMT
>Enter 1010 in the keypad!
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Post by hehehe on Jan 18, 2018 3:32:54 GMT
>Enter 1010 in the keypad! You enter "1010" into the keypad to the left of you. A Mystical Wizard appears mystically on the monitor. Mystically. The Mystical Wizard takes notice and the screen changes to someone else. It's your arch nemesis Space Dick! He makes your blood boil! He saves all the damsels, he steals ALL your glory, and to top it off, has three medals! THREE! Yes it all comes together now. It must of been HIM who trapped you in this room! You should have known he would of been behind this! You spit on the screen in disgust.
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Post by telaxius on Jan 18, 2018 8:47:29 GMT
> Spitting is not enough. Smash it, over and over...
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Post by hehehe on Jan 19, 2018 1:06:15 GMT
> Spitting is not enough. Smash it, over and over... You attempt to SMASH the screen you have nothing to SMASH it with. You curse space dick. Hoping he dies a fiery and equally humiliating death!
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Post by telaxius on Jan 19, 2018 2:49:51 GMT
> Look in storage container.
> Uncrumple and look at the back of the unpleasant note.
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Post by eerr on Jan 19, 2018 3:16:58 GMT
>Attempt to mess with him using the dials.
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Post by hehehe on Jan 19, 2018 6:22:13 GMT
> Look in storage container. > Uncrumple and look at the back of the unpleasant note. > Look in storage container. You find an ALIEN EGG. You place the EGG in your inventory > Uncrumple and look at the back of the unpleasant note. You look at the back of the UNPLEASANT NOTE. The code "7070" is written. >Attempt to mess with him using the dials. You enter in more random bullshit to try to mess with him. A massive success!
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Post by venchi on Jan 20, 2018 7:07:31 GMT
Put in 7070
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Post by hehehe on Jan 21, 2018 2:27:45 GMT
Hey so update coming tomorrow! Not feeling it today.
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Post by hehehe on Jan 22, 2018 3:01:03 GMT
You enter "7070" Huh. Nothing is happening. You are now Space Dick.
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Post by watersnake on Jan 22, 2018 19:59:41 GMT
> consume both of them. their flesh beckons to you.
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Post by hehehe on Jan 23, 2018 0:02:06 GMT
> consume both of them. their flesh beckons to you. You wonder where those two alien fellas went. ALIENS SLAUGHTERED: 2/120
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Post by efelix on Jan 23, 2018 0:09:58 GMT
> Equip medals. It pays to be prepared.
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Post by shadejade163 on Jan 23, 2018 0:12:52 GMT
>put on that thing next to you, you know.. that thing right there
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Post by hehehe on Jan 23, 2018 1:10:36 GMT
> Equip medals. It pays to be prepared. You equip the medals. Hell yes. These medals are your pride and joy. If ANYTHING were to happen to them you would take a blaster and blow your brains out. >put on that thing next to you, you know.. that thing right there what You are now confused
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Post by eerr on Jan 23, 2018 1:13:48 GMT
>Seek out hot alien babes.
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